C-E/L-S/A-C:what a deal! TWO FOR ONE! TWO CHAPTERS IN ONE DAY! ITS A
MIRACLE!!!!!!
A-C:...Oi.......
----Food and Theories----
----Twelve Hours After The Previous Chapter----
He was desperate. It has been 18hours 42 minutes and 34.784 seconds since his last kissie. No kissie, makes Robin a dull boy.
Robin: --crawling on the floor, making his way to Falcon's feet-- "Must. Makeout. With. Girlfriend!"
Falcon: --kicks him away-- "No! You Perv!! I'm not speaking to you!"
Robin: "But you're speaking to me right now!"
Falcon: "...No, I'm not."
Robin: "Ha! See you're speaking to me right, now!"
Falcon: --twitch-- ".....noooo."
Robin: "uh-huh..... KISS ME!" --lunges at Falcon--
Falcon: "AHHHH!" --runs away--
----In The Living Room----
The three "gods" sit on the couch, Eden still holding the remote. Leigh and Ash-chan still ontop of her trying to get the remote. They stare at the screen. Leigh starts mumbling about "ungrateful Falcon."
A-C: "Eden, this is getting stale. Why don't you get some Kripsy Kreams?"
C-E: --jumps up, throwing the two others off her-- "TAY!" --starts running around but stops staring at the tv--
The other two stop and follow her gaze. Their eyes grow as big as dishes.
L-S: "Is Vash doing what I think he's doing? And what is Impulse and Beast- AHHHHHHHHHH! MY EYES! THEY BURN!"
C-E: --frantically pushes a button on the remote-- "CENSOR CENSOR!"
A-C: "Oi..." --she says looking away--
----"The Room"----
Vash stands butt naked with his cape flowing in the nonexistant wind. He watches Beast Boy and Impulse set up their "club" each one naked. Little black boxes suddenly appear on their -ahem- spots. Starfire, Secret and Milly stop talkin about "clothes" and Robin stops begging for forgiveness and Falcon stops saying mantra "I'm not listening. I'm not listening." and stare at Vash, BB and Impulse. Silence. Vash turns around, clapping.
Vash: "We're building a fort! But we didn't have any supplies, soooo...."
Knives puts his head in his hands and cries. Raven walks over to him, patting his back.
Raven: "I'm sorry."
Knives: --glare--
MI: "Interesting. Because of our desperate situation, our minds have reverted to their simplier mode of youth. How very sad."
Everyone stares at Milly.
MI: "What?.....I wish I had some pudding."
ML: "That didn't last long. Vash, stop that and.... Vash?"
She looks around but can't find Vash. All she sees is the colorful tent with a sign that says "The Freedom Club" taped to the front. She shakes her head and sits down, giving up.
RG (you know the random guy?): "So.... You're superheroes right?"
Silence.Suddenly, a concrete circle falls from the ceiling and a microphone drops through the hole, inches from the top so no one can reach it. Vash, BB and Impulse stick out their head.
Microphone: --screech-- "(C-E:)Ahem. Yo" --screech-- "(A-C:) Gimme that! Hello. We're the gods. and you are being punished!"
Silence. Impulse raises his hand.
Microphone: "Yes, Impulse?"
IM: "WOW! You can see me? You really are God!"
Microphone: --in the background-- "(L-S:) At least one of us-" --whack-- "(A-C:) Yes, yes we are."
Knives: "You say "we" but isn't there only ONE God?"
Microphone: "Umm. We're the Father, the son and the holy ghost." -- background-- "(C-E:) I'm the ghost!" "(L-S:) No, I am!"
IM: --raises his hand--
MP: "Yes Impulse?"
IM: "You're the Father, the son and the holy ghost, then why do you sound like girls?"
MP: --mumble mumble-- --screech-- "(C-E:)MUFFINS!" --screech-- "(A-C:) God has no gender!" --whack-- (ce: owww) "Anyway, you are being punished for your crimes." --screech-- "(C-E) Except for you Knives." --screech-- "(A-C) Especially Knives!!"
Knives: "Stupid god."
Falcon: "So, god has a split personality disorder..."
MP: --screech-- "(L-S) QUIET YOU! (ac: can you tell yourself to shut up?) I dunno. I guess I can."
Silence.
Falcon: "Why does god sound like me?"
