A/N: I"M SO HAPPY!!!!! I got SIX, count 'em, SIX whole reviews so far!!!!! YAAAAAYYYY!!!!! PARTY TIME!!!!
beanie: =) Thanks for reviewing again, this is the first time I've ever had people review repetitively!!! YAY!!!! Sorry, I'm a bit hyper because schools might close tomorrow... Anyways..... I'm vewy sawwy, I don't have AIM or anything even remotely similar (except the evilness that is MSN grrr). :(:(:( And whether you should write or not..... OF COURSE!!!! WRITE MANY FANFICTIONS!!!!!! It's fun...... If you need a muse, here's how to get one.
1. Decide what kind of muse you want (ex. helpful, annoying, cute, stupid, inspirational, etc.)
2. Go to the "Muses R Us...... Or R They???" building (take the 271st exit off of highway 73, then make a right on Coefficient St.), and ask to see Mr. Q. He'll give you a form to fill out. Make sure you know your SSN/SIN, ISBN, DOB, and father's maiden name. Submit your form and leave.
3. Approximately 3.14850972 * 10^45 days later, you should receive a letter telling you that "You're muse awaits" with directions to a top- secret location. Follow the map and when you get there, you will be allowed to pick a muse from a wide selection of available muses that match your specifications.
4. Take your muse home in the supplied carrying case (usually a bottle, jar, or airport pet carrier), and let it out in the pre-made habitat. (You did make one, didn't you????) You may choose to re-name your muse or let it keep the one it came with (store bought ones aren't actually that bad). Make sure that your muse knows all of its restrictions before setting it loose. Also, you MUST read the enclosed pamphlet "So, you've Finally done SOMETHING Right...", which is all about the proper care of muses. Have fun!
Lol :):) To tell you the truth, I don't have a muse. I decided no to wait X number of days to get one, and it takes me a long time to write stuff. I have actually been toying with the idea for this story for several months before starting it. So. Muses may be in style, but I can guarantee you (no coverage of accidental death though) that it is ahem 'just a phase'. Besides, the best muses are younger siblings. :)
Fairy of Obsession: My vampire sheepies will search every place in the world until they find you!!! Mwahahaha!!!! Oh wait, never mind. You reviewed and that puts you on the safe list!!! Yay!!! And, once again, I have an RR!!! Yay!!! Unfortunately, this chappie is a bit shorter :(:(:( It took me FOREVER to write. Btw, would you tell me you're name if I bribed you with Jack Sparrow???? And have no fear, for I bear no intention whatsoever to drop my pwecious wittwe stowy. :):):) Review some more!!!!
Sparrowslove: YAY!!! A NEW REVIEWER!!!!!! =)=) I'm soooo glad you luv my story!! =D Sorry about the shortness, but it's only a baby..... It's not even allowed out after dark yet. Lol. Sorry if you don't like cliffies, but it is my secret desire to.......... TORTURE EVERYONE BY WRITING CLIFFHANGERS!!!!! MWAHAHAHA!!! And then, the vampire sheepies will come and.....oops...hehe....nvm...
If you write a InuYasha or PotC fic, I will read. Me = BIG anime + pirates fan (in case you hadn't noticed). Review some more... and more and more!!!!
Kira Doom: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! QUICK!!! ASSEMBLE ALL TROOPS WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!!!!!! Mwahahahaha!!!! You're puny vampire sheep are no match for the awesome power and strength of my ultimate army!!!! I think........ * looks around and hides behind giant library card * Oh, in case you didn't know already, I wrote more :):)
And now.... ON TO THE STORY!!!!!
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Celeste rolled her eyes, before regarding the man wearily. "What on God's earth are you doing here Sparrow?"
The pirate's brown eyes sparkled with mirth. "Why Celeste, love, don't you think we're a bit beyond the 'Sparrow' business by now? After all, we've only known each other for- how many years has it been? Sixteen maybe? Seventeen?"
She narrowed her eyes at him. The man was so cocky, she thought, thinking he could win anyone's heart with a single glance. Rather than answer his question, she strode over to the mast, pulled the knife out, and turned her back on the man, walking away in a seemingly careless manner. As she made her way to the stern, she glanced back at him over her shoulder. Turning away, she muttered "You don't know me at all, Jack."
As she stood, staring into the sea, the pirate hurried up behind her. He placed his hands on her shoulders and said "Love, I think we-"
Celeste reacted immediately. Giving him no time to finish his sentence, she whirled around, kneeing him in the crotch as she did so. As he bent over, she kicked him in the head, causing him to stagger backwards with a grunt, collapsing on the deck. His eyes fluttered closed and he groaned softly, but was otherwise still.
She stared open-mouthed at him, her heart beating hard. She really hadn't meant to hurt him. Well, at least not too much, but it was instinctive to her after being treated so badly by other men.
