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Chapter 4: Mexico DF
The light from the sun didn't penetrate the thick curtains in the suites, so Goten and Trunks slept on well past 10:00 AM. They were awakened by a crashing at the door, someone was yelling something in Spanish but neither chibi understood what it meant. Just then about 20 burly Spanish policemen walked inside the room. The boys took one look and took off out the window stopping for a second to gather their clothes and capsules. There was a short pause as the confused cops stood with sweat-drops trailing down their heads. Goten flew back in and grabbed the refrigerator, the whole refrigerator, and took off again toward the window. Unfortunately he couldn't see around the thing and crashed through the wall instead, sending food flying all over the place. The uniformed officers were unable to move, having just witnessed two pint-sized Saiya-jin flying out the window and the wall. After a few minutes they left the building, forgetting that the porter was still tied up in the bathroom.
The Chibis flew on, high enough so they wouldn't be seen from the ground, but low enough so they wouldn't have any nasty run-ins with aircraft. They knew 'Tousan would be very angry if another glowing yellow UFO broke a piece off of another airplane. So they kept going at maximum speed toward the capital city where Trunks hoped they could find something to do without Goten getting them in any more trouble. Trunks thought: After all, it's his fault that we slept in so late! It was a long journey, over 1,400 miles, and it wasn't more than an hour when Goten's stomach began to rumble. They had to be in the middle of nowhere, nothing but desert and mountains and to their left and nothing but the Gulf of California to their right. Goten had already finished off the remains of the food in the fridge and had dropped it in the middle of a desert to confuse anyone who might find it. "Goten, you had to eat everything, didn't you?" Trunks said disapprovingly of his brother as the clouds rushed past. Goten responded saying: "But Trunks-kun I was so hungry!" "There you go, always thinking with your stomach!" Trunks shot back. Goten put his hand behind his head in characteristic Son fashion and Trunks took advantage of his eyes being momentarily closed by slipping a lit firecracker down the back of Goten's shirt. There was a loud bang and Goten was so surprised that he fell to the ground like a rock. Trunks hadn't been expecting that but couldn't help laughing as a cloud of dust rose from the ground below like Wile E. Coyote falling off a cliff; POOF! Nothing happened for a second or two and then Goten phased behind Trunks and caught him by surprise with a fist full of sand and started laughing as Trunks glared at him.
Goten stopped laughing and flew up saying: "Heh, heh! I gotcha Trunks-kun!" Trunks was still confused as to how Goten had remarkably outsmarted him but then noticed for the first time that they were both still in the same clothes, and hopelessly dirty. "Where did you get that firecracker?" Goten asked. Trunks pulled a capsule out of his pocket and told him there was a ten foot high mountain of firecrackers and other things that go bang inside. While way off in Tijuana, a man opened his shop and switched on the light. His scream was heard across the city as he realized his entire firecracker inventory was missing. Meanwhile in the Mexican Police Department, and an APB had been put out for "Two boys, one with spiky black hair and dark eyes and the other with blue eyes and strange purple hair. Both are wearing strange clothing. Wanted for theft, grand larceny, assault, and shoplifting. Suspects are considered armed and dangerous." Unaware of this, the two Chibis landed just outside Mexico DF with an intention to bathe and change clothes.
The potentially dangerous chibi pair walked around a bit looking at various shops and wondering why it was all so crowded. Goten asked: "Trunks-kun, why does it smell funny here?" Trunks responded as usual: "I dunno Goten, maybe it's because there are so many people." They kept walking, wishing desperately to be able to fly but not wanting to attract attention. Unexpectedly, Goten's pace started to fall behind Trunks' and the younger boy slowed. Presently, Trunks noticed that his brother was about ten feet behind him and turned. "Hey Goten. What are you doing? You're wasting time, hurry up!" Trunks said. "I know," said Goten, noticeably cringing and crossing his legs in a peculiar fashion. "But I, I..." Trunks interrupted moving closer: "You what? What is it with you?!" Goten said: "I have to go to the bathroom!!!" Trunks mentally slapped himself. "What?" he said. "Can't you hold it in? I wanna go do something." Goten was now rubbing his legs together in an effort to keep himself from having an accident. "No!" he whined pitifully. "I haven't gone since last night in the hotel, it's gonna come out!" Trunks glared at him saying: "You're such a baby sometimes." Goten looked hurt so Trunks said "Fine," he looked around for a bathroom but couldn't see one "Let's find you a bathroom." So they searched around for a couple of minutes while Goten was trying to resist the urge to just open up and pee right on the sidewalk. All the signs were in Spanish so Trunks finally told Goten: "I can't find one, so..." Goten cut him off: "Noooo! I don't wanna go here! Can't I have some privacy?!" Trunks pointed to a wall in a small corner surrounded by trees. "Go there and take care of it." He said. Goten sprinted to the wall and faced it. Several seconds passed, and nothing happened. Trunks began to tap his foot impatiently, his arms crossed. He walked up to Goten and said: "What? I thought you had to go?" Goten looked around nervously: "Yeah, but it just won't come out when I'm scared." Trunks looked confused. Goten continued: "I can't do it when there are so many people around." Trunks hard look softened a bit as he noticed the concern etched in Goten's face. "Fine," Trunks said. "If it makes you feel better..." Trunks faced the wall as well and opened up the front of his Gi. Goten followed suit and soon both chibis were happily peeing on the wall. Some people stopped and stared at the spectacle as both boys had their tops partially lifted and their tails weaved back and forth hypnotically. "Hey, look how far mine is shooting out!" Trunks said. "Oh yeah, I can do that too!" Goten said leaning back. Several more people gathered. "Hey! Stop that Goten; you're splashing it on me!" "Trunks-kun, I can write my name." "Yeah, so can I." "G...O...T..." "T...R...U..." chanted The Chibis as they moved themselves around to get better control and formed several rivulets that ran into the gutter. Suddenly their streams dried up as they both noticed that the busy street had gone silent. "Goten..." Trunks whispered. "I think people are watching us." The boys turned their heads facing a crowd of about 20 curious and confused Spanish onlookers. Goten started to blush slightly, Trunks was startled and his Gi bottom fell down giving the crowd a good look at his butt before he managed to get it back up. Goten was shifting his feet and grinning broadly, Trunks gritted his teeth thinking: Come on! Think of something... An idea formed in his mind and he raised both hands in front of his face, Goten saw what was coming and shut his eyes fast. "TAYOKEN!!!" Trunks yelled. A blinding yellow glow filled the city and when the afterimage cleared from the crowd's eyes, The Chibis were nowhere to be found.
