Chapter 11 --- TOAD!
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ON WIZ ZE STOREE!
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Chapter rating: R-100 for insults
Author's note: I fast-forwarded it to one week before summer! Yay! =)
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It was a week before school was out, and Draco hadn't asked Ginny if she wanted to stay at the manor for the summer yet. He didn't have much time, though.
Ginny had advanced potions so he would ask her then. Draco cursed silently as a second year bumped into him and didn't bother to say sorry while running to his class.
The hallways were packed with students running here and there. Draco dodged a flying broom that someone threw. He always hated the week before summer. Everyone went wild and broke most rules. Dumbledore found it adorable while the rest of the teaching staff foamed at the mouth (along with Harry).
Just then, someone grabbed Draco and pulled him into a slobbery kiss. He pushed that person away and wiped his lips with his robe, utterly disgusted. "What the—GRANGER!" Draco's jaw dropped in disbelief as a dazed Hermione clung to him.
"Granger! For Merlin's sake, what do you think you're doing!?" He pushed her away. Hermione grinned ridiculously. Draco narrowed his eyes at her and gasped. "Granger—are you. . .are you drunk?!" Hermione laughed shrilly and grabbed him. "Harry, you're so silly!" she cooed, then she pulled him into another kiss.
Draco tried to wriggle away, but the girl held on tighter. Draco was running out of air. Thank gawd Hermione released him before he had the chance to pass out.
"GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME MUDBLOOD!" he screamed, spitting onto the floor. Hermione began to wail. "HAAAAARRRRYYYYYYY! DON'T YOU LOOOOOOVVVEEEEE ME ANYMORRRREEEE?"
"HARRY?! YOU THINK I'M HARRY! I didn't think you were capable of such a RUDE, INHUMANE, AND DISGUSTING INSULT! I AM DRACO!!"
Hermione blinked at stared at him with a blank expression. Then she reached up and pinched his cheeks so hard that they bled. "You can't be Draco, Harry! You're not sexy enough," she said sympathetically. "But it's okay, I still love you!"
Draco gaped at her in disbelief. "I AM DRACO MALFOY!!! I AM NOT SOME SCAR- HEADED, FOUR EYED, MUGGLE LOVING FREAK! I DON'T DRINK FROM A TOILET! I'M SEXY, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, BUT I'M SURE AS HECK I'M NOT HARRY POTTER!" She shoved her away and walked off, but she grabbed him. "Harry, don't be like that!" she pouted. Draco cringed. "Let go of me, you dirt infested beaver- toothed porcupine wannabe!" he pushed her away.
"HARRY! I STILL LOVE YOU DESPITE THE FACT YOU LIKE PUTTING MAKE UP ON AT NIGHT!" Hermione shrieked so loudly, that the overcrowded hall burst into tremendous laughter.
Draco shivered. That Granger was a horror when she was intoxicated. And he couldn't believe that she kissed him! THRICE! AND ALL SLOBBERY! He hoped no one had noticed.
But then again, the halls were too packed for anyone to notice. Satisfied with that, he headed to the Gryffindor common room. He didn't go back into the depths of the evil student infested hallways.
"Password?" The fat lady asked. Draco gave her a genuine sneer and whipped out his wand. "You won't be needing a password when I'm done with you." He threatened. The fat lady muttered something that sounded like, "stupid ferret," and swung open, allowing Draco to enter.
Ron and Harry were playing chess, and there were no other Gryffindor s around. Draco waited for them to notice him, but they didn't.
"Hi-ho there. Where may I ask is Ginny?" no reply. Draco frowned. "Hey, you donkey's butt, where's Ginny?" Draco demanded, hitting Harry in the back of his head.
Harry whipped around. "What do you want, Malformed?" he seethed. Ron didn't mind them at all. In fact, Ron looked drunk. And then Draco saw ten bottles of beer. Hermione and Ron must've drunk all of those.
"Gawd, are you that deaf, Hairy? I asked were Ginny was." Draco snapped. Harry narrowed his eyes at him and crossed his hands over his chest like a little boy. "I'm not telling."
"Tell me, you little fag lord." Draco demanded. "I am NOT a fag lord!" Harry bellowed, turning red. Draco kept his cool. "Then why do you put make up at night?" he smirked. Harry's blood froze, and turned dead white.
