(A/N: Well I only own Nodoka, Mira, and the little baby! The rest of them,
it would be fun to own, but it would get a little hectic. So here's another
chapter of ASoI.)
Chapter 2
Jerry! Jerry!
The phone call that Nodoka had received was from the Jerry Springer Show. She and Terran had talked about it, they were both invited, and yet, they were both completely oblivious to why they were there. The hopped on a plane and when they got to the stage, they talked it out with the host and found out why they were there. Someone had mysteriously called in and said what was all going on there.
As Nodoka and Terran were relaxing in the green room, Seto, Mai, and Mokuba walked in. The two that were there jumped to their feet. "What are you guys doing here?" shouted Nodoka.
"Got a call last night for all of us," said Seto.
"Creepy," said Mai. They all sat down.
A little while after that, Yugi, Téa, Bakura, Serenity, and Tristan walked in. The five that were already in there waved. The newcomers waved back. They waited a little longer and Joey and Mira showed up.
"I suppose we're all here," said Yugi.
Nodoka crossed her arms. "So Mira," she said. "Congratulations."
Mira halfway bowed. "Thank you Nodoka."
"When are you due?" asked Nodoka. Everyone looked to Mira. "Yes! She's pregnant you numbskulls!" Nodoka sighed, then looked to her friend and smiled.
"Next year, in April, I'm only on my first month," Mira said.
Smiling, Nodoka stood up. She walked over to Mira and hugged her. "It's great to hear that." Nodoka then looked to Joey. "You better not desert her, I'll find you and beat you!" Nodoka then smiled.
"Ain't no way!" Joey said.
A few hours later, Jerry walked to the group. "Try and make it good, okay?" he said.
Everyone looked to each other. "No problem," they all said, then laughed.
When the show started, Nodoka was the first to be called out. She walked out onto stage and sat down. "Hiya Jerry," she said. She crossed her legs and sat up straight.
"Ms. Nodoka," said Jerry. "Welcome to the show. Can you tell us anything about your relationship with Mr. Kaiba?"
Nodoka laughed. "What relationship? I hate the bastard."
"Can you explain to us why that is?" asked the host.
Nodoka nodded and leaned forward. "Well, it started a few years ago. I just moved to Domino and I was a reporter. . . Blah blah blah. . . anyway, just about anytime I was around him, I got shot! I could have sworn I almost got shot in the ass!"
"Was it that dangerous around him?"
"Not really. . . anyway, so I went for a job back here in the States. And when I went back home, I thought there might have been an availability of a relationship between Kaiba and I, then I noticed he was with Mai." Nodoka sighed. "Cheese and rice. . . I swear. . . Then there was some other crap that happened, I ended up taking care of his little brother Mokuba for a while. And then, Mai shot me! Can you believe it?!" Nodoka ran her fingers through her hair.
"Well, we have a surprise, Mr. Kaiba is here today," Jerry said. "Come on out Mr. Kaiba!"
Seto walked out in his dark blue trench coat. He quietly walked over and sat down. Without looking at Nodoka, he said, "Bitch."
Without looking at Seto, she said, "Bastard."
"Mr. Kaiba, can you put some perspective on this?" Jerry asked.
Seto shrugged. "I loved her once, then she left, and I got together with Mai. End of story!" he growled.
Nodoka turned to him. "Yeah, you're engaged to her, yet you're still coming on to me!"
Seto turned away. "Yeah, whatever," he said.
Jerry turned to the crowd. "Well, let's say we bring out Mai Valentine?" The crowd cheered and Mai walked out. She waved slightly and walked over to Seto. Seto stood up and they kissed.
Nodoka sighed and looked away. "Sheesh, get a room!"
When the two sat down, Nodoka moved her chair away from the two. "Ms. Valentine," said Jerry. "How did you and Mr. Kaiba get together?"
"Well," said Mai, crossing her legs. "I was looking for some new Duel Monsters cards that could boost up my Harpie Ladies, and we kind of ran into each other." She leaned towards Seto and kissed him on the cheek. "And I do admit he was cold in the beginning, but he really opened up to me." She then leaned forward and looked to Nodoka and glared.
Nodoka saw Mai; she turned her body the other way and stuck up her middle finger on her right hand.
"No thank you," said Mai.
"It wasn't an offer," said Nodoka.
"Well with you it's hard to tell," Mai sighed.
Nodoka got to her feet. "You wanna make something of it? I swear I'll stick my foot so far up your ass, I'll make your hair turn to its real color!" She clenched her fists.
Mai stood up and faced Nodoka. "Bring it," she growled.
The two went at each other but Seto stepped into Nodoka's way and she jumped back. "I ain't touchin' him just to beat you down Mai. Don't know what kind of diseases he's got now." Nodoka just went back to her seat and sat down. Mai and Seto did the same.
"Well," said Jerry. "Nodoka, I hear your best friend is Mira. And she's pregnant now?"
"Yea," growled Nodoka. She crossed her legs. "What of it?"
"You two were separated for a while because your relationship fell apart because of a man, right?"
"Hey, it's her fault for getting knocked up," said Nodoka. "Not mine."
"Can we bring out the soon to be Mira Wheeler?" said Jerry.
Mira walked out and took a seat next to Nodoka, who scooted her chair back a bit. "Hiya Jerry!" said Mira in a cheerful tone.
Nodoka shouted, "Why don't you just bring out the whole city of Domino! The show's only an hour long!" She crossed her arms.
Jerry shrugged. "Well," he said into the microphone. "Can we bring out Mr. Wheeler, Mr. Taylor, Ms. Wheeler, Mr. Mutou, Ms. Gardner, Mr. Bakura, Mr. Mason, and Mr. Kaiba?"
Nodoka jumped to her feet. "HOLY CRAP! I WAS JUST FRICKING KIDDING JERRY!"
Joey walked out and went straight to Mira where he took a seat. Tristan and Serenity went to Nodoka's side of the stage and took a seat. Yugi and Téa sat next to each other on the other side of Tristan. Bakura walked in and sat next to Téa.
When Terran entered, he walked over to a chair, lifted it and set it on Nodoka's left side, he then sat down and crossed his arms.
Then suddenly the teenager Mokuba ran out and tackled Nodoka to the floor. When she sat up, she rubbed her head and then hugged the young Kaiba. The two stood up and Mokuba sat in a chair that was placed on Nodoka's right side.
Seto turned to Mokuba. "Sit up closer next to me," he said.
"Hell no!" responded Mokuba.
The elder Kaiba's eyes widened and he said, "What? Why?"
"Because I. . . I. . ." Mokuba looked down at the floor. "Because I love Nodoka."
"Eh?" Nodoka and Seto said at the same time. The crowd was silent.
Mokuba turned to look at Nodoka. "I'm sorry," he said. "But Nodoka I used to want you to be with Seto! But that was so long ago!" Nodoka's eyes were wide and she was startled. Then Mokuba winked and she understood. He then hugged her. "Please give me a chance Nodoka."
"Um Mokuba. . . it's not that I don't like you. . . it's just that. . ." before she could finish her sentence Terran interrupted.
"Nodoka can't," he said softly.
Mokuba got up. "Why not?" he growled to Terran.
"Because, she's marrying. . ."
Just as Terran was going to finish, Bakura stood up. "Me," he said.
Everyone looked awkwardly to Bakura. Nodoka froze and fell over. Seto stood up. "You can't marry Nodoka!" he shouted.
Nodoka looked up. "I don't see why not," she said, standing. "I mean," she paused for a second. "Joey's with Mira, Tristan's got Serenity, Yugi and Téa are together. . . I think, Seto, you've got Mai. . ." she was about to say more when Mokuba nodded.
"I'll live," said Mokuba, he then shrugged. He then looked to Terran. "And he's probably gay."
Terran growled and got up. "I am not!"
"Denial," Mokuba said.
Terran sat back down. "Just you wait, you little shaggy rat, I know where you live," he growled.
Seto turned to Terran. "You lay one hand on my brother I swear I'll kill you."
Standing up the unofficially hired bodyguard said, "You can go ahead and try, nancy-boy."
"Kaiba, Terran!" growled Nodoka. "Settle the heck down!" She then put her hands in her pockets.
Bakura walked over to Nodoka. "I know," he said. "That you've been hurt." He looked to Seto. "Mentally and physically by that insolent fool, but let me try and heal things." He winked, and smiled.
"It's like a soap opera," Jerry said. "Nodoka's the whore one who's been around the block many times."
After hearing this, Nodoka dropped down and took off her shoe. She then stood back up. "Eat my shoe!" She went to throw it at Jerry but those near her held her back.
After the show had ended, the group walked out of the studio laughing so much. "That was great!" Bakura said.
"Yeah," shouted Mokuba. "It was so funny when everyone started claiming that Mira's baby was theirs."
Nodoka looked to Tristan. "Yours was the most convincing!"
After Nodoka had threatened Jerry with the shoe, Joey had said something about Mira's baby, and then that's when all of the other guys, including Mokuba began to claim that they were with Mira. Mira then beat them all with a chair.
Seto said, "Mason, you know of a good place around here to get something to drink?"
"Like a beer?" Terran asked.
"We deserve it!" Tristan shouted.
And so from there they went around Chicago, Illinois looking for a bar.
