A/N: Sorry, forgot this last time: *ahem* I do not own the teen titans, though I wish I could control a bound of sonic cannon blasting, rhino charging, bird-a-rang-throwing, starbolt barraging and azarath-mentrion-zinthos chanting group of superheroes. *sigh* If only, if only... 14 Reviews for my one measly chapter! Hip Hip Hooray! Big thanks to all who reviewed! Lots of bad puns in this chapter, I must have been eating chocolate pudding again...find them for extra kudos!
Eventidespirit: Big thanks to you! You were my very first reviewer! Imagine that. Wow, I'm flattered that you said this was original since I hardly have any imagination. This wasn't intended to be humorous but I guess it kinda is now, so glad you like and keep the comments coming! By the way, your story is awesome as well so please humor me in updating.
luv*a*lot: you and 'pink_chicken_babe' may have tied for the longest review in fanfiction history...for me at least and while I'm thrilled about this, I must warn you this is my only time I've written so that's not saying much I'm afraid. But I am glad you like my title and by the way, when is Cyra going to be updated? Its been a month, for all that's holy just update already! LOL...but in the meantime, read this and review for me please! ^_^
Kelly: Good, at least someone thinks this is getting somewhere, I wrote and rewrote this SO many times before I was completely satisfied. Its always harder to write the second chapter when you know you have eager fans awaiting the next installment. LOL, I'll try to not let my ego interfere with my writing ^_^;
thessalyD: Hiya! I'm so excited, writing fanfiction is SO much fun! Its great that you love my baby...oh did I just say that? I mean…um…story. Review once again after reading this please! And suggestions would be most appreciated!
Dangerproneredhead: Hey, like your penname…its kinda cool, come to think of it, I'm danger prone too. I must have stubbed my toe a bazillion times while wearing my new shoes, there's really pretty light pink…whoa, getting off topic here. As you can see, I'm a girl and a shoe fanatic. I also hit my head my eating chocolate pudding and trying to plug in my hair dryer, multitasking is bad. Anyways, glad you like!
Woodelf193: OMG! You have no idea how happy I was when I read your review! I love it when my readers are surprised especially since I was having a bad day when I got it...so a million kudos to you for making me laugh and cheering me up! I'm sorry about the DR. Pepper, though I got this really good smelling chap stick stuff that smells just like it. Drools…Ok, off topic again. Review for me and update your stories, Now! (well, maybe when your done reading this)
Starflower Sakura: This is great, I actually have reviewers! Yay! *does happy dance* Ok, I'm glad you like this as I've said to all the others before you but reading you're review made me SUPER happy, so there. I didn't want to keep you waiting, cause I hate it when authors don't update for long periods of time, including several of the afore mentioned peoples, so I'm trying my hardest to please the masses!
Dark: Wow, I read your review and was like cracking up and the librarian gave me this leave-or-die-death-glare. But agh, who cares about them anyways…unless you are related to an librarian, I swear every single time I say something bad about someone there either standing behind me or super good friends with the person I'm talking to! Gah, off topic again. *snickers* much?
'pink_chicken_babe': you and luv*a*lot will have to be nominated for the year's longest reviews! So kudos to y'all. I'm glad you like my writing style and extremely happy that you liked Raven's dress, I agree, it isn't really her but it is such a pretty dress, wow I want it. Its funny how you could tell about Raven's dress but I guess that's only natural, I mean Raven + dress could only equal disaster. Don't worry tho, there'll be lots more pretty dresses!
Dusty Pens: Double the amount of kudos to you because you actually gave me suggestions on my characters! I like your ideas so I shall have to incorporate them some time. Currently, I have added one extra character as you will soon find out whom and tell me if it meets your expectations. Crap! Romantic pairings…duh, truthfully, I wasn't even thinking about that when I wrote this, kinda stupid huh? Well, I shall have to decide soon, how's this…I'll poll the audience and find out so be sure to tell me!
Sorceress Vanessa: Yes, I did review for your story and I appreciate you reviewing back. Thanks, will you be updating it soon? I hope so because its really extra suspenseful not to mention good so I must warn you, when I'm in suspense and waiting, I'm prone to heart attacks so if you don't update you will be responsible for this story being discontinued due to my weak heart…La, what am I saying? Ok, well review plz!
hydroflame: Whoa, really cool penname, I like. Its very elemental sounding which so totally awesome, anyways, thank you SO much for reviewing this! I HEART YOU LOTS! And by the way, do tell me if you ever get inspiration for characters since I usually try to listen to my readers! I did manage to add one to this so far and it much a very nice plot twist/ conflict between some of the titans.
lulugirl715: You are my 13th reviewer! Yay for you! I'm glad you like this and will try to keep it going. Do you have any stories? I generally like to read my readers stories so I'll check out your profile after posting this! Though if I review, I'll have to pester you about updating. LOL it's a force of habit. ^_^;
pink2lips: You're review was very fun and creative so thank you...um ok why do I have the feeling you fell out of your chair cause you figured out Raven was gonna wear a swimsuit? Hm...Two piece (bikini) or one piece. There's a talent competition too, wonder what their talents will be...LOL, read this and then review plz!
