The Furuba Jedi Mole Attack : CHAPTER 4: WEDDING BELLS, MURDERS, AND DARTH VADER
Alls well in the realm of normalness... or so the average everyday people of Normaltown thought. Until they saw...A BIG PURPLE CARROT. So they filmed it and won a hundred bucks on Real TV and erected a statue entitled "Deep Purple".... The End.
Disclaimer If I owned a Ketchup company or a pasta company I would buy Fruits Basket... but I don't.
Author Notes To All: I'm sensing a large change in the force... EVIL!!!!!!!!!! OH NO HELL'S FREEZING OVER!! ITZ DARTH VADER THEME THE RETURN OF THE EVIL AKITO FANS NOOOOOOO!!!
Sophie-chan: I'm glad you like Akito... and I never listened to Lavendar in the first place.... jk
Pirate Captain Kimi the Great: O.O I'm glad you liked it ... strange my friends and family call me kimi... we're probably evil twins.... anyhow kudos to you for having the most unique sn I've ever seen. PIRATES ARGGGGGGG!!!!! HARDY HAR HAR! WHERE'S ME EYEPATCH? And I give you points for not being cliche and saying "I like Akito." (jk Akito fans).
Akito Sohma: Which skinny bastard? Akito or Yuki? Their both skinny and both bastards... not in a bad way cough cough but I don't see thier parents hanging around... lol yes poor Yuki will probably go to the hospital.
Natsuruby: I need to put you on a restraining order...
Akito this Akito that .... whats wrong with this world!!!!????? pulling out hair I feel in the minority here T.T I must be the only Hatori fan in the world (not counting those scary people who think gay Hatoris and drunk Hatoris are cool... weird people..... I mean I'm weird but not that weird.... that's like those sessXrin people.. weirdos..... cough cough cough MIKEALA cough child molestation should be outlawed![Kyou: it is outlawed idiot -- ] The great Dustbunny Commands it!).
However I randomly support sessXkagura HatorixMayuko or whatever her name was.. the teacher lady... yeah... and AkitoXyuki just kidding but that would be hilarious....Yuki really would go to the hospital... pictures in head Akito: Make me pancakes! Yuki: They're fattening... Akito: I SAID MAKE ME PANCAKES DAMMITMIT!!! WHACKING MERCILESSLY
Sports Break TDS: We interrupt this broadcast to bring you the latest on celebrity sports! Now today were interviewing Sesshomaru at a golf course! So, what do you do as a hobby?
Sesshomaru: Well, I kill small annoyances glares evillythinking what an idiot, what would my hobby be if I'm at a GOLF course?!
TDS: Uh. ha....ha. ha...?! makes a break for it and jumps the fence
Sesshomaru: My plan has worked! Come along caddies sing song voice I need to go beat Tiger Woods drives off in golf cartblasting "Rollout" from speakersgolf cart bounces gangsta style down hill
Last time Everyone escaped on two ships except for Hatori, Shigure, and Aya... who were abandoned by "the skinny bastard" Yuki (-- as said by akitosohma) and are currently surrounded by Mole peoples ahhhhhh.....
The twin ships were launched into the depths of space and the crew (plus certain cursed people) watched as the ground bellow them shrank to nothing. The crew had walked out of the tunnels and into the sunlit land where their ships had landed and stupidly got onto them (if they wanted to go back HOME then I don't think they should have blasted off into space, no?)
Yuki: Wait! I thought we were supposed to be going home!
TDS: My point exactly! This author is getting bored fast!
