Chapter 2- The Interwebnet!
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It was at this time, when all hope of figuring out the crossword puzzle had faded, that Bryan brought his computer from his home to the house. Complete with Internet access! Woot! Bryan immediatly got onto Google and looked up a five letter word for an idiot that doesn't know what a five letter word for idiot is. His results showed the word "idiot."
"Hmmm........will that fit?" Bryan asked.
He filled in the blanks and rejoiced. But soon, he forgot about the Interwebnet as he proceeded to finish his task.
The next day, Frodo discovered the new technology.
"Hmmm....what's this?" he asked.
"That's the Internet, Frodo," Ashley said. "Middle-Earth Online! So easy to use, no wonder it's number one!"
Frodo shrugged and began to fill out an e-mail address for himself: Ringbearer711@mol.com
But later that day, Faramir discovered the Internet as well. And on the Internet, he discovered Internet games! And on the Internet games, he discovered a Lord of the Rings based game for computers all over the world!
"Boromir, look at this!" Faramir called. "It's some sort of battle on this screen."
Faramir could choose from a list of "skilled warriors." Of course, he chose himself!
"Where am I?" Boromir asked.
"They wanted SKILLED warriors, brother," Faramir grinned.
Boromir cuffed his brother on the back of the head and stormed off, leaving Faramir with his game.
In less than three minutes, Faramir had been slaughtered.
"What?!" Faramir yelled. "That wasn't fair! New game! And this time, you will feel my wrath Justinluver23875!"
Tracy came up behind him. "That sounds like Brittney.....is she using Merry in a helmet?"
"Yes," Faramir replied.
Tracy ran into Brittney's room where she sat with a laptop on the bed.
"YOU'VE BEEN HOLDING OUT ON ME!!!" Tracy screamed. "I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO CHECK MY MAIL IN MONTHS!!!"
"Who's gonna e-mail you?" Brittney asked. "Everyone's here!"
"That's. Beside. The. Point!" Tracy replied, angrily.
But even later that evening, Kitt discovered Ebay! Soon, she had over three hundred Orlando Bloom things bought and shipped over to the house. (That's service!)
"Hey! Adorable poster, Kitt!" Tracy grinned.
"You can have it," Kitt said. "I have two others just like it."
"How are you going to pay for this?" Lisa asked, wading through the Orlando Bloom shirts, mugs, mouse pads, posters, pictures, action figures...need I go on?
Kitt looked confused. "What is this pay you speak so fondly of?"
Tracy and Lisa looked at her. "YOU HAVEN'T PAID FOR ANY OF THESE THINGS?!!!"
"What's gonna happen?" Kitt shrugged.
"They'll send the bill collectors!" Lisa yelled.
"When?" Kitt asked.
Just then, the doorbell rang. Kitt went over to answer it and saw... Sauron?
"Is there a Kathryn in there?" he asked.
"No..." Kitt replied. "No Kathryn. In fact, I don't know any Kathryns."
Tippy came running forward. "Kitt! You asked me to personalize this shirt for you! Would you like it to say Orlando loves Kathryn or Orlando loves Kitt?"
Sauron glared at Kitt.
"Thanks TIPPY!" Kitt snapped.
"What?" Tippy asked. "What'd I do?!"
"You owe Ebay nine hundred dollars," Sauron said.
"WHAT?!" Kitt screamed. "WHERE AM I GONNA GET NINE HUNDRED DOLLARS?! I CAN'T AFFORD THAT!!!"
"Well, you can go collect nine hundred dollars from someone that owes money," Sauron suggested.
"Sure," Kitt said. "ANYTHING!"
"All right," Sauron answered, hanging her a card. "He lives here."
Soon, the group was off to 745 West Dead Street to the residence of the King of the Dead.
"The way is shut!" Legolas read the inscription at the top. "It was made by those who are dead, and the dead keep it. The way is shut!"
"Then let's not go in," Bryan suggested.
"Aw! Come on! You wimp!" Ben yelled, dragging him in through the Paths of the Dead.
The group slowly walked through the darkened paths to where the dead were. Their mists swirrled beneath their feet, but the fearless "family" moved on.
Bryan screamed like a girl. "Something touched me!!!"
"Oh get over yourself!" Tracy smacked him.
They finally came to the old hall, when the king himself approached.
"Who dares enter my domain?!" he hissed.
"One who would hold you to your debt!" Kitt yelled.
"The dead do not allow the living to pass!" the king answered.
Kitt glared at him. "Pay me back! And I will release you from your curse! What say you?"
"That sounds vaguely familiar," Aragorn said to Legolas.
