Hicky- HEY! Guess what? I'm getting into the chapters that I've already written.

Trent- Are they getting together in this one?

Hicky- STOP BRINGING IT UP! It'll happen when it happens.... but we're getting closer!

Trent- Duh Hicky, every chapter since number one was closer, but still nothing!

Hicky- It's not nothing! It slightly realistic! Now I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or the dubbed versions so there. ENJOY!

You Are My Candy Boy, and You Got Me Loving You

Celtic had gotten some sleep. He woke up very early and decided that he'd go bother Cee and Gee. They ended up being awake and pouring sugar down their throats. Celtic joined them for one of their pixie stix parties, and it was a lot of fun. Problem was that after the effects wore off, you forgot everything you'd done. But if elves had pixie stix, the effect lasted quite a while.

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Dark woke up rather sore, but other than that he was fine. He got out a bed and found out he wasn't wearing much. 'What?' Dark thought. 'We were attack, and then the Light Lightning, and then arg, I can't remember... hands, a damp cloth... who brought me here?' Still confused Dark got dressed. Today was the day that the finals started. He decided that he should make a short speech. He went down to the foyer and summoned Celtic, Gaia, and Kuriboh there.

Dark explained what he wanted to do and soon they were dashing all over the card's mansion, rapping on the door of all the monsters in Yugi's playing deck. Celtic took the first floor, Kuriboh the second and Dark the third. Gaia had gotten stuck with going out to the stables and dragon pens...

"Just because my horse is out here, and because I sometimes ride Curse of Dragon does NOT mean I like going to wake up grumpy, sleeping dragons to tell them to come to a meeting.... I'm gonna get fried aren't I?" Gaia began to rant and worry to himself, and before he knew it he was at the stable. He walked up to his purple steeds stall. "Good morning Twilight!" Gaia said happily.

"Good morning master, what brings you to the stables? A duel? I sense no vibe..." the horse replied.

"No, no duel. Not yet anyway. I have to go tell all the dragons and other big monsters that don't live in the mansion to come to hear a speech...... Here," he gave a black apple to Twilight.

Twilight munched on the apple, "Thanks, haha. Have fun, but watch out for Griffore, he just went to sleep."

"Oh great, I'll save him til last." Gaia rubbed Twilight's forelock and walked down the stable. He tip-toed past Griffore's stall and made his way to Mammoth Graveyard's. "Hi Mammoth. We're trying to get all the cards together for a meeting, you busy?"

"No, hold on one moment," Mammoth took off a trunk warmer, opened his stall door, and came out to follow Gaia.

"Okay, why don't you go tell Silver Fang, Winged Dragon, and....." he grinned sheepishly, "..... Griffore?"

"I'll get Fang and Winged Dragon, but Griffore is all your's pal," the giant mammoth said as he walked away to find the other monsters.

"And we'll meet at the fountain in the center of the graveyard!" Gaia yelled. Mammoth waved his trunk in acknowledgement.

Gaia exited the stable and made his way to the dragon pens. First he came to Catapult Turtle. 'Well he's not a dragon but a big ass reptile is still a big ass reptile.' "Hey Catapult Turtle! There's a speech... at the fountain in the graveyard. Can you come?"

"Yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss," came an incredibly slow reply.

"Okay, I'll see you there." Gaia started off only to hear Catapult Turtle pull a little manoeuvre that sent him flying in the air and landing just outside the gates to the graveyard. Gaia sweat dropped. 'Innnnteresting.'

Next he ran into Giant Soldier of Stone... literally. "Oh sorry, heh, Dark's giving a speech, if you can come follow the giant flying turtle." He then dashed over to Koumori Dragon's pen. "Koumori!" he shouted into the cave entrance. "Koumori! There is going to be a very important speech at the fountain in the graveyard... will you please come?" His answer was a huge fire ball which he narrowly dodged followed by Koumori's lumbering steps, and a snort of hot air when she emerged. "Thank you Milady. I will meet you there shortly," Gaia said bowing, then bounded off the find Curse of Dragon.

"Shhhhhh," Curse of Dragon hissed as Gaia opened his mouth to speak.

"Bu..."

"SHHHHHH!" Curse listened around, while Gaia stood completely still and looked very confused. "Griffore's still asleep... what, saving him for last?"

"Ahhh, I suppose you know what's going on then?"

"Well, of coarse. Want some help with Griffore my friend?" The insect-looking dragon asked with a smile.

Gaia's head bobbed up in down quickly in reply.

"Well, hop on Dragon Champion," he said smirking. And before Gaia could get a good seat he fly off. Gaia grabbed onto Curse's ridged back so he wouldn't fall off.

"Curse you, Curse!" he yelled.

"Trying to be funny are we? Well, maybe you can convince Griffore on your own then, eh?"

"No, no. Curse is a good dragon, Curse is a strong dragon."

"Yes Curse is you pathetic brown-noser, now shut up we're here."

Gaia and Curse entered the stable and came up to Griffore's stall, Gaia still on Curse's back. "Griffore?" Gaia practically whispered while leaning over to his right.

"Zzzzzzzzz....," the sound of snoring. "Zzzzzzzz...,"more snoring. "Zzzzzzz..." was Griffore's response.

"Oh well, we tried," Gaia smiled dumbly.

"You are an insult to your name.... fierce knight my tail. More like Gaia the Chicken Fried Knight, or Gaia the Scared Little Bunny Knight!" Curse said bobbing his head to the side with each insult.

"That's mean Curse."

"Or maybe just Big Baby Boy Gaia, oh yeah, I like that one!" Curse smiled again.

"Curse, shut up already."

"Then wake up Sleeping Ugly and get him to come for the speech."

"Fine... Griffore..... Griffore!...... Griffore!!!...... GRIFFORE!!!!!!!" Gaia yelled and failed his arms in the air.

"Zzzzzzzzz....," he snored. "Zzzzzzzz...," he continued. "Zzzzzzz..."

Gaia sweat dropped again. "Um....."

"Go kick him."

"You are really a jerk Curse."

"And you're a Chicken Fried Knight... can we stop stating the obvious and get you kicking the bull-dog dragon?"

"I'm gonna have to talk to Master Yami about you're attitude," Gaia said as he dismounted and walked over to the door of Griffore's stall. He looked back at Curse with puppy dog eyes.

"Scared Little Bunny Knight," Curse laughed.

"Arg," Gaia opened the door and walked in. He was right next to Griffore now. "Griffore," he said again and nudged the big red monster. Nothing....

"I said kick him Big Baby."

"Stop repeating all your insults. It makes it look like you're too stupid to come up with new ones."

"Okay then...." he thought for a moment. "...... Kick the Big Red Blob you Toad!"

"Toad???? I'm a toad now?"

Curse shrugged.

"GRIFFORE!!!!!!!!" Gaia yelled as he slammed his armour foot into the other monster's side.

Griffore woke up roaring and Gaia quickly jumped back onto Curse's back.

"Fly Curse, Fly. He'll follow us to the fountain and by then he should be calmer."

Griffore bounded after Gaia and Curse with more speed than could have been expected from a round, red bull-dog looking dragon.

"Faster would be better Curse. Faster would be much better!" Curse picked up speed and flew toward the fountain. Griffore was still on their tail. "Why did you say to kick him? Oh yeah, kick the over grown killing machine."

"You didn't have to listen to me."

Gaia just shut his mouth. They were now in the graveyard and almost at the fountain. "Curse, fly over that big head stone when I say now....... NOW!" Curse flew up and over the stone clearing it by less than a foot, then there was a loud 'smack' as Griffore ploughed right into it.

Gaia chuckled to himself as he dismounted. But stopped quickly when an angry looking Kuriboh flew up to him.

"Ooooooh... weren't supposed to knock them out... ooooooh, needs to hear speech... ooooooh, STUPID!"

"Sorry," Gaia said with a bowed head. "But it was Curse's fault."

"Ooooooh... NO EXCUSES.... ooooooh!"

"Yes sir."

Dark stood on the edge of the fountain. "Fellow monsters! We have gathered you here for a very important speech, well, a pep talk at the least. As some of you may already know, Masters Yugi and Yami have collected enough star chips and have now entered Pegasus' castle." Dark stopped while the monsters cheered, clapped, pounded the ground, roared and blew fire into the sky. "Today the matches between all those who have made it into the castle will take place. We must be strong for Master Yugi because he does not trust Master Yami at this time. We must be strong and fight well. We will win back his grandfather's soul!" Again the cheers of all sorts. "Thank you for your time my friends, I hope to see you on the battle field."

Dark stepped down from the fountain's edge as the other monster's began to leave. Celtic was waiting right there for him. He was still a bit worried because of the previous night, but was also high on pixie stix.

"That was an excellent speech Dark!" Celtic said.

"Oooooooh.... MORON!... Oooooooh..... No getting Griffore again for nothing!.... Oooooh!"

"Really, you mean it?" Gaia smiled while he walked back to the mansion with Kuriboh smacking the back of his head.

"Now that's just funny!" Celtic said starting to laugh.

"Yeah, can you imagine what Yugi would do if he say Kuriboh smacking around Gaia the Fierce Knight?"

"The same.... thing.... as..... me...." Celtic barely said as he keeled over on the ground and started laughing even harder.

"Oh stop it Celtic. He's always been like that. A bossy little fur ball."

"OOOOOOOOOH!" Came an unmistakable sound.

Dark got tense, "With a wonderful sense of hearing....." He started running in the opposite direction.

"Heh...... wait... for.... me... Dark!" Celtic said, getting to his feet and running after the purple-clad mage, still laughing.

"OOOOOOH!!!....... NOT WORTH TIME AND EFFORT OF ME!!!!" Kuriboh yelled then turned to go home.

"Oh my Gods!" Dark said as he stopped in his tracks.

"Wo-oooo-ooow!" Celtic tried to stop himself before he collided with Dark. He failed and ended up sitting on his fellow duel monster's hips. "He he he, Kuriboh was gonna kill you."

"That's not funny, that fur ball would have. He'd shove himself in my face until I suffocated."

"How do you know?"

"He's done it to Gaia about twelve times."

Celtic was shocked. "Why didn't I know about the dangers of Mr. Kuriboh?"

"Because he doesn't try to kill you."

"Oh, but, what about Gaia... he seems fine."

"Reborn the Monster lives in a glass case in his room. He polishes it every day at it revives his every time Kuriboh kills him."

"Oh, I see..." Celtic shifted his weight, apparently not realising where he was sitting.

'Oh Gods.... uhhhh... It he doing this on purpose.... uhhhh.'

"Hey Dark, what's up? You look funny..."

'Dammit... well that answer's my question.' "Well, you are sitting on me and I'd like to maybe get up." 'Okay, that's a total lie but you don't seem interested so then getting up would be better than having you sit on me for no reason.'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't notice."

"You've been looking down at me the whole time we've been talking and you didn't notice?"

"No."

"Are you still not noticing?"

"Huh?"

"You're still sitting on me..."

"Hehehe, so I am. Well, you are kind of comfortable," Celtic said looking chibbi even though he was still as he always was. His face just seemed very bright and extra happy.

'I'm comfy huh? I know you don't realise this but you are torturing me you silly little elf!' "Well, Dark the Comfy Couch would like to get up now Mr. Guardian."

"Oh, Mr. Guardian... I like the sound of that," he said smiling.

'Oh that's it.' Dark sat up quickly and Celtic slipped down to his thighs.

"Hi Dark!" Celtic squealed.

"Hi Celtic. Did you go have pixie sticks with Cee and Gee?"

Celtic rubbed his cheeks with his fists. He looked like a big baby. "Maaayyyybbbbbeeeeee."

"I think you did." 'He's sitting on me, my face is less than a foot from his, and he's chibbi on elven sugar candy.... this is not how I pictured this moment at all.'

"I think I did too Darky-poo!"

Dark raised an eyebrow, "Dary-poo huh?... When did you have the pixie sticks?"

"Don't remember..."

"Let me see your tongue," Dark said while holding Celtic's head still.

"Mmmmmmmmmm," Celtic made a sound while he stuck his tongue out at Dark.

"Okay, it's barely even visible anymore, so you'll be fine soon enough."

Celtic picked up Darks hands and made them into fists. Then he made Dark rub his own cheeks. "See, fun."

Dark rolled his eyes. 'No, I wouldn't really call this fun.... in other circumstances you sitting on me might be nice, but this is more like when I was baby sitting Dark Magician Girl.' Dark had been remembering more and more about his life as Yami's monster all those years ago. And not all memories were good ones.

"You're sooo cute Darky-poo!" Celtic said kissing Dark's nose.

Dark was slightly startled. "Oh.... well, you're very cute too Mr. Guardian," he replied pinching Celtic's nose lightly and wiggling it back and forth. 'Okay, I swear Darry (DMG) did the exact same thing when she was five.'

"Ahh! Don't steal my nose! Give it back!" Celtic squealed while he grabbed at Dark's hand.

Dark started to chuckle. 'You are so silly when you've had elf sugar. I'll have to remember that.' "Okay, okay. You caught me... here you go." Dark pushed down on Celtic's nose.

Celtic grabbed his nose and wiggled it ferociously then stopped when he was sure it was "re-attached". "Okay, thank you."

"Oh Gods!" Dark burst out laughing and fell back on the ground.

"Silly Mage! Silly, silly Darky-poo!" Celtic said poking up Dark's chest.

"Hey! That tickles!" Dark shrieked between laughter.

Celtic's eyes got bigger and brighter. And the smile on his face got larger than ever.

'Oh no, what have I done.... I provoked the beast!'

"Ha ha!" Celtic yelled as he dove in and started tickling Dark all over. The mage shook with laughter, and he thanked Amun that monsters don't pee their pants. Celtic finally stopped his tickle attack. "Do I win?" He asked.

"Ahhhhh.... I think you've been winning all along."

Celtic smiled again. "I am the greatest elf boy in the world!" He shouted to the sky.

'Well actually I think... no wait.... yes, you are definitely a man my elf friend.' "Can Darky-poo get up now?"

"I don't know.... can you Darky-poo?" Celtic said while he pulled at his own cheeks.

"You little sneak..." Celtic giggled. "No Mr. Guardian, Darky-poo can't get up... will Mr. Guardian get off Darky-poo so he can get up?"

Celtic stopped pulling at his cheeks and looked down at Dark. "Ummmmm, Darky-poo?....... Oh my Gods!" He started laughing hysterically. "Mr. Guardian?.... Darky.....poo???" Celtic couldn't believe he'd called Dark the same thing as his plushie.

'Oh great, he's snapped out of his sugar high, and he just had to have caught that last part huh?' "Welcome back Celtic," Dark said.

"Oh.... Gods... Darky-poo! That's priceless! Darky-poo!" he was shaking all over from laughing, and he was right over Dark's hips again.

'Arrrrrrrggggggggg, I don't know if I want to kiss you or kill you right now you silly elf!' "CELTIC!"

"Oh, ahhh, yeah?" He asked calming down.

"Now that you've return from Land of the Elven Sugar Coated Everything could you get off me?"

'Yeah, like that's what you really want... I'm not stupid Darky-poo.... I can feel you under me.' "Hmmmmmmmmmm?" Celtic tapped his chin. "I don't know if I can do that..."

"If you don't I'll make you!"

Celtic leaned down until his lips were right by Dark's right ear. "Then make me," he whispered.

Dark's eyes widened. 'Is he serious?'

Celtic sat up, "repositioning" himself again. "Well, you are not doing a good job at making me get off."

'Ahhhh.... You are serious aren't you? Great, so now what do I do... I told him I wanted up.'

"What's wrong? I too strong for you? Not even gonna try?"

'Dammit... fine, this time I push him off... next time it goes according to plan.' Dark put his hands on Celtic's chest and smiled. Celtic smiled back at him and then went wide eyed when he was sent somersaulting backward into a gravestone.

"Okay," Celtic said as he got up and brushed dust off his clothes. "Guess I'm not to strong for you."

"Oh, you must have just been caught off-guard, though that's kind of odd since you told me to make you get off." Dark was now on his feet and walking towards Celtic. "Is the Prince of the Sugar Plum Elves ready to go home now?"

"Yeah yeah, fine. We'll go home...... hehehe, I have more pixie stix!" Dark slammed his hand into his forehead.

Hicky- TADA! is still in her cage surrounded by OCs

Trent- Celtic shouldn't have sugar.... it's not good for him.... NO ONE GIVE CELTIC SUGAR!