Akito: glares from other ship window
TDS: Oh by the way, the groupings are like this:
Spaceship #1
-Tohru
-Momiji
-Kyou
Space Ship #2
-Yuki
-Akito
-Haru
... Yes, Yuki will be making many visits to the hospital today.... anyways... In the next few moments, Yuki was continuously beaten on the head with random objects like chairs, tables, and watermelons thrown by Akito that came out of his Marry Poppins Bag. Nonetheless, Yuki survived after taking an Advil and was soon hired to be in an Advil commercial for women with menstrual cramps. Yuki was not pleased with this idea so he told his agent to get lost, but technically Yuki was lost..... LOST IN SPACE! (bad pun I know) Akito was not doing anything illegal today. Aside from the usual drugs and so on...[Haru was thinking it though..]) so Yuki thanked God and locked himself in the closet. (By the way there were other Jedis on the spaceship, but Akito hit them all on the head with vases and found out what brains looked like.
He thought it was playdooh.
Akito: Yuki come here....
Yuki: ...
Akito: I command you to come...
Yuki: hiding in closet
Akito: Oh well... ooohh I made a knife out of playdooh! , (--- minor note: my sister has informed me playdough is spelled like this p-l-a-y-d-o- u-g-h.)
Meanwhile on the other ship it was a party all night long (still had those glow sticks) and since sadly neither the crew or the passengers had a brain... they drifted towards a large black hole...
And didn't notice.
Tohru: This sure is fun! But I wonder where Yuki is?
Since Kyou was a genius in the making (or so he thought), he knew better than to tell the truth so he wisely, with his most intellectual mind said:
HE'S TALKING WITH THE MIFFERS!
Luckily, Tohru's brain was broken so she didn't notice anything strange... (and no, Akito didn't do it ... she was born that way...)
Tohru: Oh that sounds like fun!
Momiji: YAY CAN WE SING ABOUT CHEESE!!!???
Tohru: SURE!
Momiji: AND RAINY DAYS AND MONDAYS?
Tohru: Okay!
Momiji: AND THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT!!?? (He's on the mushroom can folks!)
Okay....anyyyyyyyways..... in the mean time (we'll spare you from the singing...) The whatever-the-hell-trio was in deep-not-space-trouble! gasp They formed huddle and made a plan! APPLAUSE sign is held up to audienceclapping is heard
Shigure: ALAS THE END IS NEAR THERE'S.... NO.. MORE..AIR..... falls over twitching
Aya: Noooooooooo SSHHHHHHIIIIIIGGGGGGUUUUUURRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! I CAN"T GO ON WITHOUT YOU!!!! falls over
silence .... ... Hatori: ... -- THWAK! kicks Aya and Shigure
Shigure: Ouch.
Aya: ITS A MIRACLE WE'RE ALIVE!!!!!!! HA-CHAN I SAW THE LIGHT!!!!!
Hatori: No you didn't.
Aya: OK!!!
M.P.: ...evil grin MUAHAHAHAHAHA BEHOLD THE CHEESE SHREDDER OF DOOM!!!!!!
Shigure: I thoguht it was The Potatoe Shooters of Doom....
M.P.: We had to change it... last time we were sued for copyright infringement.
Shigure: ?
Hatori: Copying other peoples works and saying it's your own.
Shigure: .... -- ..... O.O That's illegal???? starts burnig his own stories mumbles Have to get rid of the evidence...
M.P.: We're getting off topic ATTACK!!!!!
Groupies: huddle huddle huddleRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN
So Hatori did his part of the plan and provided a distraction by ... running and jumping in the middle of the angry mob.
Hatori: Ok! ... time to do your part of the plan.... Hello... Shigure.... Aya... moles with shovels closing in O.O anyone...clobbering noises heard
Shigure:: Did you hear something?
Aya: Nope. Anyway as I was saying...I'm hoping to incorporate blue with... pulls out dress designs gold. What do you think?
Shigure: Oh, Yuki will love them! evil grin
Aya: One step closer to bridging the gap between us!
Hatori: H...e...l....l....o... very dead looking
Shigure: Oh there you are! Aya wanted a second opinion on his outfit designs for Yuki!
Hatori: Aren't...you.... forgetting.... something...
