Another chapter for me! This is the humor comes in.
Blaze opened her door, The Pidgey flowing behide; Blaze grabbed her backpack before closing the door.
"Pidgey? PID!" The bird creature said, landing onto of the computer, right on the webcam.
(Translation: Wow? WHAT'S THIS?)
"Whatever that things talking about.." Blaze muttered, pulling out the computer seat, she sat down and logged on.
" Life's like a pokémon game...It sucks has changed his or her name to: Bust a move and get into the grove!"
'Good, no wonder my friends think I'm crazy' Blaze thought.
"Pig, Pidgey? Pid, Pidgey" Pidgey said shacking his head.
(Translation: Your friends think your crazy? Nice, Nice friends)
" I don't know what you said, but I'd shut up before I make you into KFC, but change the C to a P" Blaze said, her eyes never leaving the computer.
Of course, The Pidgey gulped, wouldn't you?
Just then, a message popped up on MSN.
Emily says:
Yo, What's up?
Bust a move and get into the grove! Says:
Nothing, Yo?
Emily says:
Nothing, Just hangin', I still can't believe you kicked that guy's ass today at school, your mom and dad care?
Bust a move and get into the grove! Says:
Hey, he fucking dissevered it, little jackass
You see, there was a guy that always made fun of Blaze for being overweight, so Blaze beat him up, No biggie.
'Hmmm...So my soon-to-be-trainer, seems to dislike her weight? Well I'll help her with that!' Pidgey thought happily.
"Pidgey!" The bird pokémon said trying to get Blaze's attention, failing horriblely.
(Translation: Blaze!)
The tiny bird pokémon kept trying; who knew MSN could distract a girl from talking to a bird?
Emily says:
Ewwwwww!!!! I DO not like that kid!
Bust a move and get into the grove! Says:
Keh, and I'm stupid.
At this point, Pidgey had flown over and was now standing on Blaze's head. Getting mad, he picked her head.
"OW! What the hell was that for?" Blaze asked, her eyebrow twitching.
"Pidgey! Pid! Pidgey! Pidgey! Gey!" The tiny bird cried.
(Translation: Let's do something!)
Oh, Blaze did something; she knocked Pidgey off her head and put a hat on.
"There, I did something, Wait? Did I just under stand you?" Blaze asked.
"Pid!" Pidgey said nodding his head.
(Translation: Yes!)
"Whatever!" Blaze then started to play on the computer again. Pidgey now started to get mad, so he grabbed her hat.
"Hey! Give that back!" Pidgey grinned evilly, and flew off and out the door.
"GIVE.ME.THAT.BACK!" Blaze was now panting, she couldn't run that far, and Pidgey looked back, and grinned, he then flew into the forest.
"ARGH!!! GET BACK HERE YOU BIRD!" Blaze ran after Tiny bird pokémon, she stopped, and leaned on a tree when she couldn't run anymore.
Pidgey grinned.
'Trainer need training! We can Train each other!' Pidgey thought happily, he drove down, and landed in front of Blaze.
"What----do---you---want?" Blaze somehow panted out.
"Pid! Pidgey! Pidgey!" Pidgey said, smirking.
(Translation: FIRST, A NAME!)
"Hmmm... 'Bout Swift?" She asked, with her eyes closed still panting.
"Pidgey! Pid! Pidgey, Gey!" Pidgey said happily.
(Good! Now, I want you to start training!)
"Whatever! Now give me that hat!"
The smirk on Swift's face got bigger, as he grabbed the hat and flew off, he landed in a tree, and placed the hat there.
"Pid! Pidgey!"
(Translation: First, Climb the tree!)
"If there is a God...Let him kill me now!"
Fun? Yes....
Oliver Out!