Note: I don't own Tidus, Lulu, Wakka, Seymore or Yuna. They're fictional peoples, and Hailey owns herself. At least I think she does. o.O

Lulu: I'm pregnant!

Wakka: Gotta think up a name, ya?

Sam: Well hurry up you dolt! *smack*

Wakka: Ouch, ya?

Hailey: *walks in holding hands with Tidus*

*Lulu and Wakka leave*

Sam: Good riddance. Her black hair and freaky personality and his irritating voice and figure will turn out with one DAMN ugly baby.

Seymore: Greetings.

Sam: *pokes Seymores hair* I want your hair. *applies cover up on Seymores blue veins showing*

Seymore: *Swats Sam away* Those are SUPPOSED to be there! *wipes it off*

Hailey: We've got news!

Sam: You two are breaking up?

Tidus: We're getting married!

Sam: Oh Joy. *doesn't care*

Seymore: Hey! Look! It's Yuna!

Rotting corpse of Yuna: Blllarrrrghhhh!

Hailey: I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU! *blam*

Rotting corpse of Yuna: *falls to ground with head splattered everywhere*

Sam: I want fuzzy peaches.

Seymore: Here. *hands bag of delicious candies*

Sam: *glomps down candy* I'm done. Gimme more. MORE!

Seymore: *inches away*

Random guy: Hey, I'm looking for a Seymore Butts, people! SEE MORE BUTTS?! ANYONE?!

Hailey: He's right here! *points*

Seymore: That's not funny.

Sam: Actually, it is. *bursts out laughing*

Tidus: *pouts* Pay attention to me!

Hailey: M'kay hun. *ignores Tidus*

Sam: *psst* Let's go play Blitzball!

Tidus: *Wispering* 'Kay.

Narrator: And so, Hailey ignored Tidus, Seymore started putting on his daily application of makeup, and Tidus and Hailey went to go play blitzball.
THE END