Hicky- Hope you guys don't mind another long chapter....
Trent- Hicky doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh or the dubbed versions. But you've been reading those for over twenty chapters haven't you?
Hicky- Okay, slight Mokuba bashing I think... Dark gets bad mouthed and Seto is as sex crazed as Yami... oh, and Yami really sounds like it in his one.... ENJOY!
Trent- If any of you can guess what 'phoomp, phoomp' is you get a prize... it's near the end if you're interested in guessing.
YMCA vs PMS
Yugi had snapped out of his semi-coma and was now at least coherent but he still would not rely on the help of the spirit. He stood with his friends on a balcony, barely able to see the two duellist over the rail. Pegasus was standing on one side, and on the other was his challenger, Seto Kaiba.
Pegasus moved first with two cards face down; a monster in defence and a magic card.
Seto also played a card face down, but went on the offensive with his Rude Kaiser, destroying Pegasus's monster with it's Forearm Slash.
Pegasus played his Parrot Dragon and used it's Bombarding attack to try and wipe Seto's monster off the field. But when Seto played his trap card, Mesmoronic (might have been Mesmoric), causing the bird's attack to drop 800 points, it was destroyed by the very monster it was sent take out.
Seto was just about to play one of his Blue Eyes when Pegasus flipped up his own trap card, Prophecy. He was entitled to one guess at whether the monster Seto held was above or below 2000 attack points, and he guessed right. "Was I right? I do hope I was right. Oh please say I was right. I was right, right?" Pegasus said in his incredibly fruity voice. To add to his simple guess he also told everyone just what monster it was. Seto had to give up his dragon. Seto then switched his Rude Kaiser into defensive mode.
Pegasus played another monster face down in defence, and another card face down.
Seto played Saggi the Dark Clown in combination with the Crush card. Now his monster was infected and ready to be sacrificed.
To dash Seto's hopes and cripple him for the remainder of the duel, Pegasus played his magic card, Negative Energy, to double Saggi's attack points, making him to powerful to hold the virus safely in his body, and it destroyed him. Pegasus then played Dark Rabbit, and because of the Negative Energy card he grew twice as strong, twice as big, and twice as insane.
Seto played a monster in defence, face down.
Pegasus drew a card and then began a very childish, and very long, almost rant about a cartoon that he watched all the time called Funny Bunny. He then played his very special magic card, Toon World and attacked with Dark Rabbit, sending Battle Ox to the graveyard.
"Bad hare day," Mai said from the sidelines, trying to be funny.
Seto put a card face down.
Pegasus then played Seto's dragon and commands it to enter Toon World. It then emerges as the eye-swirling Blue Eyes Toon Dragon. It attacked Seto's Rude Kaiser and finally it joined it's friends in the graveyard.
Seto figured that Pegasus could see his hand and so he put in down so even he couldn't see them. It then seemed that Seto gave in to Yugi and Yami's constant rants about the heart of the cards and put all his faith into his next pull. He was rewarded with a second Blue Eyes. Who would have guessed... Seto then ordered his Blue Eyes to destroy the abominable toon with White Lightning, thinking their two attacks would end up destroying both monsters. Seto and his dragon got a big shock when to toon stretched like rubber to avoid the attack.
Pegasus played Shine Palace, a new addition to Toon World, and increasing the toon dragon's attack by 500 points. The pumped up Blue Eyes toon flexed his muscles, which turned into erupting volcanoes. He then sent his own White Lightning attack to destroy the normal dragon.
Seto quickly played Negate to dissipate the attack, and then played Shadow Spell. Chains quickly wrapped around a struggling toon dragon but they then him fast. With 700 attack points gone thanks to the chains, Seto could now attack and destroy the creepy little toon.
Pegasus played Dragon Capture Jar to steal Seto's second dragon.
All Seto could be was play a monster face down, in defence.
Pegasus lay a card face down and the Dragon Piper in attack mode.
Seto plays Sword Stalker and sends him to attack. But Pegasus quickly flipped his magic card up which was Doppelganger and played it as a Crush Card. He infected his Dragon Piper and waited for Seto's attack to end.
After Dragon Piper had been destroyed the virus shot through Seto's deck in no time. Sword Stalker grabbed his throat as if he were choking, the virus quickly making it's way through his body. He was glad to be rid of it once he was back in the Shadow Realm.
Seto had only one monster that he could play, Saggi, and so he used Reborn the Monster to bring him back to the field.
Pegasus sent out Bickuribox to destroy Seto's final monster, winning him the duel, and a new soul to add to his collection.
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Everyone had got back to the mansion only to find Yami waiting in on the steps trying to talk with Kuriboh, who had not gone on the picnic. He looked up as the mass of monster came up. The duelling deck stopped while the others walked off to wherever it was that they had come from. Yami looked around to see that two very important monsters were missing. "Where are Dark Magician and Celtic Guardian?" he asked to no one in particular.
"Dark snapped them out of the picnic a while ago... I think they're inside," Curse said, feeling slightly bad about what he had done. He just wanted them together already.
Yami raised an eyebrow in interest obviously thinking that the two monsters were up to something together.
Curse caught his expression. "No Master Yami, not like that. There was an incident at the picnic that embarrassed then two of them, so they left."
