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            Starfire quickly covered her eyes and squeaked, her face a bright red. Scalpel quickly grabbed a towel and wrapped it around himself, just as red as her. "Umm….. I take it you wanted to talk to me?"

            Star's green eyes peered at him through her fingers. "Yes… You did not seem alright outside. I was wondering if something was wrong." She glanced downward for a split second, then squeaked again and brought her eyes back up, blushing more.

            Scalpel looked around quickly, and grabbed his clothes quickly. Throwing them on, he turned beet-red, watching Star turn around as he dressed. "I'm sorry you had to see that."

            She squeaked yet again, giggling like mad. Scalpel shook his head, sighing. Girls…

            "You're…. very…" She stopped, overcome with giggles and blushing, unable to speak. Scalpel was very…. Embarrassed, that is. "I'd really appreciate it if you didn't finish that comment…." He sticks his head out the door to check around, making sure that no one else could hear them. He then raised his eyebrow. "Where is everyone?"

            Star giggled again. "They went out. I wanted to stay behind and make sure you were ok…" She grinned impishly. "They will not be back for over another two hours."

           Scalpel looked back to her slowly, a suspicious expression on his face. "Is that so?"

            Giggling like mad, Starfire took his hand and practically dragged him down the hall to her room. She blushed again, grinning. "I was thinking that we could spend this time getting to know each other better…"

            He looked at her, a bit startled by her intrusion in the shower still, but he shrugged. "Why not?"

            Starfire practically leapt for joy, hopping around the room while Scalpel looked at her, feeling a bit strange watching her jump around. "Umm….."

            She jumped on him, hugging him tightly. He gagged, crushed by the force of her hug. "We will have such a good time, friend Scalpel!"

            He twitched at the lack of oxygen to his brain, but she released him soon enough. "I'm sure we will…" Scalpel flopped down on one of the chairs in the room, sinking into the fluffy material it was made of. Eventually, the only parts if him that protruded were his arms, legs, and very top of his head. "Very comfortable… I guess…"

            Star giggled, and sat on her bed with crossed legs, smiling brightly. "So… what shall we discuss first, friend?"

            Scalpel sank lower into the chair, and his reply was an unintelligible mumble. "Mmf pher tyl goo gree…"

            Star looked at the form that kept sinking deeper, cocking her head. "What was that?"

            The arms sticking out of the chair shrugged, and Star giggled again, pulling him out onto the bed with her. "Now you can talk, dear friend. What shall we talk about?"

            Scalpel shrugged. "I don't know… whatever you want to, I guess." He chuckled. "I'm no good at starting conversations…"

            Starfire smiled broadly. "Very well, friend. I will tell you about several things I like. Where should I start? Oh, yes. Kittens, soft things, teddy bears, laughter, mustard, friendship, adventures, video games, junk food…" She began to ramble on, while Scalpel sat there, nodding and smiling, meanwhile thinking to himself. Man. She really has a lot of time on her hands, doesn't she…

            Star continued to count things off on her fingers, and Scalpel looked around for a bit. Her room was pretty much shades of pink, red, and purple, but otherwise, not that bad. He reflected sarcastically that he had a small bunk he had called a bed, and would have given anything to have this room at the time. Then, Star said something that grabbed his full attention. "The thing I like most, though, friend Scalpel…" She stopped for a second, blushing a bit. "Is you…"

            Scalpel turned and stared at her, a bit unbelieving. "You… you like me?"

            Star blushed a deep red, and nodded. "Yes…" She giggled nervously, and covered her face with her hands again. "I hope that does not upset you…"

            Scalpel turned a bit red himself, and smiled. "Nothing could make me happier." He grinned widely, and Star lit up with joy. "Then…. You also like me too?" Scalpel nodded. "Yeah…"

            Star flung herself at him, hugging him tightly. "I am happy…."

            Scalpel smiled softly, and hugged her back. "Me too…."

And so ends chapter five, with the start of the awaited Scalpel/Starfire Romance. Stay tuned to that website for more!