Dear readers, I promised a update by wedesday but I was a couple of days late, and a week as well, I'd like to first say that I appreciate the reviews, here are my replies.
Dr. Logana Jekyll: I'm glad yor having a bawl.
Elfga: A bellhop is a bellboy, or a hotel doorman.
Vaudevillian: o, learing proper english isnt that hard, I'm just too much of a slacker.
And now, SCENE I of LEAGUERS: Episode 2........
Later that day, Rodney and Elain had left to the Nautiulus, Leaving Bernadette and Henry alone.
"Bernadette?" said Jekyll.
"No." his girlfriend replied.
"You havent heard what I have to say."
"I can read your emotions dear, you have the one the Rodney constantly has, and Mina feels whenever she cuts herself. I am not in the mood."
"Or are you?"
"Huh, good point, by the way, NNemona and I are planing an Engagemet party for Mina ad Dorian over here in a couple of days, so I'll appreciate you for not Inviting your friends over for the Rugbi match."
"You and Nemona? why werent Rodney and I asked to help?"
"Cause were planing a Engagement party, not a Bachelor party, by the way My answer is still no."
"Lets make a vote, OK, Edward and Henry say yes, so We win."
"Oh! fine!"
"Should I get the malt lechor?"
"No need."
"Do you want any thing?"
"Not really."
"Do you want me to recite some poetry?"
"No, thanks."
"Well what are you waiting for?"
"I have trouble doing it in front of the Author, not to mention all those Readers....."
"I'll fix that."
Henry looks at myself the Author and stays silent for a while, a long while, I eventually snap and say "WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME? AAAAAAHH! PLEASE SAY SOMETHING."
"I want you to leave." said the doc.
"Why?" I asked.
"She shy."
"And I am a Scorpio, whats your angle?"
"As I said I want you to leave."
"And why would I do that?"
"No reason, I was hoping that you'd help a brother out."
"OK Doc, I'll leave you for five minutes......"
"I'm not a bunny."
"Twenty then, Will that do?"
"Yes, thanks!"
"Dont thank me yet, I want something I exchange."
"What is it?"
"One day, and that day may never come, I'll ask you for a favor, and when I do, I expect you to do it with no complain and no stalling, savvy?"
"Yes, I have a question though, have you gone from qouting Austin Powers to Qouting the Godfather?"
"Yes."
"Man! You have to get creative."
"Midterms are near, I have no time to be original."
I stand up and leave, I ask an Eagplant what is the name of the English Royal Family, the eagplant stays silent, so I guess It dos'nt know, I then look up at the clock and see that 23 miutes have passed, I should return to my fic.
Jekyll and Gerrard lay on there bed under the sheets, they are seemingly done and are now both smooking ciguarits. "Hey!" I hollar.
"What?" they answer.
"You're smooking!" I replie.
"Uh, Yeah." says Jekyll.
"Well, cut it out?"
"Is that the favor you were talking about?"
"No."
"Well, I cant help ya."
"I'm trying to quit, and the readers are botherd by the secodhad smoke.
"I'll stop." says bernadette before putting out her ciguarit.
"Authors pet." said Jekyll under his breath, before following with "I'll be done soon."
"You'll be done NOW." I said.
"You dont own me, read the discalimer!"
"I think Alisonia Nowicki owns the rights to that joke." says bernadette.
"You're right, I should appologize Miss Nowicki, I had touse it." I said.
"Now leave me alone." said Jekyll.
"Actually Doctor, If you carefully read the discalimer you'll notice that I own your girlfried, which means I can get her to do whatever I want, that Includes hiting you in the head with a rubber eagplant."
Bernadette hit Jekyll on the head with a rubber eagplant, "See? Hes not kidding." she told him.
"Now, If you dont put out that cancer pick, I'll make her practice Abstinence."
Henrys eyes widend in fear, the tiny hairs on his body erected, he then told me with a shaky voice "NO! Please No, I'll be good.", he then put out the ciguarit, as laughed manicly and decided to call it a night.