He charged out of the common room screaming, "HERMIONE!!!!!"
Draco laughed and sat in front of Ron. Ron stared at him with glassy eyes. Draco snapped his fingers as to awaken Ron from his trance. The response Draco received?
A drooling Zombie. Draco sighed and rolled his eyes. "I suppose you're not much help to me. You Gryffindors are freaky when you drink." [What am I doing? Talking to a zombie?]
"Draco?" came a surprised voice. Draco grinned. He knew that voice so well. He got up and turned to Ginny. "I was looking for you." He noted that her eyes were a little red—like she had been crying.
"How did you get in?" she asked. Draco planted a kiss on her forehead. "Fat lady."
"Oh." Ginny said flatly. She shoved past Draco. "Where are you going?" he asked. "To my class, and so should you." He caught a bit of anger in her voice and grabbed her arm.
"What's wrong?" he asked. Ginny rolled her eyes at him. "Don't play innocent with me, Malfoy." She growled. "I saw you kissing Hermione!"
Draco laughed. "You thought *I* kissed her! Haha! That's a riot!" he said, slapping his knee.
"I saw it, Malfoy." Ginny snapped. "Don't deny it." Draco stopped laughing and stared at her in shock. "You really think I kissed her? Ginny! She grabbed me! Clearly she was intoxicated and—"
"Hermione doesn't drink!" Ginny gasped. Draco snorted. "Oh yeah? Then why did she confuse me with Potter? POTTER! I mean, come on!" He threw his hands up in the air. "And she did this three times! And it was SLOBBERY! I swear, she shoved her tongue down my throat it was HORRIBLE!"
"EEEEWWWWWW! DRACO THAT'S DISGUSTING! STOP IT!" Ginny screamed, covering her ears and singing Mary had a little lamb to calm herself.
Draco grabbed her hands and yanked them away from her head. "HER BREATH STANK OF BEER!!! I MEAN. . .WHOEVER THOUGHT OF LITTLE MISS PERFECT DRINKING ALCOHOL?! AND SHE KISSED ME!"
Ginny gasped again and sang louder. "MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB, LITTLE LAMB, LITTLE LAMB—"
"MORE LIKE HALF A DOZEN BEERS, MAYBE!" Draco yelled over her singing.
"—AND EVERYWHERE THAT MARY WENT—"
"SHE HAD BEER! I SWEAR!"
"—IT FOLLOWED HER TO SCHOOL ONE DAY—"
"THANK GAWD NOBODY SAW IT!"
"—SCHOOL ONE DAY—"
"GINNY!" then he covered her mouth with his. Ginny wanted to shove him off of her, but the kiss was too drugging. She let her arms wrap around his neck. He pulled her closer.
They felt so good, and it was getting better when—
"HARRY! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!" Ginny and Draco jumped apart. Hermione was glaring at them. "H—Harry? Hermione, this is Draco." Ginny said slowly. Hermione scowled. "Do you think I'm stupid, Millicent?" she demanded.
"Millicent? As in—BULSTRODE?" Ginny asked. Hermione rolled her eyes. "Yes, that's your name!" she snapped. "Now quit slobbering all over my boyfriend!"
"Hermione, it's me. GINNY. And this is DRACO." Ginny looked helplessly at Draco. He smirked. "What did I tell you?" he said. Ginny ignored him.
"Hermione, gave you been drinking?" Ginny asked, narrowing her eyes at the girl. Hermione hiccupped and laughed. "Of course not!" she giggled. Ginny was about to protest when Hermione fell to the ground.
"Hermione!"
Draco snorted with laughter. "She's drunk." He said. Ginny scowled. "I *know* that. Help me get her to the common room." Draco grudgingly agreed.
"Where do we throw her?" Draco asked, receiving a glare from the redhead. "We *put* her down on the couch, you toad."
"Ouch. Don't you love me anymore?" Draco said with mock-hurt. Ginny simply rolled her eyes. "Gawd, the mudblood is heavy! She should go on a bloody diet!" Draco complained.
Ginny snorted, trying to suppress a laugh. "She tried."
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"My, that was interesting." Draco smirked, clapping his hands together and rubbing them. "What do we do now?"
Ginny playfully hit him. "We go to class, toad." She said. Draco arched a brow. "What's with this 'toad' bit?" he demanded.
