"I can't believe you cheated!" screamed Lily. "But, I did it for you. I didn't want you to be embarrassed by my bad grades" James said reasonably. "You know, this is getting old. I'm always your excuse when you do something wrong" "Why do you always get mad when I do something like cheating off a hard Potions test. "I'm a just a boy and you're just a girl. Can I make it any more obvious?" "And you're just a fag, haven't you heard. And you have a friend who has a pet sock." Lily faked sang. "You're off tune Lily. I'm going to have to ask you to stop" he said raising his hand. "You know, I never can keep a straight face around you" "Wait, wait, wait back up a minute" James said seriously "Is your face gay or something?" Lily playfully smacked his sorry ass. "Why don't you ever do that to me?" said Sirius who unfortunately walked by. "I don't want to touch your butt. I have no idea where it's been" she said "Well, I could tell you whe..." Lily cut him off "No, no I don't want to know" "Well, I guess she knows where mine has been" James said. "I can also tell you where his has been too." "Again, don't want to know" stated Lily. "Ok, its class time. We're probably late again." Sirius said. "I think I'll skip this one with a fake stomach ache" said James. "Mmm, me too." Lily stated. "WHAT?! I think we have a bad influence on you" said James in a concerned voice. With that they left.