Chapter 9 --- Harry, the crybaby
DISCLAIMER: Yes I own everything that does not belong to JKR! =)
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"So how are we going to do this?" Zack asked Laurielle. "To tell you the truth, I have NO idea. Actually, if you think about it, Ginny and Draco fell in love on their own!"
"HEY! EXCUSE ME, but I think we had something to do with it too!" Zack said, crossing his arms over his chest. Laurielle rolled her eyes. "Whatever. Anyway, I was thinking something like this . . ." Laurielle took out a large piece of parchment.
Zack's eyes widened. "Whoa. You did this?"
"Yup. Pretty good huh?" Laurielle replied, beaming. Zack nodded. "So, explain it to me."
"Okay. Look at chart number one. Ginny and Draco are already dating which makes it easier for us. Now, if you'll look at chart number two, you'll see that Draco is graduating," Laurielle started. Zack rolled his eyes. "Get to the point already!"
"OKAY!!" Laurielle yelled. "Now you bozo, look at the last chart. If we can get Draco to propose to Ginny after the graduation ceremony, then---"
"WAIT! HOLD THE OWL! We forgot one thing . . ." Zack said urgently.
"What?"
Then suddenly, lighting flashed and rain started to pour as they both said those two dreaded words: "THE PARENTS."
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Draco slipped out of his invisibility cloak. "Ginny? Gin?" he whispered. No answer. "Ginny?"
"Draco?" came the muffled reply. "Draco, can you hear me?"
Draco followed the voice. "Ginny, is that you?" Finally, he saw her wrapped in some kind of thick red cloth. "Ginny! Are you okay?"
"No, not really." Ginny's voice was a little bit lower than it usually was and a lot raspier. "Ginny, do you have a cold?" he asked, wrapping his arms around her.
"No. I'm just tired."
"Oh. Do you want me to escort you back to the Gryffindor tower?" Draco asked. Ginny shook her head. "Can you kiss me?" she asked shyly. Draco grinned. "Of course."
Just as he was about to meet her lips, he received a strong, hard punch.
"AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!! WHAT THE HECK? GINNY, WHAT'S THE---?"
"HI-HO, MALFOY!" Harry Potter jumped to his feet, the point of his wand touching Draco's nose.
"POTTER?!" Draco shrieked. "WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU TRYING TO PULL YOU PEVERTED LITTLE MAGGOT!?"
Harry smiled triumphantly. "Don't ever go near Ginny again!"
Draco sneered. "And why not?" he challenged.
"Because I love her!" Harry shot back. Draco gasped. "YOU LIAR!" he screeched, drawing out his wand.
"I'm not afraid of you, Malformed!" Harry yelled, taking his wand out too.
"You creep! You don't mean that! TAKE IT BACK!"
"I DO MEAN IT! I DO! IDOIDOIDOIDOIDOIDOIDOIDOIDO!"
Draco and Harry glared at each other. Harry was the first to speak. "Look Malformed, just tell me the truth. I can't stand it! Ron is your---yoga partner, and Hermione is oblivious and. . . And I don't know! I really don't know! You tell me! What are you?"
"Um—human?" Draco said, backing away from the hysterical boy. Harry threw his wand to the floor. "NO! No, what are YOU AND GINNY? Are you what, secret lovers? Friends? Heck, for all I know you're married!" he shouted, face turning red.
Draco gave him an are-you-crazy look. "What are you saying, potter?!" Draco demanded.
"I'm saying," Harry choked. "That I want to know. I want to know! I WANT TO FREAKING KNOW!"
"Well WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?" Draco yelled, yet amused. Harry ran a hand through his messy black hair and sat down on the ground helplessly.
"You tell me, Malfoy." He said choppily. "You tell me everything. Why did she fall in love with you and not me? Why does she want to be with YOU?"
"Gee, *Harry*, I have NO idea! Maybe it's because uh . . ." Draco pretended to think. "Maybe it's because I'm sexier than you and I'm more charming and I'm sexier and I'm handsome, and debonair and sexier than you, and sweet and romantic and sexier than you and gallant and loving and sexier than you and kissable and huggable and did I mention sexier than you?"
