Chapter 8 --- the yoga psycho brother
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Ron stomped toward them, face red and ears smoking. "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!" he screamed. Ginny covered her ears. "RON! Stop yelling!"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT SON OF A FEMALE DALMATIAN?" Ron bellowed, enraged. Draco rubbed his ears. "DARN IT, WEASELY! I CAN'T HEAR ANYMORE!" he shouted back.
Ron went to his side and bellowed in his ear, "GOOD!"
"ARGH!"
"Ron, will you please leave?" Ginny said calmly. (Well she was trying to be at least)
"NO."
"Ron!"
"I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING WITH THAT . . .THAT . . .THAT . . .THAT . . ." Ron turned to Draco. "Can you give me a word that is offensive but not a curse word that I can use upon you?"
"Idiot?"
"No, too overused."
"Moron."
"Mum would kill me."
"As-"
"NONONONO!"
"Ferret?"
"Um . . . it's kind of old but is it offensive to you?"
"In a way, yes."
"May I use that then?"
"Fire away."
Ron took a deep breath and closed his eyes. Ginny lifted an eyebrow. "What are you doing?"
"SHH! I'm emoting!" Ron hissed. Then after a minute, he opened his eyes. "WITH THAT FERRET!"
Ginny put her hands on her hips and glared up at Ron. "I was going to tell you later but since you found out . . .I might as well. This will take long. Do you want a frappucino and a cinnamon roll?" Ginny asked. "Um, can I have a Latte and an Oreo cheesecake instead?"
Ginny shrugged. "Why not?" she conjured up a latte and an Oreo cheesecake for Ron. "May I begin?"
"Of course."
"Now listen, Ron, I really like Draco and he really likes me-" Ron snorted and bit his cheesecake. Ginny scowled and went on.
"So it would be VERRRRRYYYY sweet of you to just accept that and leave us alone. What do you say?" Ginny batted her eyes up at Ron.
"I'll have to talk to that thing first." Ron grunted. Ginny shrugged. "Alright, he's all yours. No wait, he's MINE not yours. Make it snappy."
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"Listen here 'thing'-"
"I thought we agreed on ferret?"
"But everyone calls you that. It's so . . .old."
"So you're going to call me 'thing'?"
"Is that okay?"
"Okay, fine whatever. Where were we?"
"I was calling you 'thing'."
"Shall we take it from there?"
"Alright. So, you're with my sister?"
"Yes, wanna make something out of it?"
"Maybe later. How's three sound?"
"Um . . . four?"
"Fine, Malfoy. Anyway, you know she has six brothers to protect her, right?"
"Duh."
"So you'd better be careful! If you DARE HURT MY SISTER IN ANYWAY, BE IT PHYSICALLY OR EMOTIONALLY, BE PREPARED TO FACE MY WRATH!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Gasp! *" Ron clutched his chest.
After a moment, he turned to Draco again. "Got it?" Draco nodded. "Yup. No hurting Ginny. Whoa, Weasely! I thought you would yell at me or something!" Draco said.
"Well that was my original plan but I practice meditation and well . . .I didn't want to release my anger. You know, I also take yoga-"
"YOGA! Me too! Who is your yoga master?" Draco asked enthusiastically. Ron grinned. "It's B.Z. Leighton-Jones-Morris-Oaks. You?"
"ARE YOU CRAZY? He's my yoga master too! Wow! He's like the ultimate best! Since when did you start yoga?"
"Oh, just a few months ago. It really helps me, you know?"
"Oh yeah, me too! Gads! Hey, can you do the pretzel thing?"
"OH YEAH! THE PRETZEL THING! I CAN SOOOOOOO DO THAT! Can you?"
Draco nodded vigorously. "Want to see?" he asked. Ron nodded excitedly.
Draco sat on the ground and did the pretzel thing with his arms and legs twisted like so.
"WOW!" Ron screamed. "THAT IS LIKE SOOOOOO COOL!"
"Hey, when is your next yoga session?" Draco asked, un-pretzeling (?) himself.
Ron thought hard. "Uh . . .probably next week."
Draco squealed. "OH MY GOSH! ME TOO! Hey! I know! We can like, so go together and practice yoga together! That would be just F-A-B!"
Ron gasped and nodded his head. "Yeah! So, like, I'll see you in the next session?"
Draco rolled his eyes. "YAH! Like, what color is your yoga mat?"
"It's yellow, you?"
"Silver."
Ron snorted. "Typical . . ."
***
Ginny was getting worried. What if Ron beat Draco up? She had to save him and tell Ron off!
She ran and ran until she spotted them. Ginny gasped. Draco was in a hideous state with his arms and legs twisted all around.
She ran up to him. "DRACO! What did that Ron do to you? RON!" She turned to face Ron, smoke coming out of her ears.