"Oh..." Yami said rather disappointed that his two favorite monsters were screwing each other yet. Yami was a rather sex-crazed individual. "Well, I'll just call them out here then." He placed his hands around his puzzle and then waited. Within five minutes both Celtic and Dark had joined everyone else, but they had moved to opposite sides of the congregation, avoiding each other.
'Shit... shitshitshit,' Curse thought as he looked from Celtic to Dark. Not only had he done nothing to get them together, he had actually driven them farther apart.
Yami looked from one monster to the other. He was sure that something was wrong but he wasn't the best at solving these kind of problems. "Alright," he cleared his throat. "Some of you may have felt another soul come to the Shadow Realm. Pegasus has sent Yugi's Grandfather, Mokuba, Seto Kaiba's younger brother, and Seto Kaiba himself here."
Some monster began whispering.
"Now," Yami began speaking again. "I think that we have to do something. I was thinking about a joint raid for the souls-"
"Who do you suggest we join with?" Dark asked calmly.
"With Seto Kaiba's monsters of coarse. Their master is in trouble, and this could also be their only chance to see him in something other than a duel. They aren't as lucky as you, you know," Yami said, looking at all his monsters.
"I see," Celtic said, forcing Yami to look from one side of the group all the way to the other. "But would this attack not interfere with our duels?"
"There are no more duels until tomorrow. The duellist will be resting tonight. As far as I know this will be our only chance, and I don't want to think about what could happen if Yugi losses... he still won't let me help him." Yami looked rather upset. "My sweet little chipmunk," he said so quietly that only someone with special powers or sensitive ears could hear. Yami shook the thoughts from his head. "Alright, tonight you'll attack. Now, I'll need a group to represent us, and convince Seto's monsters to help... anyone volunteering?" Yami asked, eyes already on Dark.
"I will," Dark said stepping forward.
Celtic hesitated but stepped forward also. "Me as well."
"I'll go," a monster said, walking up from the stables. He had caught the last part.
Yami turned and practically went starry eyed. "Who are you?"
"Really Yami... you don't even know your own monsters," said the light purple skinned monster.
"But I- I've never seen you before," Yami walked closer.
"Not in this form," he said as he walked toward Yami.
"You aren't humanoid in nature... then who? Tell me," Yami ordered, but his voice was soft.
"Well, let's just say, Gaia rides me allllll the time." He winked an equine eye and smirked.
Yami looked over to Gaia who's mouth hung open, and then back to the monster before him.
"TWILIGHT!?!?!?!" Gaia's voiced sounded shocked and shrill compared to his usual 'dumb-ass teen' voice.
Twilight looked at Gaia. "Yes master," he said bowing. Gaia then fainted.
Yami raised an eyebrow at the humanoid form of Gaia's steed. "And why is it that you wish to go?"
"You didn't ask the others... well, I've actually already spoken with the three Blue Eyes guards. They know me and therefore won't do anything rash."
"Mmmmm, very good... alright, you'll go then," Yami said, looking Twilight over and smiling.
Twilight nodded.
'Oh lovely,' Dark thought to himself.
"And I'll be our female representative!" Mystical Elf said happily.
"And I'll go too," Kimouri walked forward, changing into her human form.
Yami cocked his head to the side. "Okay, I'm gay and she's still gorgeous.... Curse you go human-form too."
"No Pharaoh," he said bluntly.
"You disobey me?" Yami asked looking to the yellow dragon.
"I do not think that the task of getting you hard is worth obeying," Curse said to a now blushing pharaoh.
Dark stepped over to Yami and put an arm around his shoulders. He leaned in. "Yami, do you think it's possible for you to start thinking with your brain, and not with your head?" he said very quietly so even elves couldn't hear.
'What's he saying?' Celtic asked himself. He growled low in his throat.
Dark turned to his fellow monsters, since his comment had caused Yami to blush further. "Now, Kimouri, Celtic, Mystical Elf, and ..... Twilight... we will leave in fifteen minutes. Meet back here," he glared at Twilight then walked up the stairs and to his room. He changed into something a bit more diplomatic and took the glowing sphere from his shelf, the Blue Eyes' soul from the dragon they had tried to save. He thought that it might have a connection to the other three dragons.
Celtic walked to his room as well. He changed into an outfit that made him look very masculine and mature. He then walked back out to wait. 'This isn't the best group to be going with,' he thought. 'First of all, I'm trying to avoid Dark, well, until the picnic incident flows over, and then there's Twilight... why did he leave me?.... and that damned Mystical Elf... at least it seems that she gave up on Dark...' Celtic sighed, he bowed his head and closed his eyes. He remained like that even when he heard someone walk up and sit beside him.
"Celtic."
"... Twilight."
"I'm sorry."
"Why did you leave?"
"..."
"Tell me."
"I can't... I'm sorry."
Celtic opened his eyes and blinked them quickly, getting rid of possible tears. He stood when he heard the others coming.
'Twilight?' Dark asked rather coldly.
'Don't worry yourself mage, I didn't tell him you were a psycho, jealous prick.' Twilight smiled and took up the lead with Celtic since they knew where they had to go.
They walked the whole way like that; the masculine warrior builds in the lead, and the slim, feminine builds following. Dark had seemed to notice this early on and decided to walk in the middle by himself.
'Twilight?' Dark asked, creating a link with the horse's mind.
