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A.L. Nowicki: Thanks for the vote.
So, the readers vote 60% in favour of Henry and Bernadette getting back togeather, so keep voting and I'll have a descision by next chapter.
bSCENE IX/b
"Place of Birth?" I, the author asked .
"Hell." said The Massive, Red Skined Demon.
"Reason to join?" asked Jack Sparrow.
"My Job at the Bureeau of Paranormal Research and Defence dosn't pay much, and I got student lones."
"I see, Well, your CV is the best we've seen all week, Mr. Boy, the job is yours, welcome to the League of Extraordinary Slackers, I am Dr. Red Griffin.
"I'm A-Angel." said the twitching Vampire with a soul.
"I'm CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, and this would be Sethy." said Jack whil Indicating the Seven foot tall Eggplant.
Myself, Angel, Sethy and Jack were at the pub, we were sitting on a tabel to Interview applicants for the final slot in the LXS.
"So..." said Hellboy as he assumed his seat at the bar along with the other four.
"What is it that you do?" he followed, "Do you fight the forces of Darkness? do you make sure Evryone Recycles? Do you rally against Nuclear Weapons?"
"Well, we mostly make Obscene jokes, make compleat asses out of our selfes and Drink, cept for Dr. Red, he dosn't drink, its a religion thing, oh and we ask evryone what the hell is the name of the british royal family, you wouldn't know would you?" said Sparrow.
"No. Uh, Do you....eat pancakes?" asked Hellboy.
"Not really, but we could do that." said Angel who then twitched.
"Its you!" said Dorian as he came near them with Rodney, he probebly still recalls me hitting on his wife to be. Bugger.
"Whos the Gay Bellhop?" asked Hellboy.
"The name is Dorian FRANCIS Gray, and I am as straight as.....a very straight thing."
"Where is Henry?"
I Pointed at the stage, where Henry was Standing holding the mike and singing..
"Well Since ma Baby Left me...."
The Audience rored with aplause, as Henry continued singing his Version of Elvis Presly's (Heartbreak Hotel).
"I found a new place to dwell, its right at the end of Backer Streat and its called....."
".....Chuffys Pub!" said the Audience.
"I get so lonely baby, and also horny, I get so lonley i could die."
"My God hes, singing!" hissed Dorian in amasement, as Skinner gawked in shock.
"Do they let anyone sing?" asked Angel.
"Yeah." I said.
"Huh, Maby I should get up and sing Mandy." said Angel.
"Altough its always crowded.." Singed Jekyll, "You can still find some room, Where tose broken harted lover, Cry away in gloom oh..."
"We should get him down." said Dorian.
"I get so lonely baby, i get so lonley, I get so lonley i could die..."
"Can't we wait till hes done withhis number?" asked Skinner, but after gettig a look from Dorian he shut his invisible pie hole and he and Dorian then went on stage, by this point the Audience were waving Lighters in the Air.
"Bellhops tears keep flowing..."
"Jekyll, get down." said Dorian as he grabbed Jekyll by the arm.
"Hey you Bellhop, if you don't let go of him, your blood and tears are gonna flow." said an Angry man in the Audience.
"Shut up!" shouted Skinner.
"Hey!" said Jekyll cheerfully.
"Henry, your Drunk!" said Skinner as he took a wiff of Jekyll breath.
"Rodney, your Invisible!" said Jekyll.
"Get down." said Dorian.
"Hey guys, I'll take five, when I get back I'm gona do St. Anger!" said Jekyll waving to the crowd as he stumbeld off stage.
"Henry, what the hell are you doing here?" asked Dorian.
"Well, I was amelesly roaming in the streats of london, then I saw the Eggplant, it seamed unappropriate that a fully grown eggplant would just walk around naked, so when I followed him to have a word, I got into this pub, Igot drunk, then goton stage, then you and Skinner showed up and askd me what I was doing her, so I told you that I was roaming the streets of lon...."
"Yeah Yeah Yeah, we need to get you home." said Dorian.
"NO! there is nothing for me at home, Bernadette quit do you know that?"
"Yes I did, and did you know that isn't the End of the World?" said Skinner.
"It is for me, I Quit!" said Jekyll.
"No you don't!"
"I Quit! You can tell Elain that, lets how you're going todo without the Empath, the Doctor and the Brute!"
"Thats silly! what are you going to do?" said Dorian.
"I don't know, maby I'll join the LXS!"
"The What?" asked Skinner.
"Those guys!" said Jekyll pointing at the five of us.
"You can't be serious, hanging out with a naked eggplant and a bloody Fan?" shouted Dorian.
"The Bloody Eggplant has Bloody fealings!" shouted Sparrow.
"Yeah, Leave Sethy out of this!" said Hellboy.
"You diss the Eggplant, you diss ME." barked Angel, his face morphing into a strange form, his fangs bulging and his eyes turning yellow.
"Isn't anyone going to stick out for the bloody fan?" I asked, But to no avail.
"I staying here, I'm quiting and taking a job here as a performer."
"I thought the LXS Idea was better! Henry your a physician, not a Singer, you can't sing!"