(A/N: Very awkward chapter? Just wait until they get to the bar next chapter. Well, I must go play FFX-2 now, oh happy days! Yeah!)
chapter of ASoI.)
Chapter 2
Jerry! Jerry!
The phone call that Nodoka had received was from the Jerry Springer Show. She and Terran had talked about it, they were both invited, and yet, they were both completely oblivious to why they were there. The hopped on a plane and when they got to the stage, they talked it out with the host and found out why they were there. Someone had mysteriously called in and said what was all going on there.
As Nodoka and Terran were relaxing in the green room, Seto, Mai, and Mokuba walked in. The two that were there jumped to their feet. "What are you guys doing here?" shouted Nodoka.
"Got a call last night for all of us," said Seto.
"Creepy," said Mai. They all sat down.
A little while after that, Yugi, Téa, Bakura, Serenity, and Tristan walked in. The five that were already in there waved. The newcomers waved back. They waited a little longer and Joey and Mira showed up.
"I suppose we're all here," said Yugi.
Nodoka crossed her arms. "So Mira," she said. "Congratulations."
Mira halfway bowed. "Thank you Nodoka."
"When are you due?" asked Nodoka. Everyone looked to Mira. "Yes! She's pregnant you numbskulls!" Nodoka sighed, then looked to her friend and smiled.
"Next year, in April, I'm only on my first month," Mira said.
Smiling, Nodoka stood up. She walked over to Mira and hugged her. "It's great to hear that." Nodoka then looked to Joey. "You better not desert her, I'll find you and beat you!" Nodoka then smiled.
"Ain't no way!" Joey said.
A few hours later, Jerry walked to the group. "Try and make it good, okay?" he said.
Everyone looked to each other. "No problem," they all said, then laughed.
When the show started, Nodoka was the first to be called out. She walked out onto stage and sat down. "Hiya Jerry," she said. She crossed her legs and sat up straight.
"Ms. Nodoka," said Jerry. "Welcome to the show. Can you tell us anything about your relationship with Mr. Kaiba?"
Nodoka laughed. "What relationship? I hate the bastard."
"Can you explain to us why that is?" asked the host.
Nodoka nodded and leaned forward. "Well, it started a few years ago. I just moved to Domino and I was a reporter. . . Blah blah blah. . . anyway, just about anytime I was around him, I got shot! I could have sworn I almost got shot in the ass!"
"Was it that dangerous around him?"
"Not really. . . anyway, so I went for a job back here in the States. And when I went back home, I thought there might have been an availability of a relationship between Kaiba and I, then I noticed he was with Mai." Nodoka sighed. "Cheese and rice. . . I swear. . . Then there was some other crap that happened, I ended up taking care of his little brother Mokuba for a while. And then, Mai shot me! Can you believe it?!" Nodoka ran her fingers through her hair.
"Well, we have a surprise, Mr. Kaiba is here today," Jerry said. "Come on out Mr. Kaiba!"
Seto walked out in his dark blue trench coat. He quietly walked over and sat down. Without looking at Nodoka, he said, "Bitch."
Without looking at Seto, she said, "Bastard."
"Mr. Kaiba, can you put some perspective on this?" Jerry asked.
Seto shrugged. "I loved her once, then she left, and I got together with Mai. End of story!" he growled.
Nodoka turned to him. "Yeah, you're engaged to her, yet you're still coming on to me!"
Seto turned away. "Yeah, whatever," he said.
Jerry turned to the crowd. "Well, let's say we bring out Mai Valentine?" The crowd cheered and Mai walked out. She waved slightly and walked over to Seto. Seto stood up and they kissed.
Nodoka sighed and looked away. "Sheesh, get a room!"
When the two sat down, Nodoka moved her chair away from the two. "Ms. Valentine," said Jerry. "How did you and Mr. Kaiba get together?"
"Well," said Mai, crossing her legs. "I was looking for some new Duel Monsters cards that could boost up my Harpie Ladies, and we kind of ran into each other." She leaned towards Seto and kissed him on the cheek. "And I do admit he was cold in the beginning, but he really opened up to me." She then leaned forward and looked to Nodoka and glared.
Nodoka saw Mai; she turned her body the other way and stuck up her middle finger on her right hand.
"No thank you," said Mai.
"It wasn't an offer," said Nodoka.
"Well with you it's hard to tell," Mai sighed.
Nodoka got to her feet. "You wanna make something of it? I swear I'll stick my foot so far up your ass, I'll make your hair turn to its real color!" She clenched her fists.
Mai stood up and faced Nodoka. "Bring it," she growled.
The two went at each other but Seto stepped into Nodoka's way and she jumped back. "I ain't touchin' him just to beat you down Mai. Don't know what kind of diseases he's got now." Nodoka just went back to her seat and sat down. Mai and Seto did the same.