'Gods, I'm not hitting in him!' Twilight said angrily.
'No, it's not that.'
'Then what the heck no you want?... it's not like we're friends and you're going to tell me some secret.'
'Well, we aren't friends, but I think I do owe you an explanation for my rude behaviour.'
'Rude behaviour? Dark Magician, you were acting like a jealous prat!' Twilight stayed normal on the outside despite his emotions.
'You're right. But I can't control the way I feel, just like you can't-'
'Yeah well, I can control myself so I don't behave like an asshole.'
Dark took a deep breath. 'True also. Now will you let me explain myself?'
'Fine.'
'Thank you. Now, do you remember when he lived in Egypt, before we were monsters, or when we served Yami?'
'First of all I try not to think about the time when I was nothing but a hay munching horse, but I do remember a few things about when we served to pharaoh.'
'Okay well, Exodia said he knew all about that life, and about all of us. And he told me, well, wrote that someone was my soul mate, and Yami told me it was Celtic.'
Twilight looked over to Celtic then back ahead. 'You're soul mates?'
'It's what I've been told.... It's what I believe, and it's what I want.'
'I see... well, that is something of an explanation.' Twilight had a choice between telling Dark that Celtic liked him too, or he could lie his ass off. 'So why the heck aren't you together if your soul mates? Did I get in the way?'
'That would be one factor.'
Twilight blew a big huff of air through his lips, like a horse would. 'So sorry.' He wasn't sorry at all.
Soon after Twilight and Dark had finished "speaking" the group arrived at the SMS, and were greeted by a Blue Eyes White Dragon, and two pale, blue eyes warriors; one female, one male.
"Greeting White, Drag," Twilight said as the five ambassadors of the YMCA made their way closer.
"Twilight?... So you can become a humanoid monster now. Fun huh?" The female warrior said.
"It is very enjoyable."
"Is that the boyo you wanted to land?" the dragon asked reverting to her humanoid form and joining her friends.
Celtic's eyes went wide.
"Guys! Don't go saying stuff like that," Twilight said felling very embarrassed.
"Oh, come on. You said he was the most amazing creature you'd ever seen and you wanted to show him just how good an all night ride could be," the male warrior added.
Celtic's eyes went larger as he turned his head to look at Twilight.
"Blue, White, Drag! SHUT UP!" Twilight yelled.
Dark shuffled his feet a bit. 'What business does he have, having the same thoughts as me. Stupid horse telling people.'
"Fine, fine. So up tight. So I take it he didn't you know huh?" One of the female warriors asked, this time to Celtic.
"Wha?... no.... ahhhh," Celtic said. He was having trouble getting air into his body.
The other woman spoke. "It's like all he did was give you a little, light kiss or something."
"That's because that's all I HAVE done," Twilight said. "Drag, tell your sisters to stop talking about it."
"Blue, White, come on now. Let's leave the horse and the very screwable elf alone now," Drag said patting his sisters on their shoulders.
Celtic looked far past uncomfortable. 'Okay, okay, breath. So what if all they're talking about is how they want to do you... it's not weird.... fuck, yes it is. Dammit, breath or you're going to start hyperventilating.' Celtic took a few deep, deep breaths.
Dark looked at the elf. 'Hmm, I wish I could just wrap my arms around you and make you feel better.' Dark took a step forward, so he was standing next to Celtic. "You okay?"
"Does it look like I'm okay?!"
"Well, he's very screwable too," Drag said looking the mage up and down.
"Back off," Dark said. "There are more important things to discuss than who is worth sleeping with!"
"Ooooh. Maybe he's straight Dragon," Blue said.
"No way!" White laughed. "Everyone who thinks guys are hot and worth at least kissing raise your hand!" Everyone raised their hands. "See, straight girls, gay guys... too bad, they're all very-"
"Don't say it!" Twilight said.
"Are all four Blue Eyes White Dragon's siblings?" Dark asked any one of the humanoid dragons.
"We're quadruplets, but our brother is gone," Drag said, sadness passing through his eyes.
"Then this belongs to you three." Dark handed them the spherical soul of the forth Blue Eyes.
They all looked sad, relieved, and gratified. "Thank you," they said in unison. "Now, what is it that we must speak about. We are the guards as well as the leaders of this place."
"It involves your master and where he is," Kimouri said stepping forward with Mystical Elf at her side.
"Seto Kaiba? But our master resides in the real world, what's wrong?" White asked, worry spreading over her features.
"Your master's soul is now trapped in this realm, along with his brother's and one of our master's grandfather's," Dark said, very tranquil.
"One of your masters?"
"How do you know?"
"Because one of our masters is a spirit that lives inside our other master. He came here and told us," Celtic said, no longer feeling threatened by the fact that the dragons seemed as sex-crazed as Yami.
"Seto's in trouble!"
"And that beast of a brother."
"Where are they?"
"They are being held there," Mystical Elf said pointing to giant building across from where they all stood.
"We are planning an attack against them," Celtic stated.
"And we seek your aid. Will you help us?" Dark added.
"Will you help your master?" Kimouri asked.
"We will, yes to all. We will aid you in your quest," The three said in an eerie harmony.
"When do we meet, and when do we attack?" Drag asked Dark, feeling that he was most in charge.
"We attack tonight, just after six. Our forces will meet here before then. I think it best that you make your own plan of attack, while we make ours. Agreed?" Dark asked the dragon man.
"Agreed," Drag said nodding. "Now, sisters, we do not have much time. We must gather a force and plan our attack." He turned to the ambassadors. "Until tonight then."
"Until tonight," Dark replied. With that he turned and left, the others falling into step behind him.
They had gotten half way home when Celtic spoke up. "They seemed to change half way through everything... from well, yeah, to very serious and very mature."
"They're are usually the way they were when you first met them, but when fighting comes up... well, they take that very seriously," Twilight said as he walked on one side of the elf. Dark was on the other.
"They were rather... open about what they thought about us," Dark said, eyes staying on the path.
"Yes, and rather bad at keeping secrets," Twilight agreed.
"What they said was true?!" Celtic asked, his head sharply turned to look at Twilight.
"Ummm." Twilight blushed slightly.
"Oh." Celtic looked down at his feet well he walked.
Dark's lip twitched a bit but he told himself not to worry.
"We have to gather a force as well. I don't think that we have enough... considering how many magic cards Yugi and Yami have. Some of us can equip them. And a spell-caster in each division. Mine for attack, Mystical Elf, yours for defence."
"A wise decision," Kimouri said in her quiet but firm voice.
"I'll have elemental warriors in my division," Mystical Elf said. Actually showing she had a brain for battle. "That way they can attack from behind my shields."
Dark nodded in agreement, and in surprise that she knew what she was talking about. "Then I'll take the warriors." He looked to Celtic. "It seems I'll be your superior."
'Yes you will be,' he thought. "I'll show you my strength. I'll show you my true power."
"I don't judge you by your card, I judge you by you," Dark said smiling.
"Still, I will show you."
"My main force will consist of Summoned Skull, Winged Dragon, Feral Imp, Horn Imp, and Catapult Turtle would prove useful. I will also take the beast monsters, if that is alright."
"It is," Dark said, nodding a second time.
"Then Silver Fang, Mammoth Graveyard and Griffore will be with me also."
"Then my force will consist of Gaia, Giant Soldier of Stone, but only until we get in, Kimouri, you'll join me, along with Curse. And then you Celtic. Hmmm-"
"I have friends that will help," Celtic said. "I don't know how strong they are, and they've never even duelled but I'm sure they'd be useful."
"Alright, I trust you. Our forces are about equally distributed. Now, the fighting. We need a plan."
"Draw them out with a fake retreat from our defensive unit while our attackers sneak into the fortress. Then make their way down to the dungeons, fore that is surely where they are being kept. Our human-form abilities will come in handy, since the rooms may not fit dragons-" Kimouri was interrupted.
"But what would you use to fight, can you still breath fire in that form, and what about Curse, or Gaia's lances?" Celtic questioned.
"I have my own weapons, as Curse has his. Mine a spear, his a bow," Kimouri stated.
"Gaia can use twin katanas, or, he says he can anyway," Twilight added. He knew he would not fight. Kuriboh, Beaver Warrior and himself would not be useful in this attack.
"And we mustn't wear our duelling clothes. Does everyone have other armour?" Mystical Elf asked.
"I have plenty," Celtic said.
"I have something." Dark frowned. He liked his armour for fighting.
"I can make any armour I like," Kimouri said while changing her outfit several times in demonstration.
"Me too," Mystical Elf did the same demonstration.
"Fine. If anyone does not have armour, we will get them some."
They had now reached home. "I'll make an announcement to the deck. We'll meet out here at five thirty. That should be plenty of time to prepare," Dark said as he made his way through the door, then held it open as Celtic and Mystical Elf entered. Kimouri and Twilight had left at the bottom of the steps. The door closed and the two elves went off to get ready. Dark cast his announcing-type spell and began speaking, "Fellow monsters of Yugi and Yami's deck. Tonight we, along with Seto Kaiba's monsters, will attack PMS in an attempt to save three souls, one being Yugi's grandfather. Every capable monster is to meet in front of the mansion at five thirty in battle armour. If you have none, you will receive it when you arrive. This is an order from Yami and a request for your aid." Dark cleared his throat and went to his room.
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Celtic stood in his room and looked at his clock; four o'clock. He looked from his clock to his bed, his plushie and finally the book. He went over and sat on his bed, picked up the book, then lay down. "Hmmm." Celtic opened the book again, and looked closer at the pictures he had flipped through before; him in his costume from Halloween, a younger version of him, two of him under sheets, one on his stomach, one on his side. After that all the pictures were of him nude. He flipped through a few more pages before closing the book. "Okay, so I guess I have a body that inspires an artist. Okay," Celtic said getting up with the book. "Whatever, I have to go tell Cee and Gee that they're fighting with us." Still stunned, Celtic left his room with the book still in his hand.
He walked to the elevator, rode to floor twelve, and then walked to Cee and Gee's room. He knocked and soon was greeted by Cee. "Hi Cee."
"Hi Celtic... are you still mad at me?" Cee asked looking a little nervous.
"About wha- Oh yeah." He eyes narrowed. "... Yeah, I'm fine. Just don't do something like that again."
"Alright, I won't. Gee," Cee called leaning away from the door. "Stop trying to figure it out, it's been over an hour! We won't get it... Celtic, come in will you." Celtic stepped inside.
