Disclaimer:
Don't own anything related to harry Potter ;-; We also don't own any of the houndred bands added to the story.. Oh yeah we don't own Party Boy from Jackass either.
Author's Ranting:
Wee HAPPY ENDINGS!! . and Party Boy wearing Lisa's thong! XD Finally the oddness has come to an end! =D There might we a sequel.. But its more like the life of Party Boy in Hogwarts.. Don't ask me how he got in.. I have no idea.. Trukie was the one that suggested it.
Chapter 3
When everyone got their brooms, Oliver gave them orders. And soon they got up there.
Oliver- T and Percy, you go that way, Harry and Hermione, that way, Ron and Lisa that way, and Elm go with me this way.
Elm- Ok...
T. Let's go!
On their way, they find P!P, a girl from Hufflepuff. She is one of the members of the A-Ni-Me group from Hogwarts.
T.- Hi P!P!!!
P!P- Hey T., what are you guys doing with brooms inside?
T. Look at the roof.
P!P- Oh my gah! Are those underwear? They looks yellow, but they're white.
Hermione- I used "Clorox"... don't ask why.
P!P: -whispering- Yeah right...
T.- Hahaha. P!P would you like to help us.
P!P- As much as I enjoy picking other people's underwear -sarcastic-I have to find my "s-l-u-t".
T.- o0o, ok see ya later.
P!P- Good luck guys!
Then in a flash P!P was gone. They decided to continue their work. And not get distracted.
Percy- T! Help me!
T.- It's stuck! -idea- Guys, do you have your gloves on?
Hermione- Well I don't, ya'll know why? Because I don't use gloves when I pick my underwear.
All- Ok whatever.
Elm- Ouch.
Lisa- Ewwww!
Ron- Lisa, could scratch my back?
Lisa: Sure! -scratches Ron's back, while Harry looks at her-
Hermione: Harry!
Harry: What?!?!
Hermione- Help me...
Percy- Is that a thong..?
T.- Yeah, disgusting...
Percy- it has a pic on it..let me see...it is Harry's pic...
Lisa- Oh! From who could that be..? heh...;;
T: -whispers- Lisa is that yours? I know you, that's yours.
Lisa: -tone not loud- Yeah, it is mine, so what?
Hermione- Not mine.
Harry- Well looks cleaner than yours Hermione.
Hermione- She must have bought it yesterday or last week, even today..
Lisa- No, it's from our Christmas vacations!
Harry- is this yours?!
Hermione- Answer you slut!
Lisa- Yeah its mine!
Harry- Thanks -looks at her with love-
Hermione- Not anymore.. -throws thong to the fire-
T: haha... wait! I found a remedy!, what if we throw the underwear to fire--
P!P: And from the ashes new panties will appe--
T: Let me finish! Like I was saying, we burn, we use spell, we repair, we pour clorox all over us to get cleane--
Hermione- HEY!!
T: Just kidding!!!
Ron: Let's back to work!
Percy -throws 10 panties in a row-
Hermione -kisses her panties and then throws a couple-
Harry -grabs 5 panties-
T. -throws 10 panties to the fire-
Elm -picks McGonagall's panties-
Lisa -picks her thongs-
P!P- -makes fun of them with her slut-
T. Hey P!P aren't you supposed to be on a date with your slut?
The "Slut"- Yeah, well, we are on our date.. in a way..
P!P-... and we decided to see...
T. -throws a thong from McGonagall to P!P's s-l-u-t-
After 10 hours picking panties, our heroes finally get to rest a little bit...
McGonagall- Thank you everyone.
All- No problem...
Harry and Ron- After all, it was our fault...
McGonagall goes away from the Common Room of Gryffindor.
Harry- Lisa wait!
Lisa- What?!?
Harry- I just wanted to tell you that I like you. Would you like to go with me to the dance?
Lisa- I..I.. sure!
Elm- Happy Ending..., who am I going to the dance with?!!!
Jossie- I wanna know too!
Heisha- Yeah me too.
Penelope- Hi Percy... I'm back sweetie...
Percy- What!??
Penelope- Yeah I'm here -kisses him-
Ron- Well, Sherry, would you like to go with me...?
Sherry is T.'s friend. She is a rocker too...
Sherry- Sure!
Ron- Let's go..
T.-yeah... we can't still go to the dance and watch for punks!
At the dance, Dumbledore gives the guys a recognition for their work...
Dumbledore- Stop... well, I want to give these young people a recognition for their job at problem that ocurred last month. Mrs. Trukie, come up over here!
