A/N: Dun own nuttin' but Hailey. My pet ostrich owns me.

Narrator: A few months later, our heroes are in Canmore, for Hailey and Tidus's wedding. Tidus insisted on Hailey cutting her hair like Yunas' for the wedding, and making her wear a plastic ring from a cereal box.

Sam: eats cheese bread whilst staring angrily at Seymore

Seymour: What?!

Sam: Their wedding is today. I hope you're happy.

Seymore: ......

Sam: Anyway, let's go get yer ensemble ready.

Hailey: yaks to Tidus

Tidus: all he hears BLAH BLAH BALH.

Hailey: Are you listening?

Tidus: BLAH BLAH BLAH

Hailey: So, do you think I should paint it green, or yellow?

Tidus: clues in Yup! That's a great idea!

Hailey: .......

Sam: HOLD STILL!

Seymore: BUT IT'S A DRESS!

Sam: Stop whining, you big baby.

Seymore: whines

Narrator: The wedding approaches. DUH NUH NUH NUUUH.

A/N: Been having writers block lately, So shut up all you invisible reviewers who don't bother reading this, and if you do, you don't review, so therefore you SUCK!!