Pinata stormed into the room. Her black hair whipped around her eyes and a
handbag on her arm knocked over an expensive looking vase. The roses fell
out and the glass crunched under her feet.
"IVE HAD ENOUGH! GET OUT, ALL OF YOU!" she screamed, pointing wildly with her index finger. "IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR STUPID GAMES. GET OUT! YOU ARE NO LONGER WELCOME IN MY MANSION!" she said, her eyes flashing. Nicole looked over her shoulder from where she was perched on Aragorn's lap.
"Did you say something, Pinni?" The black haired girl at the doorway made a horrible face and almost burst into tears. "Hmm. Thought not." Pinata watched as Aragorn gently kissed Nicole on the lips and they turned back to what they were doing.
"What on EARTH do you want, Pinata?" asked Maddy, Frowning. She was plaiting Legolas' long blond hair. Legolas smirked at her and put his arms around the girl.
"This...is...my HOUSE! You have no right to be here. I let you stay for ONE WEEK. Its been over 3 months now!"
"But your house is so lovely and-"
"SHUTTUP HALDIR, YOU TOERAG!" Pinata screamed. Nicola looked shocked.
"Pin...are you Ok?"
Far away, a lightning bolt flashed down and set an orc on fire.
"Bad question..." muttered Mo, smiling ruefully at Elladan, who was standing with his arms around her waist.
"That is it." She said, steely cool. She turned on her heel and ran down the corridor in a mad rage. She turned a sharp left and yanked open the white dais. Legolas' tunic lay in her way and she landed face first into a pile of underwear.
"Oh dear SHIGSY!" she reeled backwards and took a look around. All sorts of gross things were there. She looked at the bed; covered in fluffy things and a pair of handcuffs were dangling from the end of the post. Pinata twitched and walked over to the window.
"Oh, They'll see. That bed cost me millions. Absolutely millions." She seized an important looking crossbow and an expensive looking dress. She smiled and dangled them from the window. "Oh! Oopsie daisy." She let go and they crashed to the ground. Next came the shield, then the wardrobe.
"Isn't it amazing what can fit through a window sometimes?" she muttered. Closing the bay windows she grabbed a match and lit several things on fire, and then poured a glass of water over them all. They smoked and she smiled. Next was the suitcase of...things. She opened the suitcase and took out the whip, the tuxedo, the chaps, the ball gag, the handcuffs. She very happily picked them all up and threw them out of the door and all over he landing. A male thong dangled from the chandelier. It had a huge 'Leggy' on the crotch. Pinata smiled. She then traveled over to the bed and attempted to remove the fluffy green handcuffs. She snapped them to the left and frowned.
"Oh SHIT." She looked at her wrist. The handcuffs were clipped tightly around it. "shit shit shit." She crawled under the bed, trying to ignore the bras and such under the bed.
The other room
"What was that?" Link came hurrying out from the bathroom, a towel tied around his waist. Steam rose from his broad shoulders.
"Mm." Nicola commented, looking him up and down. Link quailed under her stare and Haldir tried to regain her attention.
"Did you hear that?" he asked, frowning. His blond hair was tied up in a little bow at the top of his fair head.
"Hear what, exactly?" Said Nicole, smiling at Aragorn. "I expect it was Leggy and Mads. They went into their room a second ago." Link frowned.
"So what is his underwear doing on the chandelier? I fell over a bloody ball gag on my way out of the bathroom?" Mo raised an eyebrow at him. "Oh dear. Kim had a go at you didn't she. Erm, I'm really sorry for whatever she said, guys...I'll go and check...if shes...ok." He stepped out of the room, his blue slippers scuffing along the room. The dais fluttered and he heard a happy squeal.
Legs Room
"shit." Pinata squeezed herself under the bed further, disguising her arm as a coat hook as best as she could. Not that it would matter. Maddy had removed her dress already and flung it over a lampshade. The bed creaked under their combined weight. Her arm was aching terribly and she had clamped a blanket over her ears to block out the noise. "Ugh...this is so horrible..." she mumbled. She saw Links slippered feet and tried to motion to him. Links blue eyes widened when he saw her arm. "Link..." she muttered.
"Oh crap. Not again." Link knelt down and crawled as silently as possible. Not that the couple noticed, being as...busy as they both were. Madeleine let out a happy laugh and Link took his chance and flung himself under the bed. "WTF happened?"
"Long story. Can you get me out of here?" Pinata whispered into his ear as he leant over her to reach the bedpost. "Ow!"
"Shh! Just let me get over you and..." Link reached up and screwed up his face in concentration. They both heard a click, and...
"Shit."
10 MINUTES LATER...
"Okay...what happened?" Maddy sat up, yanking a bedcover over herself. Leggy stretched and smiled happily. "Our room!"
"oh its not your room, you little who-"
"shuttup they'll hear us!"
"bloody hell, Link, pull up your towel!"
"oops. sorry." Link reached a hand between them and yanked up his towel very uncomfortably. "Oh dear."
"What now?" hissed Pinata, blowing her hair out of her face.
"My...er, well...my hand is stuck on your dress"
"oh no. Why do this?" Link tried to wriggle free but Piñatas eyes opened widely. "stoppit!"
"Oh yeah. Sorry..." Pinata sighed deeply.
"This sucks."
"Perhaps we should try and tidy up and make Pinata happy?" suggested Legolas. She saw his bare feet hit the floor. Pinata screwed up her eyes as she saw Maddy do the same.
"No...wait..." Maddy smiled and pushed him onto the floor. He sat down happily about 3 feet from where Pinata was lying. "I want to show you something..."