Aya: Oh yes that's right! pulls out more dresses Look matching dresses for EVERYONE!! pulls one over Shigure's head Okay Ha-chan it's your turn!!! Ha-chan...? Ha-chan...?? Where arrrrrrrrreeeeeee youuuu????
Hatori:... I'm leaving now...
Shigure: still wearing dress Where are the mole people?
Hatori: Oh I gave them some of Akito's medicine and they went nuts and started trying get high off of celery.
Shigure: I've never tried that... is it possible?
M.P.: Sitting in corner rocking back and forth with blanket over head MUFFINS!!! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!!! MAKE THE HEADS STOP TALKING!!!!!!!!! Staring at a rock on the ground DAMMITMIT CHARLES I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR ADVICE chucks rock I'M SORRY CHARLES petting rock
Hatori: Evidently so..
Other M.P.: THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MACCARONI RUN!!! HUMPTYDUMPTY WAS PUSHED!!!
Shigure: I think that would explain why Akito is the way he is...
Hatori: Ah yes... the side effects of life saving drugs... it turns you into a homicidal maniac...
Shigure: That explains a lot... scooting away you know... there's places for people like that...called Happy Homes.
Hatori: Yes and there's a place for people like you called a Correctional Faucility.
Shigure: Yes I know I've been there.
Aya: OH NO THEY'RE CLOSING IN!!!!!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!
Shigure: WAIT WHAT'S THAT?
Aya: IT'S A BIRD
Shigure: IT'S A PLANE!!!!
Hatori: It is not...
Aya: Continuing anyways IT'S INDIANA JONES!!!!!! theme music
Shigure: WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST!!!
Indiana: Is this Chicago?
Shigure: SAVE MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Indiana: Ok...swings down grabs Shigure and Ayacomes back for Hatori
Hatori: pushes Indiana off rope I can manage on my own thank you...
So everyone was safely standing on a ledge away from the mole people... that is until it CRUMBLED AND FELL INTO A BOTTOMLESS PIT!!!!!!! And thus they all fell off and died. Just kidding... only Hatori and Indy died because they weren't wearing dresses. Actually they landed in a giant bounce house and flew onto the ledge again while crashing into Aya and Shigure on their way up. Then they fell again but they MISSED THE BOUNCER! SPLAT MAUAHAHAHHAHAHA.... Okay, okay I lied... they actually faked their deaths and pulled their money together (with them Mole peoples as well 'cause THEY GOT THE BLING BLING!!! to fly to Las Vegas where they hit the lottery because Kana was working the Blackjack table and rigged it so they would ALWAYS WIN!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHHA! Yes so they all flew (again) to San Francisco so Aya and Shigure could officially become a married couple... with Michael Jackson as their priest (and kana and Hatori got remarried 'cause her first husband "mysteriously" disappeared [in reality.. Kana killed him! She just wanted the man's money!!! Yup, POISON!! O.O and little did Hatori know... that HE WAS NEXT ON HER HIT LIST!! AHHHHH RUN MAN RUN!!! SHE ONLY WANTS YOUR MONEY!! Of course he didn't know so... three days later he went MIA]). Naturally the wedding caused a riot in exactly 145, 887, 101 cities around the world because all the scary Shigure fan girls wanted him for themselves, but then when those 145, 887, 101 cities found out that there were 145, 887,100 cities besides themselves filled with 1.2 million raving fan girls each who were all Shigure stalkers, WWIII broke out, but since now the these fan girls had space ships, laser cannons and 1 million and one potatoes chips, they accidentally hit Ship number two! So thus Akito (ha ha sucker! BURN IN HELL!!!), Haru (the cow really did jump over the moon) and Yuki (he found out the moon was made of cheese after all) all died. Ship number one got lost in space and went cannibal and started trying to eat each other. IT WAS LIKE SURVIVOR BUT SCARIER!!!! Of course, Tohru offered to be eaten first because that's how she was, so they did. Needless to say she died. Momiji was about to be eaten by Kyo (since only the crew ate Tohru; Momiji and Kyo were actually very upset and had to be tranquillized) when the Darth Vader theme filled the air!!! IT WAS NONE OTHER THAN THE DEATHSTAR!!!!! AHHHHHHH!
