A/N: Thanks again for the great reviews. This chapter has implied Eponine/Grantaire... note I said implied... take it however you want. As I have said, I do not own Les Miserables... but I do own a laptop computer... Yeah... Enjoy!

Chapter 3- Hat Girl tied to a Chair

(Capital R flies through Paris. He has just heard his beloved sidekick scream for help. He flies toward her apartment. It looks as though there as been a fight.)

Eponine sat tied to a chair after being beaten, once again, by Montparnasse. She had screamed out for help after Montparnasse had left and she had tried to get out of her ropes but had found that they had gotten tighter. She heard a window break and saw the naked Grantaire leaping, almost gracefully, through the glass window pane. She watched the glass shards shower onto the ground as the moonlight streamed in making little rainbows on the floor. This almost reminded her of a deer, leaping through a waterfall, or a goose, making a bad landing. She watched almost awestruck. She felt that it was the most beautiful and yet disturbing thing she and ever seen. She mentally kicked herself for her thoughts on Grantaire. Then she attempted to get him to save her.

"Hey! Grantaire! Over here, you naked, drunken idiot!" She screamed.

Grantaire was unphased.

(Capital R decides to search all of Paris for his little friend.)

"Hey!" Eponine cried as Grantaire left. "Never, never, never trust a naked, drunken cynic!" She growled to herself while scooting her chair across the floor towards the door, following the nudist.

(Capital R flies through Paris. It has been an hour. There is still no trace of Hat Girl. Capital R lands on a street light feeling the warmth underneath while watching for her.)

Grantaire sat on top of a street light. Eponine's sister, Azelma, was on her way back to the apartment from a robbery. She saw Grantaire perched on the lamp post. She decided to call up to him.

"Monsieur?"

"Oui?" He responded.

"What are you doing up there?"

"I need to find Hat Girl!"

"That's an odd way of going about it!"

"Not really, after all, I am Capital R!"

"Doesn't that hurt you?"

"Of course not! Capital R never feels pain!"

Azelma looked up at him for a moment. She knew that the fire in the lamp was going to just get hotter and soon, the nudist would receive an unpleasant surprise. She turned to go. As she turned to leave she heard the nudist cry out in pain as he almost "flew" off of the lamp.

(Capital R lands on the ground. He decides to run for the rest of his search. Maybe he could find Hat Girl better this way. He runs down the street and cries out in a very "Street-car named Desire" way, "Hat Girl!")

Enjolras had decided to go after Grantaire, in case he needed help. He turned into an alley to see Grantaire crying out for this "Hat Girl." Enjolras just turned and left.

(Capital R sits down in an alley way. He wonders where his beloved Hat Girl is. He remembers all that they had been through.)

Meanwhile, Eponine scooted down the street on her chair, cursing under her breath. She stopped and rested for a while. Why was she so concerned with Grantaire finding her? After all Azelma could always come and untie her. She struggled again and screamed as the ropes got tighter. When she found Grantaire... if she found Grantaire... she was going to kill him...

Will Capital R ever find Hat Girl? Will Eponine ever trust a naked, drunken, cynic again? Will Eponine learn of why Grantaire acts this way? Will Eponine kill Grantaire? Why do Eponine's thoughts go to Grantaire? Why is this Question section so long? Tune in next time for more Adventures of Capital R and Hat Girl!

A/N: I hope ya'll enjoyed it. And for Scott , things will get a bit Gorey in a few chapters. Anyway, please no flames. Thanks!

La Epster