Read and Review, capitalists.
Dr. Logana Jekyll: I'm glad yor having a bawl.
Elfga: A bellhop is a bellboy, or a hotel doorman.
Vaudevillian: o, learing proper english isnt that hard, I'm just too much of a slacker.
And now, SCENE I of LEAGUERS: Episode 2........
Later that day, Rodney and Elain had left to the Nautiulus, Leaving Bernadette and Henry alone.
"Bernadette?" said Jekyll.
"No." his girlfriend replied.
"You havent heard what I have to say."
"I can read your emotions dear, you have the one the Rodney constantly has, and Mina feels whenever she cuts herself. I am not in the mood."
"Or are you?"
"Huh, good point, by the way, NNemona and I are planing an Engagemet party for Mina ad Dorian over here in a couple of days, so I'll appreciate you for not Inviting your friends over for the Rugbi match."
"You and Nemona? why werent Rodney and I asked to help?"
"Cause were planing a Engagement party, not a Bachelor party, by the way My answer is still no."
"Lets make a vote, OK, Edward and Henry say yes, so We win."
"Oh! fine!"
"Should I get the malt lechor?"
"No need."
"Do you want any thing?"
"Not really."
"Do you want me to recite some poetry?"
"No, thanks."
"Well what are you waiting for?"
"I have trouble doing it in front of the Author, not to mention all those Readers....."
"I'll fix that."
Henry looks at myself the Author and stays silent for a while, a long while, I eventually snap and say "WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME? AAAAAAHH! PLEASE SAY SOMETHING."
"I want you to leave." said the doc.
"Why?" I asked.
"She shy."
"And I am a Scorpio, whats your angle?"
"As I said I want you to leave."
"And why would I do that?"
"No reason, I was hoping that you'd help a brother out."
"OK Doc, I'll leave you for five minutes......"
"I'm not a bunny."
"Twenty then, Will that do?"
"Yes, thanks!"
"Dont thank me yet, I want something I exchange."
"What is it?"
"One day, and that day may never come, I'll ask you for a favor, and when I do, I expect you to do it with no complain and no stalling, savvy?"
"Yes, I have a question though, have you gone from qouting Austin Powers to Qouting the Godfather?"
"Yes."
"Man! You have to get creative."
"Midterms are near, I have no time to be original."
I stand up and leave, I ask an Eagplant what is the name of the English Royal Family, the eagplant stays silent, so I guess It dos'nt know, I then look up at the clock and see that 23 miutes have passed, I should return to my fic.
Jekyll and Gerrard lay on there bed under the sheets, they are seemingly done and are now both smooking ciguarits. "Hey!" I hollar.
"What?" they answer.
"You're smooking!" I replie.
"Uh, Yeah." says Jekyll.
"Well, cut it out?"
"Is that the favor you were talking about?"
"No."
"Well, I cant help ya."
"I'm trying to quit, and the readers are botherd by the secodhad smoke.
"I'll stop." says bernadette before putting out her ciguarit.
"Authors pet." said Jekyll under his breath, before following with "I'll be done soon."
"You'll be done NOW." I said.
"You dont own me, read the discalimer!"
"I think Alisonia Nowicki owns the rights to that joke." says bernadette.
"You're right, I should appologize Miss Nowicki, I had touse it." I said.
"Now leave me alone." said Jekyll.
"Actually Doctor, If you carefully read the discalimer you'll notice that I own your girlfried, which means I can get her to do whatever I want, that Includes hiting you in the head with a rubber eagplant."
Bernadette hit Jekyll on the head with a rubber eagplant, "See? Hes not kidding." she told him.
"Now, If you dont put out that cancer pick, I'll make her practice Abstinence."
Henrys eyes widend in fear, the tiny hairs on his body erected, he then told me with a shaky voice "NO! Please No, I'll be good.", he then put out the ciguarit, as laughed manicly and decided to call it a night.
Read and Review, capitalists.