The Furuba Jedi Mole Attack
Ch 2: Stun Guns and Nicotine Patches
Notes~~~~~~
Yohimi_Maki: YAY!!! I'm glad you liked it and we can share cheese sticks!!! *yum yum, eating cheese sticks* I think Kyou's gonna want some in this chapter though... better save some leftovers...
MysticSorceror: Thanks for reviewing! I was reading your story today and it's very good, but I've only just finished chapter 1! T.T Evil things keep taking me away from my computer *sob sob*
Oh, and about those green aliens... I lied ^_^ THEY'RE NOT HERE TO SAVE THE TREES!!!! THEY'RE HERE TO PLANT MUTANT BROCOLLIS THAT CAN SING ARG!!!!!
Oh yeah, and:
TheDarkSquiggle=TDS Mole People= M.P. Pet Rock Named Jessica= PRNJ
Don't worry you'll understand ^_^
Disclaimer~~~~~~~~~
Sadly, Hell will freeze over before I own Fruits Basket. T.T
Last Time~~~~~~~~~
Tohru, Momiji, Hatori, Haru, Kyou, Yuki, Ayame, and Shigure have all sadly fallen (or were pushed) in BIG, DARK HOLE and were KIDNAPPED and THEN TAKEN TO AN EVEN BIGGER, DARKER HOLE by EVIL mole people. Haru had people land on him as is thus very angry with the author, but knows complaints will only bring more pain MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Haru: WHAT WAS THAT?
TDS: O.O;; n-nothing...
Black Haru: Dammit you %&*#$ing ***** YOU'RE GONNA BURN IN HELL FOR THIS!!!!!
TDS:...*running*
Black Haru: *chasing*
TDS: *running towards open door, sees Tohru*
TDS: Quick let me in!
Tohru: *high on caffein* Kick her ass Haru!
TDS: O.O;; I solemnly swear not to have anything bad happen to you this chapter... I will even ... BUY YOU A COW BELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
White Haru: Really?
TDS: Yup, just hurt Tohru for me 'kay?... *walks off*
Black Haru: *Evil* I HAVE JOINED THE DARK SIDE!!!!!
Tohru: I LOVE EVERYONE!!!!!!! *pounding, punching, and bone breaking noises heard for next 2 hours.*
Story~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mole people (M.P.): Hut hut hut hut...
Yuki: I haven't talked for a while...
Shigure: Strange... where's Aya.....
Tohru: He escaped!!! ^_^
Mole person: Did you see where he went?
Yuki: Listen no matter what they do don't tell them where he went!!!!
Kyou: OBEI-WAN YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!!!!!!!!
Yuki: -_-+
Mole person: Miss, I must ask that you where he went, if we are to help him.
Tohru: ?
Mole Person: If we don't find him soon.... a llama will eat him...
Yuki: That's the stupidest thing I've ever he-
Shigure, Haru, and Tohru: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE LLAMAS!!!!!!!!!!
Kyou: Damn...
Yuki: What...?
Kyou: Well... THE SQUISHIES HAVE TAKEN OVER MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuki: Hatori is there any hope?
Hatori: *thinking**starts spazzing from nicotine cravings*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~10 min later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hatori: *whacking random people*
Kyou: THE GUACAMOLE PEOPLE WILL SAVE US!!!!!!!! COME OUT OF MY HEAD GUACAMOLE I WANT TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!! * bangs head on random objects but gets whacked by mole people for almost escaping*
Hatori: PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON!!!!!!!!!! *singing*
Momiji: ONIONS STICKS!!!!!!
Yuki: -_-+
Mole People: YAY!!!!!!!!... WAIT THERE ARE NO ONIONS STICKS HERE!!!!
Momiji: Oh I'm sorry, I was only trying to provide a distractions so we could all escape ^_^
Mole Person: Oh, ok. Please, where is that friend of yours?
Tohru: *thinking: Mom always said to give people a second chance* He went thata way ^_^ !!!!! ---
M.P: Thank you. *walks off*
~~~In the distance large whacking noises could be heard followed by yells and girly screams.
Tohru: They're friends now!!! ^_^
~~~ Very dead looking snake carried in
Aya: X_X
Shigure: MY LOVE!!!!!
Momiji: AYA!!!
Kyou: MY CHEESE STICKS!!!!!
M.P: The llama almost got him...
Pet Rock named Jessica: You lie!!! A CURSE A CURSE ON YOUR-*squish**Mole people stepped on rock*
Tohru: OMG! SOMEBODY'S HURT!!!! *ignoring bruised Sohmas* HATORI SAVE IT!!! *grabs pet rock and throws Nicotine patch at Hatori*
Hatori: Thanks! Wait why do you have a nicotine patch in the first place?