"I....yield!" the king replied. "Under ONE condition! There's someone that owes ME nine hundred dollars. Help me find him, and I'll pay you back."
"Then join us!" Kitt said. "What say you?"
The King of the Dead and the others then teamed up to find the person who owed the king nine hundred dollars.
"We're in Gondor!" Stephanie said.
"Don't remind me," Faramir grumbled.
The group came into the halls to see Lord Denethor. He and Boromir looked at each other.
"Father?" Boromir asked.
"Boromir?" Denethor asked.
"You're alive?" they both said.
"You owe me nine hundred dollars, Denethor!" the King of the Dead broke in.
He glared at him. "Well, I would pay you back. But someone else owes me nine hundred dollars."
"Again?!" Ben groaned.
So Lord Denethor joined forces with the others to track the man down.
"Why are we at Barad-dûr?" Lisa asked.
"This is where he lives," Denethor answered.
They came up to the door and knocked.
"Ah well! Nobody's home! Let's go!" Bryan said, turning around.
"Get back here!" Lisa yelled.
The door opened revealing...Sauron again?
"I knew this would happen eventually," Sauron grumbled.
Denethor glared at the Dark Lord. "You own me nine hundred dollars! Pay up!"
"I can't until YOU pay me back!" Sauron pointed at Kitt.
That's when everybody started arguing at once. No one could hear each other, but they still screamed as loud as they could. That's when Kitt had an idea.
"QUIET!!!" she shrieked.
Everyone went silent and then Kitt yelled at Sauron. "You! Write out a check for nine hundred dollars NOW!!!"
Sauron quickly scribbled out the check.
"Now you give it to Denethor!" she commanded.
He handed the check to Denethor and Kitt said, "Now YOU give the check to the King of the Dead!"
The king took the check and Kitt continued, "Now you give it to me."
He handed the check to Kitt who put it in Sauron's hand. "There ya go! Now let's go home!"
The others started to leave, except for Peter.
"Peter?" Tracy asked. "Are you okay?"
"B-But...all we did was pass a piece of paper around!" Peter stammered. "W-What just happened? How could we all pay each other?! I don't get it!!!!!"
Tracy put a hand on his shoulder. "Let's just go home. In the morning, it'll all be a ridiculous memory that we can laugh about later in our life."
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It was at this time, when all hope of figuring out the crossword puzzle had faded, that Bryan brought his computer from his home to the house. Complete with Internet access! Woot! Bryan immediatly got onto Google and looked up a five letter word for an idiot that doesn't know what a five letter word for idiot is. His results showed the word "idiot."
"Hmmm........will that fit?" Bryan asked.
He filled in the blanks and rejoiced. But soon, he forgot about the Interwebnet as he proceeded to finish his task.
The next day, Frodo discovered the new technology.
"Hmmm....what's this?" he asked.
"That's the Internet, Frodo," Ashley said. "Middle-Earth Online! So easy to use, no wonder it's number one!"
Frodo shrugged and began to fill out an e-mail address for himself: Ringbearer711@mol.com
But later that day, Faramir discovered the Internet as well. And on the Internet, he discovered Internet games! And on the Internet games, he discovered a Lord of the Rings based game for computers all over the world!
"Boromir, look at this!" Faramir called. "It's some sort of battle on this screen."
Faramir could choose from a list of "skilled warriors." Of course, he chose himself!
"Where am I?" Boromir asked.
"They wanted SKILLED warriors, brother," Faramir grinned.
Boromir cuffed his brother on the back of the head and stormed off, leaving Faramir with his game.
In less than three minutes, Faramir had been slaughtered.
"What?!" Faramir yelled. "That wasn't fair! New game! And this time, you will feel my wrath Justinluver23875!"
Tracy came up behind him. "That sounds like Brittney.....is she using Merry in a helmet?"
"Yes," Faramir replied.
Tracy ran into Brittney's room where she sat with a laptop on the bed.
"YOU'VE BEEN HOLDING OUT ON ME!!!" Tracy screamed. "I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO CHECK MY MAIL IN MONTHS!!!"
"Who's gonna e-mail you?" Brittney asked. "Everyone's here!"
"That's. Beside. The. Point!" Tracy replied, angrily.
But even later that evening, Kitt discovered Ebay! Soon, she had over three hundred Orlando Bloom things bought and shipped over to the house. (That's service!)
"Hey! Adorable poster, Kitt!" Tracy grinned.
"You can have it," Kitt said. "I have two others just like it."
