A/N: My pet ostrich died. Thanks to all ye faithful reviewers for keeping
my pet Ostrich alived and sustained on cat litter and the rim of my
glasses... thinks Oh, wait. My ostrich is DEAD, so I guess you reviewers
don't exist! SCREW YOU, MR. SAMSA!!! smushes bug Oh, wait..... He owned
me.... I'm FREEE!!!!!! remembers Oh, wait. I dun own anything but Hailey. I
own me, so therefore I don't own myself, I own me. e
The story thus far: Tidus and Hailey are making out, and Seymore and Sam are eating doughnuts and wearing dresses. (well, Sam is wearing jeans, but Seymore's wearing a dress!)
Tidus: bursts into song IIIIII WANT-
Hailey: interrupts FUZZY PEACHES!!! grarrl!
Tidus: makes out with Hailey
Hailey: in between smooches Geeroff! We're getting married today! happy dance
Tidus: Well, it's a good thing that bald priest dude is unsent, or he'd be dead by now.
Hailey: blink Woah. Have you ever looked at your hands? I mean REALLY looked?
MEANWHILE:
Sam: Woah. I mean, they call 'em fingers, but I never see 'em fing!
Seymore: What IS normal, exactly?
Hailey: walks in Certainly not Sammi!
Sam: blink Who's Sammi? Have I been replaced??
Tidus: gazes lovingly at scenery Hailey, I love your hair. I'm so glad I forced you to move here to Canmore, where the job I made you take pays more, so I can lie around on my fat, muscular ass and wipe my mouth with a 20 dollar bill and light a cigarette with 50.
Hailey: I love you, Tidus!
Tidus: I love you too!
Hailey and Tidus: make out
Sam: sniff It's so romantic.
Seymore: Yeah.... gazes dreamily at pelican attacking badger Narrator: Will the wedding ever begin? Will the badger have it's revenge? Will Hailey ever realize that Tidus doesn't exist? Find out next, on STAR WARS, THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL.
The story thus far: Tidus and Hailey are making out, and Seymore and Sam are eating doughnuts and wearing dresses. (well, Sam is wearing jeans, but Seymore's wearing a dress!)
Tidus: bursts into song IIIIII WANT-
Hailey: interrupts FUZZY PEACHES!!! grarrl!
Tidus: makes out with Hailey
Hailey: in between smooches Geeroff! We're getting married today! happy dance
Tidus: Well, it's a good thing that bald priest dude is unsent, or he'd be dead by now.
Hailey: blink Woah. Have you ever looked at your hands? I mean REALLY looked?
MEANWHILE:
Sam: Woah. I mean, they call 'em fingers, but I never see 'em fing!
Seymore: What IS normal, exactly?
Hailey: walks in Certainly not Sammi!
Sam: blink Who's Sammi? Have I been replaced??
Tidus: gazes lovingly at scenery Hailey, I love your hair. I'm so glad I forced you to move here to Canmore, where the job I made you take pays more, so I can lie around on my fat, muscular ass and wipe my mouth with a 20 dollar bill and light a cigarette with 50.
Hailey: I love you, Tidus!
Tidus: I love you too!
Hailey and Tidus: make out
Sam: sniff It's so romantic.
Seymore: Yeah.... gazes dreamily at pelican attacking badger Narrator: Will the wedding ever begin? Will the badger have it's revenge? Will Hailey ever realize that Tidus doesn't exist? Find out next, on STAR WARS, THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL.