Sorry for not answering reviews earlier, e-mail thing.
Ares: I'm glad you're glad, the bat Idea is good, I think I mightuse it in LEAGUERS III, and I agree. whats Mina got to do with being catholic?
A. L. Nowicki: Ah, Poor Jekyll indeed, even though hes my fav, I still get a kick out of torturing the hell out of him, and If you thought Skinner being ina church was bad, wait till he becomes a femenist in my next fic. I actually think Dorian is going to make it threw, thanks to cold water, I originally wanted to use the name Lesley, but thought it was pushing it. BTW, the pregnat waitress will be the core of the upcomming chapter.
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SCENE VII
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"On second thought, I think I may have had too much sake, thank you but you're no longer needed, please leav." said Nemona as they were all a bit suprised by the waitress's announcement that her water broke.
"I'm a doctor, what seems to be the problem?" said Henry, which led the waitress to angerly point at her massive belly.
"Oh!" said Henry feeling a bit embaraced that he missed such a Important Detail, "Eh, I didn't notice that...."
Henry then stood up and went besides her to help her sit down, the Customers of the Joint were all gatherd around their tabel.
"Where is the father, If I may ask?" he asked.
"He's across town." she said.
"Ok dear, Now what we have to do Miss....."
"Ren."
"...Miss Ren, is get you to him don't worry, labour usually takes many hours, even days at times, I myslef hold the Record for Longest Labour ever, 102 hours straight! Poor Mother, never was the same after that...."
"BACK TO THE POINT!"
"Sorry, We shall take you to him."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" cried Ren.
"Thats your first contraction...."
"I KNOW!"
"Pfft, Look lady I ama profissional Practiciner of Medecine, and unless you show me the proper respe...."
"SHUT UP!"
"Yes Ma'am, sorry, Bad Hery, BAD Henry!" said Hery as he slaped the back of his own hand.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" screamd Ren, "WHAT ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT? GET THE HELL OUT!" shouted Ren at the customers who were obedeant enough to run like hell.
"Damn, less than Fifteen seconds apart, looks like your going to deliver this baby righ there."
"You do that Henry, We'll be waiting in the car." said Dorian as he was trying to sneak out.
"I got the keys." said Nemona as she followed.
"Dorian come back, you too Nemona." said Mina.
"No." replied her fiance.
"Dorian sit down, this will be educative when we decided to produce our own children."
"Children?!"
"AAAAAAAAAAA!" said Ren.
"Yes Children, we're going to have some, ten as a matter of fact!" said Mina.
"Ten!" said dorian.
"Yes, end of disscusion." said Mina ever so firmly.
"Pfft, alright." said Dorian as he sat down next to Nemoa.
"Lay down." said Henry.
"Ok." said dorian as he began to do so.
"Not you, HER." said Henry indicating Ren.
"Oh." said Dorian as he returned to his previous position.
"This sucks, AAAAAAAAAAAAA!" said Ren.
"You think that sucks? wait till the little magots start to Date." said Elain before Passing right out.
"Some people just can't hold ther lechor." said Rodney, "Damn, I have to pee." he followed as he rushed to the Mens room.
"Breath deep, did you get any lamaz classes?"
"ITS 1901!"
"Thats no excuse, just take big deep breaths, Nemona, go get her husband who is at..."
"*Insert adress of ren's husband here*" said Ren.
"Got it!" said Nemona as she stormed off happy to have found a way out of the awkward situation.
"Mina, I need your help, get over here."
"Right away." said Mina as she assumed her position next to him.
"Henry?" siad Mina.
"What?" said Jekyll.
"At Childbearths, there usually is a lot of blood right?"
"Yeah, why?"
"No Reason." said Mina as she grined evily and licked her lips.
"WHY IS SHE LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?" said Ren.
"Mina, go get something to drink, on me."
"If you want me to leave then just say so."
"Leave."
"Did that kill you? No. I'm still getting that drink though." said Mina as she got up and left.
"Dorian, get over here." said Henry to Dorian who hesitated then went next to him.