"I beg to differ my Immortal friend, that was an excellent performance, he has a great singing voice, I personally can't wait to see him do St. ANger!" said Skinner gleefully, to have Dorian shoot him a stare.
"Henry, could you please wait till you sobar to make a descision?" asked Dorian.
"I don't plan toever get sobar, I want to stay drunk, I want to FROGET."
"Forget what?"
"Ehh..That chick I'm in love with, M-something, Bonica, Morticia, shit I can't remember her name."
"You can't remember your Girlfriends name but you remember the Lyrics to St. Anger?" asked Skinner.
"Thats funny isn't it? said Jekyll as he giggeld.
"Henry, come with us." said Dorian.
"No, thats final."
"There he is Grandpa!" shouted Amber Voorheas as she enterd, her head bandaged leaving no visible feature of her face 'cept her eyes, she had her rolled up Shane West Poster, withher was he Grandfather, Jaso Voorheas, the Infamous Abnormally reseleant, Hockey Mask wearing Murderer, who was following her as he held his Machete. Close behid them was Prof. Abraham Van Helsing.
"THATS THEM! THE CREEP IN THE GLASSES AND THE 7 FOOT EGGPLANT! THE SENT TOMMY AWAY!" said Amber.
"WE MEET AGAIN CREATURE OF THE NIGHT!" hollard Van Helsing.
"Sh-sh-shit!" I said, she's probebly pissed about what I did to her in SCENE II.
Sethy fired a Shot from his double barelld gun, the bullet hit Jason in the Chest, which had no effect, so Sethy fired two more shoots to the same resault.
"Alright, lets do that thing where we move our legs real fast while touching the ground!" said Angel as he morphed back to Human from.
"Running?" I asked.
"Yeah." said Anel before turning the other way and runnig like hell, much like he did in chapter two.
"Not without me affects!" said Sparrow, who then snatched his sword, hat and his bottle of rum off the bar, ad then followig the path of Angel, Sethy and I did as well. Hellboy however, decided to try his luck and drew his Big F'n Revolver, and fired a big ass bullet at the three, Unfortunatilly it missed and went into the stage, destroying the sound system and damaging a part of the stage.
"Ooop, I did it again!" said Hellboy as he thearetically blushed, you can't really blush if your red, can you? Hellboy then blocked a shot with the machete and the poster at the same time with his Right Hand of Doom, then punched them both, knocking them down, giving him the chance to stick his Tail between hios legs and Runing like that really ho tplace where he was born.
"This is soweird!" said, well evryone.
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I have two or one more scene, then an Epilogue, after that I'm done till I start working on LEAGUERS III.
Remember to Review and Vote.
Replies,
A.L. Nowicki: Thanks for the vote.
So, the readers vote 60% in favour of Henry and Bernadette getting back togeather, so keep voting and I'll have a descision by next chapter.
bSCENE IX/b
"Place of Birth?" I, the author asked .
"Hell." said The Massive, Red Skined Demon.
"Reason to join?" asked Jack Sparrow.
"My Job at the Bureeau of Paranormal Research and Defence dosn't pay much, and I got student lones."
"I see, Well, your CV is the best we've seen all week, Mr. Boy, the job is yours, welcome to the League of Extraordinary Slackers, I am Dr. Red Griffin.
"I'm A-Angel." said the twitching Vampire with a soul.
"I'm CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, and this would be Sethy." said Jack whil Indicating the Seven foot tall Eggplant.
Myself, Angel, Sethy and Jack were at the pub, we were sitting on a tabel to Interview applicants for the final slot in the LXS.
"So..." said Hellboy as he assumed his seat at the bar along with the other four.
"What is it that you do?" he followed, "Do you fight the forces of Darkness? do you make sure Evryone Recycles? Do you rally against Nuclear Weapons?"
"Well, we mostly make Obscene jokes, make compleat asses out of our selfes and Drink, cept for Dr. Red, he dosn't drink, its a religion thing, oh and we ask evryone what the hell is the name of the british royal family, you wouldn't know would you?" said Sparrow.
"No. Uh, Do you....eat pancakes?" asked Hellboy.
"Not really, but we could do that." said Angel who then twitched.
"Its you!" said Dorian as he came near them with Rodney, he probebly still recalls me hitting on his wife to be. Bugger.
"Whos the Gay Bellhop?" asked Hellboy.
"The name is Dorian FRANCIS Gray, and I am as straight as.....a very straight thing."
"Where is Henry?"
I Pointed at the stage, where Henry was Standing holding the mike and singing..
"Well Since ma Baby Left me...."
The Audience rored with aplause, as Henry continued singing his Version of Elvis Presly's (Heartbreak Hotel).
"I found a new place to dwell, its right at the end of Backer Streat and its called....."
".....Chuffys Pub!" said the Audience.
"I get so lonely baby, and also horny, I get so lonley i could die."
"My God hes, singing!" hissed Dorian in amasement, as Skinner gawked in shock.
"Do they let anyone sing?" asked Angel.
"Yeah." I said.
"Huh, Maby I should get up and sing Mandy." said Angel.
"Altough its always crowded.." Singed Jekyll, "You can still find some room, Where tose broken harted lover, Cry away in gloom oh..."