Momiji: AHHHHHHHHH DARTH VADER!!!!!!
Darth Vader: removes mask
Kyo: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HANAJIMA!!!!! getting shocked
Okay so Kyo and Momiji joined the Dark side and took over the Earth. Aya and Shigure lived happily ever after. Hatori "disappeared" and Kana ran off with all his money.
THE END!!!!!!! MAY THE CARROT BE WITH YOU!!!!!!!
THANK YOU READERS!!! DON'T FORGET TO SAVE THE WOLVES!!!!
At done-writing partyMUNCH MUNCHEverybody eating food
Momiji: I GOT A JOKE!!! WANNA HEAR?
Kyo: No dammit!!!
Momiji: A dog, a cat, and a mouse walk into a bar....
Kagura: MY LOOOOOOOVEEEEEE!!!!
Kyo: Aw, hell. You weren't even in this story!!! RUNNING VERY FAST
Kagura: NOTHING CAN KEEP US APART LOVE!!!! RUNNING WAY FASTER THAN KYO
Shigure and Aya: We've been inspired by your story to live together FOREVER!!!!
Hatori: I believe my death was unnecessary...
TDS: Too bad...
Tohru: PANCAKES!!!!!
Akito: ... These... are... my... pancakes
Tohru: OK!!!
Thank you to my test subjects Jess, Neena, Nat, and Daniella.
I'd like to thank Nat and Jess for allowing me to make them a random object/person. And
I'd like to thank Mikaela (I spelled your name right!) for letting me poke fun at your ideas.
I'd like to thank Daniella for her cameo role too.
Oh and Neena I'm sorry but your hat didn't make an appearance... next time I promise!
MAUHAHAHA!!! NEXT EXPERIMENT: THE FRANKFURTER FORT WAR (Wolf's Rain)
Alls well in the realm of normalness... or so the average everyday people of Normaltown thought. Until they saw...A BIG PURPLE CARROT. So they filmed it and won a hundred bucks on Real TV and erected a statue entitled "Deep Purple".... The End.
Disclaimer If I owned a Ketchup company or a pasta company I would buy Fruits Basket... but I don't.
Author Notes To All: I'm sensing a large change in the force... EVIL!!!!!!!!!! OH NO HELL'S FREEZING OVER!! ITZ DARTH VADER THEME THE RETURN OF THE EVIL AKITO FANS NOOOOOOO!!!
Sophie-chan: I'm glad you like Akito... and I never listened to Lavendar in the first place.... jk
Pirate Captain Kimi the Great: O.O I'm glad you liked it ... strange my friends and family call me kimi... we're probably evil twins.... anyhow kudos to you for having the most unique sn I've ever seen. PIRATES ARGGGGGGG!!!!! HARDY HAR HAR! WHERE'S ME EYEPATCH? And I give you points for not being cliche and saying "I like Akito." (jk Akito fans).
Akito Sohma: Which skinny bastard? Akito or Yuki? Their both skinny and both bastards... not in a bad way cough cough but I don't see thier parents hanging around... lol yes poor Yuki will probably go to the hospital.
Natsuruby: I need to put you on a restraining order...
Akito this Akito that .... whats wrong with this world!!!!????? pulling out hair I feel in the minority here T.T I must be the only Hatori fan in the world (not counting those scary people who think gay Hatoris and drunk Hatoris are cool... weird people..... I mean I'm weird but not that weird.... that's like those sessXrin people.. weirdos..... cough cough cough MIKEALA cough child molestation should be outlawed![Kyou: it is outlawed idiot -- ] The great Dustbunny Commands it!).
