OK, I'm as it seems still alive and willing to go threw with this story, and I shall do so, today my Socialist, Communist and Capitallist darlings we're goig to see what happens when you say the wrong thing in a Victorian engagement party, but first, I shall respond to the reviews I got of which none contains rantings about my spelling!
Dr. Logana Jekyll: Jekyll is a poor SOB, that for sure.
A.L. Nowicki: I am nither a capitalist nor a communist, I'm a bit of both, I beleave that a person should be paid as according to how much he contributes to society, its offensive how Porn stars make more money than teachers.
Ares: Will do.
SCENE II
Every one was there, there being Mina Murray and Dorian Grays engagement party, and Everyone would be Nemona, Elain, Skinner, the celebrated couple, Jekyll and bernadette, as well as Campion Bond and Mycroft Holmes who was very drunk after downing several shots of tequila, "WOOOOOOOOOO!" he said as he downed one more.
There were other guests as well, a skinny man that twitched constantly, a geezer with a silver cross hanging on his chest, a medium hight dude of 18 who was with a 7 foot tall eggplant with arms and legs, and a man with long hair dressed in a black hat, a black suit and sunglasses.
"Who are you?" said the geezer asking the skinny twitching one.
"M-My name is Angel." he replied.
"Well angel, do you like crosses?" asked the geezer before flashing his silver cross.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" answerd Angel before flinching and runing off, "RUN! RUN CREATURE OF THE NIGHT!!" said the geezer before going after angel, Mina was annoyed at that ad yelled at the geezer "Aw! come on Abe, hes house-broken!" but to no avail, the Vampire and Van Helsing were long gone.
"More Tequila for me then." said Mycroft.
"Who are all these people?" asked bernadette.
"I dont know, Distant relatives of Mina ad Dorian perhaps." said Elain.
"That guy over there looks suspecious."
"The Eggplant?"
"No, the guy in black."
"Huh, looks fameliar, I'll have a talk with him.", Elain then approuched the man in black and greeted him and followed by saying "You look fameliar ever met you?"
"Nope." the man replied.
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"Huh, my mistake then, thats an Interesting symbol on your ring, what do you call that?"
"Thats a Pentagram."
"Ah! are you sure I never saw you before? I a Rolling Stones Video perhaps?"
The Man began getting nervous, Elain then utterd "THE POWER OF CHRIST FORSAKES YOU!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST FORSAKES YOU!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST FORSAKES YOU!!!" which led the man to transform into A red skined horned creature with a pointy tail, who then turned into smoke and dissapeared.
"I thought I told that bastard not to show up!" said Dorian.
"Now that was one hell of an exit." said the Medium hight dude.
"And who the hell are you?" asked Nemona.
"Well, I'm the author aka Dr. Griffin." I said.
"Hawley?" asked Skinner.
"No, Dr. Red Griffin."
"Sounds Like a brand of Pirate Beverage." said Nemona.
"Did someone say Pirate?" said Captain Jack Sparrow as he popped in.
"Dude, the time line dos'nt fit, you should leave before someone flasmes me."
"OK, see you at the pub." said Sparrow before leaving.
"You werent Invited!" said Dorian.
"No, good thing I'm not a vampire."
"Who is he?" said Dorian pointing at the Eggplant.
"Ah, Everyone, this is sethy, sethy, this is every one."
"Hi Sethy." said Holmes.
"This is not a AA meeting, although I think your going to need one." said Bond.
"Sir, you had too much to drink, put the tequilla down." said Jekyll.
"Noooooooooo!" replied Mycroft.
"Is that how I look when I drink? EEEEEEEEE!" said Skinner, "But hey, you did have too much cheif." he followed.
"Leave me alone you Transparent Bastard! Its not like I get to do much, I don't get to shag the Vampiress, I dont get to ride along in the Car, and I dont get to...to....Damn I lost my table of thought!"
"Table of thought!? what the hell does that mean?" said Bernadette.
Mycroft raised the bottle to gulp some more before yelling "AAAAAAAAAA! SNAAAAAAAAAAKEEE!!" and then droped the bottle of tequilla and ran away.