MP: "I'm your inner conscience. yeah, that's right." --screech-- "(A-C) Right, back to your punishments. Knives, you shall be punished for killing people, ect. VASH! You are a pervert. Impulse, you steal coffee."
IM: "YOUCAN'TPROVEANYTHING!! NOBOBYSAWME! THE SHEEP ARE LYING!!"
MP: "Riiight. You still steal coffee. Beast Boy, just- just put your clothes back on!" --screech-- :(L-S) And that goes double for Impulse and Vash! But Robin .... you can take YOURS off." --screech-- "(C-E) And you too Knives!"
Robin and Knives: "NO!"
MP: --screech-- "(A-C) Stop stealing the microphone. Er... I mean. The mighty, godly communication device! Yeah, yeah. Robin-" --screech-- "(L-S) LOVE ME!" --screech-- "(A-C) NO! Stop being mean to your girlfriend! (ls:but if I'm his girlfriend but I'm down there with him....) (ce: give up, son, give up.)"
Everyone stares at the ceiling then turn to Robin and Falcon.
Robin: "...WHAT?! It's not my fault god loves me!"
IM: "GOD LOVES US ALL!" --stretches arms out in exageration--
MP: "Oookay. Falcon!" --screech-- "(L-S) Let me have Robin! Or make out with Robin cause it'd be like me making out with Robin but I'm you but I'm not you but technically-" --screech-- --Leigh in the background rambling on- - "(A-C) STOP THAT!" --screech-- "(C-E) PICKLES!" --screech-- "(A-C) STOOOOPP! Oi! Okay. Falcon. Stop being mean to your bo-er friend. MILLY! We saw you eat that yogurt!"
MI: --starts crying-- "I THOUGHT IT WAS PUDDING!" --cries on Meryl's shoulder--
MP: "Oiiii.. MERYL!" --screech-- "(C-E) GIVE ME VASH!" --screech-- --whack-- "(A-C) Stop being mean to Vash! Starfire!" --screech-- "(L-S) STOP BEING IN LOVE WITH ROBIN! HE'S THE WRONG VERSION! THIS ONE'S NAME IS TIM DRAKE!!"
Robin: "NO! NOT MY SECRET IDENTITY!"
Starfire: "I do not understand.."
MP: --silence-- "er. It's complicated. The Robin you're going out with is Dick Greyson not TImmy."
Robin: "No! MY brother's secret identity! Next they'll reveal that my girlfreind's name is Rachael Simmons!" --smack--
Falcon: "ROBIN!"
MP: "Um.. You forgot that her middle name is Leigh." --screech-- "(A-C) Stupid Ede- ghost. Holding me back. Secret!" --silence-- "You're not gonna interrupt me? (naw, we have nothing) You're too gassy and you ate all the icecream in the refrigerator! WE WANTED SOME TOO YOU KNOW! WHY IF I WASN'T" --screech-- "(C-E) You got her son? Good." --background-- "(L-S) Calm down god, calm down." "(A-C) NO SHE ATE IT AND I WANT IT BACK!!!" "(C- E) RAVEN!....."
Silence.
Raven: "Yessss?"
MP: --pause-- --mumble mumble-- "WE WANT YOUR CHAKRA! AND YOUR PET CROWS! CAW CAW!" --screech--
Starfire: "Why is god so strange?"
Knives: "It's because he created Vash."
Robin: "Why would god want me to makeout with him? I mean, ewww. That definitely isn't god."
Silence.
IM: "But then, how did they know I raised my hand?"
Silence.
Falcon: "Well, isn't the answer obvious?"
Silence.
Falcon: --twitch-- "Vash, Knives, Milly and Meryl are from anime. Starfire, BB, and Raven are from a cartoon. Me, Robin, Secret and Impulse are from a comic book. Well, actually, I'm from the "real world" but I was transported to a comic book...."
RG: "What about me?"
Silence. And everyone stares at Falcon save Robin.
Robin: "It's a long story. (Read it in the New Girl and Falcon: The Series! (Shameless plug))"
Falcon: "They're obviously fangirls from a parallel deminsion. It must be one like mine because I swear I heard myself talk. But I didn't say anything so it can't be me cause I'm me but- ow headache."
MP: --screech-- "(L-S) SEE! SEE! I EVEN CONFUSE MYSELF!" --screech-- "(A-C) No Theorizing! Right, we're leaving now. Before you people can find anymore flaws. Bye" --screech-- "(C-E) I LOVE YOU KNIVES!" --screech-- "(L-S) MARRY ME ROBIN!"
