Thanx a lot to the people that reviewed! I luv yous all! O and I don't own pirates of the Caribbean! Now on with the story! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Your face has recovered to it's normal colour and you've coolen down... You feel kinda sorry for Jack. 'What did he do wrong?' you think to yourself. 'It's not his fault that he's so damn fine!'

"Luv, I'm starvin'... What's fer dinner?" You jump as you relize Jack is behind you. He notices your little jump and looks at you in a are-you- retarded way. "I said, I'm hungry!"He repeats slowly as if you can't understand English.

"Oh, I don't have anything done." You really haven't thought about this. "Er... How about we order some thing to eat?" You ask, partly to yourself. Then an idea strucks you. "No, wait... We can have some popcorn and watch t.v. all night, until we get tired!" You say quickly.

"Can we have rum also?" Jack pleads.

You roll your eyes. "Yes I forgot about that... Yuh, course we can have rum!" You get off the chair and stand in front of the microwave. "Jack, you get yourself a bottle of rum from the fridge! I'll be busy for a while..." You order hime.

Anyways... Jack does as he is told and gets a few bottles of rum (and when I say few it means a lot!). When you sit on the sofa beside Jack, you realize he's turned the tellie on somehow. "Wow! Jack, you managed to turn the television on! You're really clever!" You say sarcastically while clapping.

"I knew I was good at turning the tell... telli, that thing, love..." Jack points at the t.v. and smirks as he grabs a few bits of popcorn. You grab the remote and turn to the movie channel. (And the movie just happens to be Pirates of the Caribbean! lol)

As you are doing this the 'bathroom incident' gets in your mind. "Jack...I'm really honestly sorry for shouting at you for no reason." You start. "I was just a bit tired that's all... And I'm sure you understand that when women get tired, they seem to... er... get a bit feisty!" You manage to laugh the rest off, uncomfortably.

Jack chuckles and whispers, "I know what you mean, luv..." And he puts his arm round you.

You feel like you're the happiest person living on Earth. Halfway through the movie, you lean on Jack and he grins then drinks his third bottle of rum. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When the movie had finished you two realized that somehow both your lips were only this (around the length of your pinky...) much away from each other. And then you decided that it was time your tongue had some exercise. You guys were about to kiss when suddenly... someone was knocking at the door.

You froze and so did Jack. You stand up to get the door. "I'll be right back." you say. Jack had a disappointed look but cleaned it off with a gulp of rum.

'Good timing... What kind of moron would do this?' You think angrily to yourself. Someone is still knocking on the door, really loudly. "I'm coming!" You shout. You get to the door, and hear someone, no... Some people laughing and squeling. You open the door. "Right, who the hell do..." You are cut off by hugs and pecks on the cheek. 'Okay.' You think.

"Hey, sis! What you been up to?" A lady in a pink furry top shouts at you, really happily.

You are shocked to see who is in front of you. "(your sister's name)? What are you doing here? and you are so drunk!" You notice the other people giggling behind your sister. "(your sister), Who the hell are these people?" You yell madly at your sister.

"(your name)! You don't remember us?" A new voice sobs. "Girls... Our old pal doesn't rememeber us! I feel so sad..." And you hear other people behind her sob (in a drunk way.)

Then it hits you. "Omigod! (your best friend's name), (other best friend's name)! What the hell are you's doing here? And you guys stink with alchahol!" You hug your mates. "Come in! I guess..." Your sister is already inside. Then you realize that she's brought her boyfriend too. And so has your mates. "Look you guys... I'm like really happy that you've all come to visit me. But you all should've rang me... And I guess you guys are going to stay the night..."

You look around. Your mates (and sis) have already found themselves a comfortable spot and is making out with thier boyfriends. "Get a room!" You say in gritted teeth.

"Nice... er friends you've got 'ere..." Jack says sarcastically. "They really have great timing!" He adds.

Right now you are just trying to think of how you can kill your sister. Then you get the rest of the rum on the table and scull it down. "Whoa (your name), easy luv!" Jack stops you from the second scull. And drinks the rest himself. "Maybe we should get some sleep, in the other room." He suggests.

"Okay... If it's not taken." You and Jack get each a pillow and a blanket, and go into the room.

Jack looks around the room. "Hmmm. What do ye use this room as?" He asks curiously. You get his point. There was nothing in this room! Welll, actually there's no space to put anyhtin in. Then the light flickers and blinks till the room got dark.

"Oh, great... The light's gone out!" You curse.

"You aren't scared of the dark are ye, luv?" You can almost see Jack smirking at you.

"No, Jack Sparrow... I'm not scared of the dark! I just... don't like it when I can't see anything." As you finish your sentence, you trip over something and make a hell of a noise. "OUCH!"

You can hear Jack hurry over to you and crouch down. "Are ye alright, luv?"

You feel blood trickling down the side of your arm and your leg feels bruised. "I don't think so... I'm bleeding!" You sob.

"No, no, no... Don't cry!" Jack says panicking. He curses and you hear him stand up then bump into something. And with a crash you see Jack on top of you. Unconscious.

"Shit!" You mutter. So here you are in the tiniest room with a fainted Jack. All you can hear is both your breathing. You sigh in relief as he isn't dead... Yet. "Jack?" You whisper. "Can you hear me Jack?" No response. "Damn. I can't move with Jack on me!" You didn't know Jack would be this heavy. And you realize that his grip was tighter than you thought. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I hope this is long enough! I had to change this quite a lot but it's okay now. Sorry about some of the peeling mistakes... I kinda wrote it in a hurry... O and about the Italics... I just felt like adding some, for enthusiams... lol Don't forget to REVIEW! It's not that hard... You just press on the lil blue button down there.