AN: ya...it Sunday...me bored...here's the third chappie...for all u folks that waited soooooooo long!!!!!!!! I own nothing...

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Chapter 3: Who stole me ship!??

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Ack!! It's a bomb!!!! Time to swing over to the Pearl...wait!! ME rum!! I made it out just in time along with only two bottles of rum. Oh joy...these should last about...oh say...four hours...only two!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, I'm on me ship; now it's time to find me captain's quarters! Yeah, I know I should know where they are...but aye, a pirate's also gotta know about the last ship he commandeered!! And we pirates only remember a few things...the IMPORTANT things. Like lasses names, me favorite rum, ravaging, pilfering, plundering, great comebacks, and how to cheat. Yup! Those be the good things in life! But anyway, here's the captain's quarters. Now who be inside? WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't savvy!!! That there is Belt Buckle BOB!!!

"Jack..." said Will, "Get off my brother's ship or my wife will hunt you down."

"Uhh...Will?"

"Watch out Jack!!!! Bob is after you!" screamed Elizabeth.

"Elizabeth! Glad to see someone here who ain't crazy!"

"Enough of that Jack, quick! We need to find a way past Will, to get to BOB! Will doesn't even know Bob exists, and that's why!"

"Hypnosis?"

"YES!"

"Well, luv, all ye do is make Willie here, get drunk...then you take him home and put him to sleep, and meet me back here. Then, I'll go in and deal with Bob, savvy?"

"Great plan...meet you later!"

"Sure."

So there I was facing Bobby, eye to eye. He takes me hands, clamped them behind me back with an iron skillet, cuffs me legs with steel boots chained together, puts a metal jacket on me, and tosses me over board! I didn't even get me pistol!!!! Bloody Bob!!! So there I am...waiting for someone...or something...to come. Let me tell you this while we're waiting, I couldn't swim with all that iron on me. So anyway, I'm waiting and I see a shadow approaching in the not too distant, distance...

Oh, and, don't get any ideas...I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!

AN: hope you's liked it! read and review pleze!