Akiko: "Hey, sorry bout the late update. I'm such a procrastinator..."
Yukiko: "Yes, you are a procrastinator."
Akiko: (Face fault) "Shut up."
Yukiko: "No you... You procrastinator!"
Akiko: "You're one yourself! And my chapters are longer so PAH!"
Yukiko: "The length of my chapter compared to yours doesn't count in this argument you procrastinator!!"
Akiko: "Does so!"
Yukiko: "Does not!"
Akiko: "DOES SO!"
Yukiko: "DOES NOT!"
Akiko: "DOES S-"
Marik: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
Akiko and Yukiko: O.O
Yukiko: "Ouuuuuuuuuu... MARIK SWORE!!! BAD!!!!"
Akiko: -.-;
Marik: (Eye twitches)
Bakura: "Get on with this screwed up fic already!!!"
Akiko and Yukiko: "THIS FIC IS NOT SCREWED UP!"
Bakura: "Yes it is!"
Yukiko: (Whacks Bakura over the head with Akiko's mallet) "Bastard."
Akiko: "Tee hee."
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... - Yugi to Yami
... - Yami to Yugi
¦...¦ - Ryou (Hikari) to Bakura
¦¦...¦¦ - Bakura (Yami) to Ryou
[...] - Malik (Hikari) to Marik
[[...]] - Marik (Yami) to Malik
'...' - Thoughts
"..." - Speech
¤·...·¤ - Place And Time
{...} - Annoying comments from Akiko
ll...ll - Annoying comments from Yukiko
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Chapter Five: Water Fights Are Fun
Téa, Mai, and Serenity had arrived back at the beach to see the weirdest scene before them. Splashing and shouting, all the boys were having water fights with each other. Oh, and did I mention that they had water guns and water balloons as well?
"TAKE THAT, TOMB ROBBER!!!" Yami yelled and threw a big-ass water balloon right at Bakura's face, causing the balloon to break with such the force and making Bakura fall backwards into the water. After a few seconds, he re- surfaced and his face was all red. Yami, Marik, Malik, and Seto were laughing their asses off at the sight of the all mighty tomb robber in all his 'glory'.
"I'LL SO GET YOU BACK FOR THAT YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING PHARAOH!" Bakura screamed and lunged himself at Yami, starting a brawl.
"I'm GOOD-FOR-NOTHING?! I DON'T SEE you SAVING MAN-KIND FROM DESTRUCTION!!!" Yami bellowed back and threw Bakura off of him and grabbed another water balloon.
"Bakura! STOP FIGHTING THIS INSTANT!!!" came yells from the ever peaceful, shy, and adorable Ryou and Yugi.
Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared at them, fear clearly written in their eyes.
"That's better." Ryou smiled.
"Yup. You all know why we came here, right? We came to NOT fight with each other but to have fun and just hang out, capesh?" Yugi stared sternly at them all, but with his eyes, they made him look cute, not strict.
"Yes." Everyone replied.
"Ahem." Every head on the beach, including all the people that they didn't know, turned to the three girls. Their ahem was so loud.
Mai, Serenity, and Téa blushed at all the attention that they were given and then waved off all the other people.
"What's da matta?" Joey asked with concern for Serenity and Mai in his eyes.
"Well, one thing is, we're back." Mai said with sarcasm.
Téa started to twitch a bit but it was a good thing that no one noticed, or was it? No one paid attention to her anyways, so yea, it was nothing new. Then, she started to feel something irritating her inside her right ear and started to try and get the irritation to go away but to no avail.
¤·Two Hours Later·¤
The gang was heading back to their hotel, after having a long day filled with fun, sand, water, salt, and Bakura and Marik trying to blow up a crab, {Poor crab...} which 'supposedly' was after their Millennium Items. But hey, they're Bakura and Marik. What'd you expect?
"I call front seat!" Bakura yelled and was about to jump into the car when Marik grabbed hold of his shirt and pulled him back, causing Bakura to fall on his ass.
"Who says?" Marik asked casually, opened the door to Yami's car and climbed in.
"GET OUT OF YUGI'S SEAT, MARIK!!!" Yami yelled over to Marik, glaring at him. Now, would you like to be the person that Yami was directing his glare at and a person that could easily overpower you and send you to the shadow realm? I didn't think so... So, Marik got out of the passenger seat and whimpered.
Yugi blushed and mumbled a 'Thank you' to his Yami and climbed into the passenger seat, Yami following shortly, followed by Ryou, Malik, and...
"BACK OFF! I'M GONNA SIT WITH MY HIKARI!!!" Bakura screamed and kicked Marik's leg, trying to get into the car.
"NO FUCKING WAY!!! OUTTA MY WAY, OLD MAN!!!" Marik shouted.
"WE RESENT THAT!!!" Yami and Bakura yelled at Marik. Well, even though Yami, Bakura, and Marik didn't look old, they ARE ancient and they are about 5000 years old.
¤·Half An Hour Later·¤
After much fuss and whatnot, they finally got on the road back to their hotel. Though, it didn't take very long to get there since Honolulu wasn't THAT big... In Seto's and Joey's minds. Once they had reached their hotel, they brought in all their stuff and literally threw them into their rooms. They then scrambled downstairs to eat dinner.
"LOBSTA LOBSTA LOBSTA LOBSTA LOBSTA!!!" Joey giggled gleefully, whilst jumping up and down, staring at the tank full of big lobsters with big claws.