"Oh Dear!" said Dorian before doing as Elain and passed out, by this point, all who was left was Jekyll, Ren and Beradette who was silent all the time since Ren's water broke.
"Oh!" said Bernadette as she slaped her forehead, "I was suposed to call my mother, I'll be leaving now."
"No, you must assist me!" said Henry.
"No."
"Look, its eather you or Skinner, what has this woman do to deserve to get her baby deliverd by Skinner?"
"Valid Point, I'll do it." said Berna as she sat down next him, fealing nervous.
"Have you ever been in any way involved in a child delivery?" asked Henry.
"Yes, once, I remember having a pair of Forseps pressing against my tempel at the time."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" cried Ren.
"I know how you feel." said Berna
"LIKE HELL YOU DO!" shouted Ren.
"You're in a world of pain, your angry you have to deliver your first child in the crummy Restaurant you work in, you don't like any of the two delivering your baby, and you want to toture your husband to death using a rubber chicken for ever laying a finger on you, is that right?"
"Yes!" said Ren, suprised by how good she described her fealings, "How did you know?"
"I'm a real good guiser."
"By the way, are you two getting back....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!....togeater?"
"Wh...How did you know?!" asked Henry.
"That other day, this guy with a pirate and an eggplant came here and talked about you two, also asked about the name of the Eglish Royal Family."
"Did they say how was it going to end?" whisperd Henry.
"He said....you were going to have to wait like all the other readers."
"Damn him, Hey, I can see that head!" said Henry.
"Really? how cool!" said Ren.
"Alright, lets get down to bussiness, Push!"
Ten Minutes later....
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Nemona came in with a nervous looking man.
"Guys this is Zu, ren's husband."
"Zu!" whisperd Ren
"Ren! Are you Okay?" asked Zu.
"IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT LAYING A FIGER ON ME I SHALL TORURE YOU TO DEATH WITH A RUBBER CHICKEN!"
"They all say that, don't worry." said Henry.
Ten Minutes Later....
"Congradulation...Its a Maphrodite!" said Henry as he raised the baby.
"WHAT?" shouted the new parents.
"Kidding..Its a girl."
"Oh, thank you Doctor."
"No Problem."
As Zu and Ren both embraced their daughter, Jekyll and Gerrard went a side.
"Its Wonderfull isn't it?" said Henry with a smile lighting on his face.
"Its Miraculous." said Berna with a smile, there was a pause.
"You know Henry, their was something I wated to tell you, and I didn't want to do with all of them hanging around."
"You want to return to me?"
"NO!"
"Bugger, what is it then?"
"First, seing you deliver Ren's child today made me realize a side of you I never seen before."
"Thank you....I think."
"I just realized that you are much more mature than I thought you are, and you will want to commit someday, but not to me..."
"Thats not true!"
"Yes it is.."
"I Love you!"
"But not as much as I Love you, thats the problem."
"I'm not mature, I'm childish, please don't leave me!"
"Sorry Henry, goodbye."
"What do you mean goodbye?"
"I'm quiting the League, I'll tell Elain later."
"But why?"
"You were the reason I joined in the first place, I don't have much of a reason to stay now."
"How about world Peace?"
"Sorry, I'm no Miss USA, goodbye Henry." said Bernadette as she shed a tear and left, Henry staied where he was for a few minuted, shocked at what had just happined, till Skiner came next to him, returning from the Mens room.
"'ey there mate, sorry for being so late, there was a poker game going onin the men's room, what happied to the waitress?"
"She...had a girl." said Jekyll solmly.
"Why are you sad, did you make a bet it would be a boy? How much did you loose?"
"No, its Beradette, she's leaving us all."
"What?"
"Yes, only I can walk into a Restaurant and end up delivering a baby and having my heart broken."
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Poor Henry, I keep toruring him eve though I like em, think what I would do if I hated him, anyway, I appologize for all of you who will find the childbearth thing wrong and Inacurate, I would alsolike totell you that this fic ait over yet, there is til three more scenes and maby a Epilogue left, I still hadn't decided wether the two should get back togeather or brake up for good, tell you what, you can Review and tell me what you think, should they, or should they not?
