Hello I'm back with the 2nd chapter of my fan fic. Were back with our
hero's. . . no why do I say hero's! They're just plain idiots. OK, now lets
just get on with it. Hey Leon still has a hang over. YEA!
Leon: Hey so where do we need to go to get these weapon thingies.
Ramza: Well lets look at the map the guy gave us. It says we should first go to the goblin woods. The item to recover in this area is the orb saddle.
Item Bio: This item is put on chocobos for extreme strength and obedience.
Madaline: Wow! That's pretty useful, but why would it be in the Goblin Woods?
Simone: Dono. But what ever reason we must get it back.
Leon: Well I'd use it on Rojo so he won't drink MY rum anymore.
Rojo: WARK!
Ramza: Hey how are we goning to get there.
Madaline: Don't worry I can summon the immortal phoenix to give us a ride.
Simone: Sounds good lets do it.
Madaline: Okay! Wild as fire and as swift as air, come my Phoenix and fight for us here. Haaaa....
Leon: Hey is this the immortal or invisible Phoenix?!
Madaline: SNAP That's right when I was feeding it one day it chocked. Aw we lost the poor little guy.
Leon: The immortal phoenix died?!
Simone: Why don't you just summon Bahamut.
Madaline: No I can't summon him last time I did he burnt off Rojo's tail feathers.
Rojo: WARK! TT
Madaline: I'm summoning Fairy.
Ramza: No I'm not going to ride on a Fairy!
Leon: Yea! And you'll never talk us into it. Ramza: I can't believe she talked us into it.
Leon: Hey who knew she was part Mediator?
Simone: Were here!
Madaline: Hey guys when was their lava in goblin woods?
Ramza: Don't bother lets keep moving. The sooner we find this item, the sooner we can get out of here.
Leon: Wow! This place is huge.
Simone: Hey guys how many goblins do you send to get rid of a party of 5?
Ramza: Ooow I love riddle hmm...I don't know, how many? Simone: Turn around you'll find out.
Madaline: And we just got here.
Ramza: Now I know the answer is seven and 1 over lord goblin with on a chocobo with a shinny saddle.
Leon: You dope that's the Orb Saddle.
Madaline: I'll take care of this BAHAMUT! ATACK!
Rojo: WARK!
Rojo runs around crazy with his tail feathers burning
Madaline: Ow I'm so sorry Rojo I forgot!
Rojo: GLOOM TT
Leon: Agh! Okay my turn! FIRE 4!
Ramza: No not fire...
He kills all the goblins and the blast pushes the over lord over the edge
of a cliff into a river of lava
Leon: ..................
Looks over the side of the cliff
Simone: Well at least it's not in the hands of that goblin any more.
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Leon: Where's my rum! ROJO!
Rojo: Wick Wook Wock heh heh heh!
So there you go the second chapter, yes they all are idiots aren't they. So remember if life puts you down get a chocobo! WARK!
Leon: Hey so where do we need to go to get these weapon thingies.
Ramza: Well lets look at the map the guy gave us. It says we should first go to the goblin woods. The item to recover in this area is the orb saddle.
Item Bio: This item is put on chocobos for extreme strength and obedience.
Madaline: Wow! That's pretty useful, but why would it be in the Goblin Woods?
Simone: Dono. But what ever reason we must get it back.
Leon: Well I'd use it on Rojo so he won't drink MY rum anymore.
Rojo: WARK!
Ramza: Hey how are we goning to get there.
Madaline: Don't worry I can summon the immortal phoenix to give us a ride.
Simone: Sounds good lets do it.
Madaline: Okay! Wild as fire and as swift as air, come my Phoenix and fight for us here. Haaaa....
Leon: Hey is this the immortal or invisible Phoenix?!
Madaline: SNAP That's right when I was feeding it one day it chocked. Aw we lost the poor little guy.
Leon: The immortal phoenix died?!
Simone: Why don't you just summon Bahamut.
Madaline: No I can't summon him last time I did he burnt off Rojo's tail feathers.
Rojo: WARK! TT
Madaline: I'm summoning Fairy.
Ramza: No I'm not going to ride on a Fairy!
Leon: Yea! And you'll never talk us into it. Ramza: I can't believe she talked us into it.
Leon: Hey who knew she was part Mediator?
Simone: Were here!
Madaline: Hey guys when was their lava in goblin woods?
Ramza: Don't bother lets keep moving. The sooner we find this item, the sooner we can get out of here.
Leon: Wow! This place is huge.
Simone: Hey guys how many goblins do you send to get rid of a party of 5?
Ramza: Ooow I love riddle hmm...I don't know, how many? Simone: Turn around you'll find out.
Madaline: And we just got here.
Ramza: Now I know the answer is seven and 1 over lord goblin with on a chocobo with a shinny saddle.
Leon: You dope that's the Orb Saddle.
Madaline: I'll take care of this BAHAMUT! ATACK!
Rojo: WARK!
Rojo runs around crazy with his tail feathers burning
Madaline: Ow I'm so sorry Rojo I forgot!
Rojo: GLOOM TT
Leon: Agh! Okay my turn! FIRE 4!
Ramza: No not fire...
He kills all the goblins and the blast pushes the over lord over the edge
of a cliff into a river of lava
Leon: ..................
Looks over the side of the cliff
Simone: Well at least it's not in the hands of that goblin any more.
------------------------------------Next Day--------------------------------
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Leon: Where's my rum! ROJO!
Rojo: Wick Wook Wock heh heh heh!
So there you go the second chapter, yes they all are idiots aren't they. So remember if life puts you down get a chocobo! WARK!