"Well," said Jerry. "Nodoka, I hear your best friend is Mira. And she's pregnant now?"
"Yea," growled Nodoka. She crossed her legs. "What of it?"
"You two were separated for a while because your relationship fell apart because of a man, right?"
"Hey, it's her fault for getting knocked up," said Nodoka. "Not mine."
"Can we bring out the soon to be Mira Wheeler?" said Jerry.
Mira walked out and took a seat next to Nodoka, who scooted her chair back a bit. "Hiya Jerry!" said Mira in a cheerful tone.
Nodoka shouted, "Why don't you just bring out the whole city of Domino! The show's only an hour long!" She crossed her arms.
Jerry shrugged. "Well," he said into the microphone. "Can we bring out Mr. Wheeler, Mr. Taylor, Ms. Wheeler, Mr. Mutou, Ms. Gardner, Mr. Bakura, Mr. Mason, and Mr. Kaiba?"
Nodoka jumped to her feet. "HOLY CRAP! I WAS JUST FRICKING KIDDING JERRY!"
Joey walked out and went straight to Mira where he took a seat. Tristan and Serenity went to Nodoka's side of the stage and took a seat. Yugi and Téa sat next to each other on the other side of Tristan. Bakura walked in and sat next to Téa.
When Terran entered, he walked over to a chair, lifted it and set it on Nodoka's left side, he then sat down and crossed his arms.
Then suddenly the teenager Mokuba ran out and tackled Nodoka to the floor. When she sat up, she rubbed her head and then hugged the young Kaiba. The two stood up and Mokuba sat in a chair that was placed on Nodoka's right side.
Seto turned to Mokuba. "Sit up closer next to me," he said.
"Hell no!" responded Mokuba.
The elder Kaiba's eyes widened and he said, "What? Why?"
"Because I. . . I. . ." Mokuba looked down at the floor. "Because I love Nodoka."
"Eh?" Nodoka and Seto said at the same time. The crowd was silent.
Mokuba turned to look at Nodoka. "I'm sorry," he said. "But Nodoka I used to want you to be with Seto! But that was so long ago!" Nodoka's eyes were wide and she was startled. Then Mokuba winked and she understood. He then hugged her. "Please give me a chance Nodoka."
"Um Mokuba. . . it's not that I don't like you. . . it's just that. . ." before she could finish her sentence Terran interrupted.
"Nodoka can't," he said softly.
Mokuba got up. "Why not?" he growled to Terran.
"Because, she's marrying. . ."
Just as Terran was going to finish, Bakura stood up. "Me," he said.
Everyone looked awkwardly to Bakura. Nodoka froze and fell over. Seto stood up. "You can't marry Nodoka!" he shouted.
Nodoka looked up. "I don't see why not," she said, standing. "I mean," she paused for a second. "Joey's with Mira, Tristan's got Serenity, Yugi and Téa are together. . . I think, Seto, you've got Mai. . ." she was about to say more when Mokuba nodded.
"I'll live," said Mokuba, he then shrugged. He then looked to Terran. "And he's probably gay."
Terran growled and got up. "I am not!"
"Denial," Mokuba said.
Terran sat back down. "Just you wait, you little shaggy rat, I know where you live," he growled.
Seto turned to Terran. "You lay one hand on my brother I swear I'll kill you."
Standing up the unofficially hired bodyguard said, "You can go ahead and try, nancy-boy."
"Kaiba, Terran!" growled Nodoka. "Settle the heck down!" She then put her hands in her pockets.
Bakura walked over to Nodoka. "I know," he said. "That you've been hurt." He looked to Seto. "Mentally and physically by that insolent fool, but let me try and heal things." He winked, and smiled.
"It's like a soap opera," Jerry said. "Nodoka's the whore one who's been around the block many times."
After hearing this, Nodoka dropped down and took off her shoe. She then stood back up. "Eat my shoe!" She went to throw it at Jerry but those near her held her back.
After the show had ended, the group walked out of the studio laughing so much. "That was great!" Bakura said.
"Yeah," shouted Mokuba. "It was so funny when everyone started claiming that Mira's baby was theirs."
Nodoka looked to Tristan. "Yours was the most convincing!"
After Nodoka had threatened Jerry with the shoe, Joey had said something about Mira's baby, and then that's when all of the other guys, including Mokuba began to claim that they were with Mira. Mira then beat them all with a chair.
Seto said, "Mason, you know of a good place around here to get something to drink?"
"Like a beer?" Terran asked.
"We deserve it!" Tristan shouted.
And so from there they went around Chicago, Illinois looking for a bar.
(A/N: Very awkward chapter? Just wait until they get to the bar next chapter. Well, I must go play FFX-2 now, oh happy days! Yeah!)