"What is he trying to figure out?" Celtic asked.
"Why we remind Margarine and Blue Berry of their sister."
"Wasn't she-" Celtic started.
"A lesbian? Yeah, she was . I don't get it," Gee said whacking his face with a pillow.
"Oh, yeah, that's weir- oooh," Celtic thought he knew what the girls were talking about.
"What? WHAT? Don't tell me you figured it out in five seconds!" Gee had leapt up from his bed and was now shaking Celtic by the shoulders. "Tell me!!!!"
"T-thh-thhey-," Celtic smacked away Gee's hands. "They think you two are gay!"
"No they don- wait. Lesbian, queer, queer, gay.... shit.... but we aren't!" Cee said rather annoyed.
Celtic made a face. "Whatever, maybe they just said it cause they don't want to be your girlfriends."
"Maybe, I like that better," Gee said.
"Oh yeah, ye who wanted to show up Celtic and Twilight at the dance?" Cee said, still annoyed.
"I was just saying we could, not that I wanted too. Plus you're the dancing queen!"
Celtic looked at Gee.
"I was talking about Cee but you ain't bad yourself."
"Hitting on him," Cee stated.
"Am not!"
"I'M NOT GAY!" They screamed at each other.
"Guys, it's not a bad thing you know," Celtic said holding the book as a shield. 'The book? I have the book? I brought the goddamn book?! Shit!'
"We know, but we aren't," Cee said bluntly.
"So s'up?" Gee asked.
Celtic sat down in a chair. "You two are going to attack another mansion/fortress with us to try and save three souls."
"We're what now?" Cee asked, stunned and dumb founded.
"Fighting with us, the duelling deck. Come on, you have to. I told them you would!" Celtic pleaded.
Gee went to sit down but completely missed the chair. "We haven't even duelled before." He rubbed the place where he'd sit the floor.
"Are you saying a couple of strapping, young Celtic Guardians aren't interested in pulling out those swords and putting them to work?" Celtic asked as he drew he blade. He made it glint once before swinging it through a air, within inches of Cee's face, then Gee's.
Gee was chuckling until the tip of the blade passed before his eyes.
"Only you could make that wrong," Cee said looking down at his friend. "Alright Celtic, put that weapon away and we'll join you. Training's no good if you never use it, right Gee?"
"Right," Gee said getting up. "What's that?" he asked eying the book Celtic was holding. "Lemme see!" before Celtic could answer the book was snatched out of his hands and was now in Gee's, while he sat on the bottom bunk.
Cee went over and hopped up to the top one, peering over the edge. "Is it yours?"
Gee opened the book and flipped through some pages, then looked at Celtic questioningly.
"No! It's not mine. I don't draw myself like that! Heck, I don't even draw."
"Did someone give it to you?" Gee asked.
"No," Celtic said shifting his weight in the chair.
"Then why do you have it?" Cee asked, slight disapproval in his eyes.
"Umm, saw book, picked up book, looked through some of book, took book from room, looked at more of book, accidentally brought it up here," Celtic said blushing. "But they're of me! So that gives me some right, right?"
Cee opened his mouth to protest then stopped. Gee had flipped to another picture, and was now turning the book so it could be seen properly. "How far did you look?"
"Until the one were I'm all wet, and got the towel covering me.... why?"
"Ummm," Cee began.
"What's with the scar thing on your butt?" Gee asked looking up.
"It's a scar."
"How'd you get it?"
"Ummm, crazy blue haired guy in Ancient Egypt. He hissed at me like a cat and then, slice slice, there's the scar."
"So that means that whoever drew this has seen your scar right?" Cee asked.
"Well, that couldn't have happened because I'm only nude when I'm going to take a shower, or sometimes when I sleep.... Otherwise I have something on, at the least a bathing suit and OH MY GODS! HE'S SEEN MY SCAR!" Celtic's eyes were very large, his breath very, very slow.
"Umm, who's the other guy in all these pics with you?" Gee asked.
"Other guy?" Celtic asked.
"Yeah. The one who is also nude and either right with you or doing you," Cee said. "Oh man, I can't look at that anymore... sorry Celtic but I just can't."
Celtic was now looking over Gee' shoulder. "See Celtic. Him. Who's that?"
"Oh my gods," Celtic said rather shocked. "What do you think that means?"
"Celtic are you blind or just stupider than we thought?" Cee asked. "It means that the long haired guy wants you..." he looked down at the book again. "He wants you bad."
A goofy smile made it's way to Celtic's lips. 'But he has Yami. And Yami's definitely into sex enough to give it whenever Dark wanted it.' "Are there any pics of the other guy with someone with pointy hair?"
Gee looked. "Nope, just you.... Celtic, we don't have anything to fight in except our duelling stuff..."
"Oh, well, I have plenty. Come on, let's get something for you two," Celtic said getting up. He walked out and the two younger elves followed. Soon they were in his room, stripped to the bare essentials and mixing and matching different armour.