Ginny shrugged. "Well you look like one—"
"Shut it, Gin."
"My, my. Touchy, are we?" Ginny snaked her arm around his waist. "Don't worry. You're one sexy toad."
Draco cringed at the word 'toad' but shrugged it off. They walked to potions together. The halls were still packed but once they made it to the dungeon, fewer people were there.
"So, what was so important that you had to force your way into the Gryffindor house?"
"Well," Draco started. "I was going to ask you something." Ginny shook her head. "No way! I am NOT giving you a lap dance!"
Draco looked confused then grinned. "I wasn't going to ask you that, but since you mentioned it—"
"You were saying?" Ginny interrupted. Draco smirked. "Right. Would you like to spend the summer over at the manor?" [This is it, Draco.] He thought. Ginny gave him a look of surprise.
"At the manor?"
"Ron can't come." Draco said sharply. Ginny rolled her eyes. "I wouldn't want Ron to come anyway!"
"That's right. So you can have me for yourself."
"You're so full of yourself, toad." Ginny teased. "But I would like to go; If only my parents would allow me, that is."
"I'm sure they will." Draco said. Ginny looked doubtful. "I'll owl them later." She promised. Draco gave a satisfied smile, then frowned. "And stop calling me toad."
//LATER\\
Dear mom and dad,
Draco Malfoy—yes Malfoy—has invited me to his manor for the summer. I know you're probably confused. Why would he do that? Maybe it's because I'm well—dating him. Yes, yes, I admit it. I would have told you sooner . . .anyways, I'm telling you now. Before you say—or rather write—anything, I would just like to say that he is the most CARING, and RESPECTFUL person I know, even if he is from slytherin. He treats me very well, and he loves me. (I love him too) And I don't want to hear anything about 'You're a Weasely and he's a Malfoy' because I DON'T CARE.
So . . .can I spend the summer with him? And mom, you don't have to worry. Draco wouldn't dare try anything. We've talked about . . .it, and we've decided that we would have *it* after we get married. Just in case you wondered or asked. Oh, and his mom will be there, so don't worry.
Love you much,
Ginny
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Satisfied, Ginny sent the letter to her parents. Now all she had to do was wait for their reply.
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ON WIZ ZE STOREE!
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Chapter rating: R-100 for insults
Author's note: I fast-forwarded it to one week before summer! Yay! =)
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It was a week before school was out, and Draco hadn't asked Ginny if she wanted to stay at the manor for the summer yet. He didn't have much time, though.
Ginny had advanced potions so he would ask her then. Draco cursed silently as a second year bumped into him and didn't bother to say sorry while running to his class.
The hallways were packed with students running here and there. Draco dodged a flying broom that someone threw. He always hated the week before summer. Everyone went wild and broke most rules. Dumbledore found it adorable while the rest of the teaching staff foamed at the mouth (along with Harry).
Just then, someone grabbed Draco and pulled him into a slobbery kiss. He pushed that person away and wiped his lips with his robe, utterly disgusted. "What the—GRANGER!" Draco's jaw dropped in disbelief as a dazed Hermione clung to him.
"Granger! For Merlin's sake, what do you think you're doing!?" He pushed her away. Hermione grinned ridiculously. Draco narrowed his eyes at her and gasped. "Granger—are you. . .are you drunk?!" Hermione laughed shrilly and grabbed him. "Harry, you're so silly!" she cooed, then she pulled him into another kiss.
Draco tried to wriggle away, but the girl held on tighter. Draco was running out of air. Thank gawd Hermione released him before he had the chance to pass out.
"GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME MUDBLOOD!" he screamed, spitting onto the floor. Hermione began to wail. "HAAAAARRRRYYYYYYY! DON'T YOU LOOOOOOVVVEEEEE ME ANYMORRRREEEE?"
"HARRY?! YOU THINK I'M HARRY! I didn't think you were capable of such a RUDE, INHUMANE, AND DISGUSTING INSULT! I AM DRACO!!"
Hermione blinked at stared at him with a blank expression. Then she reached up and pinched his cheeks so hard that they bled. "You can't be Draco, Harry! You're not sexy enough," she said sympathetically. "But it's okay, I still love you!"