Ares: I'm glad you're glad, the bat Idea is good, I think I mightuse it in LEAGUERS III, and I agree. whats Mina got to do with being catholic?
A. L. Nowicki: Ah, Poor Jekyll indeed, even though hes my fav, I still get a kick out of torturing the hell out of him, and If you thought Skinner being ina church was bad, wait till he becomes a femenist in my next fic. I actually think Dorian is going to make it threw, thanks to cold water, I originally wanted to use the name Lesley, but thought it was pushing it. BTW, the pregnat waitress will be the core of the upcomming chapter.
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SCENE VII
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"On second thought, I think I may have had too much sake, thank you but you're no longer needed, please leav." said Nemona as they were all a bit suprised by the waitress's announcement that her water broke.
"I'm a doctor, what seems to be the problem?" said Henry, which led the waitress to angerly point at her massive belly.
"Oh!" said Henry feeling a bit embaraced that he missed such a Important Detail, "Eh, I didn't notice that...."
Henry then stood up and went besides her to help her sit down, the Customers of the Joint were all gatherd around their tabel.
"Where is the father, If I may ask?" he asked.
"He's across town." she said.
"Ok dear, Now what we have to do Miss....."
"Ren."
"...Miss Ren, is get you to him don't worry, labour usually takes many hours, even days at times, I myslef hold the Record for Longest Labour ever, 102 hours straight! Poor Mother, never was the same after that...."
"BACK TO THE POINT!"
"Sorry, We shall take you to him."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" cried Ren.
"Thats your first contraction...."
"I KNOW!"
"Pfft, Look lady I ama profissional Practiciner of Medecine, and unless you show me the proper respe...."
"SHUT UP!"
"Yes Ma'am, sorry, Bad Hery, BAD Henry!" said Hery as he slaped the back of his own hand.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" screamd Ren, "WHAT ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT? GET THE HELL OUT!" shouted Ren at the customers who were obedeant enough to run like hell.
"Damn, less than Fifteen seconds apart, looks like your going to deliver this baby righ there."
"You do that Henry, We'll be waiting in the car." said Dorian as he was trying to sneak out.
"I got the keys." said Nemona as she followed.
"Dorian come back, you too Nemona." said Mina.
"No." replied her fiance.
"Dorian sit down, this will be educative when we decided to produce our own children."
"Children?!"
"AAAAAAAAAAA!" said Ren.
"Yes Children, we're going to have some, ten as a matter of fact!" said Mina.
"Ten!" said dorian.
"Yes, end of disscusion." said Mina ever so firmly.
"Pfft, alright." said Dorian as he sat down next to Nemoa.
"Lay down." said Henry.
"Ok." said dorian as he began to do so.
"Not you, HER." said Henry indicating Ren.
"Oh." said Dorian as he returned to his previous position.
"This sucks, AAAAAAAAAAAAA!" said Ren.
"You think that sucks? wait till the little magots start to Date." said Elain before Passing right out.
"Some people just can't hold ther lechor." said Rodney, "Damn, I have to pee." he followed as he rushed to the Mens room.
"Breath deep, did you get any lamaz classes?"
"ITS 1901!"
"Thats no excuse, just take big deep breaths, Nemona, go get her husband who is at..."
"*Insert adress of ren's husband here*" said Ren.
"Got it!" said Nemona as she stormed off happy to have found a way out of the awkward situation.
"Mina, I need your help, get over here."
"Right away." said Mina as she assumed her position next to him.
"Henry?" siad Mina.
"What?" said Jekyll.
"At Childbearths, there usually is a lot of blood right?"
"Yeah, why?"
"No Reason." said Mina as she grined evily and licked her lips.
"WHY IS SHE LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?" said Ren.
"Mina, go get something to drink, on me."
"If you want me to leave then just say so."
"Leave."
"Did that kill you? No. I'm still getting that drink though." said Mina as she got up and left.
"Dorian, get over here." said Henry to Dorian who hesitated then went next to him.
