Authors Note: This fanfic is by both me and my friend. Its kinda stupid, because its from Trommel's point of view. Trommel is that Guado who is COOL!

This is my story...I have always lived in that town where the Guado lived. Erm, what was it called again? Oh yeah! GUADOSALAM!!! HAHAH DUDE! I like to surf, but the problem is, I'm self conscious because of my very large abnormal hands. My green fingernails also clash with this totally cool Speedo I got last week at the mall with my girlfriends. It's like so...totally COOL! giggle

Well, anyway, one day I was surfing in Zanarkand, when this like totally toobular wave came by and he was like, "Yo! Get outa my way dude...I like totally am here to destroy Zanarkand." And I was like, "Yo! You are like a totally toobular wave. Like can I ride you." And the wave was like, "Yo! I'm the evil and POWERFUL SIN! You can't ride me like a donkey....or a banana!" Then he like totally gobbled me up, and I was like AHHHH! And he was like MUAHAHAHA! Yea...so then, I landed in Guadosalam, where I was adopted by a group of Kiwi. The kiwis were nice and very hairy and raised me like their own. Then one tragic day, I realized that I really liked kiwi and I ate them all. cries

After eating my family I traveled out of Guadosalam to seek riches beyond the imagination. I walked day and night until I discovered the "Rainbow to Fairytopia."

I frolicked day in and day out with the fairies and had loads of fairy and rainbow fun.

The End...

Finial Note: Wow...that was honestly really stupid. But don't worry...the stupidity will not continue. .;;