T.-Yes Mr. Dumbledore?
Dumbledore- You and your friends deserve this dance, this dance is dedicated to you all...
T.- Thanks!
Trukie goes with Elm and they are looking for punks...
Draco- T, what a deception, your Percy has gone with Penelope....
T.- Who cares!
Draco- Wanna dance?
Pansy- Sure Draco!
Draco- I was talking to T!
Pansy- Whatever, let's go and dance!
T.- Cya!
P!P- Have a nice party!
T.- Thanks cya!
Elm- Look at that punk!
T.- o0o.. he looks like Draco..
Draco- He's my cousin...
T.- Who cares...
Elm- I care, he is hot...
Draco's cousinL Hey wanna dance?
Elm: Hell yeah!
While they were dancing Dumbledore brought some punk bands specially for T, like Good Charlotte, Leah Stargazing, Rancid, Simple Plan, Sum 41, Mest, AFI, All American Rejects, Die Trying, Halo Friendlies, Fountains of Wayne, Metallica, Minor threat, Greenday, The Clash, MxPx, Goldfinger, Deftones, The Cure, ThRoNe, Blink-182, NoFx, The Used, Linkin Park, BoxCarRacer, Thrice, The Ataris, The Starting Line, NFG, Finch, Puddle of Mudd, AutoPilotOff, Turbonegro, Pennywise, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Chevelle, STUN, HIM, Joe Strummer and The Mescaleros, Lost Prophets, Lacuna Coil.
Josh Stern- Hi, you must be T.... wanna dance?
T.- Su..Sure!
They danced, but Draco tried to ruin the party by dancing drunk... but A.F.I. helped the party singing Drink Drank Punk
T: Oh God this is the greatest party ever!
Josh: Well, I'm with you, this is the greatest party ever!
Elm- Hi guys! Oh my!, Josh Stern, the camera boy!
Josh- Well that's me -blushes-
T: Josh is a great person... our camera boy!
Josh- Thanks!!
Paul- Who wants some of Paul-action?!?!?!
T.- I don't, but you guys are cool!
Elm- Yeah they are!
Chris- But really, answer me, do you girls love me?
T.- I do!
Elm- Well I kinda...
Chris- Have these tickets for the Warped Tour...
T.- Thanks!!!!!!!!
Suddenly, the music switches to party Boy's Theme Song, Party Boy from Jackass...
T.- Woo-hoo, there is Party Boy!
Elm- Yay!
He starts dancing and then starts his pants off...
Dumbledore- Get out of here!
Party Boy -takes his pants off showing a thong with Ron's face on it-
Elm- What the hell...
-Ron faints-
Pancy- Hey I never noticed but he has it big... I wish Draco would-- cut off by Draco
Draco- Hey..hehe.. Pansy want something to drink?
Pansy -nod-
The music switches to One Slowdance from Simple Plan...
T- "you and me dancing all night..."
Elm- How cool!
T.- Yeah!
Benji- Well, we gotta go, but here's our phone number and our address, we love ya...
T: Likewise!
GC (all): Cya!!!
Then there is Lacuna Coil up stage singing Comalies...
T.- How cool!!
Elm- This is my song!!
T: Hahaha, then mine's Tight Rope and Aeon
-silent moment-
T: I feel alone...
Elm- Duh! Like always!
Then some punk rockers enter the coil, I mean the room...
T.- Look at those!
Elm: Whoa!
T: WTF? Let's get into the dance floor.
Tom and Jordan from LSG: Hello Truk, hello Elm.
T: Timmy!!!!!!!!!!!Jordie!!!!!!!!!!!
Elm: Jord! Tim!
Timmy: How's it going?
T: Well...same..
Elm: Same...
Jordan: Elm wanna dance?
Elm: Sure!
Timmy: Hey Truk, wanna dance?!?!
T: Sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then Luis Potterini (in no way related to Potter XD) appeared in the room, looking for Hermione..
Luis- Hello Trukie and Whob, have you seen Hermione???
Whob- Hi Luis...
T: Hello!, noup, I haven't seen her...
Hermione: Luis, wanna dance?
Luis: Sure! Let's go!
They dance happy... and they are, and will wait for their next year of adventures in Hogwarts. Lisa s with Harry, ROn is with Sherry, Heisha is with a "mysterious" guy..., Jossie is with José, Percy is back with Penelope, P!P is with her S-L-U-T, Whob is with a Ravenclaw student, Draco is with Pansy, Luis Potterini is with Hermione, T. is alone, Elm is alone too. In what kind of trouble will they get on!?!