"Don't touch me" she said, wincing at how harsh her words sounded as they came out. "Please", she added, hoping he would have the sense not to press the matter. Fortunately for both of them, he did, remaining silent as he struggled to his feet.
After a few minutes of standing there silently, Celeste began to move. She stopped short, however, on Jack Sparrow's words.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you love."
She turned around and managed to restrain herself from saying 'If you were me I wouldn't have lived to this day and age'. Instead, she replied, rather testily, "What wouldn't you do if you were me?"
"Well for starters, love, I wouldn't let my hair get so-" he stopped abruptly at the look she gave him. "Ah, yes, well as I was saying, if I happened to find meself in this selfsame situation, I wouldn't go jumping off the side and attempt to swim back to shore where", he took a breath, "there would be nothing for me anyways."
"Who said anything about jumping?" she snapped waspishly.
"Yes, well," the pirate cleared his throat, smiling serenely, "it was a bit obvious, love, by the way you were eyeing the waters." As he said this, Celeste glanced down into the depths wondering what lay in wait below.
"And I suppose you have a better idea, don't you?" He opened his mouth and raised a finger on each hand, but she continued. "Oh yes of course you do, you're 'The Great Captain Jack Sparrow', who always gets out of everything and who everyone loves and who never even has to think about getting caught, b-because his friends wi-will come and save him!" As she ended her little outburst, Celeste had begun to cry silently, tears welling up in her eyes. She pushed them away angrily.
"Well I've had enough of you Captain Jack Sparrow, so you can just leave." When she saw he wasn't moving, she yelled at him. "Go! Just go. And for the love of God, leave me alone!" She turned away from him, and, through her tears, didn't hear the voices coming up the stairs behind them.
Jack, however, was not upset, or at least not enough to hinder his awareness. He listened for a moment, and then, murmuring "Sorry, love" into Celeste's ear, grabbed her, placed a hand over mouth, and swung over the rail and out of sight.
A/N: IMPORTANT!!!! DO NOT, REPEAT, DO NOT GO ANYWHERE!!!!! * ahem * Thank you. Now that I have your attention, I would like to bring a very important matter to your attention. When you review (note: WHEN not if), please answer the following question: How old is Celeste? I want to know how old she seems to all of you so that I can set her age accordingly. Also, when considering it, please ignore Jack's line: "After all, we've only known each other for- how many years has it been? Sixteen maybe? Seventeen?" Thank yousies :):):) Oh, by the way, REVIEW!!!!
beanie: =) Thanks for reviewing again, this is the first time I've ever had people review repetitively!!! YAY!!!! Sorry, I'm a bit hyper because schools might close tomorrow... Anyways..... I'm vewy sawwy, I don't have AIM or anything even remotely similar (except the evilness that is MSN grrr). :(:(:( And whether you should write or not..... OF COURSE!!!! WRITE MANY FANFICTIONS!!!!!! It's fun...... If you need a muse, here's how to get one.
1. Decide what kind of muse you want (ex. helpful, annoying, cute, stupid, inspirational, etc.)
2. Go to the "Muses R Us...... Or R They???" building (take the 271st exit off of highway 73, then make a right on Coefficient St.), and ask to see Mr. Q. He'll give you a form to fill out. Make sure you know your SSN/SIN, ISBN, DOB, and father's maiden name. Submit your form and leave.
3. Approximately 3.14850972 * 10^45 days later, you should receive a letter telling you that "You're muse awaits" with directions to a top- secret location. Follow the map and when you get there, you will be allowed to pick a muse from a wide selection of available muses that match your specifications.
4. Take your muse home in the supplied carrying case (usually a bottle, jar, or airport pet carrier), and let it out in the pre-made habitat. (You did make one, didn't you????) You may choose to re-name your muse or let it keep the one it came with (store bought ones aren't actually that bad). Make sure that your muse knows all of its restrictions before setting it loose. Also, you MUST read the enclosed pamphlet "So, you've Finally done SOMETHING Right...", which is all about the proper care of muses. Have fun!
Lol :):) To tell you the truth, I don't have a muse. I decided no to wait X number of days to get one, and it takes me a long time to write stuff. I have actually been toying with the idea for this story for several months before starting it. So. Muses may be in style, but I can guarantee you (no coverage of accidental death though) that it is ahem 'just a phase'. Besides, the best muses are younger siblings. :)
Fairy of Obsession: My vampire sheepies will search every place in the world until they find you!!! Mwahahaha!!!! Oh wait, never mind. You reviewed and that puts you on the safe list!!! Yay!!! And, once again, I have an RR!!! Yay!!! Unfortunately, this chappie is a bit shorter :(:(:( It took me FOREVER to write. Btw, would you tell me you're name if I bribed you with Jack Sparrow???? And have no fear, for I bear no intention whatsoever to drop my pwecious wittwe stowy. :):):) Review some more!!!!
