Family Counseling
Chapter 3:Spending The Holidays with the Mishimas, Kazamas, and we still can't forget Chaolan!
Author's Notes:
This was once again another hard chapter to write but I hope you like it.
((Jun has changed her clothes to the black capris and the white button up shirt during the commercial break)
Crystal: Hi folks! Glad to se you're still here enjoying this wonderful fic "Family Counseling"! And now its time to talk about "What Its like to Spend the Holidays with the Mishimas, Kazamas, and Choalan!"
Kazuya: This has to be the worst topic of the whole show.
Crystal: Really? Well sorry you feel that way but that's just too bad! Now for our first question, what is your favorite holiday or special occasion?
Lee: I like my birthday the most out of anything.
Hiehachi: Hey I know why Lee chose his birthday!
Lee: What do you mean by that?
Hiehachi: It's the only way people would pay him any attention.
Lee: How dare you insult me like that you dirty old man!
Heihachi: (sounding sad) Hey I'm not that old.
Kazuya: Who cares about you anyway?
(Loud fan from the audience): ME!
Kazuya: Well I don't! Besides we should talk about more important things, like me.
Lee: You? Since when were you ever so important?
Kazuya: I've always been important. I'm the main character here. IAM Tekken. I mean where would the series be without me?
Hiehachi: What about me? I've been in every game of the entire Tekken series!
Jin: Yeah, he does have a point.
Kazuya: Well without me, he would have no one to throw off a cliff and there would be no one for him to throw off a cliff. Now would there?
Jin: Well geez, you're both right.
Heihachi: Oh I don't need you for anything!
Lee: This is what I have to deal with. (Sighed) Family issues.
Kazuya: Anyway, back to the topic. (Evil grin) I like April Fools Day!
Jun: (says sarcastically) and I wonder why?
Crystal: Well, why?
Kazuya: That's simple. I like doing pranks on people like Heihachi! He's the easiest person to get!
Heihachi: Whatever.
Jin: I like Spring Break. No school and plenty of time to go party!
Jun: (Evil suspicious glare) Party? What party?
Jin: (Says shakily) Oh... um …party? What party? Did I say party? (Slightly laughing) I meant to say sleep!
Jun: Sleep?!!! With a room looking like yours, the last thing you want to do is sleep!
Jin (Embarrassed) MOM!! Not on TV!
Jun: Well we will talk about this when we get home!
Jin: I'm doomed already.
Crystal: So what's your favorite holiday Jun?
Jun: (says very happily) I like Valentine's Day and Easter!
Kazuya: Somehow I'm not surprised.
Jin: How can she jump from being so angry to being so happy like that?
Kazuya: That's one thing about your mother I can never understand.
Hiehachi: I don't have favorite holiday. I don't have time to spend on such things.
Kazuya: You're a bad liar, you know that right?
Hiehachi: Actually, no.
Kazuya: Don't think I forgot about that prank you did when you put that toy snake in my bed when I was sleeping!
Hiehachi: Oh yeah that was a good prank wasn't it? The snake looked so real too, I wonder what would happen if I put a real one in there?
Kazuya: Go to hell, you piece of shi---
Jun: Kazuya! What did I say about all that foul language?!
Kazuya: Ooops! Sorry dear, I forgot you were here for a split second there.
Jun: Since when was I ever invisible?
Kazuya: I didn't say you were.
Jun: Obviously that's what you meant if you didn't notice me.
Kazuya: ( Thinking to himself)This is the kind of criticism I have to take for the next 9 months!(out loud)Well geez I'm sorry; what else do you want me to say?
Crystal: Hey you two, if you haven't noticed were in the middle of a show here! Alright now what is one holiday that you don't like? And why?
Jun: My birthday is probably the weirdest time of the year. Each year something new and weird happens. Like last year, Hiehachi almost burnt down the house trying to burn the candles for my cake!
Hiehachi: It was an accident! Besides it's not like it was on purpose now was it?
Lee: I'm not sure if any one can believe you about that one.
Hiehachi: You calling me a liar?
Lee: (In his mind) Of course I'm calling you a liar you dumbass! (Out loud) What do you think?
Hiehachi: Why you little ---
Jin: One holiday I hat is---
Hiehachi: Wait a second! Who do you think you are cutting me off in the middle of my sentence like that?
Jin: I think I'm Jin Kazama. That's who.
Hiehachi: You little brat!
Kazuya: Hey! I'm the only one who can call him that!
Jin: Yeah! Wait, what am I saying?
Jun: Nobody can call him that!
Hiehachi: And why is that?
Jun: Because I said so! Nobody and I mean NOBODY calls MY son a brat and gets away with it! And if you got a problem with that, you can kiss my ass!
Jin: If I was a girl, by the way her attitude is right now, I wouldn't even want to be near her.
Hiehachi: What's with the attitude?
Kazuya: I can't believe he just asked that question.
Crystal: (Before Jun could say anything) let's just forget about it, shall we?
Jun: Yeah, you're right. Sorry once again about the language but sometimes I can't help myself.
Lee: Well I remember one year no one gave me any presents!
Jin: I guess no one felt like going out and buying any.
Lee: You people are the laziest group of
people I've ever seen!
Jun: I know you're not calling me lazy!
Lee: ---
Crystal: (interrupting quickly) well, well, well, look at the time folks! Looks like we have to stop again for another commercial break! As you can see we...uh…need to fix something with our program briefly. But in the meantime you just sit back and watch the commercials! Next time we'll talk about our next topic, "There's A First Time For Everything"! Stay tuned!
Author's Notes:
Phew! That was not as easy as I expected but I guess I managed to do it. Hoped you like it! And always, remember to REVIEW!
^_~
~~Junnie~~