SCENE VI
Henry walked into the confession booth in a church near his apartment, "Father?" he whisperd across the window separating him from the other side.
"Yeah." replied a voice from the other side.
"Its been 13 years since my last confession, I fear that I have lied to the woman that I love, I know what you're thinking, Every other man did the same, right? but the thing is, I lied to myself in the process. You see, Bernadette and I are depely in love, and the other day at a party, the issue of mariage came up, which I said I found ridiulous, but she did'nt, so she stormed off, right? so I went after her trying to undo what I did, I told her that I was'nt much of a beleaver in marrisage. That's not true, I think highly of it but Im afraid of it as well, you see, I was engaged once......."
(Flashback to 1870)
Young Dr. Henry Jekyll stood shaking among his friends, it was his wedding day, he was all set to marry the lovely Miss Daphne Ossboure, hence the nerve, his Best Man, Gabriel Lanyon, the attorny, stood desperately trying to properly apply the costum made tie onto the viborating groom.
"Down boy!" said Gabriel, "I can't do this with you behaving like a.......something that viborates a lot."
"Oh Gab! I can't help it, I'm gonna be married, and to the most beautiful woman in the world! Oh, I can already see our offspring runing around and screaming and making a mess and I can see her force medicating them with Ritallen! I think We should start off with a girl, what do you think would bee a good girls name?"
"How about Willhamina?"
"Eck! Sound Disgustingly German, like a name of a Clerks wife\Vampires Mistree!"
"You're right, Edward would make a good name."
"Not much of girls named Edward."
"That's true, Hey! Maby you coul call your son Edward."
"Now there is a thought."
"Got it, One Purple Velvet Tie propeerly applied."
"Woo Hoo! thats day is gonna kick ass! as long as you don't tell anyone about the strippers from the Bachelor Party."
(We now return to 1901)
"Later that day, I found out that she ran off with a college friend, damn Gama Alpha Latin symbol for-Y serority! and since then, I have always been afraid of commitment and marriage. What should I do?"
"First, what DID happen with the strippers?" said the other man, with a cockey accent.
"Well, The Police woma stripper got drunkand Layon and I thought it would be funny if......Hey!"
Henry slid open the window to reveal nothing, he could not see anybody on the other side.
"I knew it was you." shouted Henry.
"Relax!" said Rodney, a hat and trench coat eleavated the and sorounded his Invisible Form, he then put on his Pince-nez and looked at his friend.
"First, I am sorry for this whole deal, but you did'nt seem like you were going to tell me whats going on really. Second, That Daphne sure is a skank, your better off without her anyway. Third, as your Partner in crime, I have decided to ade you on a quest, toget your girl back."
"How?"
"Be Patient My Been-sining-killing-and-doing-all-sorts-of-bad-shit-for-13-years-and-never-went-to-church Friend, and by the way, I wont tell Mina about your dissing of her name, but tell me about the stripers later, Deal?"
"Deal."
"Now lets make like a couple of children and toddle off before the Priest finds out that his home isnt on fire as I claimed."
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Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, DUN!!! Scene is over, what will happen next? What will the Doc and the Crock do? what will be the others reaction? what DID happen with the stripers? Where is sethy? Who took my bootleg Nirvana CD? Who killed roger rabit? What is the matrix? Where are the weapons of mass distruction Bush is talking about? So many questions to be answerd..
REVIEW IF YOU DIG THIS.
Henry walked into the confession booth in a church near his apartment, "Father?" he whisperd across the window separating him from the other side.
"Yeah." replied a voice from the other side.
"Its been 13 years since my last confession, I fear that I have lied to the woman that I love, I know what you're thinking, Every other man did the same, right? but the thing is, I lied to myself in the process. You see, Bernadette and I are depely in love, and the other day at a party, the issue of mariage came up, which I said I found ridiulous, but she did'nt, so she stormed off, right? so I went after her trying to undo what I did, I told her that I was'nt much of a beleaver in marrisage. That's not true, I think highly of it but Im afraid of it as well, you see, I was engaged once......."
(Flashback to 1870)
Young Dr. Henry Jekyll stood shaking among his friends, it was his wedding day, he was all set to marry the lovely Miss Daphne Ossboure, hence the nerve, his Best Man, Gabriel Lanyon, the attorny, stood desperately trying to properly apply the costum made tie onto the viborating groom.
"Down boy!" said Gabriel, "I can't do this with you behaving like a.......something that viborates a lot."
"Oh Gab! I can't help it, I'm gonna be married, and to the most beautiful woman in the world! Oh, I can already see our offspring runing around and screaming and making a mess and I can see her force medicating them with Ritallen! I think We should start off with a girl, what do you think would bee a good girls name?"
"How about Willhamina?"
"Eck! Sound Disgustingly German, like a name of a Clerks wife\Vampires Mistree!"
"You're right, Edward would make a good name."
"Not much of girls named Edward."
"That's true, Hey! Maby you coul call your son Edward."
"Now there is a thought."
"Got it, One Purple Velvet Tie propeerly applied."
"Woo Hoo! thats day is gonna kick ass! as long as you don't tell anyone about the strippers from the Bachelor Party."
(We now return to 1901)
"Later that day, I found out that she ran off with a college friend, damn Gama Alpha Latin symbol for-Y serority! and since then, I have always been afraid of commitment and marriage. What should I do?"
"First, what DID happen with the strippers?" said the other man, with a cockey accent.
"Well, The Police woma stripper got drunkand Layon and I thought it would be funny if......Hey!"
Henry slid open the window to reveal nothing, he could not see anybody on the other side.
"I knew it was you." shouted Henry.
"Relax!" said Rodney, a hat and trench coat eleavated the and sorounded his Invisible Form, he then put on his Pince-nez and looked at his friend.
"First, I am sorry for this whole deal, but you did'nt seem like you were going to tell me whats going on really. Second, That Daphne sure is a skank, your better off without her anyway. Third, as your Partner in crime, I have decided to ade you on a quest, toget your girl back."
"How?"
"Be Patient My Been-sining-killing-and-doing-all-sorts-of-bad-shit-for-13-years-and-never-went-to-church Friend, and by the way, I wont tell Mina about your dissing of her name, but tell me about the stripers later, Deal?"
"Deal."
"Now lets make like a couple of children and toddle off before the Priest finds out that his home isnt on fire as I claimed."
*********************************************************************************************************
Dun, Dun, Dun, Dun, DUN!!! Scene is over, what will happen next? What will the Doc and the Crock do? what will be the others reaction? what DID happen with the stripers? Where is sethy? Who took my bootleg Nirvana CD? Who killed roger rabit? What is the matrix? Where are the weapons of mass distruction Bush is talking about? So many questions to be answerd..
REVIEW IF YOU DIG THIS.