The microphone is pulled back into the ceiling and thuds can be heard as if feet running away. Everyone stares at the ceiling.
BB: "Dude, why is god running?"
Knives: --growl-- "'Dude', it's NOT GOD!" --huff huff--
----In The Living Room----
The three pace back and forth in a single file line. (heheh) Ashley stops and everyone runs into her.
A-C: "We need to get their minds off the god issue. Otherwise, they'll figure everything out."
C-E: "WE'RE doomed DOOMED dooooooooomed!"
Leigh puts a hand over Eden's mouth.
L-S: "Clone?"
C-E: "mmph?"
L-S: "shut up."
Silence.
C-E: ".... TO THE DONUTS MACHINE!" --THUDTHUDTHUDTHUDthudthud thud thud---
L-S & A-C: --look at each other-- "We have a donut machine?!?"
They look at the tv and see a donut slide through a panel on the door.
----"The ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"----
They saw the donut slide on the floor. It's beautiful glazed shimmering in the little light that came from nowhere (--Smack-- STOP THAT LEIGH! NO PLOT HOLES! eh... hehehe). Oh the beauty. Hey, Considering they haven't eaten in twenty hours, a donut looks pretty godly. Silence. Everyone eyed each other, not making a move.
Then, SUDDENLY! They all DIVE for the DONUT! As if their lives depended on it! BUM BUM BUUUUUUUUUUM!
----End----
L-S/C-E/A-C: MY HANDS HURT! OH THE HORRIBLE PAIN! LIKE THOUSANDS OF HOT POKING IRONS STABBING INTO MY VERY NERVES.... ow.
Who gets the donut?! Will Falcon ever forgive Robin for calling her the "friend"? AND Will Vash ever put his clothes back on?! PROBABLY NOT! Will they escape from the room of doom DOOM dooooooom? --smack-- Find out on the next..... story!
Disclaimer: My hands hurt.... Leigh: We don't own Trigun, Batman, Young Justice, Teen T itnas, or fluffy bunnies. C-E: I do. Only the bunnies though. Leigh;....Shutup
Kurasmagirl556: THANKS DUDE! Errr DUDETTE! YEAH MAN! yeah. NEW CHAPTER YEAH! yeah.
A-C:...Oi.......
----Food and Theories----
----Twelve Hours After The Previous Chapter----
He was desperate. It has been 18hours 42 minutes and 34.784 seconds since his last kissie. No kissie, makes Robin a dull boy.
Robin: --crawling on the floor, making his way to Falcon's feet-- "Must. Makeout. With. Girlfriend!"
Falcon: --kicks him away-- "No! You Perv!! I'm not speaking to you!"
Robin: "But you're speaking to me right now!"
Falcon: "...No, I'm not."
Robin: "Ha! See you're speaking to me right, now!"
Falcon: --twitch-- ".....noooo."
Robin: "uh-huh..... KISS ME!" --lunges at Falcon--
Falcon: "AHHHH!" --runs away--
----In The Living Room----
The three "gods" sit on the couch, Eden still holding the remote. Leigh and Ash-chan still ontop of her trying to get the remote. They stare at the screen. Leigh starts mumbling about "ungrateful Falcon."
A-C: "Eden, this is getting stale. Why don't you get some Kripsy Kreams?"
C-E: --jumps up, throwing the two others off her-- "TAY!" --starts running around but stops staring at the tv--
The other two stop and follow her gaze. Their eyes grow as big as dishes.
L-S: "Is Vash doing what I think he's doing? And what is Impulse and Beast- AHHHHHHHHHH! MY EYES! THEY BURN!"
C-E: --frantically pushes a button on the remote-- "CENSOR CENSOR!"
A-C: "Oi..." --she says looking away--
----"The Room"----
Vash stands butt naked with his cape flowing in the nonexistant wind. He watches Beast Boy and Impulse set up their "club" each one naked. Little black boxes suddenly appear on their -ahem- spots. Starfire, Secret and Milly stop talkin about "clothes" and Robin stops begging for forgiveness and Falcon stops saying mantra "I'm not listening. I'm not listening." and stare at Vash, BB and Impulse. Silence. Vash turns around, clapping.
Vash: "We're building a fort! But we didn't have any supplies, soooo...."
Knives puts his head in his hands and cries. Raven walks over to him, patting his back.