Harry groaned. "Why? Whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhyw why do you still do this to meeee? Whyyyyyyyy . . ."
Draco covered his ears. "Do not poison my mind with that muggle song!"
Harry sighed and got up, his wand clenched in his fist. "Can we...we share her?" he asked desperately. Draco raised an amused eyebrow. "Are you serious?" he asked. Harry nodded. Draco laughed harshly. "No." he said. "No way." Draco turned to leave but was stopped by Harry's hand grasping his cloak.
"You don't understand!" Harry croaked, a crazed, mad look in his eyes. Draco gasped. Harry was acting...psychotic. "I NEED her! I love her! I MUST HAVE HERRRR!" Draco was aware that Harry's mouth was starting to foam.
Draco tugged at his cloak. "Let go of me, you psychotic frog!" He yelled, pulling harder. Harry's grip tightened, and a twisted smile formed from his lips. He started cackling. "I need her Draco...I need her..." he said in a frightening whisper. Draco finally got Harry to free him.
"You're pathetic." Draco spat, and then he fled.
...NEXT DAY...
Laurielle listened intently to Zack's plan. "So, I'll suggest to Draco about having you and Ginny over for summer. He'll make plans with mom and dad---or just mom---and we're set!"
Laurielle leaned back. "I think Draco will like that." She said finally. Zack nodded. "Of course he will. And so will I. You'll be there." He gave her a mischievous grin. "Anyway, I'll plant the idea in Draco's head at dinner. See you." Zack gathered his things and left the library.
"Good luck!" Laurielle called out. The librarian shushed her.
DINNER
Zack took a seat next to Draco. "Go 'way, Zack. I'm about to socialize." Draco grunted. Zack brushed the comment off. "Dear Brother of mine, I've got an idea." Zack announced.
Draco rolled his eyes. "I am NOT going to sneak you in the girls' dormitory."
Zack widened his eyes. "Me? Would *I* ask you to do that?" He asked innocently. "You hurt me!"
"What is this all about, Zack?" Draco asked. Zack grinned. "Why don't we have Ginny and Laurielle over for the summer? Mother wouldn't mind."
Draco seemed to like the idea, then scowled. "Dad would." He said. Zack nodded. He knew it too. "Mother can always persuade him..." But he himself was doubtful. Lucius never listened to Narcissa.
Draco gave him a look. "You think?" Zack rolled his eyes. "Of course, of course." But Draco really wanted Ginny to stay for the summer. His thoughts drifted to Ginny. "We could put a spell on dad," Zack was saying. Draco snapped out of his daydreams and focused on what Zack was saying. "Put a spell on dad, eh? What kind of spell?" he asked.
Zack thought for a moment. "You know, I always liked Dad dead." He said. Draco laughed. "Don't we all...but no. Mother would kill us."
"THAT, she is incapable of." Zack muttered. Draco nudged his brother. "Don't underestimate mom." He said. Zack nodded.
"I want Ginny over." Draco said finally. "Don't forget Laurielle." Zack added quickly.
"Fine. And Laurielle."
"Are you going to ask Mother?"
"You ask Mother."
"ME?! YOU'RE THE OLDER ONE!"
"It was YOUR idea."
"You ask, or don't ask at all."
"Fine, fine, fine. I'll ask mother. But you owe me."
"Whatever." Zack got up to leave. "Hey, where are you going?" Draco pulled him back down. "You said you were going to socialize." He said. Draco shook his head. "Nah. We haven't talked in a while." He said. "You'll never guess what happened today." And Draco began telling Zack about his encounter with Harry, while Zack listened intently, enjoying every minute with his big brother.
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I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG! The truth is, the computer got fixed only now! My dad bought a new monitor just yesterday...I hope you guys aren't mad at me....I know this chapter sucked...but I'll make it up to you in the next! THANKS TO ALL THE REVIEWS! I LOVE THEM SOOO MUCH! I hope you liked this chapter, but even if you didn't, tell me anyway so I'll know what to improve on. THANKS AGAIN FOR WAITING! I LOVE YOU ALL! MWAHZ!
