SCENE X
"Are you sure this is going to cheer him up?" asked Dorian.
"Sure." said Skinner.
"What are you two talking about?" asked Henry.
All three men were at Henry and Skinners apartment, a little over a day have passed since the whole Chuffy's Pub Incidet, Henry was now sobar, he was Hungover and bumed but sobar, Dorian and Rodey approached him, they were walking closeto one another as though they were hiding something behind them.
"Oh Nothing." said Skiner, "We just found this little block and he reminded us of you." he followed as he and Dorian parted to reveal a Small Brown Bulldog, which seamed to instantly like Henry and approached him baring his sloberey tongue.
"You got me a dog?" asked Jekyll in astonishment.
"Do you like him?"
"Sure, he reminds me of a politician named Danvers Carew I once kil.....Knew, can I keep em?"
"Ofcourse!" said Dorian.
"I shall call him Cyrbious!"
"What?"
"The Tri-Headed hound of hell! cool, eh?"
"Thats nice." said Dorian with a fake smile, he then pulled Skinner aside ad spoke to him.
"So much for your get-him-a-dog plan, hes naming his dog after greek methology!"
"My Uncle theo used to say that a man recovers from getting dumped in five phases
Phase One: Get drunk and decide to quit your day job and sing at a bar.
Phase Two: Get sobar and name a dog after a character of greek methology.
Phase Three: Get a Porsche.
Phase Four: Join the Republican Party.
Phase Five: Accept that your ass got dumped and move on."
"A very wise man is your uncle theo!" said Dorian with sarcasm.
"Guys, you should know, Hyde's esquisit hearing ability passes onto meas well, I can hear what yout saying." said Henry.
"Oh." said Dorian before he and skinner turned back to him.
"Eh..Henry, we're your friends, and we're here to support you." said Dorian.
"Yes, We fell for you, we will miss Miss Gerard as well." said Skinner.
"Rrrrrrright." said Jekyll.
(Flashback to a little less thana year ago, at the night Dorian went after Mina In the final scene of Leaguers)
Skinner has just returned from playing hide and seek with Nemona, who hid in the Nautiupock as Dorian sudjested, which caused Skinner to look for her the whole night to no avail. He had reached the door of his Apartment and Jekylls, and when he tried to open the door he found it locked from the inside, he called for Henry to open the door but Hery wouldn't come, he eventually started shouting after realising what was going inside, he heard the scofeling and the soft jazz music in the background.
"HENRY! IF YOU DON'T COME OPEN THIS DOOR AT THIS INSTENT I SHALL BRAKE IN FROM THE WINDOW AND SHOOT YOUR WHORE!!!!"
(We now return to 1901)
"Gimme a break, I hadn't met her at the time, all I knew of her was her bra size!"
"Don't worry Hery, you'l get over her, I got over Mina when she was 24, then had dosens upon dosens of afairs then worked for M, got killed then resurrected and fell for her agian." said Dorian.
"Its just hard to beleave for the past year I was lucky to be happy with a woman I never knew could exist and now its gone down the toilet because I'm too much of a chicken to want to stay with one woman for the rest of my life! I want to know how are you able to do it Dorian I mean for you 'Rest of my life' has a greater meaning but yet you decide to tie the knot with Mina! How is that possible?"
"Wow, do you realise you said all that in one breath?" said Skinner in admiration.
"Its simple really...."
(Flashback to a month before the events of this fic)
Dorian and Mina were in a coach surrounded by endless amounts of other coaches, all stuck in the streets of london.
"BEEP" screamed Mina at the traffic constabels, "WHY THE BEEP ARE YOU ALL STANDING STILL FOR, I DON'T PAY BEEPING TAXES FOR YOU BEEPHEADS TO SIT AROUND ON YOUR BEEPS AND BEEP BEEP , SO WHY DON'T YOU ACT LIKE YOUR MOTHER DIDN'T BEEP BEEP AND DO YOU BEEPING JOB! BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!!!"
(We now return to 1901)
"After my stomach stoped turning of what I heard, I realized that I still loved her, even when using that...HORRIBEL UnChristian Fowl Language, I realized that I loved her of all my heart, I realized that no display of any brhavior, no matter how vulgar and grotesque would ever lessen my love for her, I became...INFATUATED. Sometimes at night I look at her as she sleeps, usually she sences me and tells me to bugger off, but in the few seconds I look at her, I would feel as thow I was lifted into a world which was beautifull, perfect and Devine, a world where I became pure from my sins, I would feel redeamed."