Raven: "I'm sorry."
Knives: --glare--
MI: "Interesting. Because of our desperate situation, our minds have reverted to their simplier mode of youth. How very sad."
Everyone stares at Milly.
MI: "What?.....I wish I had some pudding."
ML: "That didn't last long. Vash, stop that and.... Vash?"
She looks around but can't find Vash. All she sees is the colorful tent with a sign that says "The Freedom Club" taped to the front. She shakes her head and sits down, giving up.
RG (you know the random guy?): "So.... You're superheroes right?"
Silence.Suddenly, a concrete circle falls from the ceiling and a microphone drops through the hole, inches from the top so no one can reach it. Vash, BB and Impulse stick out their head.
Microphone: --screech-- "(C-E:)Ahem. Yo" --screech-- "(A-C:) Gimme that! Hello. We're the gods. and you are being punished!"
Silence. Impulse raises his hand.
Microphone: "Yes, Impulse?"
IM: "WOW! You can see me? You really are God!"
Microphone: --in the background-- "(L-S:) At least one of us-" --whack-- "(A-C:) Yes, yes we are."
Knives: "You say "we" but isn't there only ONE God?"
Microphone: "Umm. We're the Father, the son and the holy ghost." -- background-- "(C-E:) I'm the ghost!" "(L-S:) No, I am!"
IM: --raises his hand--
MP: "Yes Impulse?"
IM: "You're the Father, the son and the holy ghost, then why do you sound like girls?"
MP: --mumble mumble-- --screech-- "(C-E:)MUFFINS!" --screech-- "(A-C:) God has no gender!" --whack-- (ce: owww) "Anyway, you are being punished for your crimes." --screech-- "(C-E) Except for you Knives." --screech-- "(A-C) Especially Knives!!"
Knives: "Stupid god."
Falcon: "So, god has a split personality disorder..."
MP: --screech-- "(L-S) QUIET YOU! (ac: can you tell yourself to shut up?) I dunno. I guess I can."
Silence.
Falcon: "Why does god sound like me?"
MP: "I'm your inner conscience. yeah, that's right." --screech-- "(A-C) Right, back to your punishments. Knives, you shall be punished for killing people, ect. VASH! You are a pervert. Impulse, you steal coffee."
IM: "YOUCAN'TPROVEANYTHING!! NOBOBYSAWME! THE SHEEP ARE LYING!!"
MP: "Riiight. You still steal coffee. Beast Boy, just- just put your clothes back on!" --screech-- :(L-S) And that goes double for Impulse and Vash! But Robin .... you can take YOURS off." --screech-- "(C-E) And you too Knives!"
Robin and Knives: "NO!"
MP: --screech-- "(A-C) Stop stealing the microphone. Er... I mean. The mighty, godly communication device! Yeah, yeah. Robin-" --screech-- "(L-S) LOVE ME!" --screech-- "(A-C) NO! Stop being mean to your girlfriend! (ls:but if I'm his girlfriend but I'm down there with him....) (ce: give up, son, give up.)"
Everyone stares at the ceiling then turn to Robin and Falcon.
Robin: "...WHAT?! It's not my fault god loves me!"
IM: "GOD LOVES US ALL!" --stretches arms out in exageration--
MP: "Oookay. Falcon!" --screech-- "(L-S) Let me have Robin! Or make out with Robin cause it'd be like me making out with Robin but I'm you but I'm not you but technically-" --screech-- --Leigh in the background rambling on- - "(A-C) STOP THAT!" --screech-- "(C-E) PICKLES!" --screech-- "(A-C) STOOOOPP! Oi! Okay. Falcon. Stop being mean to your bo-er friend. MILLY! We saw you eat that yogurt!"
MI: --starts crying-- "I THOUGHT IT WAS PUDDING!" --cries on Meryl's shoulder--
MP: "Oiiii.. MERYL!" --screech-- "(C-E) GIVE ME VASH!" --screech-- --whack-- "(A-C) Stop being mean to Vash! Starfire!" --screech-- "(L-S) STOP BEING IN LOVE WITH ROBIN! HE'S THE WRONG VERSION! THIS ONE'S NAME IS TIM DRAKE!!"
Robin: "NO! NOT MY SECRET IDENTITY!"
Starfire: "I do not understand.."
MP: --silence-- "er. It's complicated. The Robin you're going out with is Dick Greyson not TImmy."
