Neth: YAY! WE'RE BACK!
Rea: Sorry...Neth and I needed a little...recuperation time I suppose one could say.
Neth: Yes...but...then we started listening to Maroon5...and, their songs being so damn sexual finally inspired us to write!
Rea: This fic is now dedicated to Maroon 5...I love those guys.
Neth: Yeah so moving on, same warnings...but um...perhaps the lemon may actually be real this time...Rea...cough
Rea: I know...I promised sex...and there will be some. So um...read on readers of my fic...enjoy!
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Chapter 3- A Gay Ol' Time With Sakura Bashing
The days following recent events rushed by in a blur of naked Kakashi and large bowls of ramen. Naruto could not have been happier. One may even swear there was an extra bounce in his step.
Although Sasuke was acting rather strangely around Kakashi and him...Naruto couldn't help notice him being generally nicer. Naruto thought perhaps if Sasuke thought if he was nice to him, Naruto would put in a good word with Kakashi or something...but he wasn't sure.
Naruto bounced along to Kakashi's one morning after a good night's rest. He hadn't been home in quite some time and figured a sleep in his own bed may do him some good. Then again...any sleep would do him good. When you're sleeping over at your gorgeous sensei's house...not much sleep gets accomplished in a night let me tell you.
He smiled at on coming pedestrians, waving cheerfully at them, occasionally stopping to chat for a few moments. He decided to pick up Kakashi a few flowers on the way, just to say "I Love You".
"I really do love him..." Naruto sighed picking out several brightly coloured flowers.
"Love who?" A shrill voice interrupted the peaceful air. Naruto wheeled around, finding himself standing in front of a surprisingly annoying young woman with pale pink hair and a matching ensemble.
"Oh...hi Sakura..." Naruto puffed.
"You didn't answer my question." She giggled annoyingly...A/N Rea: Notice how I hate Sakura...
"Oh, um...just my new goldfish..uh." Naruto looked around for a moment "...Hat." he finally said noticing a woman walking past wearing a large floral hat.
"Hat?" Sakura asked giving Naruto one of her famous "you-good-for-nothing- dumb-ass" looks.
"Yes, its name is Hat. And I like it that way thank you very much." Naruto paid for his flowers and walked away from an extremely confused Saukra. "My god that girl needs to shut up." He mumbled.
"Who needs to shut up now?" a voice rang from behind him.
"Why can't people just not talk to me...My God it's the second person, who a) I don't who the hell it could be and b) interrupts me, that has talked to me today." Naruto said under his breath. He turned around slowly...finally seeing Sasuke staring at him when he was fully turned around. "Oh...hi. I was just commenting on Sakura."
"Oh...I see." Sasuke said not taking his eyes off Naruto. "So...how's everything."
Naruto knew immediately he didn't actually mean everything...Neth: Well no shit...what a stupid thing to think... Rea: Shut up neth!, he knew he meant "Kakashi" more specifically "You and Kakashi".
"Just lovely thank you. Now if you don't mind I have places to go."
"I do mind." Sasuke said lightly grabbing Naruto on the shoulder.
"Hot damn boy...you've got damn fine hands." Naruto thought mentally pinching himself. "Wha...what are you doing?"
"I've been trying to talk to you alone since last week...since that day you were at Kakashi's."
"Why didn't you just...hey wait...how did you know I was there?" Naruto said looking utterly puzzled.
Sasuke laughed...God his laugh was sexy. "I just knew...I'm not THAT slow you know."
"Well yeah but...why didn't you just tell me you wanted to talk."
"It's easier if I catch you off guard." Sasuke said, smiling a little. "Anyway...before you run off again, I need to...um...do this."
"Do what...what are you..." Naruto's words were cut short with a kiss from Sasuke. His lips were soft and still slightly wet from talking. It was like a kiss from an angel. He grabbed Naruto by the neck and pulled him in closer, breathing in heavily through the nose.
Finally they broke apart...not taking their eyes off one another. Naruto smiled at Sasuke...he secretly deep down had always wanted this.
"So...there you have it." Sasuke said. "Sorry about that."
"No really, its alright."
"Can it ever happen again?" Sasuke asked.
"I think I can arrange that." Naruto smiled, blushing slightly.
Behind a well-placed bush, nosey little Sakura stood staring at Naruto and Sasuke in awe and bewilderment. "So...Naruto doesn't really have a new gold fish then..." She tried to get a closer look but it only resulted in her falling on her face...how unfortunate..."Ow..." she grunted "That's why they've been so nice to each other lately...they must be like...dating or something...do gay people date even?" she thought furrowing her immensely large brow. (Rea: Remind me to KILL HER later...do gay people date...what kind of question is that? Neth: Rea...you're the one that wrote it in... Rea: I know...but...she still thought it..."
"Crap!" Naruto said suddenly. "I was supposed to meet Kakashi 10 minutes ago...you're welcome to tag along if you'd like."
"Yes actually...I'd enjoy that." Sasuke smiled. Him and Naruto walked side-by- side thinking of creative ways they could tell Kakashi about their idea...
Neth: Sorry...a very short chapter...but the next chapter shall be called something along the lines of "Sexy Men Get It On...FINALLY".
Rea: Sorry for all the Sakura bashing to all the Sakura fans out there...I just strongly, strongly dislike her...shudder
Neth: Review! Pwease...