DISCLAIMER: Yes I own everything that does not belong to JKR! =)
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ON WIZ ZE STOREE!
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"So how are we going to do this?" Zack asked Laurielle. "To tell you the truth, I have NO idea. Actually, if you think about it, Ginny and Draco fell in love on their own!"
"HEY! EXCUSE ME, but I think we had something to do with it too!" Zack said, crossing his arms over his chest. Laurielle rolled her eyes. "Whatever. Anyway, I was thinking something like this . . ." Laurielle took out a large piece of parchment.
Zack's eyes widened. "Whoa. You did this?"
"Yup. Pretty good huh?" Laurielle replied, beaming. Zack nodded. "So, explain it to me."
"Okay. Look at chart number one. Ginny and Draco are already dating which makes it easier for us. Now, if you'll look at chart number two, you'll see that Draco is graduating," Laurielle started. Zack rolled his eyes. "Get to the point already!"
"OKAY!!" Laurielle yelled. "Now you bozo, look at the last chart. If we can get Draco to propose to Ginny after the graduation ceremony, then---"
"WAIT! HOLD THE OWL! We forgot one thing . . ." Zack said urgently.
"What?"
Then suddenly, lighting flashed and rain started to pour as they both said those two dreaded words: "THE PARENTS."
Dumdumdumdummmmmmm . . . .
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Draco slipped out of his invisibility cloak. "Ginny? Gin?" he whispered. No answer. "Ginny?"
"Draco?" came the muffled reply. "Draco, can you hear me?"
Draco followed the voice. "Ginny, is that you?" Finally, he saw her wrapped in some kind of thick red cloth. "Ginny! Are you okay?"
"No, not really." Ginny's voice was a little bit lower than it usually was and a lot raspier. "Ginny, do you have a cold?" he asked, wrapping his arms around her.
"No. I'm just tired."
"Oh. Do you want me to escort you back to the Gryffindor tower?" Draco asked. Ginny shook her head. "Can you kiss me?" she asked shyly. Draco grinned. "Of course."
Just as he was about to meet her lips, he received a strong, hard punch.
"AAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!! WHAT THE HECK? GINNY, WHAT'S THE---?"
"HI-HO, MALFOY!" Harry Potter jumped to his feet, the point of his wand touching Draco's nose.
"POTTER?!" Draco shrieked. "WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU TRYING TO PULL YOU PEVERTED LITTLE MAGGOT!?"
Harry smiled triumphantly. "Don't ever go near Ginny again!"
Draco sneered. "And why not?" he challenged.
"Because I love her!" Harry shot back. Draco gasped. "YOU LIAR!" he screeched, drawing out his wand.
"I'm not afraid of you, Malformed!" Harry yelled, taking his wand out too.
"You creep! You don't mean that! TAKE IT BACK!"
"I DO MEAN IT! I DO! IDOIDOIDOIDOIDOIDOIDOIDOIDO!"
Draco and Harry glared at each other. Harry was the first to speak. "Look Malformed, just tell me the truth. I can't stand it! Ron is your---yoga partner, and Hermione is oblivious and. . . And I don't know! I really don't know! You tell me! What are you?"
"Um—human?" Draco said, backing away from the hysterical boy. Harry threw his wand to the floor. "NO! No, what are YOU AND GINNY? Are you what, secret lovers? Friends? Heck, for all I know you're married!" he shouted, face turning red.
Draco gave him an are-you-crazy look. "What are you saying, potter?!" Draco demanded.
"I'm saying," Harry choked. "That I want to know. I want to know! I WANT TO FREAKING KNOW!"
"Well WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?" Draco yelled, yet amused. Harry ran a hand through his messy black hair and sat down on the ground helplessly.
"You tell me, Malfoy." He said choppily. "You tell me everything. Why did she fall in love with you and not me? Why does she want to be with YOU?"
"Gee, *Harry*, I have NO idea! Maybe it's because uh . . ." Draco pretended to think. "Maybe it's because I'm sexier than you and I'm more charming and I'm sexier and I'm handsome, and debonair and sexier than you, and sweet and romantic and sexier than you and gallant and loving and sexier than you and kissable and huggable and did I mention sexier than you?"