Robin: "No! MY brother's secret identity! Next they'll reveal that my girlfreind's name is Rachael Simmons!" --smack--
Falcon: "ROBIN!"
MP: "Um.. You forgot that her middle name is Leigh." --screech-- "(A-C) Stupid Ede- ghost. Holding me back. Secret!" --silence-- "You're not gonna interrupt me? (naw, we have nothing) You're too gassy and you ate all the icecream in the refrigerator! WE WANTED SOME TOO YOU KNOW! WHY IF I WASN'T" --screech-- "(C-E) You got her son? Good." --background-- "(L-S) Calm down god, calm down." "(A-C) NO SHE ATE IT AND I WANT IT BACK!!!" "(C- E) RAVEN!....."
Silence.
Raven: "Yessss?"
MP: --pause-- --mumble mumble-- "WE WANT YOUR CHAKRA! AND YOUR PET CROWS! CAW CAW!" --screech--
Starfire: "Why is god so strange?"
Knives: "It's because he created Vash."
Robin: "Why would god want me to makeout with him? I mean, ewww. That definitely isn't god."
Silence.
IM: "But then, how did they know I raised my hand?"
Silence.
Falcon: "Well, isn't the answer obvious?"
Silence.
Falcon: --twitch-- "Vash, Knives, Milly and Meryl are from anime. Starfire, BB, and Raven are from a cartoon. Me, Robin, Secret and Impulse are from a comic book. Well, actually, I'm from the "real world" but I was transported to a comic book...."
RG: "What about me?"
Silence. And everyone stares at Falcon save Robin.
Robin: "It's a long story. (Read it in the New Girl and Falcon: The Series! (Shameless plug))"
Falcon: "They're obviously fangirls from a parallel deminsion. It must be one like mine because I swear I heard myself talk. But I didn't say anything so it can't be me cause I'm me but- ow headache."
MP: --screech-- "(L-S) SEE! SEE! I EVEN CONFUSE MYSELF!" --screech-- "(A-C) No Theorizing! Right, we're leaving now. Before you people can find anymore flaws. Bye" --screech-- "(C-E) I LOVE YOU KNIVES!" --screech-- "(L-S) MARRY ME ROBIN!"
The microphone is pulled back into the ceiling and thuds can be heard as if feet running away. Everyone stares at the ceiling.
BB: "Dude, why is god running?"
Knives: --growl-- "'Dude', it's NOT GOD!" --huff huff--
----In The Living Room----
The three pace back and forth in a single file line. (heheh) Ashley stops and everyone runs into her.
A-C: "We need to get their minds off the god issue. Otherwise, they'll figure everything out."
C-E: "WE'RE doomed DOOMED dooooooooomed!"
Leigh puts a hand over Eden's mouth.
L-S: "Clone?"
C-E: "mmph?"
L-S: "shut up."
Silence.
C-E: ".... TO THE DONUTS MACHINE!" --THUDTHUDTHUDTHUDthudthud thud thud---
L-S & A-C: --look at each other-- "We have a donut machine?!?"
They look at the tv and see a donut slide through a panel on the door.
----"The ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"----
They saw the donut slide on the floor. It's beautiful glazed shimmering in the little light that came from nowhere (--Smack-- STOP THAT LEIGH! NO PLOT HOLES! eh... hehehe). Oh the beauty. Hey, Considering they haven't eaten in twenty hours, a donut looks pretty godly. Silence. Everyone eyed each other, not making a move.
Then, SUDDENLY! They all DIVE for the DONUT! As if their lives depended on it! BUM BUM BUUUUUUUUUUM!
----End----
L-S/C-E/A-C: MY HANDS HURT! OH THE HORRIBLE PAIN! LIKE THOUSANDS OF HOT POKING IRONS STABBING INTO MY VERY NERVES.... ow.
Who gets the donut?! Will Falcon ever forgive Robin for calling her the "friend"? AND Will Vash ever put his clothes back on?! PROBABLY NOT! Will they escape from the room of doom DOOM dooooooom? --smack-- Find out on the next..... story!
Disclaimer: My hands hurt.... Leigh: We don't own Trigun, Batman, Young Justice, Teen T itnas, or fluffy bunnies. C-E: I do. Only the bunnies though. Leigh;....Shutup
Kurasmagirl556: THANKS DUDE! Errr DUDETTE! YEAH MAN! yeah. NEW CHAPTER YEAH! yeah.