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"Where is it?" Dark asked himself. "I know I had it when I was drawing... well duh. I need it to draw. So where did it go?" Dark rummaged around his room for quite a while. "Ahhh, for the sake of Amun!" Dark fell onto his bed. 'Well, I always have the real thing. Let's just see what he up too.' Dark had gotten better at the spell that let him watch on hear anything he wanted to, which was always Celtic. He got a picture then snapped out of it quickly. "Okay, I wasn't dreaming... who were those two?" He did the spell again. Three Guardians in nothing but their underwear, sorting through armour. 'Those two again.... hmm hmm hmm, very interesting, very appealing, yes, very, very nice. Hi there Celtic. Did you're friends not have armour? Well, you are being a very good friend. You know they don't look half as good as you, not as toned, don't have your beauty, not even close.... dammit!' Dark had to stop the spell.
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Celtic had stopped looking for the perfect armour which meant, as much protection but also, made him look good. He stood straight and looked around the room. That same feeling he'd been getting more and more often. Like being watched. Friendly, caring eyes, but watching without permission was still what it was.
"What's up?" Gee asked.
"Just a funny feeling... you feel anything?" Celtic asked the two elves.
"Nope, not me," Gee returned to looking for his perfect outfit, which meant a lot of protection and that's about it.
"I did, like someone watching me... but honestly I thought it was you," he said looking up at Celtic.
"You thought I was looking at you?" Celtic asked.
"Heh! I'm not bad looking am I?!" Cee asked hurt.
"Oh no, not at all," Celtic made "fake" eyes at him.
"Ahhh, why did I open my mouth?!"
"I'm good too right?"
"Oh yes, very good," Celtic looked from Cee to Gee, the same look of his face.
"So that's what it feels like to get that look," Gee said going back to the armour.
"Heh, we've got that look from gir-... oh, maybe not quite like that," Cee said looking for armour that would protect but give manoeuvrability.
"Not quite? Guys, that was a 'heh, you might deserve a second glance' look. I could give you another one if you'd like," Celtic offered.
"I think we're good." Gee and Gee were silent a moment then looked at each other at the same time and shrugged. "Okay, I got mine," Gee said.
"Yeah, mine too."
"In that case, I'll chose this, red leather should complement my hair nicely, while making me look good... well, I would have any of this if I didn't look good in it but this, will do nicely," Celtic said picking up and double checking his choice.
"Is Mr. Picture Guy gonna be there?" Cee asked winking.
"You'll see. Well, maybe. Gee will, he looked at the pictures longer."
"You implying something?" Gee asked.
"Yeah, that you looked at the pictures longer than Cee. Stop trying to read into everything."
"When are we off?" Cee asked.
Celtic looked at his clock. "Eep, fifteen minutes. Get dressed, need to be comfortable in it." They got into their armour and stretched a bit. All three pulled out their swords and held them in a pyramid above their heads. "All for one and one for all!" The cheered together. They then headed out to join everyone else in the graveyard.
"Alright. Now everyone is here," Dark said looking to Celtic and his two friends. 'Nice choice of armour.'
Cee and Gee looked at Dark, his long purple hair, his feminine build, the shape of his face. They looked and then nudged each other. It was Mr. Picture Guy.
"Team Alpha is under my order," Dark said in a clear voice.
"And Team Beta follows me," Mystical Elf said, with the same, strong tone. She wasn't that bad when she wasn't in puppy-love.
'Alpha and Beta huh?' Celtic thought, not knowing how those names would piss off people in duels to come.
"Alpha, we a strictly attack. Our job is to get into PMS and find Yugi's Grandfather, Seto Kaiba and Mokuba Kiaba," Dark spoke just like a leader.
"Beta, we are defence. Our main objective is to attack and fake-retreat, allow Alpha time to get in. Understood?"
"Yes ma'am," her garrison said in unison. Two leaders, and both spell-casters.
"Ready to move out?"
"Yes sir," came the voice of ever monster.
Dark and Mystical Elf turned and lead their troops toward SMS.
When there they discovered that they had called their troop Gamma, and told each other their attack plans. They had come up with the same ideas, and therefore joined forces. The three Blue Eyes joined Dark, along with several warriors. Drag took up a spot beside Dark. A second Mystical Elf stood by Yugi's. She was lead of the defensive unit for the Gamma troops. The Alpha, Beta, and Gamma teams headed toward PMS.
Once they got close the Alpha team broke away to the right while a smaller group of original Gamma went off to the left. Beta team continued to move straight toward PMS. Once they had gotten within the sights of the front door an alarm had been sounded and a group of monster filed out. They were either in their duelling garbs or normal clothes. They weren't prepared for an attack, although many didn't need armour, they were spell-casters. The two guards, Red Archery Girl and Toon Archery Girl, lead the attack, firing arrows at the oncoming monsters.
Mystical Elf had smartly cast magical barriers all around her group and was holding them easily. But once the spell-casters started firing their magic she'd have some trouble. That was where Seto's Mystical Elf came in. She was needed back-up strength and reinforcements.
The monsters of PMS attacked fast and hard, but the Beta team was holding strong. Mystical Elf made her voice so only her fellow monster could hear. "Begin to weaken, prepare to retreat, on my signal!" The plan was going wonderfully. The PMS defenders began walking out as the Beta team inched backwards, showing a fake weakening. Mystical Elf was then attacked by a joint spell of all the spell-casters. She smirked as she fell to the ground with a scream. "RETREAT!" She yelled to her troops. She made an attempt to get up but was instead picked up by Summon Skull who attacked with one arm, while carrying the girl in the other, and running.