Trunks leaned over the edge of the building, watching the people mil around looking for the missing kids. He walked to Goten who was having a bit of trouble figuring out how to retie his belt, considering his knots never held. A smile grew on Trunks' face as he watched Goten's Gi fall apart several times. He finally gave up and waddled up to Trunks trying to hold it up. "Trunks-kun, can you fix this." Goten asked. Trunks tied the knot quickly and then noticed an empty courtyard with a fountain on the other side of the building with nobody around. Perfect! Thought Trunks. He pointed it out and Goten nodded in agreement. Using their Ki to stabilize their descent, the boys floated slowly down the side of the building, landing neatly on the ground near the fountain, which was quite large. The Chibis often thought alike and this time they had both gotten the same idea at the same time, both kids were absolutely covered in filth and their clothes needed to be washed. The fountain was a perfect place to get a little clean since neither Trunks nor Goten could find a normal place to wash up even if they wanted to. But this would be fun!
Trunks pulled out a capsule and threw it on the ground revealing a washing machine and without another word began to remove his Gi. Goten followed suit and walked up nude to the machine, throwing his soiled Gi inside in on top of Trunks'. "Trunks-kun," Goten said. "Can you turn that thing on?" Trunks looked at the fifty-odd buttons on the huge machine emblazoned with the familiar Capsule Corp. logo and sweat dropped, realizing he had no idea how to turn it on. A passer-by might have laughed at the scene of two naked little boys with tails fiddling around with a huge washing machine, oblivious to the rest of the world. Unabashed by their lack of clothing Trunks turned to Goten, saying: "Hey Goten! Try that button on the side...no...over there...on your left............no your other left baka!" Goten pressed the button and the door flew open clonking the poor chibi in the head and sending him falling to the ground. Goten stood up holding his head and spitting out few expletives that seemed unfitting for the innocent younger child, probably learned from )v(ajin\/egita. Trunks climbed on the machine, deftly shutting the door with his tail and examined the buttons on the top. He selected the biggest one and pressed it. There was a low click and then with a soft hum it started up.
Trunks stood up and made a flying leap for the still water in the fountain sending water and birds flying. Goten jumped in close to his older brother and began swimming around laps around the pool of water that had to be at least ten feet across and deep enough so neither chibi could touch the bottom, with a statue of something in the center. Trunks pulled out the container of capsules and looked for one with something resembling soap, but found none. He put the container back down on the side and turned to Goten; he was facing away and kicking lightly to keep himself afloat. A mischievous smile curled the lilac haired boy's lips and he swam closer to Goten, careful to keep ripples to a minimum. Goten thought he heard something; there was a pause, but nothing. He next found himself dunked under water with Trunks sitting smartly on his head grinning. "Hey!"Goten sputtered underwater. "That's not fair!" Goten swam to the side and surfaced behind Trunks shoving his head down for revenge. Trunks came back up and the two began a usual sparring match, happy because Yonk would have killed them if they ever DARED to do anything like this in the tub at home. The shouts and laughter wafted up into the air with small droplets of water as both seemed evenly matched in their play fight yet again. Suddenly Trunks phased out of view and Goten looked around confused. Huh? Where did he go? Thought Goten as he shook some water out of his spiky hair and looked around, Trunks was gone. A single drop of water fell to the calm pool from above and Goten looked up just in time. "CANNONBALL!" yelled Trunks as he jumped from the top of the statue into the water using his Ki to increase his speed. Goten barely managed to dive out of the way and then Trunks hit. PFWOOOOOMMMMM!!! A torrent of water one hundred feet high gushed into the sky and came back down soaking everything around.
Goten looked back into the fountain which was now almost empty and spotted Trunks inside a miniature crater. "ITAI!" Trunks exclaimed in mild pain from the impact, standing up and letting the water and bits of concrete dust roll down his small body. He bent down to pick a chunk of concrete off of his tail before hovering up and out of the fountain hoping Goten wouldn't notice him trying to rub the pain out of his bruised rear end. Goten pressed the button on the side of the washer again, careful this time to avoid the swinging door and pulled out his Gi, marveling at how clean it was. Trunks walked up still waddling a bit and pulled out his own. Both boys powered up a bit to dry themselves with their Ki before slipping back into their clothes. For some reason they had forgotten that Yonk had packed several spare suits of clothes and already it was apparent that Trunks was probably going to forget to change his underwear, again. A call from their Saiya-jin stomachs called The Chibis to the attention of food and they began to drool at the thought of eating again. Goten capsulized the washer and tossed it to Trunks who caught it and then put it away. The boys streaked off toward the smell of a restaurant nearby and disappeared. A crack in the fountain snaked its way from the crater that Trunks made to the edge and with a loud 'CRRAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!' sound the entire fountain collapsed in on itself, leaving only a pile of rubble.
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