Note: I don't own Tidus, Lulu, Wakka, Seymore or Yuna. They're fictional peoples, and Hailey owns herself. At least I think she does. o.O

Tidus: Hey Sam! CATCH! *throws blitzball*

Sam: *misses*

Tidus: Let's get in the water. I'm all hot.

Hailey: DAMN STRAIT!

Seymore: *blink*

Sam: *gazes at Seymore* If only you weren't dead...

Hailey: WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!?!?! *shakes fist*

Seymore: *ignores glares from Hailey*

Tidus: *drags Sam in the Blitzball arena* I want to play, dammit! And since Hailey hates the sport so much, you're my alternate!

Sam: *cross* SO I'M JUST SECOND-BEST TO YOU!?!?!? IS THAT IT?!?!

Tidus: *senses danger* Um... well, It's too bad Hailey never plays, but it would be great if you'd play in her place!

Sam: *cools down* Okay!

*Sam and Tidus play Blitzball*

-MEANWHILE SEYMORE AND HAILEY ARGUE IN THE EMPTY STADIUM-

Hailey: WHY. WON'T. YOU. DIE?!?!?!?!? ARRRRGGGG!!!!!

Seymore: You know that Sam'll murder you if you kill me. *sticks out tounge*

Hailey: Grrrr..... *calls to Sam* SAM, YOU'RE CRAZY!

-UNDERWATER DURING 1-on-1 GAME OF BLITZBALL-

Sam: *underwater so all that is seen is bubbled coming out of mouth* Blllurrbblleee blurb!

Tidus: BLURB! (Catch!) blitzball goes flying past Sam into net

Sam: WTF?!?!

Tidus: Blerble blurb blubble bleeb! Sam: What's going on, eh?

Tidus: (Let's get out. Hailey is about to murder Seymore. Not that that's a BAD thing!

Sam: *punches Tidus* Jerkoff!

-MEANWHILE-

Hailey: Seriously! You're like, immortal!

Seymore: Must I endure so much praise? *smug*

Hailey: Whateva. They're getting out. And they're miraculously NOT SOAKING WET!

Tidus: Waddup?

Seymore: I. SEE. DEAD. PEOPLE.

Sam: You better, otherwise you'll be like this freaky dead guy who can't see your dead buddies so you'll be going around with your buds all like WTF?!!?

Seymore: .....

Hailey & Tidus: *continuous making out*

Sam: *imitates Coach Z* 'Ey! Those are da breaks!

Narrator: Um.... Yeah.