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"Dude!" Beast Boy did a double-take as he gave the mechanical arm of his robotic friend, who had diligently reported to duty for babe watch, a tug. It was definitely time to unleash the 'beast' from the 'boy' and let loose his newest creation, the ultra-supremely-advanced-megawatt-grin, known only to Gar Logan of the titans. Yep, that would do the trick just fine, he took a deep breath. "Hello, foxy ladies!" Cyborg gave the green changeling a glare, "You gotta play it cool man! Play it cool!"
The robot's electrically wired system was not a big fan of the beasted wonder's self-proclaimed genius at chick-wooing which often resulted in shorted circuitry. Nor was his ego and self-love able to swallow the bitter pill, not to mention, the endearing nametag of 'national idiot's friend.'
"You may put the 'hot' in hottie but I put the 'charm' into your average prince."
The meta-human groaned, that last corn-flaked remark had probably done a number to his hard drive, a hard drive which he so painstakingly spent hours to load the latest gaming technology software so he could stay the crowned king and all time champ of death track 3000, even at the biggest event of the year. Unfortunately for the poor Cyborg, his teammate's clichéd comments would deny him sanity for the better half of the night a yet another atrocity sprang from his mouth, "Never fear, for your shining knight and gallant steed are here!" And so, the robot's worst nightmare commenced:
"You're the honey in honey-mustard."
"Somebody had better call god 'cause I think he's missing an angel."
Starfire grinned. "As you say here on earth, stale ludicrous and incredible lameness galore!"
"Wow momma!"
"Hey babes! So, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" The 'hard-drive-crashing-menace' batted long eyelashes at a particularly beautiful blonde who surprisingly laughed. "Good one! Aren't you cute?" Cyborg had to force his jaw to close as hot babes by the masses flocked to Beast Boy until he became only a tiny green dot in the center. "What the...Cute??? How?" They actually liked the world's most sinister culprit of bad puns?
"Like I said before, never try to figure out the beast factor, Cy." The little greeny's antics had actually won him the most-mother-load-of-lipstick-marks-smudged-over-his-cheek medal and the largest-ego-boost-of-the-year award. Off with the dunce cap and on with the shades. "It'll give you a headache the size of Jump City," He grinned.
Cyborg, young superhero extraordinaire, wasn't about to be bested. "Yeah Mr. Soy Milk, just like how your tofu crap does when it clogs the toilet."
The evil perpetrator of congested toilets flushed red under twenty coats and shades of lipstick smears. "Hey! It does not clog the toilet, tofu is good for your digestive system. At least I don't get jiggy with Mr. Snufflekins!" He sniggered as his indignant robotic friend sputtered to save his favorite teddy from the onslaught terror. "You leave Mr. Snuffles out of this!"
"You are both fools." The dark girl's sigh was cloaked by impatient annoyance. "Shut up."
"Friends, you must not fight. I shall recite to you the 23178 verse poem of sorrow or perhaps a eulogy to plugged bathrooms. Do not feel guilt Beast Boy, I am sure the toilet has forgiven you and perhaps you may lend Cyborg some of your extraordinary beast-factor that enables you to do the wooing of little chickens." A glimmer of uncertainty flashed in the Tamaranian's eyes. "Raven, what does the earth term 'jiggy' mean?"
A corner of her mouthed twitched. "You don't want to know."
"Gees moody girl. No need to get your undies in a bunch." Beast Boy laughed nervously as her stormy eyes narrowed into dark opals. "Heh...um, just kidding?"
"Glorious! On to Victory!" Starfire twirled happily, floating a foot into the air. "May Cyborg be honored with the Earth title: 'number one baby patroller' and Beast Boy seek our bathroom's forgiveness. Then perhaps all of our undies will become knotted bunches of wholesome excitement and joyous delig-" She backed into a petite girl. "I apologize! You are the girl who laughed at Beast Boy's extraordinary jokes of bogus and circuit breaking, correct? I am Starf-...Kory Anders. Come, you must meet my other friends and we will initiate a group hug in your honor!"
"Um...Cool." She grinned at the alien princess as Raven glared.
"Marvelous! You are in this beauty pageant as well. We shall be the best of friends and do braiding rituals of the hair! What is your favorite color? Are a glorbag or a clorg? What is your favorite kind music? Do you like blue fuzzy foods? Or mint fudge anchovy pizza topping? What is your name? Your gown is magnificent!" Star smiled brightly at the strapless dress. Hues of periwinkle silk layered over and over in gauzy petals to reveal a pale turquoise underskirt, several shades duller than waned sea haze. A pretty butterfly clip pinned the long blond hair from her clear blue eyes.
"These are my friends: Gar, Victor, and Raven in her splendid pink dress. Tim is filling our entry forms."
"Ok, uh...Sure, blue, clorg? Rock and Roll, yes to fuzzy food and pizza topping...Thanks, I made it myself and nice to meet you all." Her sea-colored eyes trembled faint blue as she smiled. "By the way-."
"Yes friend?" Starfire beamed.
"I'm Terra."