"RON WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!" she screamed. Ron burst out laughing. "Calm down, Gin-Gin! He's showing me the other cool yoga forms! (?)"
Ginny turned to Draco. "It's true," he said. "I'm showing him another way of doing the pretzel thing."
"R-really? You-you didn't fight?" Ginny asked incredulously. Ron and Draco nodded.
"Well . . . uh, you'd better detangle yourself, Draco."
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^THE NEXT DAY^
Laurielle awoke with a start. She had the craziest dream that Draco and Ginny were getting married.
She squealed with excitement. She HAD to tell Zack.
***
"No kidding?" Zack said, eyes wide. Laurielle nodded. "So true. And guess what? We can make that happen!"
Zack's jaw dropped. "Whoa! Lor, we just got them together! You think we can get them to marry each other? That's big time, Lor."
But Laurielle wouldn't give up. "You are such a butt head, Zack. Can't you see how perfect they are for each other?"
"Not really."
"UGH! You know, the way Draco looks at Ginny so longingly. And the way Ginny blushes when Draco's name is mentioned? Plus, Ron and Draco take yoga together."
"How do you know all this?" Zack asked, bewildered. Laurielle beamed. "It's a girl thing. And the yoga sessions I heard it from Ron."
Zack smirked. "Well . . . I want my bro to be happy. And he's happy with Ginny. So---" Laurielle grinned. "I love you, you know that?"
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HAPPY NEW YEAR! Thank you to these awesome people:
Bigreader --- Hey! Thanks! Well, here it is, Ron happens to be a yoga freak and so is Draco. =) I hoped you liked this chapter. I have second thoughts about it.
Lydia --- thank you very much!
Saima --- yupperz, the harry bit! I thought about it and yes, it seemed like a promising idea! =) Thank you!
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Swimfan --- LOL! Ron could be . . .or he could be a yoga freak! =) Thank you! And mood rings rock my finger! Get it? Mood rings? Finger? HAHAHAH . . . okay, I'll shut up now. =)
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Ron stomped toward them, face red and ears smoking. "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!" he screamed. Ginny covered her ears. "RON! Stop yelling!"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT SON OF A FEMALE DALMATIAN?" Ron bellowed, enraged. Draco rubbed his ears. "DARN IT, WEASELY! I CAN'T HEAR ANYMORE!" he shouted back.
Ron went to his side and bellowed in his ear, "GOOD!"
"ARGH!"
"Ron, will you please leave?" Ginny said calmly. (Well she was trying to be at least)
"NO."
"Ron!"
"I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING WITH THAT . . .THAT . . .THAT . . .THAT . . ." Ron turned to Draco. "Can you give me a word that is offensive but not a curse word that I can use upon you?"
"Idiot?"
"No, too overused."
"Moron."
"Mum would kill me."
"As-"
"NONONONO!"
"Ferret?"
"Um . . . it's kind of old but is it offensive to you?"
"In a way, yes."
"May I use that then?"
"Fire away."
Ron took a deep breath and closed his eyes. Ginny lifted an eyebrow. "What are you doing?"
"SHH! I'm emoting!" Ron hissed. Then after a minute, he opened his eyes. "WITH THAT FERRET!"
Ginny put her hands on her hips and glared up at Ron. "I was going to tell you later but since you found out . . .I might as well. This will take long. Do you want a frappucino and a cinnamon roll?" Ginny asked. "Um, can I have a Latte and an Oreo cheesecake instead?"
Ginny shrugged. "Why not?" she conjured up a latte and an Oreo cheesecake for Ron. "May I begin?"
"Of course."
"Now listen, Ron, I really like Draco and he really likes me-" Ron snorted and bit his cheesecake. Ginny scowled and went on.
"So it would be VERRRRRYYYY sweet of you to just accept that and leave us alone. What do you say?" Ginny batted her eyes up at Ron.
"I'll have to talk to that thing first." Ron grunted. Ginny shrugged. "Alright, he's all yours. No wait, he's MINE not yours. Make it snappy."
***
"Listen here 'thing'-"
"I thought we agreed on ferret?"
"But everyone calls you that. It's so . . .old."
"So you're going to call me 'thing'?"
"Is that okay?"
"Okay, fine whatever. Where were we?"
"I was calling you 'thing'."
"Shall we take it from there?"
"Alright. So, you're with my sister?"
"Yes, wanna make something out of it?"
"Maybe later. How's three sound?"
"Um . . . four?"
"Fine, Malfoy. Anyway, you know she has six brothers to protect her, right?"
"Duh."
"So you'd better be careful! If you DARE HURT MY SISTER IN ANYWAY, BE IT PHYSICALLY OR EMOTIONALLY, BE PREPARED TO FACE MY WRATH!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Gasp! *" Ron clutched his chest.