There was a pause, in which both Skinner and Jekyll were touched.
"That...was beautifull!" said Jekyll with a somewhat shaky voice.
"Tell him he makes me sick." said Hyde inside Jekylls head.
"Indeed, I think I have lost all respect for you!" said Skinner.
There was a much loger pause.
"Thats how I feel for Bernadette." said Jekyll.
This time the pause lasted longer, the jekyll got up shouting "MY GOD! THATS HOW I FEEL! I'M IN LOVE WITH HER!"
"Thats what you've been saying for months!" said a bored Skinner.
"I KNOW, I JUST DIDN'T KNOW!"
"Your making no sence!" said Dorian.
"THATS THE POINT!" said Jekyll.
"No more Karaoki Bars for you!" said Skinner.
"Your saying that you didn't really know if you loved her?" asked Dorian.
"OF COURSE I KNEW, I JUST HAD NO IDEA!" shouted Jekyll.
"So, you knoew you loved her, but never realised how much?" asked Dorian.
"THATS IT! I'M IN LOVE! I'M IN LOVE! I'M IN LOVE! I'M IN LOVE!" shouted the love struck fool as he danced around on the coffe tabel, his frantic behavior caused Cyrbious to go to the corner and bark in fear.....the mut should have knew better and not get into this fic.
"Welcome to my side!" said a smilling Dorian.
"This is getting tooooooo weird for me." said Skinner.
Jekyll tha decided to stop the dancing before he got a double hernia, so Dorian asked him "So.....what now?"
"I'LL ASK HER TO TAKE ME BACK! SHE WILL KNOW THAT I HAVE CHANGED!"
"Well you better hurry, Nemona earlyer said that shes leaving this eavning."
"We have to hurry then!" said Jekyll as he threw on a jacket and put on some shoes, "Get Cyrbious!" he said as the other two got.
"I'm in love! I'm in love! I'm in love! I'm in love! I'M IN LOVE!" sang Jekyll with no retham, as the four was heading to get Jekylls girl back.
There you go, Scene ten, the fic willbe done next time, I havn't decided weather Jekyll will get there in time, or will it be too late, or will she refuse.
Sethy:.................
Sethy dosn't know eather!
Read and Review, cause you know your just DYIG TO DO SO!
"Are you sure this is going to cheer him up?" asked Dorian.
"Sure." said Skinner.
"What are you two talking about?" asked Henry.
All three men were at Henry and Skinners apartment, a little over a day have passed since the whole Chuffy's Pub Incidet, Henry was now sobar, he was Hungover and bumed but sobar, Dorian and Rodey approached him, they were walking closeto one another as though they were hiding something behind them.
"Oh Nothing." said Skiner, "We just found this little block and he reminded us of you." he followed as he and Dorian parted to reveal a Small Brown Bulldog, which seamed to instantly like Henry and approached him baring his sloberey tongue.
"You got me a dog?" asked Jekyll in astonishment.
"Do you like him?"
"Sure, he reminds me of a politician named Danvers Carew I once kil.....Knew, can I keep em?"
"Ofcourse!" said Dorian.
"I shall call him Cyrbious!"
"What?"
"The Tri-Headed hound of hell! cool, eh?"
"Thats nice." said Dorian with a fake smile, he then pulled Skinner aside ad spoke to him.
"So much for your get-him-a-dog plan, hes naming his dog after greek methology!"
"My Uncle theo used to say that a man recovers from getting dumped in five phases
Phase One: Get drunk and decide to quit your day job and sing at a bar.
Phase Two: Get sobar and name a dog after a character of greek methology.
Phase Three: Get a Porsche.
Phase Four: Join the Republican Party.
Phase Five: Accept that your ass got dumped and move on."
"A very wise man is your uncle theo!" said Dorian with sarcasm.
"Guys, you should know, Hyde's esquisit hearing ability passes onto meas well, I can hear what yout saying." said Henry.
"Oh." said Dorian before he and skinner turned back to him.
"Eh..Henry, we're your friends, and we're here to support you." said Dorian.
"Yes, We fell for you, we will miss Miss Gerard as well." said Skinner.
"Rrrrrrright." said Jekyll.
(Flashback to a little less thana year ago, at the night Dorian went after Mina In the final scene of Leaguers)
Skinner has just returned from playing hide and seek with Nemona, who hid in the Nautiupock as Dorian sudjested, which caused Skinner to look for her the whole night to no avail. He had reached the door of his Apartment and Jekylls, and when he tried to open the door he found it locked from the inside, he called for Henry to open the door but Hery wouldn't come, he eventually started shouting after realising what was going inside, he heard the scofeling and the soft jazz music in the background.