"How are you going to pay for this?" Lisa asked, wading through the Orlando Bloom shirts, mugs, mouse pads, posters, pictures, action figures...need I go on?
Kitt looked confused. "What is this pay you speak so fondly of?"
Tracy and Lisa looked at her. "YOU HAVEN'T PAID FOR ANY OF THESE THINGS?!!!"
"What's gonna happen?" Kitt shrugged.
"They'll send the bill collectors!" Lisa yelled.
"When?" Kitt asked.
Just then, the doorbell rang. Kitt went over to answer it and saw... Sauron?
"Is there a Kathryn in there?" he asked.
"No..." Kitt replied. "No Kathryn. In fact, I don't know any Kathryns."
Tippy came running forward. "Kitt! You asked me to personalize this shirt for you! Would you like it to say Orlando loves Kathryn or Orlando loves Kitt?"
Sauron glared at Kitt.
"Thanks TIPPY!" Kitt snapped.
"What?" Tippy asked. "What'd I do?!"
"You owe Ebay nine hundred dollars," Sauron said.
"WHAT?!" Kitt screamed. "WHERE AM I GONNA GET NINE HUNDRED DOLLARS?! I CAN'T AFFORD THAT!!!"
"Well, you can go collect nine hundred dollars from someone that owes money," Sauron suggested.
"Sure," Kitt said. "ANYTHING!"
"All right," Sauron answered, hanging her a card. "He lives here."
Soon, the group was off to 745 West Dead Street to the residence of the King of the Dead.
"The way is shut!" Legolas read the inscription at the top. "It was made by those who are dead, and the dead keep it. The way is shut!"
"Then let's not go in," Bryan suggested.
"Aw! Come on! You wimp!" Ben yelled, dragging him in through the Paths of the Dead.
The group slowly walked through the darkened paths to where the dead were. Their mists swirrled beneath their feet, but the fearless "family" moved on.
Bryan screamed like a girl. "Something touched me!!!"
"Oh get over yourself!" Tracy smacked him.
They finally came to the old hall, when the king himself approached.
"Who dares enter my domain?!" he hissed.
"One who would hold you to your debt!" Kitt yelled.
"The dead do not allow the living to pass!" the king answered.
Kitt glared at him. "Pay me back! And I will release you from your curse! What say you?"
"That sounds vaguely familiar," Aragorn said to Legolas.
"I....yield!" the king replied. "Under ONE condition! There's someone that owes ME nine hundred dollars. Help me find him, and I'll pay you back."
"Then join us!" Kitt said. "What say you?"
The King of the Dead and the others then teamed up to find the person who owed the king nine hundred dollars.
"We're in Gondor!" Stephanie said.
"Don't remind me," Faramir grumbled.
The group came into the halls to see Lord Denethor. He and Boromir looked at each other.
"Father?" Boromir asked.
"Boromir?" Denethor asked.
"You're alive?" they both said.
"You owe me nine hundred dollars, Denethor!" the King of the Dead broke in.
He glared at him. "Well, I would pay you back. But someone else owes me nine hundred dollars."
"Again?!" Ben groaned.
So Lord Denethor joined forces with the others to track the man down.
"Why are we at Barad-dûr?" Lisa asked.
"This is where he lives," Denethor answered.
They came up to the door and knocked.
"Ah well! Nobody's home! Let's go!" Bryan said, turning around.
"Get back here!" Lisa yelled.
The door opened revealing...Sauron again?
"I knew this would happen eventually," Sauron grumbled.
Denethor glared at the Dark Lord. "You own me nine hundred dollars! Pay up!"
"I can't until YOU pay me back!" Sauron pointed at Kitt.
That's when everybody started arguing at once. No one could hear each other, but they still screamed as loud as they could. That's when Kitt had an idea.
"QUIET!!!" she shrieked.
Everyone went silent and then Kitt yelled at Sauron. "You! Write out a check for nine hundred dollars NOW!!!"
Sauron quickly scribbled out the check.
"Now you give it to Denethor!" she commanded.
He handed the check to Denethor and Kitt said, "Now YOU give the check to the King of the Dead!"
The king took the check and Kitt continued, "Now you give it to me."
He handed the check to Kitt who put it in Sauron's hand. "There ya go! Now let's go home!"
The others started to leave, except for Peter.
"Peter?" Tracy asked. "Are you okay?"
"B-But...all we did was pass a piece of paper around!" Peter stammered. "W-What just happened? How could we all pay each other?! I don't get it!!!!!"
Tracy put a hand on his shoulder. "Let's just go home. In the morning, it'll all be a ridiculous memory that we can laugh about later in our life."
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