However I randomly support sessXkagura HatorixMayuko or whatever her name was.. the teacher lady... yeah... and AkitoXyuki just kidding but that would be hilarious....Yuki really would go to the hospital... pictures in head Akito: Make me pancakes! Yuki: They're fattening... Akito: I SAID MAKE ME PANCAKES DAMMITMIT!!! WHACKING MERCILESSLY
Sports Break TDS: We interrupt this broadcast to bring you the latest on celebrity sports! Now today were interviewing Sesshomaru at a golf course! So, what do you do as a hobby?
Sesshomaru: Well, I kill small annoyances glares evillythinking what an idiot, what would my hobby be if I'm at a GOLF course?!
TDS: Uh. ha....ha. ha...?! makes a break for it and jumps the fence
Sesshomaru: My plan has worked! Come along caddies sing song voice I need to go beat Tiger Woods drives off in golf cartblasting "Rollout" from speakersgolf cart bounces gangsta style down hill
Last time Everyone escaped on two ships except for Hatori, Shigure, and Aya... who were abandoned by "the skinny bastard" Yuki (-- as said by akitosohma) and are currently surrounded by Mole peoples ahhhhhh.....
The twin ships were launched into the depths of space and the crew (plus certain cursed people) watched as the ground bellow them shrank to nothing. The crew had walked out of the tunnels and into the sunlit land where their ships had landed and stupidly got onto them (if they wanted to go back HOME then I don't think they should have blasted off into space, no?)
Yuki: Wait! I thought we were supposed to be going home!
TDS: My point exactly! This author is getting bored fast!
Akito: glares from other ship window
TDS: Oh by the way, the groupings are like this:
Spaceship #1
-Tohru
-Momiji
-Kyou
Space Ship #2
-Yuki
-Akito
-Haru
... Yes, Yuki will be making many visits to the hospital today.... anyways... In the next few moments, Yuki was continuously beaten on the head with random objects like chairs, tables, and watermelons thrown by Akito that came out of his Marry Poppins Bag. Nonetheless, Yuki survived after taking an Advil and was soon hired to be in an Advil commercial for women with menstrual cramps. Yuki was not pleased with this idea so he told his agent to get lost, but technically Yuki was lost..... LOST IN SPACE! (bad pun I know) Akito was not doing anything illegal today. Aside from the usual drugs and so on...[Haru was thinking it though..]) so Yuki thanked God and locked himself in the closet. (By the way there were other Jedis on the spaceship, but Akito hit them all on the head with vases and found out what brains looked like.
He thought it was playdooh.
Akito: Yuki come here....
Yuki: ...
Akito: I command you to come...
Yuki: hiding in closet
Akito: Oh well... ooohh I made a knife out of playdooh! , (--- minor note: my sister has informed me playdough is spelled like this p-l-a-y-d-o- u-g-h.)
Meanwhile on the other ship it was a party all night long (still had those glow sticks) and since sadly neither the crew or the passengers had a brain... they drifted towards a large black hole...
And didn't notice.
Tohru: This sure is fun! But I wonder where Yuki is?
Since Kyou was a genius in the making (or so he thought), he knew better than to tell the truth so he wisely, with his most intellectual mind said:
HE'S TALKING WITH THE MIFFERS!
Luckily, Tohru's brain was broken so she didn't notice anything strange... (and no, Akito didn't do it ... she was born that way...)
Tohru: Oh that sounds like fun!
Momiji: YAY CAN WE SING ABOUT CHEESE!!!???
Tohru: SURE!
Momiji: AND RAINY DAYS AND MONDAYS?
Tohru: Okay!
Momiji: AND THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT!!?? (He's on the mushroom can folks!)
Okay....anyyyyyyyways..... in the mean time (we'll spare you from the singing...) The whatever-the-hell-trio was in deep-not-space-trouble! gasp They formed huddle and made a plan! APPLAUSE sign is held up to audienceclapping is heard
Shigure: ALAS THE END IS NEAR THERE'S.... NO.. MORE..AIR..... falls over twitching
Aya: Noooooooooo SSHHHHHHIIIIIIGGGGGGUUUUUURRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! I CAN"T GO ON WITHOUT YOU!!!! falls over
silence .... ... Hatori: ... -- THWAK! kicks Aya and Shigure
Shigure: Ouch.
