Chapter 1: Ass-a-kura
I do not own shaman Karacters this is a parody
Yoh:Man do I win this stupid match
Zidane: Not if your'e al ready dead
Yoh: I am!
Hao: you merge to with me
Me: Yah stop scaring him Zidane
Me: You all suck compared to me
Zidane is walking down the slums of Cleyra. Suddenly he hears many whispers and turns around only to see his
arce-enemy Yoh Askura.
"Well what brings you to Cleyra Mr.Ass-a-kura!" Said Zidane.
"Kiss my Ass-a-kura" said Yoh infuriated.
"Let's stop making fun of my name and settle this with a 5-man-tag match."said Yoh.
Zidane puts two fingers in his mouth and whistled four times and as if by magic Blank jumps out(He has a fur
belt around his gauged out eyes) along with Beatrix who has Garnet and Vivi by the hand. Now Yoh gets out his
clan. Spirit Flames around him form a Ren,Ryu,Horo Horo and Hao clone.
"I am going to bend you so you can kiss Yoh Ass-a-kura" said Zidane.
"Damn you fool." said Yoh.
Each starts out with their leader. Yoh vs Zidane.
Amidamaru! Spirit Form. Excorcise. Spirit Sword.
"What the--" Zidane was interupted by Yoh's "Celestial Slash"
Zidane plummets into the air but grows the Alexandria wings and becomes Alexander the Angelite.
He floats in the air a little and then does Energy Spore. Rays of light come down on Yoh and breaks
his Spirit control.
"Someone sucks today" said Zidane.
Yoh breathing hard jumps and touches Hao's hand
"Take care of it Hao" Said Yoh.
"The same fucking person just got in the damn arena prepare to die mutha fucka" Said Zidane.
Without any time wasted Hao was stabbed straight through the stomach and back.
Laughing Zidane said " You got yo' ass fucked up biaatch."
Yoh screams,both are dead but then both spirits merge into Yao who has the DV-34 Wings.
"Zidane look out" said Garnet
"What the fuck oh no" said Zidane.
"Big Bad Sword"
Garnet secretly cast Shell and Protect on Zidane but it was to late. His Angelite wings were cut off
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh damn you" Zidane put his dark sword into a dark portal and separated into little pieces.
I do not own shaman Karacters this is a parody
Yoh:Man do I win this stupid match
Zidane: Not if your'e al ready dead
Yoh: I am!
Hao: you merge to with me
Me: Yah stop scaring him Zidane
Me: You all suck compared to me
Zidane is walking down the slums of Cleyra. Suddenly he hears many whispers and turns around only to see his
arce-enemy Yoh Askura.
"Well what brings you to Cleyra Mr.Ass-a-kura!" Said Zidane.
"Kiss my Ass-a-kura" said Yoh infuriated.
"Let's stop making fun of my name and settle this with a 5-man-tag match."said Yoh.
Zidane puts two fingers in his mouth and whistled four times and as if by magic Blank jumps out(He has a fur
belt around his gauged out eyes) along with Beatrix who has Garnet and Vivi by the hand. Now Yoh gets out his
clan. Spirit Flames around him form a Ren,Ryu,Horo Horo and Hao clone.
"I am going to bend you so you can kiss Yoh Ass-a-kura" said Zidane.
"Damn you fool." said Yoh.
Each starts out with their leader. Yoh vs Zidane.
Amidamaru! Spirit Form. Excorcise. Spirit Sword.
"What the--" Zidane was interupted by Yoh's "Celestial Slash"
Zidane plummets into the air but grows the Alexandria wings and becomes Alexander the Angelite.
He floats in the air a little and then does Energy Spore. Rays of light come down on Yoh and breaks
his Spirit control.
"Someone sucks today" said Zidane.
Yoh breathing hard jumps and touches Hao's hand
"Take care of it Hao" Said Yoh.
"The same fucking person just got in the damn arena prepare to die mutha fucka" Said Zidane.
Without any time wasted Hao was stabbed straight through the stomach and back.
Laughing Zidane said " You got yo' ass fucked up biaatch."
Yoh screams,both are dead but then both spirits merge into Yao who has the DV-34 Wings.
"Zidane look out" said Garnet
"What the fuck oh no" said Zidane.
"Big Bad Sword"
Garnet secretly cast Shell and Protect on Zidane but it was to late. His Angelite wings were cut off
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh damn you" Zidane put his dark sword into a dark portal and separated into little pieces.