"And you're a boy, how?" Seto made a snide remark.
"Shaddup!"
Téa, who was at the back of the group, was STILL trying to get the irritation to go away but still to no avail... Then, something beeped inside her ear and everything went black... Well, only for her anyways.
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Akiko: "Okay, sorry for the late update..."
Yukiko: "HA! This chapter was short!"
Akiko: "Rub it in, why don't cha?"
Yukiko: "I will!" (Cackles)
Akiko: -.-'' "This just feels weird to end this chapter off like this... It's too short..."
Yukiko: "Stop complaining!"
Akiko: "I'm gonna continue this on for a liiiiiiiiiiiiittle but longer ."
Yukiko: "Nooooooooooooooooooo!!! You poop!" (Wrestles with Akiko for her pen)
Akiko: "Look Yuki, there goes... Uh... Shaun!" (Points to a random area)
Yukiko: "Where?!" (Runs off in direction of Akiko's finger)
Akiko: (Squints eyes at faraway figure that Yukiko is running towards) "Hey... That IS Shaun... Heh, go figure."
Yukiko: Glomps Shaun "SHAUN! LONG TIME, NO SEE !!! WE'VE MISSED YA!!!" (Clings onto his arm)
Akiko: (Sweat drop) "That was uncalled for for Shaun..."
Shaun: (Smiles) "Hey Yuki." (Spots Akiko) "HEY AKI!!!" (Turns back to Yukiko) "Wanna go to the movies?"
Yukiko: "Okie dokie !"
Akiko: "What?! You're leaving me here all alone?!"
Yukiko: "Oh, you'll manage without me ."
Akiko: "...True... But still!"
Yukiko: "See ya later, Aki!"
Yukiko and Shaun: (Walks towards theatres)
Akiko: "HAVE FUN!!!" (Sighs) "Now, back to the matter at hand." (Rubs hands together evilly)
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They were all sitting at a big table, awaiting their food. Joey, being the hungry one, had a bib with a picture of a lobster on it, with words: 'I LOVE LOBSTERS' printed on it, Joey was also holding a fork in one hand and a knife in the other, drool rolling down his chin as he sniffed the restaurant air.
Everyone, excluding Téa who was still rubbing her ear, stared at him.
"He's an embarrassment to society..." Seto muttered, and covered his view of Joey, making people think that he didn't know the blond.
"FOOD!!! FOOD!!! FOOD!!!" Joey screamed in delight and jumped up, tackled the waiter, who looked like he was going to die from the rabid hungry person, pushed the trolley packed with food towards the gang where he thought it was going to be safe... For now... But right now, Joey was sitting on top of the poor waiter, sniffing the air like a canine, looking for the food. {I wouldn't be surprised if a tail grew out and he grew ears -.-}
"SAVE THE FOOD!!!" Bakura and Marik screamed and dived for the food.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" Everyone screamed, since the food splattered all over them and covered all of Bakura and Marik.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MY FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!" Joey wailed, and whimpered.
"I'm hungry, Yami." Yugi whimpered at Yami and gave him the puppy dog eyes.
Everyone in the restaurant awed at how cute Yugi looked and gave him food.
"YAY! FOOD!" Joey was about to pounce on Yugi's food when Yami stopped him by freezing him in his place with his magic.
"NOOOOOOO!!! So close... Yet so far!!!" Joey cried. That was quite true, since his nose was but a couple of inches from Yugi's plate of food. "THIS IS SO INHUMAN!!!"
"Excuse me, misters and madams, but because of this fiasco, you all have to get your meal from the buffet." A waiter came and said to them.
"Thanks a lot, Joey." Mai pouted and stood up and started to walk towards the buffet. Everyone followed suit, whilst Joey just stood frozen in his spot, smelling Yugi's food and drooling, with stars in his eyes.
After about 5 minutes, everyone returned and started to chow down on their food, except Joey, who had to watch everyone eat, whilst his stomach growled immensely.
"You're so mean." Joey whimpered and glared at Yami who smirked.
"That's what you get for trying to steal my hikari's food."
"Humph."
¤·In Dark Corner, Which Is Right Beside The YGO Gang·¤
In a dark corner where one lone figure sat, eating paper, but she didn't know that, the figure glared dangerously at Yugi. 'Yugi, I WILL have Yami, no matter what!' it thought and continued to plot it's plan to get rid of Yugi.
"Téa, what are you doing here all alone?" Serenity asked, whilst passing her to go to the washroom.
Téa fidgeted and smiled at Serenity. "Oh, I just needed some space, that's all."
"O... Kay..." Serenity replied and continued to walk towards the washroom, with one thought in her head 'I knew she was a psycho...'.
Téa then cackled inwardly. 'That was simple. Now, back to plotting Yugi's demise...'
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Akiko: "Ok, I'm ending it here."
Yukiko: "Yay! Now I can type!" (Cracks fingers and gets ready to type)
Akiko: "What a professional -.-;"
Yukiko: "I know, hey?" (Missing the sarcasm)
Akiko: "Whatever." (Looks at YGO gang) "Can one of you please say it?"
YGO gang: (Backs away)
Akiko: "Ryou, just say it, please?"
Ryou: (Sighs) "Please review and thank you for reading!"
Akiko: "Thanks Ryou!"
Ryou: (Smiles)
¤Written by Akiko¤