Note: I don't own Tidus, Lulu, Wakka, Seymore or Yuna. They're fictional peoples, and Hailey owns herself. At least I think she does. o.O

Sam: *eye twitch*

Lulu: *slaps eye twitch off*

Sam: Hey! Meanie!

Lulu: I'm not mean. I have a bubbly optimistic personality that you love.

Yuna: I'm spineless, so I'll agree. *nudge* *whisper* Agree, or she'll set her stuffed bunny rabbit bear thing on you!

Me: Um, okay. Yes... bubbly personality. Got it.

Tidus: I'm so cool. Yuna, Kiss me.

Hailey: *Murders Yuna*

Tidus: What did I ever see in Yuna? I love you, Hailey.

Hailey & Tidus: *make out*

Sam: Watch me spoil the moment! *fart*

Seymore: I'm SO not evil!

Sam: Love your hair. Man, you're so hot.

Seymore: Yes, but my name sucks and have this incredibly annoying habit of pissing off Hailey!

Hailey: *smacks Seymore while still making out with Tidus*

Sam: *pokes Seymores hair* I want your hair. *

Seymore: *inches away*

MEANWHILE: *Tidus and Hailey go into bedroom*

Wakka: I'm gonna go get Lulu pregnant now.

Lulu: And thanks to my habit of never eating, and my excruciatingly tight- corset on my Kick ass dress, it won't even show!

*Lulu & Wakka leave*

*Seymore, Sam and now-bug-infested Yuna corpse remain* Sam: Let's go listen in on Hailey and Tidus.

*Seymore & Sam listen in thorugh door*

Tidus: Just grab it!

Hailey: No! It's ugly!

Tidus: Please?

Seymore: WTF?!

Sam: Let's walk in on them!

*Sam and Seymore walk in*

Hailey: Hey!

*Tidus is holding up Hailey, and Hailey is trying to grab a random object off really high shelf*

Sam & Seymore: *snort* *Stiffle of laughter* *burst out laughing*

Seymore: We thought you guys were making love!

Sam: But you were just grabbing a random object off a freakishly high shelf!

Tidus and Hailey: *averts eyes* ...Um.... Yes.... That's how it happened.... Yes... That lame excuse will do.... Heh....

Sam & Seymore: *nervous laughter*

Narrator: And so, Tidus, Hailey, Sam, And Seymore shared a moment of sheer uncomfortable silence. The End.