Draco gaped at her in disbelief. "I AM DRACO MALFOY!!! I AM NOT SOME SCAR- HEADED, FOUR EYED, MUGGLE LOVING FREAK! I DON'T DRINK FROM A TOILET! I'M SEXY, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, BUT I'M SURE AS HECK I'M NOT HARRY POTTER!" She shoved her away and walked off, but she grabbed him. "Harry, don't be like that!" she pouted. Draco cringed. "Let go of me, you dirt infested beaver- toothed porcupine wannabe!" he pushed her away.
"HARRY! I STILL LOVE YOU DESPITE THE FACT YOU LIKE PUTTING MAKE UP ON AT NIGHT!" Hermione shrieked so loudly, that the overcrowded hall burst into tremendous laughter.
Draco shivered. That Granger was a horror when she was intoxicated. And he couldn't believe that she kissed him! THRICE! AND ALL SLOBBERY! He hoped no one had noticed.
But then again, the halls were too packed for anyone to notice. Satisfied with that, he headed to the Gryffindor common room. He didn't go back into the depths of the evil student infested hallways.
"Password?" The fat lady asked. Draco gave her a genuine sneer and whipped out his wand. "You won't be needing a password when I'm done with you." He threatened. The fat lady muttered something that sounded like, "stupid ferret," and swung open, allowing Draco to enter.
Ron and Harry were playing chess, and there were no other Gryffindor s around. Draco waited for them to notice him, but they didn't.
"Hi-ho there. Where may I ask is Ginny?" no reply. Draco frowned. "Hey, you donkey's butt, where's Ginny?" Draco demanded, hitting Harry in the back of his head.
Harry whipped around. "What do you want, Malformed?" he seethed. Ron didn't mind them at all. In fact, Ron looked drunk. And then Draco saw ten bottles of beer. Hermione and Ron must've drunk all of those.
"Gawd, are you that deaf, Hairy? I asked were Ginny was." Draco snapped. Harry narrowed his eyes at him and crossed his hands over his chest like a little boy. "I'm not telling."
"Tell me, you little fag lord." Draco demanded. "I am NOT a fag lord!" Harry bellowed, turning red. Draco kept his cool. "Then why do you put make up at night?" he smirked. Harry's blood froze, and turned dead white.
He charged out of the common room screaming, "HERMIONE!!!!!"
Draco laughed and sat in front of Ron. Ron stared at him with glassy eyes. Draco snapped his fingers as to awaken Ron from his trance. The response Draco received?
A drooling Zombie. Draco sighed and rolled his eyes. "I suppose you're not much help to me. You Gryffindors are freaky when you drink." [What am I doing? Talking to a zombie?]
"Draco?" came a surprised voice. Draco grinned. He knew that voice so well. He got up and turned to Ginny. "I was looking for you." He noted that her eyes were a little red—like she had been crying.
"How did you get in?" she asked. Draco planted a kiss on her forehead. "Fat lady."
"Oh." Ginny said flatly. She shoved past Draco. "Where are you going?" he asked. "To my class, and so should you." He caught a bit of anger in her voice and grabbed her arm.
"What's wrong?" he asked. Ginny rolled her eyes at him. "Don't play innocent with me, Malfoy." She growled. "I saw you kissing Hermione!"
Draco laughed. "You thought *I* kissed her! Haha! That's a riot!" he said, slapping his knee.
"I saw it, Malfoy." Ginny snapped. "Don't deny it." Draco stopped laughing and stared at her in shock. "You really think I kissed her? Ginny! She grabbed me! Clearly she was intoxicated and—"
"Hermione doesn't drink!" Ginny gasped. Draco snorted. "Oh yeah? Then why did she confuse me with Potter? POTTER! I mean, come on!" He threw his hands up in the air. "And she did this three times! And it was SLOBBERY! I swear, she shoved her tongue down my throat it was HORRIBLE!"
"EEEEWWWWWW! DRACO THAT'S DISGUSTING! STOP IT!" Ginny screamed, covering her ears and singing Mary had a little lamb to calm herself.
Draco grabbed her hands and yanked them away from her head. "HER BREATH STANK OF BEER!!! I MEAN. . .WHOEVER THOUGHT OF LITTLE MISS PERFECT DRINKING ALCOHOL?! AND SHE KISSED ME!"
Ginny gasped again and sang louder. "MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB, LITTLE LAMB, LITTLE LAMB—"
"MORE LIKE HALF A DOZEN BEERS, MAYBE!" Draco yelled over her singing.
