Disclaimer: Lou owns these characters, but I own this story so Hands Off!
Tuesday 8th February.
6.00 pm
Have been in all day ill. Coincidentally, so has Libby, Mum saw this as the perfect opportunity for us to time together. In other words, " Great! You can be the baby-sitter!"
This day has reminded me why I never want children. I will say no more.
8.00 pm
Jas isn't talking to me. None of the Ace gang are, except for Rosie. I'm thinking of employing her as my new best friend.
It all happened like this.
" Dave the Laugh- D.t.L for short, was talking to Tom about me and he accidentally let slip that he was dating me while Robbie is away.
Dave made him swear not to tell his brother. Tom didn't. But he did tell Jas.
Who told Jools.
Who told Ellen,
who basically wants to make it possible to lick my own inner thigh. Eg. She is not a happy bunny.
She thinks that I told D.t.L to dump her so I could have a clear lee-way when Robbie left. This is wrong for two reasons:
I didn't tell Dave to dump her
And two
I didn't know sex god was going away.
Of course, she won't listen.
Jas says she can't believe how evil I've been when I know how upset Ellen still is after Dave dumping her.
Evil?
When people steal from grannies and knock toddlers over, I'm evil for going out with a guy. Jeez sometimes I think she wishes I was a lesbian.
11.00 pm
Sex God called me from Kiwi-a-gogo. I got a bit gooed up when I spoke to him. Gooed like my brain was infested in pre-historic primordial goo which glued my thoughts together and made my emotional system go haywire. Conversation went something like this.
Sex God: Hi sexiest woman in universe ( okay so he didn't say that, but he did say the Hi bit!!!)
Me: Hi Robbie.
( Long awkward silence.)
Sex God: I got here about three hours ago.
Me: Oh. Er. That's nice.
Sex God: It's lovely here. There are some pretty girls but no-one as lovely as you. I only have eyes for my sex kitten.
( Long even awkwarder silnce)
Me: Um. Meow?
( long pathetic pause)
Sex God: So how are you?
Me: Okay.
Sex God: .
Me: .
( pause)
Sex God: Um I er better get going now. This'll be an expensive call. Um bye.
And he just hung up.
D'you think he can tell by my voice that I am going out with Dave?
Sorry such a short chappie. Next one will be up soon. I had writers block.
Thanks to all my reviewers. Each and everyone of you. Except for my annoying cousin. Jeni you know who you are!!!!
Love and hugs.
Lottie.com
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Tuesday 8th February.
6.00 pm
Have been in all day ill. Coincidentally, so has Libby, Mum saw this as the perfect opportunity for us to time together. In other words, " Great! You can be the baby-sitter!"
This day has reminded me why I never want children. I will say no more.
8.00 pm
Jas isn't talking to me. None of the Ace gang are, except for Rosie. I'm thinking of employing her as my new best friend.
It all happened like this.
" Dave the Laugh- D.t.L for short, was talking to Tom about me and he accidentally let slip that he was dating me while Robbie is away.
Dave made him swear not to tell his brother. Tom didn't. But he did tell Jas.
Who told Jools.
Who told Ellen,
who basically wants to make it possible to lick my own inner thigh. Eg. She is not a happy bunny.
She thinks that I told D.t.L to dump her so I could have a clear lee-way when Robbie left. This is wrong for two reasons:
I didn't tell Dave to dump her
And two
I didn't know sex god was going away.
Of course, she won't listen.
Jas says she can't believe how evil I've been when I know how upset Ellen still is after Dave dumping her.
Evil?
When people steal from grannies and knock toddlers over, I'm evil for going out with a guy. Jeez sometimes I think she wishes I was a lesbian.
11.00 pm
Sex God called me from Kiwi-a-gogo. I got a bit gooed up when I spoke to him. Gooed like my brain was infested in pre-historic primordial goo which glued my thoughts together and made my emotional system go haywire. Conversation went something like this.
Sex God: Hi sexiest woman in universe ( okay so he didn't say that, but he did say the Hi bit!!!)
Me: Hi Robbie.
( Long awkward silence.)
Sex God: I got here about three hours ago.
Me: Oh. Er. That's nice.
Sex God: It's lovely here. There are some pretty girls but no-one as lovely as you. I only have eyes for my sex kitten.
( Long even awkwarder silnce)
Me: Um. Meow?
( long pathetic pause)
Sex God: So how are you?
Me: Okay.
Sex God: .
Me: .
( pause)
Sex God: Um I er better get going now. This'll be an expensive call. Um bye.
And he just hung up.
D'you think he can tell by my voice that I am going out with Dave?
Sorry such a short chappie. Next one will be up soon. I had writers block.
Thanks to all my reviewers. Each and everyone of you. Except for my annoying cousin. Jeni you know who you are!!!!
Love and hugs.
Lottie.com
xxxxxxxx