"Its only the worm you......Worm!" said Bond, he then turned to Mina ad Dorian and said "We both hope you luck and a beautifull never ending life togeather, and many cute children, and a Home in the Country with a white picket fen......Bugger!", he then went after His boss.
"Some People shouldnt be allowed to Drink!" said Skinner before drinkig some sherry, "It's not for amatures." he followed.
"Amen brother." I said.
"Which leads us to our subject, Author or Not, we would like you to leave." said Dorian.
"Oh fine, lets get some Ribs sethy." I said, before heading for the door, "Call me when this thing goes down the toilet." I said to Mina with a smirk, and of the look on Dorians face, I don't think he thought that was very polite, seriously, Immortals should learn to be more loose, anyway, as I opened the door, there was a young Girl of thirteen, who walked in and asked politely "Are you the Author?"
"Yes." I said.
All of a sudden, the girl lunged at, wraped her hands around my neck and began choking away.
"YOU SENT AWAY TOMMY!" she cried.
"PLEASE STOP CHOKIG ME!" I utterd with trouble.
"WHY DID YOU SEND TOMMY AWAY?"
"I'LL PAY YOU TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS IF YOU STOP CHOKING ME!!"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!"
Sethy drew a double barelld gun, aimed it at the girl and fired, which I appreciated cause Oxygen was a problem no more, But the girl rose back up, and and began hiting me in the head with a rolled up Shane West Poster, Sethy reloaded his gun and fired some more, Untill the girl was flat on her back in a pool of her blood.
"Kids!" I said, then I picked up her wallet and examined its contnts "Amber Voorheas!" I proclaimed before turning to sethy and explained "Shes the Grand Daughter of Jason Voorheas, the 66 Year old fart at the pub who never dies, and tends to do that pull my finger thing."
The Eggplant noded its body in acknowlegment, since it had no neck and thus had no head, I then took the money in the wallet and put it into my own.
"Your robbing a dead 13 year old!" said Bernadette.
"So its a girl thing? Just cause she a girl I cant Rob her? Thats sick!" We then were about to leave but we heard Dorian calling us "Hey! Are you going to leave her here?"
"Yeah!" I deviously said before we did as Mycroft and Angelus did before us and ran away.
"Hes a devious little man, I SALUT HIM." said Hyde Inside Jekylls head.
"This is one creepy shin-dig!" said Elain.
Two Hours Later.......
Mina raised his glass to propose a toast "Ladys, Gentelmen and Alteregos, disregarding the fact that the Devil, a 7 foot eagplant and the author all showd up Un-Invited, and the fact that there is a corpse laying there by the door, which I beleave is moving, I'd like to say that Dorian and I are glad you are all here to share our special occasion, Cheers."
"Cheers." said the rest of the league.
"I'm really happy for you two, and I'm happy your happy for each other." said Bernadette.
"We are Indeed happy, we wish that someday you all will experience our happyness." said Dorian.
"I expect Henry to be in your shoes in the near future." said Skinner with a smirk.
"Ha Ha, Very Funny Rod." said Henry.
"Whats so funny?" said Bernadette.
"He said he expected us to be married."
"And you find that notioin hillarious?"
"A little bit."
"You find the Idea of two people vowing to stay togeather till they die funny?"
"Not really, You want to get married?!"
"Not now but someday, and I don't think its a good Idea to be witha man who dos'nt wish to commet to me."
"But I do, I will myself, HEY, LETS GET MARRIED!"
"Henry Jekyll! don't dare to try and wheazel your way out of this."
"I'm not, If you want then well get married!"
"I am reading your emotioins and right now, you are Nervous, laying and looking for a way out of this conversation!"
"Thats not true, by the way Dorian, have you conciderd that canitation stock I told you about, Its on the verge of raising a few points."
"Were through!"
Bernadette then stormed out, leaving everyone behind, "HONEY! COME BACK!" shouted Henry before going after her, then everyone looked at Rodey who simply said "WHAT?", while the girl on the floor began getting up saying in a low shaky voice "Ow! a Pain-Killer, a Pain-Killer! my granpapys Machete for a pain-killer!"