Sparrowslove: YAY!!! A NEW REVIEWER!!!!!! =)=) I'm soooo glad you luv my story!! =D Sorry about the shortness, but it's only a baby..... It's not even allowed out after dark yet. Lol. Sorry if you don't like cliffies, but it is my secret desire to.......... TORTURE EVERYONE BY WRITING CLIFFHANGERS!!!!! MWAHAHAHA!!! And then, the vampire sheepies will come and.....oops...hehe....nvm...
If you write a InuYasha or PotC fic, I will read. Me = BIG anime + pirates fan (in case you hadn't noticed). Review some more... and more and more!!!!
Kira Doom: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! QUICK!!! ASSEMBLE ALL TROOPS WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!!!!!! Mwahahahaha!!!! You're puny vampire sheep are no match for the awesome power and strength of my ultimate army!!!! I think........ * looks around and hides behind giant library card * Oh, in case you didn't know already, I wrote more :):)
And now.... ON TO THE STORY!!!!!
************************************************************************************
Celeste rolled her eyes, before regarding the man wearily. "What on God's earth are you doing here Sparrow?"
The pirate's brown eyes sparkled with mirth. "Why Celeste, love, don't you think we're a bit beyond the 'Sparrow' business by now? After all, we've only known each other for- how many years has it been? Sixteen maybe? Seventeen?"
She narrowed her eyes at him. The man was so cocky, she thought, thinking he could win anyone's heart with a single glance. Rather than answer his question, she strode over to the mast, pulled the knife out, and turned her back on the man, walking away in a seemingly careless manner. As she made her way to the stern, she glanced back at him over her shoulder. Turning away, she muttered "You don't know me at all, Jack."
As she stood, staring into the sea, the pirate hurried up behind her. He placed his hands on her shoulders and said "Love, I think we-"
Celeste reacted immediately. Giving him no time to finish his sentence, she whirled around, kneeing him in the crotch as she did so. As he bent over, she kicked him in the head, causing him to stagger backwards with a grunt, collapsing on the deck. His eyes fluttered closed and he groaned softly, but was otherwise still.
She stared open-mouthed at him, her heart beating hard. She really hadn't meant to hurt him. Well, at least not too much, but it was instinctive to her after being treated so badly by other men.
"Don't touch me" she said, wincing at how harsh her words sounded as they came out. "Please", she added, hoping he would have the sense not to press the matter. Fortunately for both of them, he did, remaining silent as he struggled to his feet.
After a few minutes of standing there silently, Celeste began to move. She stopped short, however, on Jack Sparrow's words.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you love."
She turned around and managed to restrain herself from saying 'If you were me I wouldn't have lived to this day and age'. Instead, she replied, rather testily, "What wouldn't you do if you were me?"
"Well for starters, love, I wouldn't let my hair get so-" he stopped abruptly at the look she gave him. "Ah, yes, well as I was saying, if I happened to find meself in this selfsame situation, I wouldn't go jumping off the side and attempt to swim back to shore where", he took a breath, "there would be nothing for me anyways."
"Who said anything about jumping?" she snapped waspishly.
"Yes, well," the pirate cleared his throat, smiling serenely, "it was a bit obvious, love, by the way you were eyeing the waters." As he said this, Celeste glanced down into the depths wondering what lay in wait below.
"And I suppose you have a better idea, don't you?" He opened his mouth and raised a finger on each hand, but she continued. "Oh yes of course you do, you're 'The Great Captain Jack Sparrow', who always gets out of everything and who everyone loves and who never even has to think about getting caught, b-because his friends wi-will come and save him!" As she ended her little outburst, Celeste had begun to cry silently, tears welling up in her eyes. She pushed them away angrily.
"Well I've had enough of you Captain Jack Sparrow, so you can just leave." When she saw he wasn't moving, she yelled at him. "Go! Just go. And for the love of God, leave me alone!" She turned away from him, and, through her tears, didn't hear the voices coming up the stairs behind them.
Jack, however, was not upset, or at least not enough to hinder his awareness. He listened for a moment, and then, murmuring "Sorry, love" into Celeste's ear, grabbed her, placed a hand over mouth, and swung over the rail and out of sight.
A/N: IMPORTANT!!!! DO NOT, REPEAT, DO NOT GO ANYWHERE!!!!! * ahem * Thank you. Now that I have your attention, I would like to bring a very important matter to your attention. When you review (note: WHEN not if), please answer the following question: How old is Celeste? I want to know how old she seems to all of you so that I can set her age accordingly. Also, when considering it, please ignore Jack's line: "After all, we've only known each other for- how many years has it been? Sixteen maybe? Seventeen?" Thank yousies :):):) Oh, by the way, REVIEW!!!!