After a moment, he turned to Draco again. "Got it?" Draco nodded. "Yup. No hurting Ginny. Whoa, Weasely! I thought you would yell at me or something!" Draco said.
"Well that was my original plan but I practice meditation and well . . .I didn't want to release my anger. You know, I also take yoga-"
"YOGA! Me too! Who is your yoga master?" Draco asked enthusiastically. Ron grinned. "It's B.Z. Leighton-Jones-Morris-Oaks. You?"
"ARE YOU CRAZY? He's my yoga master too! Wow! He's like the ultimate best! Since when did you start yoga?"
"Oh, just a few months ago. It really helps me, you know?"
"Oh yeah, me too! Gads! Hey, can you do the pretzel thing?"
"OH YEAH! THE PRETZEL THING! I CAN SOOOOOOO DO THAT! Can you?"
Draco nodded vigorously. "Want to see?" he asked. Ron nodded excitedly.
Draco sat on the ground and did the pretzel thing with his arms and legs twisted like so.
"WOW!" Ron screamed. "THAT IS LIKE SOOOOOO COOL!"
"Hey, when is your next yoga session?" Draco asked, un-pretzeling (?) himself.
Ron thought hard. "Uh . . .probably next week."
Draco squealed. "OH MY GOSH! ME TOO! Hey! I know! We can like, so go together and practice yoga together! That would be just F-A-B!"
Ron gasped and nodded his head. "Yeah! So, like, I'll see you in the next session?"
Draco rolled his eyes. "YAH! Like, what color is your yoga mat?"
"It's yellow, you?"
"Silver."
Ron snorted. "Typical . . ."
***
Ginny was getting worried. What if Ron beat Draco up? She had to save him and tell Ron off!
She ran and ran until she spotted them. Ginny gasped. Draco was in a hideous state with his arms and legs twisted all around.
She ran up to him. "DRACO! What did that Ron do to you? RON!" She turned to face Ron, smoke coming out of her ears.
"RON WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!" she screamed. Ron burst out laughing. "Calm down, Gin-Gin! He's showing me the other cool yoga forms! (?)"
Ginny turned to Draco. "It's true," he said. "I'm showing him another way of doing the pretzel thing."
"R-really? You-you didn't fight?" Ginny asked incredulously. Ron and Draco nodded.
"Well . . . uh, you'd better detangle yourself, Draco."
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^THE NEXT DAY^
Laurielle awoke with a start. She had the craziest dream that Draco and Ginny were getting married.
She squealed with excitement. She HAD to tell Zack.
***
"No kidding?" Zack said, eyes wide. Laurielle nodded. "So true. And guess what? We can make that happen!"
Zack's jaw dropped. "Whoa! Lor, we just got them together! You think we can get them to marry each other? That's big time, Lor."
But Laurielle wouldn't give up. "You are such a butt head, Zack. Can't you see how perfect they are for each other?"
"Not really."
"UGH! You know, the way Draco looks at Ginny so longingly. And the way Ginny blushes when Draco's name is mentioned? Plus, Ron and Draco take yoga together."
"How do you know all this?" Zack asked, bewildered. Laurielle beamed. "It's a girl thing. And the yoga sessions I heard it from Ron."
Zack smirked. "Well . . . I want my bro to be happy. And he's happy with Ginny. So---" Laurielle grinned. "I love you, you know that?"
***
HAPPY NEW YEAR! Thank you to these awesome people:
Bigreader --- Hey! Thanks! Well, here it is, Ron happens to be a yoga freak and so is Draco. =) I hoped you liked this chapter. I have second thoughts about it.
Lydia --- thank you very much!
Saima --- yupperz, the harry bit! I thought about it and yes, it seemed like a promising idea! =) Thank you!
Carebear-janiney --- hey! =) Thank you soooo much! I'm gald you liked the last chapter. =) Hope you liked this one too.
Phionexfan --- Thank you! =)
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Fairy-Queen770 --- thanks! Glad you liked that last chapter, I was kind of doubtful. =)
*Jenna* --- GASP! You've never seen peter pan? *faints* LOL! Anyway, thank you so much!
Lilazndreamergrl --- oh, blue is for calm? *blush* sorry. Nope, the story is not over and yes, there will be an epilogue. =) Thank you!
Swimfan --- LOL! Ron could be . . .or he could be a yoga freak! =) Thank you! And mood rings rock my finger! Get it? Mood rings? Finger? HAHAHAH . . . okay, I'll shut up now. =)
Hplova4eva --- thank you! =)
Kay.kay --- THANKS! =)
Flying-piggy-123 --- ooh, I like your dog's name. Booker. Cool. Thanks for another funny review! =)
AND I HOPE YOU LIKED THAT CHAPTER!!! Um, should I make Ron and Draco fight over something trivial like yoga? Just asking! Hey, I need some classic Ron and Draco scenarios. LOL! HAPPY NEW YEAR! =)