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Dun, dun, dun!
End of Chapter 3, hope you liked it, youl notice that I let my insanity loose, hope no one flames me, dont forget to REview.
Dr. Logana Jekyll: Jekyll is a poor SOB, that for sure.
A.L. Nowicki: I am nither a capitalist nor a communist, I'm a bit of both, I beleave that a person should be paid as according to how much he contributes to society, its offensive how Porn stars make more money than teachers.
Ares: Will do.
SCENE II
Every one was there, there being Mina Murray and Dorian Grays engagement party, and Everyone would be Nemona, Elain, Skinner, the celebrated couple, Jekyll and bernadette, as well as Campion Bond and Mycroft Holmes who was very drunk after downing several shots of tequila, "WOOOOOOOOOO!" he said as he downed one more.
There were other guests as well, a skinny man that twitched constantly, a geezer with a silver cross hanging on his chest, a medium hight dude of 18 who was with a 7 foot tall eggplant with arms and legs, and a man with long hair dressed in a black hat, a black suit and sunglasses.
"Who are you?" said the geezer asking the skinny twitching one.
"M-My name is Angel." he replied.
"Well angel, do you like crosses?" asked the geezer before flashing his silver cross.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" answerd Angel before flinching and runing off, "RUN! RUN CREATURE OF THE NIGHT!!" said the geezer before going after angel, Mina was annoyed at that ad yelled at the geezer "Aw! come on Abe, hes house-broken!" but to no avail, the Vampire and Van Helsing were long gone.
"More Tequila for me then." said Mycroft.
"Who are all these people?" asked bernadette.
"I dont know, Distant relatives of Mina ad Dorian perhaps." said Elain.
"That guy over there looks suspecious."
"The Eggplant?"
"No, the guy in black."
"Huh, looks fameliar, I'll have a talk with him.", Elain then approuched the man in black and greeted him and followed by saying "You look fameliar ever met you?"
"Nope." the man replied.
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"Huh, my mistake then, thats an Interesting symbol on your ring, what do you call that?"
"Thats a Pentagram."
"Ah! are you sure I never saw you before? I a Rolling Stones Video perhaps?"
The Man began getting nervous, Elain then utterd "THE POWER OF CHRIST FORSAKES YOU!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST FORSAKES YOU!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST FORSAKES YOU!!!" which led the man to transform into A red skined horned creature with a pointy tail, who then turned into smoke and dissapeared.
"I thought I told that bastard not to show up!" said Dorian.
"Now that was one hell of an exit." said the Medium hight dude.
"And who the hell are you?" asked Nemona.
"Well, I'm the author aka Dr. Griffin." I said.
"Hawley?" asked Skinner.
"No, Dr. Red Griffin."
"Sounds Like a brand of Pirate Beverage." said Nemona.
"Did someone say Pirate?" said Captain Jack Sparrow as he popped in.
"Dude, the time line dos'nt fit, you should leave before someone flasmes me."
"OK, see you at the pub." said Sparrow before leaving.
"You werent Invited!" said Dorian.
"No, good thing I'm not a vampire."
"Who is he?" said Dorian pointing at the Eggplant.
"Ah, Everyone, this is sethy, sethy, this is every one."
"Hi Sethy." said Holmes.
"This is not a AA meeting, although I think your going to need one." said Bond.
"Sir, you had too much to drink, put the tequilla down." said Jekyll.
"Noooooooooo!" replied Mycroft.
"Is that how I look when I drink? EEEEEEEEE!" said Skinner, "But hey, you did have too much cheif." he followed.
"Leave me alone you Transparent Bastard! Its not like I get to do much, I don't get to shag the Vampiress, I dont get to ride along in the Car, and I dont get to...to....Damn I lost my table of thought!"
"Table of thought!? what the hell does that mean?" said Bernadette.
Mycroft raised the bottle to gulp some more before yelling "AAAAAAAAAA! SNAAAAAAAAAAKEEE!!" and then droped the bottle of tequilla and ran away.
"Its only the worm you......Worm!" said Bond, he then turned to Mina ad Dorian and said "We both hope you luck and a beautifull never ending life togeather, and many cute children, and a Home in the Country with a white picket fen......Bugger!", he then went after His boss.