"We should get him down." said Dorian.
"I get so lonely baby, i get so lonley, I get so lonley i could die..."
"Can't we wait till hes done withhis number?" asked Skinner, but after gettig a look from Dorian he shut his invisible pie hole and he and Dorian then went on stage, by this point the Audience were waving Lighters in the Air.
"Bellhops tears keep flowing..."
"Jekyll, get down." said Dorian as he grabbed Jekyll by the arm.
"Hey you Bellhop, if you don't let go of him, your blood and tears are gonna flow." said an Angry man in the Audience.
"Shut up!" shouted Skinner.
"Hey!" said Jekyll cheerfully.
"Henry, your Drunk!" said Skinner as he took a wiff of Jekyll breath.
"Rodney, your Invisible!" said Jekyll.
"Get down." said Dorian.
"Hey guys, I'll take five, when I get back I'm gona do St. Anger!" said Jekyll waving to the crowd as he stumbeld off stage.
"Henry, what the hell are you doing here?" asked Dorian.
"Well, I was amelesly roaming in the streats of london, then I saw the Eggplant, it seamed unappropriate that a fully grown eggplant would just walk around naked, so when I followed him to have a word, I got into this pub, Igot drunk, then goton stage, then you and Skinner showed up and askd me what I was doing her, so I told you that I was roaming the streets of lon...."
"Yeah Yeah Yeah, we need to get you home." said Dorian.
"NO! there is nothing for me at home, Bernadette quit do you know that?"
"Yes I did, and did you know that isn't the End of the World?" said Skinner.
"It is for me, I Quit!" said Jekyll.
"No you don't!"
"I Quit! You can tell Elain that, lets how you're going todo without the Empath, the Doctor and the Brute!"
"Thats silly! what are you going to do?" said Dorian.
"I don't know, maby I'll join the LXS!"
"The What?" asked Skinner.
"Those guys!" said Jekyll pointing at the five of us.
"You can't be serious, hanging out with a naked eggplant and a bloody Fan?" shouted Dorian.
"The Bloody Eggplant has Bloody fealings!" shouted Sparrow.
"Yeah, Leave Sethy out of this!" said Hellboy.
"You diss the Eggplant, you diss ME." barked Angel, his face morphing into a strange form, his fangs bulging and his eyes turning yellow.
"Isn't anyone going to stick out for the bloody fan?" I asked, But to no avail.
"I staying here, I'm quiting and taking a job here as a performer."
"I thought the LXS Idea was better! Henry your a physician, not a Singer, you can't sing!"
"I beg to differ my Immortal friend, that was an excellent performance, he has a great singing voice, I personally can't wait to see him do St. ANger!" said Skinner gleefully, to have Dorian shoot him a stare.
"Henry, could you please wait till you sobar to make a descision?" asked Dorian.
"I don't plan toever get sobar, I want to stay drunk, I want to FROGET."
"Forget what?"
"Ehh..That chick I'm in love with, M-something, Bonica, Morticia, shit I can't remember her name."
"You can't remember your Girlfriends name but you remember the Lyrics to St. Anger?" asked Skinner.
"Thats funny isn't it? said Jekyll as he giggeld.
"Henry, come with us." said Dorian.
"No, thats final."
"There he is Grandpa!" shouted Amber Voorheas as she enterd, her head bandaged leaving no visible feature of her face 'cept her eyes, she had her rolled up Shane West Poster, withher was he Grandfather, Jaso Voorheas, the Infamous Abnormally reseleant, Hockey Mask wearing Murderer, who was following her as he held his Machete. Close behid them was Prof. Abraham Van Helsing.
"THATS THEM! THE CREEP IN THE GLASSES AND THE 7 FOOT EGGPLANT! THE SENT TOMMY AWAY!" said Amber.
"WE MEET AGAIN CREATURE OF THE NIGHT!" hollard Van Helsing.
"Sh-sh-shit!" I said, she's probebly pissed about what I did to her in SCENE II.
Sethy fired a Shot from his double barelld gun, the bullet hit Jason in the Chest, which had no effect, so Sethy fired two more shoots to the same resault.
"Alright, lets do that thing where we move our legs real fast while touching the ground!" said Angel as he morphed back to Human from.
"Running?" I asked.
"Yeah." said Anel before turning the other way and runnig like hell, much like he did in chapter two.
"Not without me affects!" said Sparrow, who then snatched his sword, hat and his bottle of rum off the bar, ad then followig the path of Angel, Sethy and I did as well. Hellboy however, decided to try his luck and drew his Big F'n Revolver, and fired a big ass bullet at the three, Unfortunatilly it missed and went into the stage, destroying the sound system and damaging a part of the stage.
"Ooop, I did it again!" said Hellboy as he thearetically blushed, you can't really blush if your red, can you? Hellboy then blocked a shot with the machete and the poster at the same time with his Right Hand of Doom, then punched them both, knocking them down, giving him the chance to stick his Tail between hios legs and Runing like that really ho tplace where he was born.
"This is soweird!" said, well evryone.
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I have two or one more scene, then an Epilogue, after that I'm done till I start working on LEAGUERS III.
Remember to Review and Vote.