A/N: Thanks for all of the reviews! Anyway, this chapter had one-sided
Grantaire/Eponine. The one-sided Grantaire/Eponine will get even funnier in
two chapters. Again, I do not oewn Les Miserables but I do have
conversations with Grantaire, Eponine, Enjolras, and Joly...Enjoy!
Chapter 4- Capital R battles Le Pantalon Monster
(Capital R hears a screeching noise. He readies himself for battle.)
Eponine scooted on her chair down the street. She was grumbling and cursing under her breath. She then growled out, "I am so going to kill Grantaire!"
(Capital R hears a voice. Could it be?)
Eponine looked up to get a full frontal view of Grantaire. She shuddered as he ran toward her. He then grabbed her and with the strength of twenty men, he ripped her out of the chair, snapping the ropes, and squeezed her saying "Hat Girl!"
Eponine's only response was to the incredible, burning pain caused by the ropes as she simply cried, "Ouch! Holy Rope Burn!"
(Suddenly, Capital R hears a gamin cry!)
Gavroche was back at the café. He saw Grantaire's clothing piled up and ran out the door.
"Grantaire! You forgot your clothes!" Gavroche yelled as loud as he could. Before grabbing the clothing and running down the street.
("Come on Hat Girl! Let's go!" Capital R cries as he runs down the Parisian street, with Hat Girl not too far behind.)
Grantaire dragged Eponine and ran with such speed that her feet never touched the ground. Eponine just sighed.
"Here we go again... a gamine who just turned sixteen being dragged around Paris by a drunk, cynical, nudist."
(Capital R and Hat Girl stand atop a high building. He realizes they must get across.)
"Grantaire? Are you sure we're supposed to be up here? It's awfully high," Eponine gasped as she looked down.
(Capital R turns to see that Hat Girl becoming an eagle. "Great idea, Hat Girl!" Capital R helps Hat Girl into the air.)
Grantaire lifted Eponine and threw her as hard as he could across the wide street. Eponine screamed as she felt gravity take quickly control, "Augh! Why did you try to throw me across?"
(Capital R and Hat Girl fly through the streets of Paris.)
Eponine landed on an awning and bounced from that awning to another and continued this way until hitting a wall. She was knocked unconscious
("Hat Girl!" Capital R cries out. Capital R runs to Hat Girl who is now human and cradles her in his arms. "No!")
Gavroche ran to Grantaire with the clothing in his arms. "Monsieur?" He asked while he held up the pants.
(Capital R turns to see a gamin being attacked by Le Pantalon Monster.)
Grantaire glared at his pants. Gavroche looked at him. "Why are you glaring at your pants?"
(Capital R attacks the monster. He fights bravely. This one's for Hat Girl!)
Gavroche watched Grantaire leap on his pants and he got into a large brawl with them. Gavroche sighed and rolled his eyes.
"I can't believe Grantaire's fighting with his pants!"
(Le Pantalon Monster is attaching itself to Capital R's legs! The end is near!)
Suddenly, Grantaire's pants were on him as he sat with his legs splayed out and cried, "Augh!" Eponine was awakened by him. She sat up and looked at Grantaire wearily.
"Grantaire sees his sidekick awaken and become the mild-mannered Eponine. Grantaire is overjoyed and wishes to show her his joy," Grantaire narrated for himself.
"What hap-"Eponine started. But her question was cut short by Grantaire's passionate kiss. Eponine tried to pull away but Grantaire had her locked in his kiss. Gavroche was laughing heartily.
"Man! I wish someone would hurry up and invent a video camera!" Gavroche laughed.
Will Grantaire stop kissing Eponine? Will someone hurry up and invent a video camera? Why did Grantaire kiss Eponine? Tune in next time for more Adventures of Capital R and Hat Girl.
A/N: I forgot to say it up there but please, no flames because Grantaire thinks he's a firefighter sometimes (If ya know what I mean.)
Chapter 4- Capital R battles Le Pantalon Monster
(Capital R hears a screeching noise. He readies himself for battle.)
Eponine scooted on her chair down the street. She was grumbling and cursing under her breath. She then growled out, "I am so going to kill Grantaire!"
(Capital R hears a voice. Could it be?)
Eponine looked up to get a full frontal view of Grantaire. She shuddered as he ran toward her. He then grabbed her and with the strength of twenty men, he ripped her out of the chair, snapping the ropes, and squeezed her saying "Hat Girl!"
Eponine's only response was to the incredible, burning pain caused by the ropes as she simply cried, "Ouch! Holy Rope Burn!"
(Suddenly, Capital R hears a gamin cry!)
Gavroche was back at the café. He saw Grantaire's clothing piled up and ran out the door.
"Grantaire! You forgot your clothes!" Gavroche yelled as loud as he could. Before grabbing the clothing and running down the street.
("Come on Hat Girl! Let's go!" Capital R cries as he runs down the Parisian street, with Hat Girl not too far behind.)
Grantaire dragged Eponine and ran with such speed that her feet never touched the ground. Eponine just sighed.
"Here we go again... a gamine who just turned sixteen being dragged around Paris by a drunk, cynical, nudist."
(Capital R and Hat Girl stand atop a high building. He realizes they must get across.)
"Grantaire? Are you sure we're supposed to be up here? It's awfully high," Eponine gasped as she looked down.
(Capital R turns to see that Hat Girl becoming an eagle. "Great idea, Hat Girl!" Capital R helps Hat Girl into the air.)
Grantaire lifted Eponine and threw her as hard as he could across the wide street. Eponine screamed as she felt gravity take quickly control, "Augh! Why did you try to throw me across?"
(Capital R and Hat Girl fly through the streets of Paris.)
Eponine landed on an awning and bounced from that awning to another and continued this way until hitting a wall. She was knocked unconscious
("Hat Girl!" Capital R cries out. Capital R runs to Hat Girl who is now human and cradles her in his arms. "No!")
Gavroche ran to Grantaire with the clothing in his arms. "Monsieur?" He asked while he held up the pants.
(Capital R turns to see a gamin being attacked by Le Pantalon Monster.)
Grantaire glared at his pants. Gavroche looked at him. "Why are you glaring at your pants?"
(Capital R attacks the monster. He fights bravely. This one's for Hat Girl!)
Gavroche watched Grantaire leap on his pants and he got into a large brawl with them. Gavroche sighed and rolled his eyes.
"I can't believe Grantaire's fighting with his pants!"
(Le Pantalon Monster is attaching itself to Capital R's legs! The end is near!)
Suddenly, Grantaire's pants were on him as he sat with his legs splayed out and cried, "Augh!" Eponine was awakened by him. She sat up and looked at Grantaire wearily.
"Grantaire sees his sidekick awaken and become the mild-mannered Eponine. Grantaire is overjoyed and wishes to show her his joy," Grantaire narrated for himself.
"What hap-"Eponine started. But her question was cut short by Grantaire's passionate kiss. Eponine tried to pull away but Grantaire had her locked in his kiss. Gavroche was laughing heartily.
"Man! I wish someone would hurry up and invent a video camera!" Gavroche laughed.
Will Grantaire stop kissing Eponine? Will someone hurry up and invent a video camera? Why did Grantaire kiss Eponine? Tune in next time for more Adventures of Capital R and Hat Girl.
A/N: I forgot to say it up there but please, no flames because Grantaire thinks he's a firefighter sometimes (If ya know what I mean.)