Chapter 2 Author's Notes:
Howdy Neighbor!!! Well, I've noticed that in a couple of the reviews, people had said I should continue this. Well ya know what............I AM! Yep, this'll be the sequel and ending to this short and very dumb story. I had time today, so I figured I finish this up before I go back to my other fic...oh well just read and review!!
Navi's very small eyes bugged out.
"YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!!?????" she screamed. Link nodded, and began sweating bullets.
"Yeah, and it's really bad....." he answered beginning to do odd dances and movements to kinda ease the discomfort.
"Link you're an idiot why in the name of the Goddesses do you have to go now!!!??? You're about to fight Ganondorf and save Hyrule and Zelda!!!!" she shouted.
"Well it's not my fault!!" Link yelled back. Ganondorf hovered in the air watching the two bicker. He raised an eyebrow.
"Uhhhhh.....what are you two doing?" he asked. They both stopped, and Link turned around.
"Hold on minute please......." He said, and jumped down to the area below the throne room. Ganondorf and Navi both hovered as they listened. They heard a "zip" and then the sound of a running liquid (I don't wanna get too crude here) They both cocked an eyebrow, and they heard Link say "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh........" He soon came back up and jumped over to Navi. "Alright I'm finished Navi" he stated. Ganondorf looked curious.
"What's going on here?" he asked. Link once again turned around.
"Oh, I just went to the bathroom down there, don't worry we can fight now." He answered. Ganondorf's eyes bugged out and he looked afraid.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!!" he shouted. Suddenly the entire tower began to shake, and it slowly crumbled. "NO!!! My tower's collapsing because of your over-active bladder Link!!! Curse you!!!!!!!!!!!" Ganondorf then fell down into the abyss with the great pillar as he screamed. Link looked confused, and Zelda appeared in her crystal prison as the ceiling broke apart.
"Link, the tower is going down, we must escape now!" she said, "follow me!" She then began to make her way down the staircases, and Link followed. They both ran as fast as they could, and avoided all the enemies and falling building pieces as they advanced to the ground. They soon came to the exit, and made it out just in time. The entire tower collapsed, and destroyed the castle with it. There was a ton of debris and smoke everywhere as Ganon's Tower went down. Soon everything stopped. And Zelda gave a sigh of relief. "It's over, it's finally over" she began as she turned to Link, "Thank you Link for saving me, I am eternally grateful for your incredible courage....." Link still looked curious.
"Yeah no prob Zelda, but why the heck did the tower collapse?" he asked.
"Because when you went to the bathroom, it destroyed the foundation of the tower, making it crumble....." she answered. Link looked a little worried.
"Whoa.......maybe I should get that checked out by my doctor......" he stated. Zelda smiled.
"Well Link, before we leave, is there anything you'd like as a reward for saving me?" she asked. Link gave a big grin and nodded.
"Yeah, is there any way I can have a portable, very easy to carry toilet!?" he asked sounding excited and eager. Zelda gave Link that strange look, but pulled out a toilet handle from her pocket.
"Here" she said handing it to Link, "just pretend you're really flushing a toilet with it, and a toilet will appear." Link smiled, and took it.
"Thanks Zelda this is awesome!!!" he replied. Zelda rolled her eyes but smiled.
"Whatever Link, let's just go" Link nodded, and the two walked off. And from that day forward, Link always made sure to go to the bathroom before every boss fight.
Ending Author's Notes: Well I say I typed this thing in either 20 minutes or less!!! Hope ya liked the ending to this crazy fic!