A/N: OK, I had a chapter posted but unfortunately, it was flawed so I had to take it down and fix it. My yummy foods are returned to me! Ha ha! It is now better than before SO GO READ IT AFTERWARDS! (Most of the changes are at the end so don't you dare read a few lines and then choose not to read anymore!)

Proceed to my excuse for taking down the chapter:

The Night of Posting (Parody of the 'Twas the Night Before Christmas)

'Twas the weekly posting, when through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
An chapter was already thought out with care,
In hopes that a review soon would be here;

The readers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While potty trained Beast Boys danced in their heads;
And mamma asleep, and I in my thinking cap,
armed with pudding and yummy snacks of sugar + fat,

When from the computer there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the chair to see what was the matter.
Away to my email I flew like a flash,
Logged into my account and my teeth did I gnash.

The moon on the breast of the new reviews
Doth my ill-fated ego so viciously skew,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a review which I quailed from in such fear,

With a little old suggestion, so greatly helpful,
found I crimes in my story so terribly shameful.
More rapidly written than came my other chapters,
I had overlooked huge spelling and grammatical errors!

"Now, Raven A. Star! Now, Aori Tsuki! Now, ChocolateCurlz!
Fox Pocky and Sanity-Stealing-Lawn-Gnome! (those who've already read chapter 4!)

On Cookie Dough! On Chocolate! On, Ice Cream and Pudding!
To mess up my brain! To leave me no choice!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,

Alack! I banish you, knavish foods whist I cry,
Into the trash can with the evils I'd wooed,
With the box of Thin Mints, and Oreos too.

And so, with sorrow I vow, I promise,

To give up the said foods until I do this:
Fix the 4th chapter and when next week's around,
Down the chimney TWO installments shall bound.

Dressed to perfection with metaphors and such!

And away with I and my white-chocolate fudge;
For once the two chapters are completed and done,
My foods are returned and no longer shunned.

Your eyes -- how they twinkle! Your dimples how merry!
Your cheeks were like roses, Your nose like a cherry!
Your droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
Amused are you? Will don't let it show;

A thumping you'll be in for if I was ever to find,
That your heart found humor while sadness filled mine.
So look again, the same time this Sunday!
For I vow, soon doth this madness I shall slay!

So be patient my lads and lassies,
My cute faithful duckies!
Soon! away with this rhyming, no more! No more!
Give it the boot and kick out the door;

This horrid block of writer's woe,
Be gone it shall, away it goes!
So exclaim I, ere drive out of sight,
"HAPPY WAITING TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"

Ok, so if y'all couldn't understand as in the poem, I was really behind schedule with my writing so I wrote something really quick and then I realized it was quite bad. So I already fixed it, but this was fun to write so I'll leave it posted for you amusement, either that or my amusement as I watch your brains fester with all the rhyming madness! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH!