A/N: Now this chapter obviously has a lot of Grantaire/Eponine in it. I
don't own Les Miserables... but I do own a very loved souvenir program.
Chapter 6- Capital R Proposes
(The mild-mannered Grantaire is at the jewelers. He is buying a ring for tonight, he will propose marriage to his beloved sidekick, Hat Girl. He picks out the perfect ring, pays the jeweler, becomes Capital R, and leaves.)
The jeweler looked at Grantaire as he left with the small black ring box and thought, "Well, that's a first."
(Capital R sees his beloved.)
Eponine was sitting on a bench, nursing a black eye and trying not to cry because of what Montparnasse did to her THIS time.
"Bonjour, mon cher Hat Girl!" Grantaire said as he walked to her.
"Oh Boy, here we go again." Eponine groaned.
(Capital R decides to take his beloved out for dinner.)
Eponine stared up and down at the nudist and said, "Grantaire, I don't think that too many restaurants are going to allow you when you're naked."
(Capital R and Hat Girl walk hand in hand down Le Rue Plumet.)
"Ow! You're crushing my hand, you drunk nudist!" Eponine cried out as Grantaire gripped her hand tightly.
"Oh, I'm not drunk, mon cherie, I never have been." Grantaire sighed.
Finally they arrived at the restaurant and were seated at a table outside, where no one else was. There was a single, lit candle in the center of the table.
(Capital R and Hat Girl enjoy a candle lit dinner.)
A breeze sent Eponine's hair right into the candle. Soon, her head was engulfed in flame. She screamed, "Augh! My hat! My hair!" She dunked her head in the water and sighed in relief. Unfortunately, Grantaire mistook this sigh.
(Capital R decides the time is now.)
Eponine watched Grantaire kneel on the ground, as he took a ring box out (you don't want to know where he stored it.) "What are you doing?" Eponine said. "Get off of the floor."
Grantaire took her hand and kissed it. Then he said, "Eponine Celeste Thenardier, my beloved Hat Girl, will you marry me?"
Eponine stared at him and the only thought that came to her mind was, "Aw *Insert Expletive Here*."
Will Eponine say yes? Will she say no? Where did that ring box come from? What will Montparnasse say? Tune in next time for more Adventures of Capital R and Hat Girl!
Chapter 6- Capital R Proposes
(The mild-mannered Grantaire is at the jewelers. He is buying a ring for tonight, he will propose marriage to his beloved sidekick, Hat Girl. He picks out the perfect ring, pays the jeweler, becomes Capital R, and leaves.)
The jeweler looked at Grantaire as he left with the small black ring box and thought, "Well, that's a first."
(Capital R sees his beloved.)
Eponine was sitting on a bench, nursing a black eye and trying not to cry because of what Montparnasse did to her THIS time.
"Bonjour, mon cher Hat Girl!" Grantaire said as he walked to her.
"Oh Boy, here we go again." Eponine groaned.
(Capital R decides to take his beloved out for dinner.)
Eponine stared up and down at the nudist and said, "Grantaire, I don't think that too many restaurants are going to allow you when you're naked."
(Capital R and Hat Girl walk hand in hand down Le Rue Plumet.)
"Ow! You're crushing my hand, you drunk nudist!" Eponine cried out as Grantaire gripped her hand tightly.
"Oh, I'm not drunk, mon cherie, I never have been." Grantaire sighed.
Finally they arrived at the restaurant and were seated at a table outside, where no one else was. There was a single, lit candle in the center of the table.
(Capital R and Hat Girl enjoy a candle lit dinner.)
A breeze sent Eponine's hair right into the candle. Soon, her head was engulfed in flame. She screamed, "Augh! My hat! My hair!" She dunked her head in the water and sighed in relief. Unfortunately, Grantaire mistook this sigh.
(Capital R decides the time is now.)
Eponine watched Grantaire kneel on the ground, as he took a ring box out (you don't want to know where he stored it.) "What are you doing?" Eponine said. "Get off of the floor."
Grantaire took her hand and kissed it. Then he said, "Eponine Celeste Thenardier, my beloved Hat Girl, will you marry me?"
Eponine stared at him and the only thought that came to her mind was, "Aw *Insert Expletive Here*."
Will Eponine say yes? Will she say no? Where did that ring box come from? What will Montparnasse say? Tune in next time for more Adventures of Capital R and Hat Girl!