Aya: ITS A MIRACLE WE'RE ALIVE!!!!!!! HA-CHAN I SAW THE LIGHT!!!!!
Hatori: No you didn't.
Aya: OK!!!
M.P.: ...evil grin MUAHAHAHAHAHA BEHOLD THE CHEESE SHREDDER OF DOOM!!!!!!
Shigure: I thoguht it was The Potatoe Shooters of Doom....
M.P.: We had to change it... last time we were sued for copyright infringement.
Shigure: ?
Hatori: Copying other peoples works and saying it's your own.
Shigure: .... -- ..... O.O That's illegal???? starts burnig his own stories mumbles Have to get rid of the evidence...
M.P.: We're getting off topic ATTACK!!!!!
Groupies: huddle huddle huddleRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN
So Hatori did his part of the plan and provided a distraction by ... running and jumping in the middle of the angry mob.
Hatori: Ok! ... time to do your part of the plan.... Hello... Shigure.... Aya... moles with shovels closing in O.O anyone...clobbering noises heard
Shigure:: Did you hear something?
Aya: Nope. Anyway as I was saying...I'm hoping to incorporate blue with... pulls out dress designs gold. What do you think?
Shigure: Oh, Yuki will love them! evil grin
Aya: One step closer to bridging the gap between us!
Hatori: H...e...l....l....o... very dead looking
Shigure: Oh there you are! Aya wanted a second opinion on his outfit designs for Yuki!
Hatori: Aren't...you.... forgetting.... something...
Aya: Oh yes that's right! pulls out more dresses Look matching dresses for EVERYONE!! pulls one over Shigure's head Okay Ha-chan it's your turn!!! Ha-chan...? Ha-chan...?? Where arrrrrrrrreeeeeee youuuu????
Hatori:... I'm leaving now...
Shigure: still wearing dress Where are the mole people?
Hatori: Oh I gave them some of Akito's medicine and they went nuts and started trying get high off of celery.
Shigure: I've never tried that... is it possible?
M.P.: Sitting in corner rocking back and forth with blanket over head MUFFINS!!! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!!! MAKE THE HEADS STOP TALKING!!!!!!!!! Staring at a rock on the ground DAMMITMIT CHARLES I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR ADVICE chucks rock I'M SORRY CHARLES petting rock
Hatori: Evidently so..
Other M.P.: THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MACCARONI RUN!!! HUMPTYDUMPTY WAS PUSHED!!!
Shigure: I think that would explain why Akito is the way he is...
Hatori: Ah yes... the side effects of life saving drugs... it turns you into a homicidal maniac...
Shigure: That explains a lot... scooting away you know... there's places for people like that...called Happy Homes.
Hatori: Yes and there's a place for people like you called a Correctional Faucility.
Shigure: Yes I know I've been there.
Aya: OH NO THEY'RE CLOSING IN!!!!!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!
Shigure: WAIT WHAT'S THAT?
Aya: IT'S A BIRD
Shigure: IT'S A PLANE!!!!
Hatori: It is not...
Aya: Continuing anyways IT'S INDIANA JONES!!!!!! theme music
Shigure: WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST!!!
Indiana: Is this Chicago?
Shigure: SAVE MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Indiana: Ok...swings down grabs Shigure and Ayacomes back for Hatori
Hatori: pushes Indiana off rope I can manage on my own thank you...