Tohru: DRUG FREE FOR 2 YEARS NOW!!!!! ^_^
Hatori: ... I doubt it...
M.P: *pulls out stun gun*
Everyone: X_X
So sadly all the Sohma's were unconscious as the mole people dragged them to their evil lair. Well except for Ayame, he was already pretty much dead, and Kyou who had gotten hit by lightening 45 times so far in his lifetime, so he was immune to stun guns (plus they had tried to arrest him at the airport last summer for having "weapons", which were actually kitty nail clippers, and was zapped several times for resisting arrest and streaking.) This would explain his bizarre behavior. Anyhow, when the Sohmas woke up they discovered the pet rock named Jessica was there (PRNJ) and that they were in a very small cage.
PRNJ: You better run while you can!
Everyone: O.O
PRNJ: I can predict the future.
Hatori: Did you put something else in this Nicotine patch Tohru?
Tohru: ^_^ I don't know
Kyou: I hear it too.... O.O
Hatori: Not a good sign...
PRNJ: SCREW YOU ALL I'M GONNA GO FIND MY SETO-KUN!!!!! *flies away*
Haru: Did you just see a flying-psychic -talking-petrock-with-bandages?
Hatori: No.
Kyou: Denial.
Hatori: *death glare*
Kyou: DE- -NILE IS A RIVER!!!!!!
Everyone;*sweatdrop*
M.P.: Take us to your leader!
Hatori: NEVER!!!!
Yuki: Why not just tell them, they might kill Akito for us!
Tohru: He's upstairs!
M.P.: In the land of the many lights?
Tohru: Yup
Everyone else: O.O;;
M.P.: For your insolence, we will force you to talk!
Everyone: ?
M.P.: Torture!!!!
Everyone: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Kyou: Haha!
M.P.: ?
Kyou: The cheese sticks tell me to burn things.....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
Will Aya die from his injuries?
Will the Furuba Groupies be tortured?
Will the FLYING PET ROCK SAVE THEM?
All this and more next time...... *dun dun dun* *Insert Rockie theme here*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
Kyou: Why do I say stupid things?
TDS: Because... that's how the world works...... actually it was because random things just pop into my head when I start typing and I can picture you doing something stupid...
Kyou: *sob*
Shigure: You're really too cruel...
TDS: yes, I know ^_^
Ch 2: Stun Guns and Nicotine Patches
Notes~~~~~~
Yohimi_Maki: YAY!!! I'm glad you liked it and we can share cheese sticks!!! *yum yum, eating cheese sticks* I think Kyou's gonna want some in this chapter though... better save some leftovers...
MysticSorceror: Thanks for reviewing! I was reading your story today and it's very good, but I've only just finished chapter 1! T.T Evil things keep taking me away from my computer *sob sob*
Oh, and about those green aliens... I lied ^_^ THEY'RE NOT HERE TO SAVE THE TREES!!!! THEY'RE HERE TO PLANT MUTANT BROCOLLIS THAT CAN SING ARG!!!!!
Oh yeah, and:
TheDarkSquiggle=TDS Mole People= M.P. Pet Rock Named Jessica= PRNJ
Don't worry you'll understand ^_^
Disclaimer~~~~~~~~~
Sadly, Hell will freeze over before I own Fruits Basket. T.T
Last Time~~~~~~~~~
Tohru, Momiji, Hatori, Haru, Kyou, Yuki, Ayame, and Shigure have all sadly fallen (or were pushed) in BIG, DARK HOLE and were KIDNAPPED and THEN TAKEN TO AN EVEN BIGGER, DARKER HOLE by EVIL mole people. Haru had people land on him as is thus very angry with the author, but knows complaints will only bring more pain MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Haru: WHAT WAS THAT?
TDS: O.O;; n-nothing...
Black Haru: Dammit you %&*#$ing ***** YOU'RE GONNA BURN IN HELL FOR THIS!!!!!
TDS:...*running*
Black Haru: *chasing*
TDS: *running towards open door, sees Tohru*
TDS: Quick let me in!
Tohru: *high on caffein* Kick her ass Haru!
TDS: O.O;; I solemnly swear not to have anything bad happen to you this chapter... I will even ... BUY YOU A COW BELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
White Haru: Really?
TDS: Yup, just hurt Tohru for me 'kay?... *walks off*
Black Haru: *Evil* I HAVE JOINED THE DARK SIDE!!!!!
Tohru: I LOVE EVERYONE!!!!!!! *pounding, punching, and bone breaking noises heard for next 2 hours.*
Story~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mole people (M.P.): Hut hut hut hut...
Yuki: I haven't talked for a while...