"It's working... wonderful acting Misty. I really thought you were hurt."
"Keep attacking, we're pulling them out. The other troops are sneaking in. Perfect...," she then passed out.
deet
Alpha team and Gamma team had both made it inside. They made their way down the hall, attacking several monster that tried to stop them. Drag found some stairs that lead down and motioned with his head for everyone to follow. Down, down, down, they went until the mansion seemed to turn into a dungeon. They moved down another path and met an strong opposing force. Dark cast some spells and then Celtic went in with his sword and his comrades. They all had the grace of elves but Celtic was beyond anything. He surpassed a human, an elf, even a monster that would never die. He was stronger than what his card said, stronger by far. It was as if he could counter attacks that hadn't even been thought of. He practically destroyed the force by himself.
"Forward," Dark called as he marched on, eyes on Celtic even until after he passed him. There were cells on either side of the hall and they looked from one to the next, searching for any of the souls that they were trying to save.
"Him!" Drag growled as he stopped in front of a cell. Dark joined him there. "Maximillion Pegasus!" The man in the cell raised his face.
"No, it isn't him... who are you?" Dark asked. The man had long white hair, tied back, his skin was tanned, and his eyes were blue.
"My name is Pegorin, and I am the spirit of the Millennium Eye. My hikari, if you can call him that, has taken over my item and it's powers, and has banished me to this place so that I will not stop him." The white haired man explained.
"We will help you," Celtic said stepping out from behind Dark.
"No, there is no point. He will only lock me up. At least here I am safe." He bowed his head again.
"You do not need to stay here. Come live somewhere in the Shadow Realm, with us maybe," Dark offered.
"I am bound to my item and the man that holds it... just as your two masters are bound. I cannot leave this place. But one more lifetime won't be much. Now go on and do what you came here to do." Pegorin then retreated to a dark corner and there he stayed until every one of the monsters had passed him.
They did as he said and traveled further down the dark, dungeon like hall.
When he heard footsteps he flung himself against the bars of his cell. "Who's there?!" He yelled, not being able to see in the darkness.
Blue and White gasped at the voice and ran toward it. Dark used a spell of light to illuminate the area.
"Seto!" White cried as she ran to her master. Blue joined her and they began stroking their masters hands.
"Who are you?" Seto said looking into the blue eyes of the pale females.
"We are two of your dragons... are you hurt?... Are they treating you badly? Seto, Seto?" Blue and White took turns speaking.
"My dragons are women???? Where is my third?"
"I am here," came a very deep voice.
"Thank god... no not that I don't think women can't be Blue Eyes White Dragons... just I wanted one male...."
Dark stepped forward with Drag. "Seto Kaiba, we've come to rescue you."
"Ooh, my knight in shining armour," he said sarcastically while looking the mage up and down. "I will not be saved by anyone, especially not one of Yugi's monsters!"
"How do you know so much? That we are monsters?"
"All I've seen since I got here were duel monsters, duel monsters and more duel monsters. I'm a genius you know, I can put two and two together," Seto said looking caring at his three Blue Eyes.
"Awww, he does care!" Drag said happily.
"Okay, two female dragons, and one gay one..." Seto said. "Guess you take after your master, eh Drag?"
"He knows my name!" Drag said as he too went to stroke at his master.
"Well, anyone else want a piece of this? Dark Magician, hmm? How but you Celtic Guardian?" They at least gave him the courtesy of a once over, and Dark gave him another.
"Fine then. Free me, but I won't leave without my brother," Seto said, taking a step back.
Celtic got into position and raised his sword above his head. He then brought it down, through the lock, opening the cell.
Seto walked out and was immediately touched everywhere by his dragons. "Okay, so I never see you like this, it doesn't mean you can- Drag...- touch me like- stop it Drag- like that."
They began walking further. "Master, are you tired at all? Shall carry you?" Drag asked seriously.
"No I'm fine... just a little light headed." Seto made a gesture with his head and Drag quickly had an arm around his waist while Seto's arm was around the dragon man's shoulders.
"Well they're certainly hitting it off. Rather fast don't you think?" Celtic asked Dark.
Dark made a grunting noise, very unlike himself. He was remembering that time he and Yami had done plenty more than have arms wrapped around each other, and he hadn't known him for that long.
'I knew it! Him and Yami have done something! And I don't mean kissing in front of everyone!' Celtic thought angrily and fell back. "So, how does it feel?" he asked both Cee and Gee.
"We aren't killing them are we?"
"Yeah, but what do you think Reborn the Monster's for? We're just stopping them from getting to us for the time being."
White came up beside Dark. "Too bad Drag gets him... but at least this way Blue and I won't fight..." she looked back over her should. "I think he wants you back there too... oh come on, make him happy, he'll be gone so soon-"
"And Yami will erase his memory of this..." He looked back and saw Seto's painful obvious expression. "Fine, but only because he'll be going soon." Dark walked back, with a smile planted on his face. "White said you wanted me," he whispered into Seto's ear, lips tickling his skin.
"She's a smart dragon," Seto said while grabbing Dark's ass firmly. He smiled wickedly. "Yugi can't touch you can he?" he asked.
"No, not Yugi..." Dark trailed off.
"Good, then I'll take something of his." He planted a vicious kiss on Dark's lips, a hand held his head from getting away.
