Summary: Maki is dead. But not anymore! We revive her (as mad scientists) and make her try and seduce Ryu (Takt), but Ryu has fallen in love with Harriet. Bibo Gurl gets pissed because she loves Dan, but Gwenavere is his girlfriends. Shottsy gets pissed because Tramie is supposedly Maki in disguise and Tramie gets pissed because Shottsy is supposedly Harriet in disguise. Ryu ends up making out with Maki (who is Tramie) and his wings appear. *drools at sight of wings*
Bibo Gurl falls in love with Frank after Dan turns her down. Ryu splits into two people. Both looking the same. One with wings (Tramie/Maki gets him) and one without (Shottsy & Bibo fight for, even though Bibo is obsessed with Frank). Now, how did Tramie revive herself? Will we ever find out?
Who is Maki?
The newly revived Morgue is in full opperation. The new staff stand at their postions ready to begin the experiment. "Are all systems opperational?" Bibo Gurl asked her fellow comrades.
"Yes, all systems are go," Shottsy smiled an evil smile. This is crazy that it might actually work.
Tramie runs across the floor towards the strapped down Maki. "Ah yes Maki, we meet agian."
*Flashback*
"Oh, are you Maki?"
"Yes."
*End Flashback*
"I shall finally become you."
It was like Tramie expected Maki to reply but she is dead so it is pretty much impossible.
Shottsy looked over at her really crazy friend. You lucky bastard.
Bibo Gurl spots Dan the british man walking into the building. "Oh Dan!" She swoons. Dan spotted her and looked at her with distaste.
"Oh it's you," he said blankly. Then he spotted Gwen and ran over to her. Tramie gave him the finger in her sister's defence. "Gwen say that you will run away with me to my sarc 1."
Gwen smiled and they run away. Bibo gurl cries, her hopes and dreams of marring Dan are crushed. Walton comes over to comfort her. (he has hidden motives)
Shottsy turns into Hattie for some strange reason, "Mr. Elf? Why did I just say that?" She caughs lighty and looks back at her computer screen. "I am going to press the red button, this will start the revival of...."
"MAKI!!!!" Ryu screams cutting her off.
Hattie smacks him across the back of the head. She presses the red button.
The computers voice comes on the over head. "Starting the recompostion process. Maki's cells are now repairing. It is now complete!"
Bibo Gurl ends up being the announcer, "It's like Frank all over again! Mawahahahaha!!!!"
Tramie disappears, no one knows where she has gone. They don't panic, Hattie thinks more Ryu for herself. Bibo looks around for Frank, "where is Frank anyways?"
Ryu runs over to Maki's body, "Maki, Maki, Maki!!!!" Then something goes wrong. Some wiring wraps around his body and splits him into two. One has two wings and the other has only one (think of the title page).
Tramie wakes up in Maki's body, "I'm alive, ALIVE!" The Ryu with both wings rushes to her side. He begins to ask her questions.
"Why aren't you answering me? How am I supposed to know what your thinking if you won't answer me?" Ryu yells. Maki laughs a malicious laugh.
The Ryu with one wing goes to Hattie. "Your stupid!" She yells. Ryu gropes her.
Bibo finds Frank and they make out in a corner. "I want to know you better." Frank says. "Maki."
Bibo gets pissed, "Maki??? My sister?" Frank quickly recovers.
"Ah, I meant Bibo." He coughs. They begin to make out again.
Hattie looks up, "How the hell do they do that?" Maki looks on disgusted.
"Bibo! You know we can all see you. EW! Frank, put that away..." Maki hides her face in Ryu's chest. She gets rid of the dorky glasses because she feels like it.
Bibo blushes and pushes Frank away, "Save that for later."
"We heard that," Hattie says. Her hat flies away.
Walton starts humping Bibo's leg. (told you about his ulterior motives) Frank gets jealous. "My turn!" He shouts.
A girl dog shows up and she and Walton get it on...puppies pop out of no where.
They leave the morgue because it reaks of death so they go to Funeral. They walk to the commanders office. They commander and the captin break apart. "What are all of you doing here," the tension could be scooped up with a spoon.
"Well I think we should all get the rest of the day off," the commander says.
"YES!" both Ryu's and a Frank yell.
"Look Ryu it's Walton's puppies," Hattie says and picks one up. Dan and Gwen walks in. The puppies surround them.
Bibo smiles as the puppies bite them and they get rabies. They begin to foam at the mouth. Yes my pretties, finally. Then she pulls out a wand and tuns into the wicked witch of the West.
Maki and Hattie laugh nervously. The wicked witch of the west smiles at them. She turns Hattie 6 years older so she is now 19 years old and its not illegal for her to marry Ryu. "Thanks wicked witch...I mean Bibo, please don't hurt me."
Ryu with two wings gets down on one knee and asks Maki to marry him. She eagerly says yes, she has some conditions. "We need to get married in sarc 5, and have our reception at the Morgue."
Ryu agrees then the wicked witch of the west turns him into Takt. Maki cries and Bibo says, "At night he becomes Ryu and at day he is Takt because I felt like it at the time."
Maki sighs, "Fine we will get married at night."
Ryu (better looking than Maki's Ryu *not really but humor me*) proposes to Hattie. She also has some conditions, "we have to marry on Mr. Elf's arm and bibo has to sing the opening theme song."
Ryu whispers his conditions into her ear, she blushes. What the conditions were we may never know.
Bibo turns into a female version of Frank so they can get it on.
~We end here. If you wish for this craziness to ensue (and even if you don't) please review!~