"LINK!" she half screamed as the elf moved into another position. There was a rip and;
"Oh dear. Erm, we've lost a towel."
"IVE HAD ENOUGH! GET OUT, ALL OF YOU!" she screamed, pointing wildly with her index finger. "IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR STUPID GAMES. GET OUT! YOU ARE NO LONGER WELCOME IN MY MANSION!" she said, her eyes flashing. Nicole looked over her shoulder from where she was perched on Aragorn's lap.
"Did you say something, Pinni?" The black haired girl at the doorway made a horrible face and almost burst into tears. "Hmm. Thought not." Pinata watched as Aragorn gently kissed Nicole on the lips and they turned back to what they were doing.
"What on EARTH do you want, Pinata?" asked Maddy, Frowning. She was plaiting Legolas' long blond hair. Legolas smirked at her and put his arms around the girl.
"This...is...my HOUSE! You have no right to be here. I let you stay for ONE WEEK. Its been over 3 months now!"
"But your house is so lovely and-"
"SHUTTUP HALDIR, YOU TOERAG!" Pinata screamed. Nicola looked shocked.
"Pin...are you Ok?"
Far away, a lightning bolt flashed down and set an orc on fire.
"Bad question..." muttered Mo, smiling ruefully at Elladan, who was standing with his arms around her waist.
"That is it." She said, steely cool. She turned on her heel and ran down the corridor in a mad rage. She turned a sharp left and yanked open the white dais. Legolas' tunic lay in her way and she landed face first into a pile of underwear.
"Oh dear SHIGSY!" she reeled backwards and took a look around. All sorts of gross things were there. She looked at the bed; covered in fluffy things and a pair of handcuffs were dangling from the end of the post. Pinata twitched and walked over to the window.
"Oh, They'll see. That bed cost me millions. Absolutely millions." She seized an important looking crossbow and an expensive looking dress. She smiled and dangled them from the window. "Oh! Oopsie daisy." She let go and they crashed to the ground. Next came the shield, then the wardrobe.
"Isn't it amazing what can fit through a window sometimes?" she muttered. Closing the bay windows she grabbed a match and lit several things on fire, and then poured a glass of water over them all. They smoked and she smiled. Next was the suitcase of...things. She opened the suitcase and took out the whip, the tuxedo, the chaps, the ball gag, the handcuffs. She very happily picked them all up and threw them out of the door and all over he landing. A male thong dangled from the chandelier. It had a huge 'Leggy' on the crotch. Pinata smiled. She then traveled over to the bed and attempted to remove the fluffy green handcuffs. She snapped them to the left and frowned.
"Oh SHIT." She looked at her wrist. The handcuffs were clipped tightly around it. "shit shit shit." She crawled under the bed, trying to ignore the bras and such under the bed.
The other room
"What was that?" Link came hurrying out from the bathroom, a towel tied around his waist. Steam rose from his broad shoulders.
"Mm." Nicola commented, looking him up and down. Link quailed under her stare and Haldir tried to regain her attention.
"Did you hear that?" he asked, frowning. His blond hair was tied up in a little bow at the top of his fair head.
"Hear what, exactly?" Said Nicole, smiling at Aragorn. "I expect it was Leggy and Mads. They went into their room a second ago." Link frowned.
"So what is his underwear doing on the chandelier? I fell over a bloody ball gag on my way out of the bathroom?" Mo raised an eyebrow at him. "Oh dear. Kim had a go at you didn't she. Erm, I'm really sorry for whatever she said, guys...I'll go and check...if shes...ok." He stepped out of the room, his blue slippers scuffing along the room. The dais fluttered and he heard a happy squeal.
Legs Room
"shit." Pinata squeezed herself under the bed further, disguising her arm as a coat hook as best as she could. Not that it would matter. Maddy had removed her dress already and flung it over a lampshade. The bed creaked under their combined weight. Her arm was aching terribly and she had clamped a blanket over her ears to block out the noise. "Ugh...this is so horrible..." she mumbled. She saw Links slippered feet and tried to motion to him. Links blue eyes widened when he saw her arm. "Link..." she muttered.
"Oh crap. Not again." Link knelt down and crawled as silently as possible. Not that the couple noticed, being as...busy as they both were. Madeleine let out a happy laugh and Link took his chance and flung himself under the bed. "WTF happened?"
"Long story. Can you get me out of here?" Pinata whispered into his ear as he leant over her to reach the bedpost. "Ow!"
"Shh! Just let me get over you and..." Link reached up and screwed up his face in concentration. They both heard a click, and...
"Shit."
10 MINUTES LATER...
"Okay...what happened?" Maddy sat up, yanking a bedcover over herself. Leggy stretched and smiled happily. "Our room!"
"oh its not your room, you little who-"
"shuttup they'll hear us!"
"bloody hell, Link, pull up your towel!"
"oops. sorry." Link reached a hand between them and yanked up his towel very uncomfortably. "Oh dear."
"What now?" hissed Pinata, blowing her hair out of her face.
"My...er, well...my hand is stuck on your dress"
"oh no. Why do this?" Link tried to wriggle free but Piñatas eyes opened widely. "stoppit!"
"Oh yeah. Sorry..." Pinata sighed deeply.
"This sucks."
"Perhaps we should try and tidy up and make Pinata happy?" suggested Legolas. She saw his bare feet hit the floor. Pinata screwed up her eyes as she saw Maddy do the same.
"No...wait..." Maddy smiled and pushed him onto the floor. He sat down happily about 3 feet from where Pinata was lying. "I want to show you something..."
"LINK!" she half screamed as the elf moved into another position. There was a rip and;
"Oh dear. Erm, we've lost a towel."