Disclaimer: Louise Rennison is the funniest woman on the planet. Unfortunately I am not.
Friday 11th February
8.00 Tried to pretend to still be ill but Mutti didn't believe me even though I am an extremely good actress. Then as I was about to leave the house she said,
" Honey, You don't have to go to school if you don't want to."
I turned around. Was she talking to me?
" Darling is there anything you want to talk about?"
Yeah Mum sure. I've been going out with a Sex God who has gone away. Fallen in love with my dumpee who is the dumper of one of my inner circle. She is still upset but unfortunately she still likes him. She isn't talking to me and neither is the rest of the ace gang. Not even Rosie and she's extremely immoral and likes to 'have a laugh' with strange foreign guys who are about nine foot tall and like wearing flashing pants. Now can I stay home?
" Hmmmm. No."
And I scooted out the door like a scooty thing trying to escape from a weird mutti thing who 'wants to talk'.
As a walked past Jas's house I wondered whether to wait for her and make up. Or at least give her the chance to apologise.
Still waiting for Jas. Its getting a bit nippy noodles out here. Aha the door is openeing!
8.35 Jas has just walked past me as if I wasn't there.
I just shouted to Jas " Jas I didn't tell Dave to dump Ellen and if you make friends with me I'll carry you around all day!" but unfortunately a groovy looking gang of Foxwood lads walked past and now I fear they think I am a lezzie.
They definitely think I'm a lezzie. They made kissing noises when Owlie walked past. She probably thinks I'm a lezzie too. Oh God.
Since when have I cared what people with string up their bum think?
Oh Lord help the good but slightly stupid people. P. Green said to me in assembly " I heard you fell out with your crew. Well me and Monica well, we reckon you can be in our gang!"
9.15 Jesus what possessed me to help her be a dog? It's the only friendship offering I've had today though.
Sorry it's such a short chappie I didn't want you to think I was neglecting you so I wrote a short chappie 4 u all.
Lottie xXx
Friday 11th February
8.00 Tried to pretend to still be ill but Mutti didn't believe me even though I am an extremely good actress. Then as I was about to leave the house she said,
" Honey, You don't have to go to school if you don't want to."
I turned around. Was she talking to me?
" Darling is there anything you want to talk about?"
Yeah Mum sure. I've been going out with a Sex God who has gone away. Fallen in love with my dumpee who is the dumper of one of my inner circle. She is still upset but unfortunately she still likes him. She isn't talking to me and neither is the rest of the ace gang. Not even Rosie and she's extremely immoral and likes to 'have a laugh' with strange foreign guys who are about nine foot tall and like wearing flashing pants. Now can I stay home?
" Hmmmm. No."
And I scooted out the door like a scooty thing trying to escape from a weird mutti thing who 'wants to talk'.
As a walked past Jas's house I wondered whether to wait for her and make up. Or at least give her the chance to apologise.
Still waiting for Jas. Its getting a bit nippy noodles out here. Aha the door is openeing!
8.35 Jas has just walked past me as if I wasn't there.
I just shouted to Jas " Jas I didn't tell Dave to dump Ellen and if you make friends with me I'll carry you around all day!" but unfortunately a groovy looking gang of Foxwood lads walked past and now I fear they think I am a lezzie.
They definitely think I'm a lezzie. They made kissing noises when Owlie walked past. She probably thinks I'm a lezzie too. Oh God.
Since when have I cared what people with string up their bum think?
Oh Lord help the good but slightly stupid people. P. Green said to me in assembly " I heard you fell out with your crew. Well me and Monica well, we reckon you can be in our gang!"
9.15 Jesus what possessed me to help her be a dog? It's the only friendship offering I've had today though.
Sorry it's such a short chappie I didn't want you to think I was neglecting you so I wrote a short chappie 4 u all.
Lottie xXx