"—AND EVERYWHERE THAT MARY WENT—"
"SHE HAD BEER! I SWEAR!"
"—IT FOLLOWED HER TO SCHOOL ONE DAY—"
"THANK GAWD NOBODY SAW IT!"
"—SCHOOL ONE DAY—"
"GINNY!" then he covered her mouth with his. Ginny wanted to shove him off of her, but the kiss was too drugging. She let her arms wrap around his neck. He pulled her closer.
They felt so good, and it was getting better when—
"HARRY! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!" Ginny and Draco jumped apart. Hermione was glaring at them. "H—Harry? Hermione, this is Draco." Ginny said slowly. Hermione scowled. "Do you think I'm stupid, Millicent?" she demanded.
"Millicent? As in—BULSTRODE?" Ginny asked. Hermione rolled her eyes. "Yes, that's your name!" she snapped. "Now quit slobbering all over my boyfriend!"
"Hermione, it's me. GINNY. And this is DRACO." Ginny looked helplessly at Draco. He smirked. "What did I tell you?" he said. Ginny ignored him.
"Hermione, gave you been drinking?" Ginny asked, narrowing her eyes at the girl. Hermione hiccupped and laughed. "Of course not!" she giggled. Ginny was about to protest when Hermione fell to the ground.
"Hermione!"
Draco snorted with laughter. "She's drunk." He said. Ginny scowled. "I *know* that. Help me get her to the common room." Draco grudgingly agreed.
"Where do we throw her?" Draco asked, receiving a glare from the redhead. "We *put* her down on the couch, you toad."
"Ouch. Don't you love me anymore?" Draco said with mock-hurt. Ginny simply rolled her eyes. "Gawd, the mudblood is heavy! She should go on a bloody diet!" Draco complained.
Ginny snorted, trying to suppress a laugh. "She tried."
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"My, that was interesting." Draco smirked, clapping his hands together and rubbing them. "What do we do now?"
Ginny playfully hit him. "We go to class, toad." She said. Draco arched a brow. "What's with this 'toad' bit?" he demanded.
Ginny shrugged. "Well you look like one—"
"Shut it, Gin."
"My, my. Touchy, are we?" Ginny snaked her arm around his waist. "Don't worry. You're one sexy toad."
Draco cringed at the word 'toad' but shrugged it off. They walked to potions together. The halls were still packed but once they made it to the dungeon, fewer people were there.
"So, what was so important that you had to force your way into the Gryffindor house?"
"Well," Draco started. "I was going to ask you something." Ginny shook her head. "No way! I am NOT giving you a lap dance!"
Draco looked confused then grinned. "I wasn't going to ask you that, but since you mentioned it—"
"You were saying?" Ginny interrupted. Draco smirked. "Right. Would you like to spend the summer over at the manor?" [This is it, Draco.] He thought. Ginny gave him a look of surprise.
"At the manor?"
"Ron can't come." Draco said sharply. Ginny rolled her eyes. "I wouldn't want Ron to come anyway!"
"That's right. So you can have me for yourself."
"You're so full of yourself, toad." Ginny teased. "But I would like to go; If only my parents would allow me, that is."
"I'm sure they will." Draco said. Ginny looked doubtful. "I'll owl them later." She promised. Draco gave a satisfied smile, then frowned. "And stop calling me toad."
//LATER\\
Dear mom and dad,
Draco Malfoy—yes Malfoy—has invited me to his manor for the summer. I know you're probably confused. Why would he do that? Maybe it's because I'm well—dating him. Yes, yes, I admit it. I would have told you sooner . . .anyways, I'm telling you now. Before you say—or rather write—anything, I would just like to say that he is the most CARING, and RESPECTFUL person I know, even if he is from slytherin. He treats me very well, and he loves me. (I love him too) And I don't want to hear anything about 'You're a Weasely and he's a Malfoy' because I DON'T CARE.
So . . .can I spend the summer with him? And mom, you don't have to worry. Draco wouldn't dare try anything. We've talked about . . .it, and we've decided that we would have *it* after we get married. Just in case you wondered or asked. Oh, and his mom will be there, so don't worry.
Love you much,
Ginny
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Satisfied, Ginny sent the letter to her parents. Now all she had to do was wait for their reply.
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