Shigure: Strange... where's Aya.....
Tohru: He escaped!!! ^_^
Mole person: Did you see where he went?
Yuki: Listen no matter what they do don't tell them where he went!!!!
Kyou: OBEI-WAN YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!!!!!!!!
Yuki: -_-+
Mole person: Miss, I must ask that you where he went, if we are to help him.
Tohru: ?
Mole Person: If we don't find him soon.... a llama will eat him...
Yuki: That's the stupidest thing I've ever he-
Shigure, Haru, and Tohru: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE LLAMAS!!!!!!!!!!
Kyou: Damn...
Yuki: What...?
Kyou: Well... THE SQUISHIES HAVE TAKEN OVER MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuki: Hatori is there any hope?
Hatori: *thinking**starts spazzing from nicotine cravings*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~10 min later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hatori: *whacking random people*
Kyou: THE GUACAMOLE PEOPLE WILL SAVE US!!!!!!!! COME OUT OF MY HEAD GUACAMOLE I WANT TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!! * bangs head on random objects but gets whacked by mole people for almost escaping*
Hatori: PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON!!!!!!!!!! *singing*
Momiji: ONIONS STICKS!!!!!!
Yuki: -_-+
Mole People: YAY!!!!!!!!... WAIT THERE ARE NO ONIONS STICKS HERE!!!!
Momiji: Oh I'm sorry, I was only trying to provide a distractions so we could all escape ^_^
Mole Person: Oh, ok. Please, where is that friend of yours?
Tohru: *thinking: Mom always said to give people a second chance* He went thata way ^_^ !!!!! ---
M.P: Thank you. *walks off*
~~~In the distance large whacking noises could be heard followed by yells and girly screams.
Tohru: They're friends now!!! ^_^
~~~ Very dead looking snake carried in
Aya: X_X
Shigure: MY LOVE!!!!!
Momiji: AYA!!!
Kyou: MY CHEESE STICKS!!!!!
M.P: The llama almost got him...
Pet Rock named Jessica: You lie!!! A CURSE A CURSE ON YOUR-*squish**Mole people stepped on rock*
Tohru: OMG! SOMEBODY'S HURT!!!! *ignoring bruised Sohmas* HATORI SAVE IT!!! *grabs pet rock and throws Nicotine patch at Hatori*
Hatori: Thanks! Wait why do you have a nicotine patch in the first place?
Tohru: DRUG FREE FOR 2 YEARS NOW!!!!! ^_^
Hatori: ... I doubt it...
M.P: *pulls out stun gun*
Everyone: X_X
So sadly all the Sohma's were unconscious as the mole people dragged them to their evil lair. Well except for Ayame, he was already pretty much dead, and Kyou who had gotten hit by lightening 45 times so far in his lifetime, so he was immune to stun guns (plus they had tried to arrest him at the airport last summer for having "weapons", which were actually kitty nail clippers, and was zapped several times for resisting arrest and streaking.) This would explain his bizarre behavior. Anyhow, when the Sohmas woke up they discovered the pet rock named Jessica was there (PRNJ) and that they were in a very small cage.
PRNJ: You better run while you can!
Everyone: O.O
PRNJ: I can predict the future.
Hatori: Did you put something else in this Nicotine patch Tohru?
Tohru: ^_^ I don't know
Kyou: I hear it too.... O.O
Hatori: Not a good sign...
PRNJ: SCREW YOU ALL I'M GONNA GO FIND MY SETO-KUN!!!!! *flies away*
Haru: Did you just see a flying-psychic -talking-petrock-with-bandages?
Hatori: No.
Kyou: Denial.
Hatori: *death glare*
Kyou: DE- -NILE IS A RIVER!!!!!!
Everyone;*sweatdrop*
M.P.: Take us to your leader!
Hatori: NEVER!!!!
Yuki: Why not just tell them, they might kill Akito for us!
Tohru: He's upstairs!
M.P.: In the land of the many lights?
Tohru: Yup
Everyone else: O.O;;
M.P.: For your insolence, we will force you to talk!
Everyone: ?
M.P.: Torture!!!!
Everyone: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Kyou: Haha!
M.P.: ?
Kyou: The cheese sticks tell me to burn things.....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
Will Aya die from his injuries?
Will the Furuba Groupies be tortured?
Will the FLYING PET ROCK SAVE THEM?
All this and more next time...... *dun dun dun* *Insert Rockie theme here*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
Kyou: Why do I say stupid things?
TDS: Because... that's how the world works...... actually it was because random things just pop into my head when I start typing and I can picture you doing something stupid...
Kyou: *sob*
Shigure: You're really too cruel...
TDS: yes, I know ^_^