Chapter 1: Whatever happened to countering bad luck?
Well after a nice long journey of getting my ship back from Barbossa, I decided to visit Tortuga to see how me ladies were doing.
"Anamaria!"
{slap} "You never gave me back my ship!!" she said raging with anger.
"Well...uh...she's on her way love."
"She better be...or it will be Mulligan stew...made of Jack!"
"Whoa! Too touchy luv! Take one of them chill pill things!"
Okay. So Anamaria ain't too happy with me...time to go talk to me matey Gibbs over some fine rum.
"Aye aye Gibbs! Rise and shine!" I said throwing water on him, once more, to wake him up.
"Hey! Ye be havin' lots o' bad luck fer wakin' a sleepin' man while he's sleepin'. Not only that, but what about takin' that woman on board? Can ye still counter that luck o' yers?"
"Aye mate. Let's you and me have a talk o'er some rum."
"That'll do it!"
Slowly, strange things began to happen to me. Now you know how many scallywags there are in Tortuga right? Well one of them actually had the nerve to challenge me, Captain Jack Sparrow, to a sword fight!!! I can't believe he would cross blades with a pirate!!! Well I sure showed him.
"Hey, who makes all these? Are you one of those scabrous Blacksmith dogs?" {Clank, clank, clank}
"I make them; yes I'm a blacksmith; no I'm not a scabrous dog! Oh, and I practice three and a half hours a day."
"Hey, you sound like the son of Bootstrap Bill did."
"That's because I am. My only brother is Will, and he doesn't even know I exist! HA HA HA HA!"
"Aye, you don't sound at all like Will now. How's about we be staying away from each other now, savvy?"
"Sure, but always remember, Belt Buckle Bob is after you..."
"Yeah yeah...always remember this as the day you almost scared Captain Jack Sparrow."
Belt Buckle Bob? HAH! What a joke!!! Then some more strange stuff came about, like say...a cotton candy cow!!? Now that's too strange...even for me mate! This cow apparently thought he could outsmart me onesy...hah! I sure proved him wrong...
"Hey Pirate! You'll never catch me!"
I can only say this, that cow was dumb as a doggy bag...maybe even dumber 'cause he took me precious rum! Bloody cow! Now for candy hamburgers are now on the menu, served with fresh rum {sob}I miss me rum!
"Hey cow?"
"Yeah?"
"Can you get me some more rum before I eat you?"
"Yeah! Here's a few fresh bottles of Tortugan rum...the best kind."
See? I told you that cow was dumb! Now I got me dinner and me favorite rum! What could go wrong?...
AN: That's all for now! Sry it was hard to read before...I thought I typed it all! O well...this is the full, real chapter one...can you understand it better now? Lol R&R!
Well after a nice long journey of getting my ship back from Barbossa, I decided to visit Tortuga to see how me ladies were doing.
"Anamaria!"
{slap} "You never gave me back my ship!!" she said raging with anger.
"Well...uh...she's on her way love."
"She better be...or it will be Mulligan stew...made of Jack!"
"Whoa! Too touchy luv! Take one of them chill pill things!"
Okay. So Anamaria ain't too happy with me...time to go talk to me matey Gibbs over some fine rum.
"Aye aye Gibbs! Rise and shine!" I said throwing water on him, once more, to wake him up.
"Hey! Ye be havin' lots o' bad luck fer wakin' a sleepin' man while he's sleepin'. Not only that, but what about takin' that woman on board? Can ye still counter that luck o' yers?"
"Aye mate. Let's you and me have a talk o'er some rum."
"That'll do it!"
Slowly, strange things began to happen to me. Now you know how many scallywags there are in Tortuga right? Well one of them actually had the nerve to challenge me, Captain Jack Sparrow, to a sword fight!!! I can't believe he would cross blades with a pirate!!! Well I sure showed him.
"Hey, who makes all these? Are you one of those scabrous Blacksmith dogs?" {Clank, clank, clank}
"I make them; yes I'm a blacksmith; no I'm not a scabrous dog! Oh, and I practice three and a half hours a day."
"Hey, you sound like the son of Bootstrap Bill did."
"That's because I am. My only brother is Will, and he doesn't even know I exist! HA HA HA HA!"
"Aye, you don't sound at all like Will now. How's about we be staying away from each other now, savvy?"
"Sure, but always remember, Belt Buckle Bob is after you..."
"Yeah yeah...always remember this as the day you almost scared Captain Jack Sparrow."
Belt Buckle Bob? HAH! What a joke!!! Then some more strange stuff came about, like say...a cotton candy cow!!? Now that's too strange...even for me mate! This cow apparently thought he could outsmart me onesy...hah! I sure proved him wrong...
"Hey Pirate! You'll never catch me!"
I can only say this, that cow was dumb as a doggy bag...maybe even dumber 'cause he took me precious rum! Bloody cow! Now for candy hamburgers are now on the menu, served with fresh rum {sob}I miss me rum!
"Hey cow?"
"Yeah?"
"Can you get me some more rum before I eat you?"
"Yeah! Here's a few fresh bottles of Tortugan rum...the best kind."
See? I told you that cow was dumb! Now I got me dinner and me favorite rum! What could go wrong?...
AN: That's all for now! Sry it was hard to read before...I thought I typed it all! O well...this is the full, real chapter one...can you understand it better now? Lol R&R!