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After you had a shower, you decide to cook for a change. "Hm, what should I make?" You say out loud, as Will walked past.

"When are we going to have dinner? Because I'm starving! I didn't have any lunch today, Jack couldn't find food in the cubboard, or the fridge." He stated.

"So, both you and Jack must be hungry, right?" You ask, getting out a pack of sausages from the freezer.

Will thought about it. "He told me not to tell you this, but he's been having rum for lunch... Not that much, only two bottles! And he told me he was bloating."

You turn the stove on. "Why didn't you have any rum to fill you up?" You ask while getting out a frying pan.

"I'm not really a rum person, especially in midday! And plus, Elizabeth wont be happy with me, drunk like a monkey!" He announces. "I don't know why Jack likes rum so much..."

"Can you put those plates on to the table, please Will?" You ask, and get some wedges while the sausages sizzle. "Thank you." You say when he does as he's told. "Well, why don't you ask Jack why he likes rum so much?" You add.

Will blinks at the quick re-change of the subject. "Oh, um... I did try." He fidgets. "He was very very drunk, actually I asked last night."

"Well, what did he say?" You ask, half curious. You add sour cream on to the dish of wedges. You put sausages onto another dish as well.

"he started talking about how rum can take all your problems away and how it makes you feel like a king and all sorts... Then he said, 'There's plenty o' rum in me Pearl, let's go!' And I told him that the Black pearl isn't here, because we're in a different time. And that was a very big mistake!" He tells you.

You listen hard as you place the two dishes of food on to the table. "Why?" You ask as you get some forks and knives and put them on the table too.

Will looks around. "Jack blinked, then his face became wrinkled into a frown. He said 'Oh that's right! Me beautiful Pearl isn't 'ere...' Then he sobbed, and blew his nose in one of your blue toe-sock." He whispers, even though there's no-one round.

"He cried?" You ask, shocked. "He cried because of his ship? And he called his ship beautiful?"

"Well, you know how he practically loves his ship. He makes sure the crew cleaned her every month, or week if they had time. Anamaria once told me that Jack always blew kisses to the wheel every night, before he went to sleep!" Will whispers.

You are shocked and surprised. You knew Jack cared for his ship, but blow kisses to the wheel every night? 'But he never does that to me!' You think, angrily. 'Wait, am I getting jealous over a ship? I mean, it's only an object... It can't even talk!' You quickly start setting the table again. "What else did Jack say? Anything about me?" You ask Will.

"Well, he said you were average looking, you're hair was a bit dry and said you're breasts were a bit small, but other than that, he said you were fine." Will stated simply.

"he said.. what?" You nearly shout. "my hair is so not dry! I just over- blow dryed it. And my boobs... they, they look fine! And how does he know my boobs are small? did he have a look at them or something? Carry on!" You urge.

Will nods. "He told me that you were loving, lovable and lovely. And he also told me that you love him and he loves you." He adds.

You raise your eyebrows and you notice your mouth is open. "He really said that?" You ask, fluttered. "He said I was loving, lovable and lovely? He said he loves me? He knows I love him?"

"Yeah, well did you want me to help you with dinner, or are we ready to eat?" Will asks, looking hungrily at the wedges and sausages.

You blink and nod. "Yup! But not yet, we have to have Elizabeth and Jack before we start eating... Oh, and, I hope you and Elizabeth don't mind but we're going to have rum for drinks... Okay?" Before you get an answer you get four bottles of rum on the table. "There! Now all we have to do is wait for Jack and Elizabeth!"

Once Jack and Elizabeth were here, all four of you sat on the table. Will sat beside Jack, who sat opposite you, and you were sitting next to Elizabeth, who was sitting opposite Will. So in other words you got to sit opposite Jack!

You put some wedges and some sausages on to your plate. So did everyone else.

"(your name)? What are these?" Elizabeth asks you, holding up one of her wedges with a fork.

"There made of potatoes. There called wedges. Try it, you'll love it!" you explain.

Elizabeth bites into one. "It's delicious! Did you make these yourself?" She asks. , again.

You think. "Yeah, I guess..." Then you start eating.

"Ooh, wonderful!" You hear Jack. "Rum!" He shouts excitedly.

You raise an eyebrow. 'Yeah, rum... wow!' You think sarcastically, but you smile (one of those fake ones...) on the outside. "Will, why didn't you have your rum?" You ask, after having dinner.

"I don't think rum with potatoes and sausages would be a good idea for me..." He says, helping you asnd Elizabeth clear up.

As soon as he finished saying that sentence, you find Jack sculling down Will's lot of rum. "What?" He asks innocently.

"You just drank two bottles of rum!" You say sternly, crossing your arms.

Jack nods. "Aye, I learnt somethin' new today, didn't I?" He asks, full of sarcasm. "Now, I'm bored... What are we gonna do?" He changes the subject.

"Well, I have to do the dishes, so it's more like, what are you going to do?" You ask, defending yourself.

But then Elizabeth un-defends you by saying, "Oh, no it's alright, (your name)! I'll do the dishes... You go have fun with Jack."

You have a sarcastic thanks-a-lot expression on your face, then your cellphone rings. You smile because it's your friend, that threw a psych because of Will.

You: Hi, wats up?

(your friend's name): Hello, is that you, (your name)?

You: Yeah, what's the big rush?

(your friend's name): It's so urgent! You have to do something, now! You: Do what?

(your friend's name): Look, Jack, Elizabeth and Will have to go back to their time, soon, and I mean very soon!

You: But, why?

(your friend's name): Coz the whole 17th century history and all will be lost and changed! They'll have phones back there, cellphones even! There'll be fridges and telvison!

You: Isn't that a good thing?

(your friend's name): You dumbass! You have to send those three back quick, or there going to be forgotten and will be known as never existed!

You: What? But, how do I send them back? I'm not a time machine, you know!

(your friend's name): I know you're not a time machine. I don't know how to send them back to their time either! I just rang to warn you, ok? Good luck!

You shut your phone slowly. You have to send them back, quick, before you forget Jack, and Jack forgets you...



I hope you liked this... I wrote these all in a hurry. This fanfics nearly at the finish line! So keep on reading... And reviewing lol