Harry groaned. "Why? Whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhyw why do you still do this to meeee? Whyyyyyyyy . . ."
Draco covered his ears. "Do not poison my mind with that muggle song!"
Harry sighed and got up, his wand clenched in his fist. "Can we...we share her?" he asked desperately. Draco raised an amused eyebrow. "Are you serious?" he asked. Harry nodded. Draco laughed harshly. "No." he said. "No way." Draco turned to leave but was stopped by Harry's hand grasping his cloak.
"You don't understand!" Harry croaked, a crazed, mad look in his eyes. Draco gasped. Harry was acting...psychotic. "I NEED her! I love her! I MUST HAVE HERRRR!" Draco was aware that Harry's mouth was starting to foam.
Draco tugged at his cloak. "Let go of me, you psychotic frog!" He yelled, pulling harder. Harry's grip tightened, and a twisted smile formed from his lips. He started cackling. "I need her Draco...I need her..." he said in a frightening whisper. Draco finally got Harry to free him.
"You're pathetic." Draco spat, and then he fled.
...NEXT DAY...
Laurielle listened intently to Zack's plan. "So, I'll suggest to Draco about having you and Ginny over for summer. He'll make plans with mom and dad---or just mom---and we're set!"
Laurielle leaned back. "I think Draco will like that." She said finally. Zack nodded. "Of course he will. And so will I. You'll be there." He gave her a mischievous grin. "Anyway, I'll plant the idea in Draco's head at dinner. See you." Zack gathered his things and left the library.
"Good luck!" Laurielle called out. The librarian shushed her.
DINNER
Zack took a seat next to Draco. "Go 'way, Zack. I'm about to socialize." Draco grunted. Zack brushed the comment off. "Dear Brother of mine, I've got an idea." Zack announced.
Draco rolled his eyes. "I am NOT going to sneak you in the girls' dormitory."
Zack widened his eyes. "Me? Would *I* ask you to do that?" He asked innocently. "You hurt me!"
"What is this all about, Zack?" Draco asked. Zack grinned. "Why don't we have Ginny and Laurielle over for the summer? Mother wouldn't mind."
Draco seemed to like the idea, then scowled. "Dad would." He said. Zack nodded. He knew it too. "Mother can always persuade him..." But he himself was doubtful. Lucius never listened to Narcissa.
Draco gave him a look. "You think?" Zack rolled his eyes. "Of course, of course." But Draco really wanted Ginny to stay for the summer. His thoughts drifted to Ginny. "We could put a spell on dad," Zack was saying. Draco snapped out of his daydreams and focused on what Zack was saying. "Put a spell on dad, eh? What kind of spell?" he asked.
Zack thought for a moment. "You know, I always liked Dad dead." He said. Draco laughed. "Don't we all...but no. Mother would kill us."
"THAT, she is incapable of." Zack muttered. Draco nudged his brother. "Don't underestimate mom." He said. Zack nodded.
"I want Ginny over." Draco said finally. "Don't forget Laurielle." Zack added quickly.
"Fine. And Laurielle."
"Are you going to ask Mother?"
"You ask Mother."
"ME?! YOU'RE THE OLDER ONE!"
"It was YOUR idea."
"You ask, or don't ask at all."
"Fine, fine, fine. I'll ask mother. But you owe me."
"Whatever." Zack got up to leave. "Hey, where are you going?" Draco pulled him back down. "You said you were going to socialize." He said. Draco shook his head. "Nah. We haven't talked in a while." He said. "You'll never guess what happened today." And Draco began telling Zack about his encounter with Harry, while Zack listened intently, enjoying every minute with his big brother.
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I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG! The truth is, the computer got fixed only now! My dad bought a new monitor just yesterday...I hope you guys aren't mad at me....I know this chapter sucked...but I'll make it up to you in the next! THANKS TO ALL THE REVIEWS! I LOVE THEM SOOO MUCH! I hope you liked this chapter, but even if you didn't, tell me anyway so I'll know what to improve on. THANKS AGAIN FOR WAITING! I LOVE YOU ALL! MWAHZ!