I'm new at this, so I've forgotten to put disclaimers. Forgive me Oda-samaaaa!
All characters within are owned by Oda Eichirou and whatever company he works for... Yay One Piece!
How was that for a first try?
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So, we left our good buddies Zoro and Luffy, pressed passionately against one another, breathless with anticipation for....for.....
Hmm. What were they going to do again?
"So, Zoro, are we going to do sex now?" Luffy asked innocently, his eyelashes moving seductively.
Wait a sec. Zoro looked a little closer. Don't "innocently" and "seductively" have completely different meanings? And since when does Luffy do anything seductively? Does Luffy even have eyelashes?!
"Ouch, I've got something in my eye..." Oh.
The truth was, now that Zoro had Luffy in this admittedly interesting position, Zoro didn't really know what to DO with the guy. He had half a mind to just throw him on the ground and....and....well, that was a nasty thought.
"You know, Zoro, if it helps, I remember Ace had to put his **** into the girl's *****---" Luffy started to say.
"Luffy. You don't HAVE a *****."
"Oh yeaaaaah...."
"This isn't gonna work." Zoro stated with frustration. He let go of his captain and walked to the middle of the room, thinking. Maybe he could get some helpful hints from the Love Cook…
Luffy watched Zoro walk away with a stunned expression. Was Zoro giving up?! Well, Luffy wasn't gonna give up. The idea of sex with Zoro intrigued him now. Okay, maybe not so much "intrigued" as the fact that he was damned curious. And when Luffy gets curious, he starts thinking "adventure," and when Luffy gets to that particular point in his creative thought-process, not even a pack of snarling, giant white rabbits can change his mind.
So, Luffy unknowingly took some of his cook's advice, and jumped onto Zoro eagerly.
Now, I'm not going into detail cause this is a family show (yeah, right) and I haven't quite got the talent for it, but I'll just say this: They got on JUST FINE without more "helpful hints" from no stinking Love Cook.
And, the next day, Luffy promptly told the entire crew.
Luffy, after all, isn't one to keep secrets. Oh sure, his past is one big mystery, but that because no one's ASKED him about it. Could you possibly imagine a "furtive" look on that open-slash-stupid face? I thought not.
So, when Ussop said at breakfast, rather jokingly, "So Luffy, have any sex since the great advice I gave you yesterday?" Luffy declared:
"Yeah, and it hurts! But maybe that's cause Zoro's a guy."
After about four seconds, everyone shrugged.
As it turns out, serious romance isn't given much attention in our charming world of One Piece.
All characters within are owned by Oda Eichirou and whatever company he works for... Yay One Piece!
How was that for a first try?
-----------------------------------------------
So, we left our good buddies Zoro and Luffy, pressed passionately against one another, breathless with anticipation for....for.....
Hmm. What were they going to do again?
"So, Zoro, are we going to do sex now?" Luffy asked innocently, his eyelashes moving seductively.
Wait a sec. Zoro looked a little closer. Don't "innocently" and "seductively" have completely different meanings? And since when does Luffy do anything seductively? Does Luffy even have eyelashes?!
"Ouch, I've got something in my eye..." Oh.
The truth was, now that Zoro had Luffy in this admittedly interesting position, Zoro didn't really know what to DO with the guy. He had half a mind to just throw him on the ground and....and....well, that was a nasty thought.
"You know, Zoro, if it helps, I remember Ace had to put his **** into the girl's *****---" Luffy started to say.
"Luffy. You don't HAVE a *****."
"Oh yeaaaaah...."
"This isn't gonna work." Zoro stated with frustration. He let go of his captain and walked to the middle of the room, thinking. Maybe he could get some helpful hints from the Love Cook…
Luffy watched Zoro walk away with a stunned expression. Was Zoro giving up?! Well, Luffy wasn't gonna give up. The idea of sex with Zoro intrigued him now. Okay, maybe not so much "intrigued" as the fact that he was damned curious. And when Luffy gets curious, he starts thinking "adventure," and when Luffy gets to that particular point in his creative thought-process, not even a pack of snarling, giant white rabbits can change his mind.
So, Luffy unknowingly took some of his cook's advice, and jumped onto Zoro eagerly.
Now, I'm not going into detail cause this is a family show (yeah, right) and I haven't quite got the talent for it, but I'll just say this: They got on JUST FINE without more "helpful hints" from no stinking Love Cook.
And, the next day, Luffy promptly told the entire crew.
Luffy, after all, isn't one to keep secrets. Oh sure, his past is one big mystery, but that because no one's ASKED him about it. Could you possibly imagine a "furtive" look on that open-slash-stupid face? I thought not.
So, when Ussop said at breakfast, rather jokingly, "So Luffy, have any sex since the great advice I gave you yesterday?" Luffy declared:
"Yeah, and it hurts! But maybe that's cause Zoro's a guy."
After about four seconds, everyone shrugged.
As it turns out, serious romance isn't given much attention in our charming world of One Piece.