"Oh Dear!" said Dorian before doing as Elain and passed out, by this point, all who was left was Jekyll, Ren and Beradette who was silent all the time since Ren's water broke.
"Oh!" said Bernadette as she slaped her forehead, "I was suposed to call my mother, I'll be leaving now."
"No, you must assist me!" said Henry.
"No."
"Look, its eather you or Skinner, what has this woman do to deserve to get her baby deliverd by Skinner?"
"Valid Point, I'll do it." said Berna as she sat down next him, fealing nervous.
"Have you ever been in any way involved in a child delivery?" asked Henry.
"Yes, once, I remember having a pair of Forseps pressing against my tempel at the time."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" cried Ren.
"I know how you feel." said Berna
"LIKE HELL YOU DO!" shouted Ren.
"You're in a world of pain, your angry you have to deliver your first child in the crummy Restaurant you work in, you don't like any of the two delivering your baby, and you want to toture your husband to death using a rubber chicken for ever laying a finger on you, is that right?"
"Yes!" said Ren, suprised by how good she described her fealings, "How did you know?"
"I'm a real good guiser."
"By the way, are you two getting back....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!....togeater?"
"Wh...How did you know?!" asked Henry.
"That other day, this guy with a pirate and an eggplant came here and talked about you two, also asked about the name of the Eglish Royal Family."
"Did they say how was it going to end?" whisperd Henry.
"He said....you were going to have to wait like all the other readers."
"Damn him, Hey, I can see that head!" said Henry.
"Really? how cool!" said Ren.
"Alright, lets get down to bussiness, Push!"
Ten Minutes later....
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Nemona came in with a nervous looking man.
"Guys this is Zu, ren's husband."
"Zu!" whisperd Ren
"Ren! Are you Okay?" asked Zu.
"IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT LAYING A FIGER ON ME I SHALL TORURE YOU TO DEATH WITH A RUBBER CHICKEN!"
"They all say that, don't worry." said Henry.
Ten Minutes Later....
"Congradulation...Its a Maphrodite!" said Henry as he raised the baby.
"WHAT?" shouted the new parents.
"Kidding..Its a girl."
"Oh, thank you Doctor."
"No Problem."
As Zu and Ren both embraced their daughter, Jekyll and Gerrard went a side.
"Its Wonderfull isn't it?" said Henry with a smile lighting on his face.
"Its Miraculous." said Berna with a smile, there was a pause.
"You know Henry, their was something I wated to tell you, and I didn't want to do with all of them hanging around."
"You want to return to me?"
"NO!"
"Bugger, what is it then?"
"First, seing you deliver Ren's child today made me realize a side of you I never seen before."
"Thank you....I think."
"I just realized that you are much more mature than I thought you are, and you will want to commit someday, but not to me..."
"Thats not true!"
"Yes it is.."
"I Love you!"
"But not as much as I Love you, thats the problem."
"I'm not mature, I'm childish, please don't leave me!"
"Sorry Henry, goodbye."
"What do you mean goodbye?"
"I'm quiting the League, I'll tell Elain later."
"But why?"
"You were the reason I joined in the first place, I don't have much of a reason to stay now."
"How about world Peace?"
"Sorry, I'm no Miss USA, goodbye Henry." said Bernadette as she shed a tear and left, Henry staied where he was for a few minuted, shocked at what had just happined, till Skiner came next to him, returning from the Mens room.
"'ey there mate, sorry for being so late, there was a poker game going onin the men's room, what happied to the waitress?"
"She...had a girl." said Jekyll solmly.
"Why are you sad, did you make a bet it would be a boy? How much did you loose?"
"No, its Beradette, she's leaving us all."
"What?"
"Yes, only I can walk into a Restaurant and end up delivering a baby and having my heart broken."
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Poor Henry, I keep toruring him eve though I like em, think what I would do if I hated him, anyway, I appologize for all of you who will find the childbearth thing wrong and Inacurate, I would alsolike totell you that this fic ait over yet, there is til three more scenes and maby a Epilogue left, I still hadn't decided wether the two should get back togeather or brake up for good, tell you what, you can Review and tell me what you think, should they, or should they not?