"Some People shouldnt be allowed to Drink!" said Skinner before drinkig some sherry, "It's not for amatures." he followed.
"Amen brother." I said.
"Which leads us to our subject, Author or Not, we would like you to leave." said Dorian.
"Oh fine, lets get some Ribs sethy." I said, before heading for the door, "Call me when this thing goes down the toilet." I said to Mina with a smirk, and of the look on Dorians face, I don't think he thought that was very polite, seriously, Immortals should learn to be more loose, anyway, as I opened the door, there was a young Girl of thirteen, who walked in and asked politely "Are you the Author?"
"Yes." I said.
All of a sudden, the girl lunged at, wraped her hands around my neck and began choking away.
"YOU SENT AWAY TOMMY!" she cried.
"PLEASE STOP CHOKIG ME!" I utterd with trouble.
"WHY DID YOU SEND TOMMY AWAY?"
"I'LL PAY YOU TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS IF YOU STOP CHOKING ME!!"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!"
Sethy drew a double barelld gun, aimed it at the girl and fired, which I appreciated cause Oxygen was a problem no more, But the girl rose back up, and and began hiting me in the head with a rolled up Shane West Poster, Sethy reloaded his gun and fired some more, Untill the girl was flat on her back in a pool of her blood.
"Kids!" I said, then I picked up her wallet and examined its contnts "Amber Voorheas!" I proclaimed before turning to sethy and explained "Shes the Grand Daughter of Jason Voorheas, the 66 Year old fart at the pub who never dies, and tends to do that pull my finger thing."
The Eggplant noded its body in acknowlegment, since it had no neck and thus had no head, I then took the money in the wallet and put it into my own.
"Your robbing a dead 13 year old!" said Bernadette.
"So its a girl thing? Just cause she a girl I cant Rob her? Thats sick!" We then were about to leave but we heard Dorian calling us "Hey! Are you going to leave her here?"
"Yeah!" I deviously said before we did as Mycroft and Angelus did before us and ran away.
"Hes a devious little man, I SALUT HIM." said Hyde Inside Jekylls head.
"This is one creepy shin-dig!" said Elain.
Two Hours Later.......
Mina raised his glass to propose a toast "Ladys, Gentelmen and Alteregos, disregarding the fact that the Devil, a 7 foot eagplant and the author all showd up Un-Invited, and the fact that there is a corpse laying there by the door, which I beleave is moving, I'd like to say that Dorian and I are glad you are all here to share our special occasion, Cheers."
"Cheers." said the rest of the league.
"I'm really happy for you two, and I'm happy your happy for each other." said Bernadette.
"We are Indeed happy, we wish that someday you all will experience our happyness." said Dorian.
"I expect Henry to be in your shoes in the near future." said Skinner with a smirk.
"Ha Ha, Very Funny Rod." said Henry.
"Whats so funny?" said Bernadette.
"He said he expected us to be married."
"And you find that notioin hillarious?"
"A little bit."
"You find the Idea of two people vowing to stay togeather till they die funny?"
"Not really, You want to get married?!"
"Not now but someday, and I don't think its a good Idea to be witha man who dos'nt wish to commet to me."
"But I do, I will myself, HEY, LETS GET MARRIED!"
"Henry Jekyll! don't dare to try and wheazel your way out of this."
"I'm not, If you want then well get married!"
"I am reading your emotioins and right now, you are Nervous, laying and looking for a way out of this conversation!"
"Thats not true, by the way Dorian, have you conciderd that canitation stock I told you about, Its on the verge of raising a few points."
"Were through!"
Bernadette then stormed out, leaving everyone behind, "HONEY! COME BACK!" shouted Henry before going after her, then everyone looked at Rodey who simply said "WHAT?", while the girl on the floor began getting up saying in a low shaky voice "Ow! a Pain-Killer, a Pain-Killer! my granpapys Machete for a pain-killer!"
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Dun, dun, dun!
End of Chapter 3, hope you liked it, youl notice that I let my insanity loose, hope no one flames me, dont forget to REview.