So everyone was safely standing on a ledge away from the mole people... that is until it CRUMBLED AND FELL INTO A BOTTOMLESS PIT!!!!!!! And thus they all fell off and died. Just kidding... only Hatori and Indy died because they weren't wearing dresses. Actually they landed in a giant bounce house and flew onto the ledge again while crashing into Aya and Shigure on their way up. Then they fell again but they MISSED THE BOUNCER! SPLAT MAUAHAHAHHAHAHA.... Okay, okay I lied... they actually faked their deaths and pulled their money together (with them Mole peoples as well 'cause THEY GOT THE BLING BLING!!! to fly to Las Vegas where they hit the lottery because Kana was working the Blackjack table and rigged it so they would ALWAYS WIN!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHHA! Yes so they all flew (again) to San Francisco so Aya and Shigure could officially become a married couple... with Michael Jackson as their priest (and kana and Hatori got remarried 'cause her first husband "mysteriously" disappeared [in reality.. Kana killed him! She just wanted the man's money!!! Yup, POISON!! O.O and little did Hatori know... that HE WAS NEXT ON HER HIT LIST!! AHHHHH RUN MAN RUN!!! SHE ONLY WANTS YOUR MONEY!! Of course he didn't know so... three days later he went MIA]). Naturally the wedding caused a riot in exactly 145, 887, 101 cities around the world because all the scary Shigure fan girls wanted him for themselves, but then when those 145, 887, 101 cities found out that there were 145, 887,100 cities besides themselves filled with 1.2 million raving fan girls each who were all Shigure stalkers, WWIII broke out, but since now the these fan girls had space ships, laser cannons and 1 million and one potatoes chips, they accidentally hit Ship number two! So thus Akito (ha ha sucker! BURN IN HELL!!!), Haru (the cow really did jump over the moon) and Yuki (he found out the moon was made of cheese after all) all died. Ship number one got lost in space and went cannibal and started trying to eat each other. IT WAS LIKE SURVIVOR BUT SCARIER!!!! Of course, Tohru offered to be eaten first because that's how she was, so they did. Needless to say she died. Momiji was about to be eaten by Kyo (since only the crew ate Tohru; Momiji and Kyo were actually very upset and had to be tranquillized) when the Darth Vader theme filled the air!!! IT WAS NONE OTHER THAN THE DEATHSTAR!!!!! AHHHHHHH!
Momiji: AHHHHHHHHH DARTH VADER!!!!!!
Darth Vader: removes mask
Kyo: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HANAJIMA!!!!! getting shocked
Okay so Kyo and Momiji joined the Dark side and took over the Earth. Aya and Shigure lived happily ever after. Hatori "disappeared" and Kana ran off with all his money.
THE END!!!!!!! MAY THE CARROT BE WITH YOU!!!!!!!
THANK YOU READERS!!! DON'T FORGET TO SAVE THE WOLVES!!!!
At done-writing partyMUNCH MUNCHEverybody eating food
Momiji: I GOT A JOKE!!! WANNA HEAR?
Kyo: No dammit!!!
Momiji: A dog, a cat, and a mouse walk into a bar....
Kagura: MY LOOOOOOOVEEEEEE!!!!
Kyo: Aw, hell. You weren't even in this story!!! RUNNING VERY FAST
Kagura: NOTHING CAN KEEP US APART LOVE!!!! RUNNING WAY FASTER THAN KYO
Shigure and Aya: We've been inspired by your story to live together FOREVER!!!!
Hatori: I believe my death was unnecessary...
TDS: Too bad...
Tohru: PANCAKES!!!!!
Akito: ... These... are... my... pancakes
Tohru: OK!!!
Thank you to my test subjects Jess, Neena, Nat, and Daniella.
I'd like to thank Nat and Jess for allowing me to make them a random object/person. And
I'd like to thank Mikaela (I spelled your name right!) for letting me poke fun at your ideas.
I'd like to thank Daniella for her cameo role too.
Oh and Neena I'm sorry but your hat didn't make an appearance... next time I promise!
MAUHAHAHA!!! NEXT EXPERIMENT: THE FRANKFURTER FORT WAR (Wolf's Rain)