Yugi and the haunted mansion

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R: And were back to our second chapter folks

Yugi: -_- Goody..more of Randy's nonsense

R: -_0' grr *Throws rapid raging fan girls of doom on him*

Yugi: AHHHHHHHHH

R: Anyway i say we start

Disclaimer: *Sigh* (Cmon why do we always have to disclaimer like who in fanfiction

owns annything anyways) Randy does not own Yu-gi-ohor anything from this fan fiction

and he does not own that thing about "Loony toon back in action" thing he is just borrowing it

for the story!

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Chapter 2

Yugi: Ahhhhhh *Its horrable its ugly* It's gross *Shuts door* (A/N: You

will have to w8 for me to tell you what was in that door XD)

Yugi: Ok....that was the freakist thing iv ever seen

BAck to the gang

Yami:*Still searching for Yugi* hmm *opens a door* AHH THE PINDALIM OF DOOM *Closes the door*

Seto: Let's just look for a phone and leav the brat here

Yami: What did u say *Glares at Seto*

Seto: *Glares at Yami*

All except Yami and seto: *Sigh* *THis goes on for 2 more hours*

Were yugi is

Yugi: oh cmon wuts this *Looks at his left arm it looks like it was cut and it is bleeding a bit*

_ _ _0 0_ ghaaaa *Faints*

BAck to the gang once more -_-;

Yami: *Stil glaring at Seto* Wait i got it

Seto: And what would that be?

Yami: Simple lets split up into groups ok micky mouse micky mouse needed bric...

Seto: Why dont we just...

Tristain: Draw straws

Ok so group 1 is Joey, Tristin,duke, Ryou, Malik. Group 2 is Marik, Bakura,Yami,Seto,Mokuba.

Group 3 is Mai,Serenity,Tea.

Mai:Typical boys with boys

Joey:*Wacking Duke with mallet on head like a cave man* *Baboom talk*

Duke: * Wacking Joey with a club like a Cave man* *Gorilla talk*

Yami: K group 1 you go south group 3 you go east and we will go west

Marik: And what about North stupid pharo

Yami: -_-' umm thats were we came from idiot

Marik: ahh *Thinking of somthing a punk would say* err umm ...I know you are but what am i?

Yami: A moron

MArik: I AM OMG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bakura: Lets just go and get this over with i got a world to take over

Marik: Thats my job

Bakura: no it's mine

Marik: Wait a second *Wispers to Barkura: Why dont we become partners*

Barkura: * Wispers to Marik: Sure why not hehehehe* *both chuckle*

Group 1 so far..

Tristain: Are we thier yet

Joey: Im hungry

Duke: AHH he's poking me *Getting poked by joey*

Tristain: Are we thier yet?

Joey: im hungry

Duke: AHH he's poking me *Getting poked by joey*

Tristain: Are we thier yet

Joey: Im hungry

Duke: AHH he's poking me *Getting poked by joey*

Tristain: Are we thier yet?

Joey: im hungry

Duke: AHH he's poking me *Getting poked by joey*

Malik: SHUT THE HELL UP

All 3 of them : O_O; *Surprised that Malik Yelled at them*

Ryou: O_O;

Maby group 2 will be more inteligent

Marik: Ah what is this *They are in a old dance hall* *looking at a*

Seto: It's an old record player

Yami: hmm *Starts it * ahhh thier is people souls in this infernal contraption!!! _

Seto: No you dimwit its just a recording

Yami: So thats what a recording is...

Bakura: So it contrals people souls eh?

Yami:This song is crappy lets try this 1 *South park theme* hey pretty catchy

Marik: IV HEARD ENOTHE OF YOU'R MODERN TECHNOLEGY *Sends it to the shadow realm*

Mokuba: You know seto

Seto: What is it?

Mokuba: People from 5000 years or somtin how can they be afraid of the simplist things

Seto: Because thier idiots

Yami: AHH ANOTHER 1

Marik: Allow me *Sends it to the shadow realm*

Randy: -_-; man yami's are idiots lets see how group 3 is doing

Group 3

Serenity: well no more further doors just a big living room

Mai: MAKE UP TIME ^^

All 3 of them : YA!!!

Randy: again im wrong i guesse Yugi is the most inteligent life form here hey lets see how's he doing

Yugi @_@ *Wakes up in a cage hanging in the ceiling* ahh what the heck

Old man:Muhahaha

Yugi: I knew it was you

Old man: you'r wrong because im not me *Zips a zipper from his head and he is?? Michael Jorden?*

Michael: Lets do some drills

Yugi: This does'nt make a lick of sense

Michael (Turning into old man again): *Zipz his head out and he is Old man again* Ha who's funny now!

Yugi: -_-; *gets out of cage and walks away

Old man: Wait dam it

Yugi: i tried this door alredy and i hate it so how bout this one? *gets grabed by frankistine*

dam you *Kicks Frankistine in the nuts*

Frankistine: EEP DIE BRAT *Attaacks yug*

Yugi: Is that all you got &@^$ *Punches frankistine in face and wags hand* Owww

Frankistine: X_X *Is out cold*

Yugi: Cool i can be the next Jacki Chan *Runs off* Darn wich door so many doors so little time

ill pick this one err no this err i dont know inny miny moe catch a yami by the toe

if hollers let him go inny miny moe Picks door called death zone*

Zombie: Ghaa *Walks to Yugi attempting to suck out his brains* BrrRaaAaiiIIiNNssSSSsss

Yugi: Ghaa *Get's pocket knife and stabs Zombie*

ZOmbie: *Laufs* gahaa gahah

Yugi: Shit *Runs away but door is locked* GODD DAMIT

Skeletons with swords mauls, axes bows, (And mages and archerers) And all the wepons you can think

of except guns and stuuff you know medival times ok?

Skelton1: Ghaa * Attacks Yugi with his maul*

Yugi:AHHHH *Gets sent flying* (A/N: Seresouly Mauls are big ass wepons)

Skeleton mage: *Sends missle of poisin at Yugi*

Yugi: AHHHHHHHH _ dam you all dam you back to hell!

Skeleton archers: *Uses bow on Yugi*

Yugi: shit *Doges all of them like james bond*

R: *Aouther H.Q.* GOD DAMMIT YUGI CANT DIE HE HASENT CALLED Joey..err i mean he cant die..yet..

*sends Yugi a 1 hand sword*

Yugi: Oh cool man *Picks sword* MuhhhahahaLices skeletons head off* YA I OWN YOU ALL

MUHHAHHAHAHHAHAA

Zombie: Acully im still alive

YUgi: Oh sorry *Slices him to a million pieces then sword dispears* Oh *@&$ i liked that sword

T_T its not fair...RANDY YOU FAGGOOOTT YOU MOTHER @&*$@*&@

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Randy: will Yugi end to the gang alive or dead come to back to find out on the next exciting

episode of Yug

Yugi: (Now its my turn) *Gets bazooka ready*

Randy: I can read ur mind *Throws anomyous girl with a mask on at Yugi* Thank you anoymous

Zombie: Reevvieew ........ BRRrrraaaIIiiNNnnnssSSss

Yugi: oh ya Randy shows you what is in that door in chapter 4 ^^;