Short chapter, little relevance to the story, but I'm sure you are all wondering what everybody else is doing while Trunks and Goten are away, especially their 'Tousan. So here's what's going on, purely randomness and abject stupidity, enjoy!

Chapter 8: When the Chibis are away...

...Yonk will play. At least that was the defining concept; Yonk wasn't exactly playing at the moment. The bartender walked up and asked: "What'll ya' have, sir?" Yonk looked dejectedly at his almost empty glass. "White Russian," he said, and the man walked away to fetch the drink. He looked over toward the table next to his where a series of uproarious laughs were coming from. Seated at the table were Angel_Goten, Suupaa Gohan 2, and )v(ajin\/egita, all drunk off their asses and finding just about everything funny. Three full-blooded Saiya-jin so drunk they can barely stand, I didn't think this was possible. And I have to pay for all of those drinks... What have I done to deserve this?! The bartender handed over the drink and Yonk took a large gulp before setting down the glass and observing the scene in front of him. )v(ajin\/egita evidently had some trouble speaking as he slurred: "So...I sez to 'er: 'Ya can't tell da Prince of all da Saiya-jin what ta do woman! An' if I sez that 'Runks dun't have ta study for his c'asses then he dun't have to!' That'll show dat dum' human broad!" The table again erupted into hysterics as Angel_Goten fell over in glee and all ordered more drinks. Yonk grimaced, apparently Vegita had also forgotten whose son Trunks was as well, and he didn't think they would drink so much. This was going to be one hell of a night.

Presently Yonk stood up to find out what they had all been 'secretly planning' for tomorrow and he walked over to their table. They ignored him and fresh laughter came as it looked like )v(ajn\/egita was hopelessly flirting with Suupaa Gohan 2. Yonk was noticeably distressed at this, but he wasn't spared from the effects alcohol either and a bit of the child in him decided at that moment to come out. Yonk ducked under the table and emerged a second or two later, having tied Angel_Goten and Suupaa Gohan 2's tails together in a series of indescribable knots. He stood, took a deep breath and yelled: "FREE FOOD!" All three Saiya-jin stood up at once and they took off in different directions. There was a 'whump' as Angel_Goten turned to see why she was having trouble moving and sent Suupaa Gohan 2 flying into some chairs. Suupaa Gohan 2 stood up and Angel_Goten went flying on top of the bar breaking some glasses and splashing liquor all over. They both stood up and at that moment )v(ajn\/egita ran past and tripped on their tails, tangling his own tail with theirs. All three unexpectedly turned Super Saiya-jin and started yanking each other into stuff around the room in a yellowish ball of destruction as the building began to feel the effects and started collapsing. Yonk was rolling on the floor and laughing while everyone else was running away and screaming. The destruction continued as all three stepped up to level two and then as they started getting pissed and confused at what was attached to their backsides, flashing up to level three! The building exploded and the drunk Saiya-jin flew about through various buildings and cars and sending the entirety of New York City into chaos and panic. Finally landing in an all-you-can-eat buffet, they powered down and started to eat. Yonk managed to get a hold of himself in time to grab some food. But by the time things had calmed down in New York, the battle of two chibi super Saiya-jin 2's to the south had already stopped, and nobody had noticed. Yonk thought he felt a familiar Ki fall down to almost nothing, but was too drunk to notice and flew home in a not so straight a line.

The next morning everyone was still asleep feeling like crap in Capsule Corporation's oversized living room. Bulma had whipped up a concoction that would cure their hangovers, but couldn't administer it until they awoke. Yonk was already cured of his aches and was quietly eating breakfast by himself, wondering about his sons, as usual, and hoping they were okay. If he had known what had happened to Goten the night before, the boys' vacation would be done for. As it was, Yonk continued to eat his cereal as his friends started to rise and groaned until being helped by Bulma. )v(ajin\/egita walked upstairs to bathe and the girls started to chat. A few hours later all four were discussing plans for a vacation for themselves. Yonk had already declined, not wanting to put any more distance between him and his sons than there already was. The three others had already come to a consensus to visit the new Planet Namek, close to where the old one was before it was destroyed by Frieza. It was a good day's distance or so in the fastest spacecraft available and whether Yonk wanted to or not, the most powerful warrior of the group was nominated to stay to defend the Earth, even though it had been peaceful for over a year. They all flew to their homes to pack their personal stuff for the trip and Yonk again went home alone, not liking the feeling. He alighted by his door and walked in, half expecting his sons to bowl him over in joy over his arrival home, but of course no such thing happened. A small sigh escaped his lips as he suddenly wished that he could see Trunks and Goten again, but he was nonetheless happy that they were happy. He reached out his sense far around and felt their Kis wash over him like a warm, familiar blanket. He thought that Goten's was a bit weak, but otherwise the two were fine. He felt that they were somewhere south, perhaps in Rio de Janeiro or maybe Buenos Aires, but not perfectly sure at the exact area just that they must be in a city judging from the heavy Ki chatter from the humans around. He walked to his room and as he passed through the hallway, the rows upon rows of frames filled to the brim with chibi kawaiiness caught his eye. He stood for a moment looking at the pictures of his sons and the occasional picture with him in it, too. His eyes started to tear up but he flicked them away and continued to the bedroom, hoping that his sons would return home soon.

Someone had better review, I'm getting impatient...sorry, I didn't mean it, really! I just need some reviews so I know that you people still care and I can still write this for someone besides myself, it isn't that hard, you can do it! Thank you!