"HENRY! IF YOU DON'T COME OPEN THIS DOOR AT THIS INSTENT I SHALL BRAKE IN FROM THE WINDOW AND SHOOT YOUR WHORE!!!!"
(We now return to 1901)
"Gimme a break, I hadn't met her at the time, all I knew of her was her bra size!"
"Don't worry Hery, you'l get over her, I got over Mina when she was 24, then had dosens upon dosens of afairs then worked for M, got killed then resurrected and fell for her agian." said Dorian.
"Its just hard to beleave for the past year I was lucky to be happy with a woman I never knew could exist and now its gone down the toilet because I'm too much of a chicken to want to stay with one woman for the rest of my life! I want to know how are you able to do it Dorian I mean for you 'Rest of my life' has a greater meaning but yet you decide to tie the knot with Mina! How is that possible?"
"Wow, do you realise you said all that in one breath?" said Skinner in admiration.
"Its simple really...."
(Flashback to a month before the events of this fic)
Dorian and Mina were in a coach surrounded by endless amounts of other coaches, all stuck in the streets of london.
"BEEP" screamed Mina at the traffic constabels, "WHY THE BEEP ARE YOU ALL STANDING STILL FOR, I DON'T PAY BEEPING TAXES FOR YOU BEEPHEADS TO SIT AROUND ON YOUR BEEPS AND BEEP BEEP , SO WHY DON'T YOU ACT LIKE YOUR MOTHER DIDN'T BEEP BEEP AND DO YOU BEEPING JOB! BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!!!"
(We now return to 1901)
"After my stomach stoped turning of what I heard, I realized that I still loved her, even when using that...HORRIBEL UnChristian Fowl Language, I realized that I loved her of all my heart, I realized that no display of any brhavior, no matter how vulgar and grotesque would ever lessen my love for her, I became...INFATUATED. Sometimes at night I look at her as she sleeps, usually she sences me and tells me to bugger off, but in the few seconds I look at her, I would feel as thow I was lifted into a world which was beautifull, perfect and Devine, a world where I became pure from my sins, I would feel redeamed."
There was a pause, in which both Skinner and Jekyll were touched.
"That...was beautifull!" said Jekyll with a somewhat shaky voice.
"Tell him he makes me sick." said Hyde inside Jekylls head.
"Indeed, I think I have lost all respect for you!" said Skinner.
There was a much loger pause.
"Thats how I feel for Bernadette." said Jekyll.
This time the pause lasted longer, the jekyll got up shouting "MY GOD! THATS HOW I FEEL! I'M IN LOVE WITH HER!"
"Thats what you've been saying for months!" said a bored Skinner.
"I KNOW, I JUST DIDN'T KNOW!"
"Your making no sence!" said Dorian.
"THATS THE POINT!" said Jekyll.
"No more Karaoki Bars for you!" said Skinner.
"Your saying that you didn't really know if you loved her?" asked Dorian.
"OF COURSE I KNEW, I JUST HAD NO IDEA!" shouted Jekyll.
"So, you knoew you loved her, but never realised how much?" asked Dorian.
"THATS IT! I'M IN LOVE! I'M IN LOVE! I'M IN LOVE! I'M IN LOVE!" shouted the love struck fool as he danced around on the coffe tabel, his frantic behavior caused Cyrbious to go to the corner and bark in fear.....the mut should have knew better and not get into this fic.
"Welcome to my side!" said a smilling Dorian.
"This is getting tooooooo weird for me." said Skinner.
Jekyll tha decided to stop the dancing before he got a double hernia, so Dorian asked him "So.....what now?"
"I'LL ASK HER TO TAKE ME BACK! SHE WILL KNOW THAT I HAVE CHANGED!"
"Well you better hurry, Nemona earlyer said that shes leaving this eavning."
"We have to hurry then!" said Jekyll as he threw on a jacket and put on some shoes, "Get Cyrbious!" he said as the other two got.
"I'm in love! I'm in love! I'm in love! I'm in love! I'M IN LOVE!" sang Jekyll with no retham, as the four was heading to get Jekylls girl back.
There you go, Scene ten, the fic willbe done next time, I havn't decided weather Jekyll will get there in time, or will it be too late, or will she refuse.
Sethy:.................
Sethy dosn't know eather!
Read and Review, cause you know your just DYIG TO DO SO!