Celtic saw Dark and Seto. He growled noticeably and caused Cee and Gee to step away from him. They looked back to see the human and Mr. Picture Guy. "Oh, I think someone's jealous," Cee said, hitting Celtic in the arm.
"There is no time to be jealous and there is certainly no time for that!" he waved his hand in the vague direction, not caring to see what else the two of them were doing.
Seto finally released the mage who looked at him rather angrily. "Ha," Seto said licking his lips. "Now, tell me something.... does Yugi's body change, or am I crazy?"
"Ahh, why not... you won't remember anything anyways. Yugi's puzzle contains a spirit from Ancient Egypt who was the pharaoh and now helps Yugi duel. When he emerges Yugi's body changes noticeably but no one seems to see it... so no, you aren't crazy," Dark explained.
"Okay, I thought I was just making him look sexier," Seto said, finding a place for not only his hands but the dragon's and the mage's as well.
"You think Yugi's sexy?!" Dark asked shocked.
"Heh, he is... in his own cute little way."
Just then there was a terrible half human, half dragon scream. Dark disentangled himself from Seto and dashed forward. The hall was illuminated by a White Lightning attack, directed at them. It hit Dark head on and he went flying back into a wall.
Celtic watched, horrified as Dark's head smacked against the stone with a sickening sound. 'Who did this?' he thought angrily as he walked into the darkness alone. Another attack, but no body hurling through the air. Another scream, and the sound of scale hitting stone. A phoomping noise began to sound throughout the dungeon. Then a swish of a blade through the air, and the sound of quiet or far off speaking. Soon after Celtic came walking back, his armour a mess, with White barely conscious, hanging over his shoulder. Blue ran up to take her.
"We can't stay in here. We have to get out, now!" Celtic said going over to Dark's dead looking body, but he was breathing. 'Thank the gods... I know that Reborn the Monster could have brought you back, but if you died, I couldn't live.' Celtic picked up the mage, cradling him is his arms. "We're getting out of here!"
"Not without my brother!" Seto yelled at the guardian.
"Well then stay here you brother loving whore!" Celtic screamed right back before walking away.
"Master, let's go. We can save you still," Drag pleaded.
"I won't leave him! Creepy as he is, he's the only family I have! I can't leave him here!" Seto ran back and locked himself in a cell.
"Fine! I just hope Yugi and Yami win this tournament! For your sake!" He turned and left. Everyone followed. Walking, then faster, jogging, running. That phoomp, phoomp, phoomp noise getting louder and louder.
"Faster!" Celtic yelled, knowing what was behind them. "Faster! We're almost out!" Blue went into her dragon state and ploughed through the defenders that still stood near the door.
Curse and Kimouri changed into dragon forms as well. "Gaia, Celtic, get on!" Curse yelled.
"You other two, hurry!" Kimouri called. The warriors all climbed on, the beasts running swiftly beside them. They sped toward home, Seto's monster's doing the same.
Celtic held Dark tightly, using his legs to hold onto the dragon. "He'll be fine by tomorrow. Spell-casters heal quick. Just get him into something comfortable and into bed." 'Curse you are a genius! Now he has to undress him!' They arrived home quickly, dragon's being a very fast way of transportation.
Celtic got off, Dark still in his arms. He carried the mage up the stairs and opened then door before carrying him over the threshold of the mansion. {Hicky- Beams happily at the image she just got} With Cee and Gee behind him they entered the elevator. "Hit three will you..." he eyes still on Dark. He already looked better, but after being thrown into a wall, it still looked bad. Celtic got off when the elevator stopped, he said a 'see you later' before the doors closed again. He went to Dark's room and noticed a small problem. Magic lock, and the mage was out cold. 'Dammit, oh, please let this work.' Cetlic took Dark's hand and put it on the door knob. With his hand over Dark's he turned and the door opened. "Thank you Amun!" He went over to the bed and placed Dark down. He began removing the leather armour Dark hand been wearing. Piece by piece the mage's battered body was revealed. 'Okay, I shouldn't be reacting to this, but... I'm undressing him.' When Dark was down to nothing but a thong (yes I said thong) Celtic stopped. He went into Dark's bathroom and finally found a wash cloth. He wetted it, rung it out, and then went back to the mage. He cleaned off every part of the mage he could. Then he pulled back the blankets and tucked him in. 'Should I leave?' Celtic questioned. 'What if something happens?.... no, Curse said he'd be fine... and I don't think I'd getting any sleep if I was watching over him.' He leaned over and kissed Dark's forehead. "Sweet dreams," Celtic said as his turned to leave. He walked out and closed the door quietly. "I'm sorry I can't put up your lock." He went back to his room, stripped out of the tattered remains of his own armour and stepped into the shower.
Hicky: Hehehehehe.
Trent: What are you laughing at?
Hicky: Threshold.... you know, after a wedding! Ehehehehe.
Trent: They aren't together yet Hicky. stamps his foot
Hicky: Eep! Shhhh! hops into Rabid Fan Reader Cage and waits for Trent to get in too And now, thanks to Yams, my yami and sister, I give your the ultimate defence! All the OCs from Love, Pain, and Insane in a circles around me!!!!!
Trent: So what's with Cee and Gee?
Hicky: Maybe the reviewers will tell you... hmmm? Will they? WILL THEY?! XD